How in the LITERAL FUCK did he do it??

>You will never be young watching Criss Angels again
I always hated his tricks where he did those getting run over by a steam roller shit because they seemed boring and not magical

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I remember being left in a state of complete awe when I saw him cut the bitch in half only for her to walk around with her half body.

I miss my childhood.

david blaines slight of hand card trick shit is way more magical

mind dork is all theatrics

Nice secrets you got there

Would be a shame if someone...revealed them

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Him of course

That roller coaster one was dogshit but I kept watcing it again and again.

>underrated post

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If you were impressed by this as a kid there's no way you weren't in the stupid classes

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clear plastic

He's an angel

>reveals himself
>some nobody

Also, it was hilarious how perverted the announcer was.

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MINDFREAK

MOM'S

GONNA

MINDFREAK

youtube.com/watch?v=xiuGFH6rca4

proof he is the devil

Is that who he was?

Holy shit that's amazing
How the fuck does he do it bros?

Dude there's a cunny

he cheats, he just uses real magic

youtu.be/i5gK2MxGR0M?t=110

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Okay fine, you fags can explain the water walking, but what about this?
youtube.com/watch?v=ne0KCZeDz1E

god I wish that were me.

>manackin

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The guys who get caught on TCAP should learn this trick.

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youtube.com/watch?v=70U2yybKhKg

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all fake which is why they never get shilled by penn and teller.

Actually amazing

>bring out the hoops
>they never connect at the top

immersion ruined.

youtu.be/olKlc4Bv6CA
>17 minutes
still blows my mind desu

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This.
Certain clear plastics like acrylic are close enough in density to water, that when placed under water the plastics aren’t visible.
A specially cut sheet of acrylic,
or stools made from acrylic,
could be placed under water,
with top surfaces close to the surface of the water.
Chris then walks across the acrylic suface as if he’s walking n water.
A sheet of acrylic would allow people to swim under him,
Stools would allow people to swim in front of him, between the stools.
It might have been a combination of the two.
Swimmers in on the trick could then move the platform and/or stools after he walked across the surface of the pool, maybe to the deep end, which would allow non shill swimmers in the pool to examine things after the walk.

That episode where he finds a little girl in a mall and asks her if she wishes she was old enough to date him and then he uses magic to make her 18 then had sex with her

How does he do it?

really freaked my mind. how does he get away with it?

Are people really impressed with this garbage?

The current world record is actually 24 minutes.

>American """""""""""""""""""""""""magicians""

youtube.com/watch?v=H6TW6v39_kQ

>>The current non-oxygen aided records stand at 11 minutes, 35 seconds for men (Stéphane Mifsud, 2009) and 8 minutes, 23 seconds for women (Natalia Molchanova, 2011).

>>Severinsen has said that he hasn’t suffered any brain damage from his breath-holding record attempts. Still, Discovery News notes, “studies of freedivers have turned up abnormalities in brain scans and markers that suggest brain damage. No one knows what the long-term consequences will be of feats like these.”

imagine becoming retarded just to have one paragraph written about you in the guiness world record book

their magic is as real as wwe wrestling

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Judging by today's society, everyone is retarded so why not put your name in the books.

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There's so many weird guiness world record that you can just choose fairly easy ones to break.

This is wrestling! *clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*

i feel sorry for people who can't enjoy magic

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They were being ironic with this one, right?

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MIND FREAKED

>he's even normal weight
What a freak

youtube.com/watch?v=U65XpQpHStU

>Gorske also states that he has only eaten one Burger King Whopper sandwich in his life in 1984 and will never eat one again. Gorske claimed that he first tried a Whopper after his friend bet him $5 to do so and that he then spent the money on Big Macs.
pleb

Jesus christ are they serious with this

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It's not magic. It's mindfreak.

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he doesn't eat the fries
Fries are far and away the most fattening things in fast food

I've seen this explained before, he walks on a plank of glass, glass looks pretty much invisible in water if shot right

Why do we trust a professional liar? He fakes things for a living, and we're supposed to think he can pull off these stunts naturally?

I don't believe this, because I've held my breath for as long as I could before, and I mean REALLY long. Suppressing any urge to breathe that my mind could handle. You can go longer than you might realize, with the mental fortitude. But still, I remember how the painful the first breath. How my chest felt like it was sizzling. My first breath was actually quite shallow. I don't think I had the capacity for full breaths, until I took a few breaths.

Now look at this joker. As soon as he gets out of the water, he's drawing in huge gulps of air without any pained reaction. He's clearly acting.

It's not magic. It's ____Sneed____

is this that lil nigga from supersize me

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Impressive willpower, but holding your breath for that long causes brain damage. There's a reason he talks so slow now.

Fuck this

MINDFREAK!

That's not fair they got help from Jews.

Was his show always that obvious?

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He's a witch!

No, the magic is real.

Unlike most fake magicians criss angel has real powers. I saw his show in las vegas

Hes walking on transparent material in the water, like glass or plastic.

This. The real magic trick is done by the jew who can sell this

>tfw jesus couldnt walk on water but wos just conjuring this shit under his feet
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus isekai'd to our world and obtained magic powers

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Is it contributed mainly by the embedded fat (if that's even what happens when you fry things) or just the potatoes? I know that potatoes are not the healthiest vegetable there is, but it can't be that much worse than the thick white bread buns of fastfood burgers.