Any sitcoms with Muslim characters? Or Muslim sitcoms?

They all bombed

try not eating/drinking for 15 hours when working and living in a desertic region like sahara/arabia.
it's almost suicide

How on earth does it work?
The bigger the day the more you don't eat, i'm i wrong?

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You can’t go five seconds without stuffing your face and chugging mountain dew you fat amerilard

American Gods

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In the UK, this year it has been around 3am to 9pm.
Combine with work, and its definately not easy. Its not just not eating, its no sex/lust (easy for us incels), removing judgemental thoughts from your head and just generally trying to be nice.

The binge eating thing is a myth too, after a week of fasting your stomach cant handle binging.

kek americunt BTFO

Are you implying that Fasting is muslim only thing?
I'm orthodox christian(Russia) and we do this thing too.
It's not as mandatory, so most of the young people don't do it cuz they are not very religious, but people who are serious about faith do it.

Ramy on Hulu

It's about a young regular muslim dude but he's in new York or something and torn between his religion and doing degenerate young people shit.

You don't eat while the sun is up.

That bumming scene was pretty jarring tbhqwyf

lmao who gives a shit about Christian, this is a European website

No, no, no: christianity is a cult, islam is beautiful and feminist.

No we don't
Muslims don't eat anything
We just turn vegan

>removing judgemental thoughts from your head
>generally trying to be nice
Muslims need a special month to try this? Huh we should import them by the millions!

pfft I live in a mudslime country and in ramadan these subhumans sleep all day doing nothing, and eat like animals from night to morning

I get not eating and drinking to better empathise with the poor, is no lust to better empathise with the ugly?

Does it make you believe more? I'm curious about what the purpose of it is.

>Muslim holidays

"lets imitate a pedophile who starved himself

>jewish holidays

"remember that time we got genocided"

>Christian holidays

youtube.com/watch?v=FgZVeUu4itY

I moved into a new house the other day in a mostly white area and one of my neighbours is a Muslim family. They saw me moving in and said to come round for tea as I probably wouldn’t have anything. Popped round and had a delicious ramadinner and I reckon their daughter has got a banging body under her ninja outfit

how about you watch tv from a muslim country if you want to watch muslim sitcoms? are you people so useless that you can't even make tv shows?

Muslim fasting is basically intermittent fasting.

Intermittent fasting is scientifically proven to be very beneficial for the body.

Might hate muslims, but they got this is one thing they got right.

What food did you have?

The aim is to reduce animal desires and increase your spiritual conciousness

For christians desire is pretty much suffering, aka buddhism in denial
The idea is you should live a humble life with no excesses
Fasting is just a way to achieve this goal for your body as praying is for your spirit

Lamb curry and samosas. Was pretty decent actually, think they’ll be decent neighbours. Although I’m getting a dog in a few months so that will no doubt change

So animal desire can't be part of spiritual consciousness?

oh, well that makes it a little more silly, I thought it was about understanding the less fortunate

True Lies

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Eid Mubarak

Being a lustful, selfish and gluttonous degenerate and a spiritually fulfilled person rarely go hand in hand.

Look at the rise of atheism, materialism and depression in the modern world

But this is just the excuse
In reality Eastern Roman empire just had to cope and just invented a new fast every now and then so now Orthodox have 180 days of fasting a year or something, ofc noone follows them anymore but for example in Greece up until the 50s more than 80% of the population followed every single one

Samosas sound absolutely delicious, just looked it up.

lucky fucker
started at 17 and got to 18 hours as the days got longer over here in g*rmoney

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Sure it makes you believe. It makes you believe various birds, fetal rabbits and beavers are fish.

So thats what your people call starving these days

>trying to be nice

Wow, now extend that to all year round and you fuckers might pass for humans.

that's muslims barbaric behavior from shithole country. normal human being feel full quickly after breaking fast because of the air in the empty stomach. it's the same thing as intermittent fasting, just no water

>Live at the north pole
>The sun is up 24 hours a day
imagine being a muslim scientist in a research post up there haha

Sitcom is a Jewish genre.

Christianity is about overcoming sin you muslim turbo plebe

>no sex or lust
>lust
Oops.

How dare people be unfamiliar with the customs of a culture they never experienced.

Although all of my Muslim friends are total bros

It used to be every friday in most european countries.

Why, it is all samsara. All of matter goes to degeneration.
Is rot and decay spiritual. Is rebirth spiritual.
Does a lion on the Serengeti gluttoning on the wildebeest before the dry season not partake in a spiritual cycle?

This is the problem with all you abrahamic faiths - you detest and hate the world. You find it filthy, you hate that you are a human body and you wish to escape to some angel state as soon as possible.

What if fasting was just initiated by the leaders of religion because at their point in time, there was some animal disease plague but the common religious follower can't understand plagues on animals.

Or maybe fasting was done so that a part of the population wont binge eat on limited supply of whatever forbidden food.

>"I'm a Muhajideen, and I'm making a scene, now you's gonna feel what the boom boom means, it's like Tupac said "When I die I'm not dead. We are the martyrs, you're just smashed tamatas! ALLAHU AKHBAR!"
>"What? Just cos I'm Muslim you thought it was real?"
>"i'm a muhajideen, and im making a scene, now you's gonna feel what the boom boom mean

But it just makes you think about food and sex even more

Sounds like it would make a mudslime want to strap bombs to their chest and ALLAH Snackbar.

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if you dont think buddhism/dao etc has an emphasis on the moderation of animal passions you have a pretty poor understanding of eastern philosophy bro

No, the lion does not participate in the spiritual cycle.

The problem with Buddhism is what you claim is wrong with abrahamic religions; you think life is suffering and thus peace can only be present when you cease to exist. Nirvana is spiritual suicide. Abrahamic Faith's claim that even though there is suffering in life, life is worth living and it's worth living correctly since it only happens on this plane of existence once.

>>What if he lives in Sweden? Then it's 20 hours.

Further proof that islam really isn't meant to be practised outside middle east

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FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF

Yes we do, there are lax variants of fasting and there are severe fasting.
>Fasting during these times includes abstention from:
>meat, fish, eggs and milk products
>sometimes oil (interpreted variously as abstention from olive oil only, or as abstention from all cooking oils in general), and
>red wine (which is often interpreted as including all wine or alcoholic beverages)
>sexual activity (where fasting is pre-communion)
and
>On weekdays of the first week of Great Lent, fasting is particularly severe, and many observe it by abstaining from all food for some period of time. According to strict observance, on the first five days (Monday through Friday) there are only two meals eaten, one on Wednesday and the other on Friday, both after the Presanctified Liturgy.

*tibs bedora* :----DDDDDD

Well people by themselves are shit yeah. There is no "noble savage" state where people are loving and peaceful, its all greed, hate and envy, only by acknowledging that can we even work as a society and strife towards something better.

Isnt the aim of vedic religions to escape the cycle of samsara too? Dont they see animal desire as something that needs to be removed so that they can ascend to nirvana?
Isnt the punishment of a sinful, overindulgent life to be reborn into the same imperfect world?

>me in at work
ffs

Christians fast to so why do Muslims act like it’s special

Four Lions was honestly shit, and it got extra ruined by the fact that all the actually funny parts were constantly repeated in the adverts so they weren't funny by the time I watched it.

The poster you're responding to is misappropriating Nietzsche, I think.

His criticism of Abrahamic faith is the idea that life is worth living in it's own right, here and now in the material world, but only because of the perceived rewards in the next world, the afterlife. Therefore devaluing the present world and moving that value to an imaginary afterlife.

According to Nietzsche, Buddhism and other similar religions commit the same act of devaluing the present existence, without the Abrahamic aspect of shifting that value onto the afterlife.

why is this muslim a fucking manlet

But I've never claimed to understand or be a follower of eastern philosophy? Either way Siddhartha had a rich life of what would be considered "degenerate" to many, it is the path to enlightenment not skipping it all to escape to some angel state.
>No, the lion does not participate in the spiritual cycle.
How arrogant of you.
I don't think life is suffering and neither does buddhists.
Must suck to have such a nihilistic view of life, is it the abrahamic inbuilt guilt?
I don't know what the aim is. Is the aim of the word "animal" to escape its cycle as a word?

it's at this point that you realize Islam is pretty stupid

>the idea that life IS worth living in it's own right

isn't*

>turkroach
>in germany
pottery

Not quite

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Catholics have lent where they get a bad ass ash cross on thier head and get the pick the thing they give up

>fasting for religious reasons and not because it's actually good for you

FUCKIN FATTIES

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so they can't drink water either? Don't you go in to dehydration if you go 7 hours without water?

If they're asking you that it's because most Muslims are fat fucks and non Muslims are wondering how you can cram 4000 calories down your throat between sundown and sunrise

How is it nihilistic moron? Its the opposite as it puts a clear distinction between the unethical, driven by the "flesh" behaviour and the ethical driven by gods guidence and love.

please be cute arab princess if not fuck off

>bad ass ash cross on thier head
They always look like retards with that shit, and the whole pay-attention-to-me part is cringy as fuck.

food consumption increases during ramadan

youtu.be/mGysOICFRlk?t=249

Why is the flesh so dangerous to you?

That guy knows literally nothing about islam as evidenced by his debate against a muslim in which he got throughly destroyed.

t. muslim

Wow very persceptive

Citizen Khan is fucking kino my brother
This brother already suggested it and he's absolutely right

Why leftists and SJWs always avoid talking about the situation that atheists,women and homosexuals suffer everyday in countries where islam rules? I love how muslims are acknowledged as a persecuted group when in fact their hands are stained with the blood and lives of many innocents.

>atheists,women and homosexuals
>innocents

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you're a retarded interbred desert nigger

Like i said its what leads to sin, lust, greed, wrath... all the classics.

Biologically speaking its the dinosaur part of your brain, unless you control it it controls you.

I live in the northern part of Sweden. Mussies cheat since the sun never sets. Mohammed and his god didn't really count with the whole "Oh there is more light in the northern part of the world" thing, which is strange.

muslims are the only non white groups that are brave enough to stand up and kill white people in their countries.

You can go as long as you have body fat actually. Funny thing is, we breathe in oxygen and the really long chain hydrocarbons have a lot of hydrogen to give when you break down the fat. What's water made of?

Fasting is bad for children's health as evidence proves. That muslim retard above saying intermittent fasting is healthy is chatting shit.

You still need water bro

Some taxi driver was being unusually nice to me and said he was fasting. If you're only 'nice' when fasting then you act like a dick again after ramadan, you aren't nice you're a cunt pretending to be nice for some religious bullshit.

I've been trying this after realizing a big fucking gut crept up on me. I used to eat lot of shit then after about 2 week of doing one meal a day I started to feel like I don't even need food and can go easily 24 or more hours without even being hungry

Nearly every population in the world has discovered this. Fasting from caloric consumption isn't a big deal but I'm afraid a culture that also abstains from drinking water (and doesn't like dogs) is clinically retarded.

Post delicious iftar foods

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Swede here.

They just go by the time in Mecca.

Also gonna point out a thing that a lot of non-Muslims aren't aware of. There's a thing in Islam called darura. It essentially means they can do things that are haram if there is no other option.

So if you made it illegal to not eat pork in a country, Muslim residents would just have to invoke darura and eat pork.

This. I'm an overweight burger and I've fasted 11 days before. I didn't need a religion or social media approval to do it either.

>Mohammed and his god didn't really count with the whole "Oh there is more light in the northern part of the world" thing, which is strange.
Because he was a dumb ass goat fucker who was both a merchant and a bandit, the lowest of the low and not in a humble way.

>a desertic region like sahara/arabia.
most muslims are asian and live in jungles, dude

Little Mosque on the Prairie. It's some of the blandest shit you'll ever see.

underrated

Muslims are pathetic and Allah is a myth
Im glad my country is locking them up in concentration camps and selling off the women as sex slaves

Which country is that? I want to move to your country sounds based to me unless it's Israel

>air in the empty stomach

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China

Bwhite boy here. I lost my virginity to a muslim girl.