*ding dong* "I-i brought pizza..."

*ding dong* "I-i brought pizza..."
you're hosting a movie night, but didn't invite little apu. He's standing at your door with a family-sized pizza with all kinds of different toppings, and he brought his own soda. Your friends find him annoying and will give you shit if you're nice to him. What do you do?

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Grab his food then kick him in his fat stomach. Close the door on him while he's on the ground crying.

How does he know about the movie night

well he got dubs so i must let him in

This. One of your “friends” has to die

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Rock him in the face stab his brain with his nosebone. You all alone in these streets cousin

>Your friends find him annoying and will give you shit if you're nice to him

my friends sound like petty cunts. are they women? who cares what they think. what do i think of this lad and whats on that pizza?

the pizza has a little bit of everything, carefully selected by Apu to make sure the most people could find a slice or two to like.

All are frens and frens are always welcome.

He sounds based. I let him in. My friends can eat whatever shit they brought if they aren't gonna be nice to Apu.

Would apu be uncomfortable if I wanted to cuddle with him?

Fuck Frogs

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Da norf behlongs to the true geeents

FPBP

I don’t have any friends

What about us?

I hate all of you.

Well, my friends will just have to grin and bare it. We always have movie nights but Apu rarely gets invited anywhere. I might even ask Dale if he's keen on inviting some of his female "friends" over too.

I don't have friends.

What about us?

There are no us, only me.

Fuck my cunt friends, Apu is a good and nice fren, it'll just be movie night with me and him.

I love you too, user.

>the faggots all acting mean to apu on here dont realize they are the apu in real life

Prove it

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He truly is an artist

whoa

i'll be his fren

I hate when this happens such is pizza life

A performance artist

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>Van and Sebastian are hanging out at home, waiting for their pizza to be delivered. Lucky for them, the delivery guy, Ian Levine, is a real hottie. When they don't have cash to pay for their pizza, they quickly pounce on Ian and tie his ass up. Ian tries to scream for help but his desperate calls are muffled by the duct tape around his mouth.

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Duct tape gags are so fucking pleb it hurts

Only acceptable if their mouth has already been stuffed and its wound around heir head tightly to keep it in place

The single strip meme needs to die

Who was in the wrong here?

I'd say the pizza guy, what kind of pizza shop doesn't accept cash these days

There is no me, there's only us.

Turn the volume up, and act like you don't hear him.

any person is always welcome into my house if he or she brings pizza, if anyone has any complain, i would ask them to bring pizza so i can listen to them.

>Your friends find him annoying and will give you shit if you're nice to him. What do you do?

I invite him in specifically BECAUSE my friends find him annoying. This attitude is why I don't have many friends.