Swamp Thing

they get the standard unisex jaw shaving procedure

I don't think this offends anyone at all because literally everyone knows Koreans are just androids, apart from any other asian race on the planet.

Why are Asian men so feminine? It's kind of disturbing. No wonder their birth rates are dropping off. When the men are as feminine as the women, why would the women want to fuck them?

Can anyone answer this for me? Were Asian men always this feminine?

Mongoloids have highest neoteny

oh no no no no no no

I googled it?

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To remove the final bit of individuality?

reminder, asians were sex symbols in golden age hollywood until after world war 2, then suddenly somebody decided to completely emasculate them. i wonder (((who))) it was

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You are actually literally gay if you wouldn't fuck every single one of those broads.

>millenials making fun of kpop bands like boomers making fun of 90/00s boy bands
hmm

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>using Gookgle

holy shit the amount of cope in this thread is fucking hilarious

>then suddenly somebody decided to completely emasculate them
Or could it be that they all became herbivore men?

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dumb conspiracies.

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Yeah it's always so weird when people make fun of musicians of any sort. The goddamn drummer of My Chemical Romance probably had his fair share of sleeping with fangirls.

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Because this way producers have to mandatory (gay. Asian/non-white) character using only one slot

>Hating on the Jonas Brothers
Uhhh, the Jonas Brothers are based and non-degenerate. I'd much rather have adolescents listening to them than the nigger rap/pop they listen to today.

m8 even Bailey Jay is more masculine that these things

Yeah id rather be anyone other than Justin Timberlake

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Does he have a man's voice, or does he sound like a castrati?

>skinny jeans? on a MAN? lmao you are so fucking gay
really brings me back

They all have facial hair. Meanwhile Kpop "males" probably got their hair follicles scraped off along with their jaws.

lmfao this is some WE WAZ KANGS tier garbage

Why would they have their jaws shaved off? Men are supposed to have strong jaws. Are their jawbones like thin, fragile lollipop sticks now?

>who is bruce lee

it's easier to sell to teenager girls if the boyband looks like their target audience

Is he normal gay or femme queer gay?

>it's easier to sell to teenager girls
you mean teenage boys, because only boys would want to listen to and fanboy over these women

Couldn't say, I stopped watching right then and there.

>be asian
>representation is sub atomic in western shit especially for leads
>doesn't really bother me, but seeing an asian lead is pretty cool and exciting when it happens
>finally get one
>immediately make him an effeminate faggot
Oh come the fuck on man

That show is CW level garbage. The main cdc doctor is like 22?

>HE LOOK LIKE ME
>I GET EXCITED
pathetic

I worked with a guy for like 5 years every day before I found out he was gay. It’s just not something work colleagues who just met would share instantly. SJW pandering

is this allan moores swampthing?

Pretty sure the order is black > white > asian when it comes to homosexuality but whatever suits your narrative I guess.

OP here and Asian as well, but practically a banana so I never have trouble self-inserting as white, asian or black protags.
I don't normally notice this stuff but a friend of mine brought it up with regards to Nico Kim in Grey's Anatomy so now I have baader-meinhof towards it.

*And straight men not women.

>practically a banana
What does that mean?

wait for Marvel's "Bruce lee" aka Shang-Chi to show up in the MCU. It's going to pretty much be black panther but for Asians.

the difference between asian men and women is largely theoretical

it means he's cheap and soft as fuck

> bruce lee
one exception that breaks through every couple of decades

Nearly extinct and clowns tend to slip up around me.

ching chong ding dong no one cares.

>Why does Hollywood do this?
Because it's over for Chinklets

THIS

No one cares about you chang, fuck off back to China

HASOO HWHYUU DO NOBORY WANRA SUCKU MY MICROCLITU

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Like it or not but this is how people work

Gay Asian or sexually unfulfilled white girlfriend. Take your pick, the movie needs to have some reality to it.

No its only how retards work

hey is this the r/asianmasculinity thread?

t. Nigger

I'd fuck Asian males in their ass

Fuck i was half watching it and thought he was the bf.

lol no it's not, that's how insecure colored people that live in western societies work, pretty pathetic desu.

>representation is sub atomic in western shit especially for leads

If you cared that much about people on your screen looking like you than you'd watch non western shit, the Asian film industry is fucking huge. Stop complaining that there's not enough Asians in white majority countries movies, you sound retarded, just as I would if i complained that their isn't enough whites in lead roles in Asian movies.

>dropped after hearing one line in the first minute
what a fag you are

The make Asian males gay agenda has just gotten too obvious and egregious and speaks volumes about the quality of the work. I mean if you look at the Swamp Thing wikipedia page, they outright credit him as 'gay CDC specialist', as if it had anything whatsoever to do with the role of his character... unless somehow he cures the disease by sucking off some dudes. You can't tell me that's not agenda-driven.

I'm just amazed that you'd drop a show after watching it for 1 minute. It's pretty good.
If you want to see only macho Asians, watch Warrior as many others have already pointed out in this thread.

I hate fags but I really wanna see him get bleached

Was it autism?

I don't know about the statistics but having lived in China and having traveled through Thailand, I can only say your statement applies for the latter country. I don't recall seing a single gay Chinese guy and that comes from someone who lived in Shanghai. What I can say is that Asian men are usually shy as FUCK which is why it was always easy to pull Chinese girls. Chinese men overthink everything, meanwhile the girls are also shy as fuck and only wait to be conquered if you will

blame the jews
you know its true

all of you miss the entire point. it literally is how people work. people literally always feel attracted by their own racial/ethnic/etc. groups. obviously, if you judge the quality of media based on representation, you're a retard but saying representation doesn't matter at all is just ignorant at best and stupid at worst. what western media fails to do is casting based on acting chops but that's a different story

>I literally can't tell the difference between insidious brainwashing and blatant pandering
Have a psych eval.

There’s nothing that takes more BRAVERY than being a HOMOSEXUAL it’s a big COMPLIMENT

Aren't half of those guys actually pimps and load up Korean girls with drugs and fuck them while dealing them out other celebs?

Can't we discuss Crystal Reed instead of gay Asians?

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no

hey now that's the chick from Teen Wolf grown up in all the right places

please dont post pictures showing her as a basic bitch. it depresses me knwoing she cant act

>Teen Wolf
nobody watched that. Everybody knows her from Gotham

No it's game over without game genie

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yeah who watched early season of teen wolf when it was actually good haha that's like so lame

Asian males have the lowest testosterone than any other ethnicity.

>The median value of testosterone excretion was 16 times higher in the Swedish population [5.4 (3.7–7.1) ng/μmol Cr] than the Korean population [0.33 (0.25–0.58) ng/μmol Cr].

>Compared with the Koreans, the Swedish population had significantly higher concentrations of total testosterone (18.0 ± 5.3 vs. 14.4 ± 4.6 nmol/liter, P < 0.001) and SHBG (20.2 ± 6.2 vs.18.2 ± 6.2 nmol/liter, P = 0.030).

>Source: academic.oup.com/jcem/article/91/2/687/2843517

>Altered carbon
>rough looking asian dude and his bird in opening battle
>shit goes down
>gets captured
>hotswapped for Chad Blueyes McMuscles

man i laughed so hard.

You think (((they))) only hate white people?

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No one wants an ugly asian dude as the lead for a show.

You can't compare straight numbers without also comparing their metabolic pathways though.
Alcohol is one example. Asians tend to get an alcohol flush reaction in response to drinking alcohol and one might attribute this to a diminished response, when it is in fact the opposite. They have an enzyme variant that causes them to break down alcohol into aldehyde much more efficiently, and it's the accumulation of the aldehyde that causes flush.
The trade-off is that presumably their overall health suffers less in cases of extreme alcohol consumption due to, everything else being equal, a higher carrying capacity for alcohol.

>a higher carrying capacity for alcohol.

uh , all the asians i know are 2 can sams and the flush thing is very common.

>Asian men are breeding the most
>non-Asians desperately tell themselves lies
LMAO

This thread is full of wh*te boi, nigger, and wetback cope. Fucking hilarious lol

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Yea, but the flush is actually an indication for a higher carry capacity for alcohol, which is what is non-intuitive about it. It's actually the product of alcohol breakdown (acetylaldehyde) that causes the flush. Acetylaldehyde is very toxic, moreso than alcohol in its base form. Ironically it's the metabolizing of alcohol that makes it dangerous, so if your body doesn't metabolize or absorb it at all and just lets it pass through it's not dangerous at all. Same reason why people consume activated charcoal when certain poisons are swallowed.

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Arr rook same.

The fact asian people got less defined secondary sexual characteristics was even mentioned in my super-pc biology book in school.

I honestly don't think this was virtue signalling. Some old Jew in producing looked at the show and demanded they give him a case of the gays so that the comic book incels wouldn't immediately assume Abby waifu was in a relationship. Otherwise, us stupid cattle would assume they were fucking and wouldn't immediately lust after her.

That only works if you're very casual acquaintances. Here in the city, there's gays everywhere. I see my gay neighbors in passing and nod, and if they weren't living together I'd never even know it (except for their loud assed Disney princess karaoke, fucking faggots).