Remember to vote with your trash

Why.

Based
I literally enter venues for my food 2 minutes before they close on purpose because I want to crush the fucking wageys soul
I have also considered going down the job ladder to manage a retail store so I can make them dance lmao

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it's funny.

What about the next guy that had to use it?
> fucking twat

i can understand that some people leave their trash behind, but who the fuck would leave a corpse in the theater? and how did they managed to make him stay in that position? superglue? this pic is really weird.

What about him faggot?

>Please be nice and do my job for me
lol, get a better job, fag

absolutely based pee pee monster poster
i was actually thinking about this guy this morning while i was laying in bed

the cuck mentality

literally takes 1 minute at the most to sweep/pick that all up if you're not some cry baby zoomer

Anyone got that webm of that chink pissing on the elevator buttons which backfires on him?

>and this is our son's room, he's quite the movie buff

Yeah but I won’t post it. Retard

dilate

Lol, I did that when I was in 3rd grade and the spic janitor walked in and snitched to the principal and I got suspended.

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I pour out my leftover popcorn and soda on the floor in front of me before I leave. I stamp it in and rub it around so it's really stuck the fuck in there. My little thankyou for the 1000% markup on carbonated water and corn.

I will if you type “sneed” exactly 231 times

I usually eat a bunch of olives and corn and then vomit on the floor and then eat more shit and vomit again. I keep doing that until the film is over and by that time the entire area is covered with trash and vomit and semen.

Nah.
Do it for the (You)s or don't do it at all.

>go to movies
>really need to shit
>don't want to leave my chair
>it's my 8th viewing of Alita so cinema is basically empty
>move into one of the side rows up the back
>squat into half eaten popcorn bucket and it drips out like an ice cream machine
>wipe my ass with my ticket and some tissues and chuck them on the floor
>fill the rest of the popcorn bucket with diet coke and kick it over
>can literally see my shit flow out like a boat into the space behind the chairs infront of me and leak down into a pool
>by the time the movie is done the entire cinema smells fucking terrible
>walk out with a smug walk while you can see the wagey walk in with his dustpan and broom and a concerned look on his eye as the smell grows stronger and people leave in a hurry

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>... and semen

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Please post more I'm giggling too hard at this

based

What is that triple feature box?

He's a swallower

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>be me
>go to mcdonalds
>a fat lady is sitting down in a booth
>she says to me as I pass by that they don't open until 0600
>I look at my watch and it says 0559
>so I say: It is six o'clock
>and she says: no, it's 5:59
>her being right about the time is of no relevance to me, she's about to learn that she can't defy me like this
>I wanted a whole breakfast at McDonalds, but when she drags her great mass behind the till finally, I just order an Extra Large Coffee
>then I pay for my extra large coffee
>then I take my extra large coffee and drop it on the floor
>I leave her to enjoy the mess and go across the street to another fast food place to get my meal

good thing she saved that minute

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That's barely any mess at all. Just put on some gloves and throw all that shit in a big black bag while another guy vacuums the aisle . Minimum wage fags don't get to complain

>fill the rest of the popcorn bucket with diet coke and knock it over

Fuck you I can't breathe

based

>Be me
>Movie finally finishes
>Get in a stall and someone sits in the stall next to mine
>Whip out my dick and piss on their shoes
>Some folks raise their feet up
>Some folks shout and bang on the stall but dont anything

You are literally worse than niggers. You throw shit around like monkeys.

it really unnerves me that some people are just born without innate empathy for human suffering. literal beastmen walk among us and pretend to be us.

>pleace

That's what the fucking job is though. It's what you're hired for. What does it even matter? You're at work a set amount of hours I assume. Does it matter if you're swiping popcorn or doing some other menial task?

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wagies will never recover from this

Are you black? Post your white skin. I literally do not believe that you are white.

Please tell me where you work so I can shit and piss all over your store wagey

UNDERRATED

*declines your EBT card*

>your job being "clean stuff" means I'm entitled to being a filthmongering asswipe just because I can!

you're kinda based, bro

youtube.com/watch?v=hBXLT7VZsHM

Yikes... racist much?

We should show solidarity towards our African-American equals by making theaters even more of a mess for the wagecucks to clean.

im SO fucking happy I jumped on neetbux
I'm SO fucking happy I live with my parents
I'm so fucking happy I don't have to enter voluntary slavery every day on my life
I am SO proud to be apart of YangGang
These past 3 years of my life have been the happiest I've ever lived, and I thank each and every one of you bros for showing me the light

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It's not racism, it's stereotyping.

I always have a can of fart spray on me and a fart app on my phone ready for disappointing movies. Whenever a truly atrocious scene plays in a movie I hit the button on my phone that plays a max volume stream of fart noises and I slowly walk from the center of the theater to the edge and then down to the door, all the while spraying everything within reach with fart spray.

Someone reported me when I did it during Aladdin which I don't understand. The movie was so fucking horrendous no one could've enjoyed it. I just told the manager I had diarrhea and he didn't call the cops.

Going to do it again during Secret Life of Pets 2. I can tell from the previews that it's going to be an abortion and the theater needs to realize that.

to their pride, it does. Despite their outward stance that no job is worse than any other given occupation, internally, they definitely think that being forced to clean up after others is degrading.

For me, my identity and pride isn't wrapped up in the job I do, so I can clean up after others without thinking this makes me less important.

Ironically, despite claiming that cleaners are equal to anyone else, they don't really think so or else they would be unbothered by the task of cleaning.

at least this is funny

Not an argument. Not answering the question. Kys. I do clean up after me. Doesn't change the fact that it doesn't matter. Do you think you get to go home early if there's nothing to clean? Not how it works.

What is it like to have a subnormal IQ?

Everyone in this thread should be executed.

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Why are you lashing out user? If you're sad about your bottom of the barrel job don't be. People like you are also needed. You can achieve things in other areas, like relationships and hobbies.

Stop seething and get a better job you wagey cuck lmao please tell me where you work I want to come in with a bottle of my special sauce (piss, cum and poopy) so I can spray it all over your fucking ghost town retail store

CLEAN IT UP JANNY

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Still waiting for your timestamped white skin.

>Everyone in this thread should be executed.
said the guy who just posted in this thread

>being white and working for the zog as a slave
oh no no no

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>i'm a cab driver vroom vroom
>driving my cab
>I have a passenger
>the passenger has a soda
>when we arrive at his destination he just leaves his soda in the cupholder and gets out
>another fellow where I stopped immediately gets in the cab and off I go to where he wants to go
>he asks me if the other passenger left that cup here
>I say yes
>he scoffs and says some people have no manners and that I should have told him to take the cup when he left
>I reply that it doesn't bother me, I can just throw it away when I am at a garbage can next
>you shouldn't have to do that
>why?
>because he should have thrown it away
>Why? I ask again
>because it's his trash
>but it doesn't bother me if he leaves it
>that doesn't matter
>why doesn't my opinion matter?

and so on, I've encountered these types of people several times. Always amazes me that even though I am the ultimate authority on if it bothers me to toss away trash or not, some will actually try to convince me that I am wrong and that I should be getting mad over such trivialities.

>my inability to hold a job is a sign of my superiority, not inferiority

That's maybe a 60 second clean up job? Swipe popcorn into a dustpan with a brush, and put the 9 cardboard food and drink containers on the seat in a trash bag?

>You can achieve things in other areas, like relationships
He's a theater janny so I don't think that's an option.

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>bro I know it's my job to bus tables but can you believe people don't clear their own plates and bring them in to the dishwasher? Fucking assholes!

>being slave to other people is sign of superiority
oh no no no

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If dubs only you die and it's in a really embarrassing way that shames your family.

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You're a slave to your welfare checks.

That's nothing, seething zoomer trying to cope in the workplace
t. former kinoplex wagie

>finish my meal
>pick up my plate and dump all the remaining food on the tablecloth
>throw the plate and silverware across the floor
>what? it's their job to deal with it

i'll keep my eyes on the welfare, you look out for the toilets.

you dont respect yourself and they are trying to tell you that, if that happened to me id shit in a soda and leave it in your car next time

>thinking only niggers do this kinda shit
Have you ever lived with white trash? They do this kinda shit all the time.

Stop, my head is starting to hurt from laughing

This I could see freaking out over, the OP redditor is just a bitch. One person could do that in the time needed

lmao what a pussy cuck imma shit in your cab next time pajeet

that's the sort of mentality I'd expect from a cab driver. faggot

? was this supposed to be a shitpost? if you don't do this upon receiving poor service/a bad meal then I have no respect for you. do you just take it like a cuck?

I mean yeah, unironically this. I've done this before at restaurants when the food was bad and I could get away with it. Would throw a penny into the mess as the tip.

How does one get on neetbux?

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im in fucking stitches right now

>attempting to bother me

this does not bother me

u will be bothered one day

At least you know it's your duty to clean up my shit you wagie scum.

because you're already dead inside you lowlife cuck.