Lmao we're in YOUR seat? I don't care what the ticket says, fuck off freak

lmao we're in YOUR seat? I don't care what the ticket says, fuck off freak

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>mr ticket inspector, this girl is disobeying the rules and has stolen my seat
What now bitch?!

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>call the workers
>notice the date of my ticket is 1 day of
>cry and run away

>Arrived early before previews anyway
>Calmly inform theater staff
>Security escorts them out

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>Get told to move by staff, they don't
>Police are called, they are removed from the premises and arrested
epic for the win
Woah, so epic

>Call the workers
>They noticed that I bought 2 tickets for myself
>"i'm sorry sir, you know we have a no singles policy. "

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>thank you informing me sir. I'll just kic- hold on a minute. Are you here by yourself? Sir I'm afraid our no singles policy overrides our allocated seating. I must ask you to leave.

Wouldn't happen. I always arrive early because I like watching the previews

*literally throw them out of my seat*
i'm 6'4 and 115kg so i can

I'd walk down the aisle smashing their popcorn everywhere and walk out

>have assigned seating
>be sitting with gf next to me
>dumb bitch comes up and asks if she can take my seat coz she wants to sit with her friends
>nope
>she gets angry that I don't get out of MY seat
Some fuckin people I swear

I'm g-g-gonna go get the manager!

asshole

Challenge the boyfriend to a fight since I get really angry about trivial shit like this, and I'd be so full of adrenaline ready to kill someone that the bf would get blindsided by my retard rage if he chose to accept rather than just moving.
>i wish i was joking :(

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>*teleports to wagie*
>"wagie, roasties stole my seat"
>roastes get thrown out
>still write a complaint to managament to get free ticket for another movie
done

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misogynist pig

Holy fuck I hate women so much lads

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user...you may have a problem.

>tell employee
>"lol dude just sit wherever"

Faggot

Give them what they deserve user.

Based

>115kg
Fatass. I would resist. You have no conditioning and would collapse and die

Based. Get the half gallon cups too

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