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I thought she was just sleeping? Yea Forums wouldn't lie to me would it?

holy fuck, this thread, excellent
STANNISSTANNISTSTANNIS

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This thread is his, by right.

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she was a lil sleepy lad, got up a min later smilin no worries simple as

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She's fine, m8. Don't worry.

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dany alive in serbia
dany building army in serbia
dany building army of serbia

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I got bad news for you...
>Astab through the sternum and into the heart often leads to a death within minutes due to internal hemoraging, blood filling the lungs, and lack of oxygination to the brain which will lead to total organ failure of the remaing tissues within minutes of penetration of the aural cavity (the heart itslef).
>Blood seeping from the mouth is a sign the the patient is already approaching death, as blood hasa totally filled thier lungs and they drown in their own blood, unable to breath.
>The adrenaline released by this action is intense it can put the body into shock on it's own and will often lead to a blackout even though the victim is already dead.
if it's any concilation, it was a quick death

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RUDE

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UGLY FRUMPY CUNT

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shes magic tho retard she survived a fire

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Hundreds will die

user she's bleeding from her mouth, bood is in her lungs
Targs die just like everyone else to stab wounds

Fewer.

*sets daughter on fire*

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On the next episode of /ecg/ ....

youtu.be/O4ilUXBHW1U

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I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you from all the way down there.

based

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STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

THE ADVENTURES OF DUCK AND EGG
SPINOFF BOOK SERIES AND TELEVISION SHOW

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>user she's bleeding from her mouth, bood is in her lungs
user she's burning, there's ash in her lungs
DANY
ALIVE

That would be brutal. I'm kinda hoping Drogon just flies ahead and burns all the crones so she can go do more important things, like advance the plot.

Oh you sweat summer child.

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>be me
>servant in the clegane household
>Gregors having one of his fits
>bashes my nose in with a vase
>drinks milk of the poppy and fucks off
>clean the vase
>see his brother
>half his face is burnt
>about to get help but his dad beats me
Help.

(Checked)
youtube.com/watch?v=OLNFloNdJH4

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thousands.

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victory has been seen in the numbers.
digits for STANNIS!

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Don't worry, she just faked her death. Dany didn't want to be queen anymore so she and Jon conspired to fake her death, get Jon banished to the wall, have him desert, then meet him up north so they could live in peace in the house with the red door.

Why do you think Grey worm didn't immediately kill Jon? Because he was in on it and knew she wasn't dead. Why wouldn't Jorah have killed Jon Jon since we know he was originally planned to be alive at the wall? Because he would have known Dany wasn't dead. Why did Drogon burn the throne and not Jon? Because Dany was still alive and commanded him to do it. Why wouldn't Sam, who told Jon he should be king, not mention his best friend's birthright at the grand council? because he was in on it and knew Jon wanted to get banished north to meet Dany

Everything make sense when you realize Dany faked her death. IT FITS

TYRONIAN, MASTER OF FOODSTAMPS

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What's exactly your first reaction when you read or watch the red wedding happened? I remember some of my friends back in college immediately drop the show after it happened.

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>By what right wolf judge lion

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Only cried at Cat's death

ah yes, I see you were in the faceapp thread muh good nigga

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I don't even remember. Reckon I watched it with some friends and they all cried.

>NO YOUR GRACE PLEASE NO..... AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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are you by chance the elusive "fem"user?

>ARAAAAAAGRHGHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Prepare to Land
B A S E D

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Robb and Cat can fuck off but Talisa getting stabbed in the belly did feel pretty bad

Blacked varys looks like that Barksdale dude from the Wire

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the jannies have played their trick, they cannot do it again.

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>read
I was shocked and horrified. Depressed. I can't remember if I kept reading or stopped for the night.

>watched
I broke down crying

>Joffrey and the pyromancer dude look happy as fuck after this
>Tyrion and the Hound look absolutely horrified
I love those reaction shots and of course Stannis decide to still attacking KL. Blackwater is still the best battle in this series.

>Any nigga who must say I am the Kang ain't true kang at all

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only good thing in season 8

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have you guys ever cast him yet?

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i started laughing nervously and generally thought it was a good idea

This is why we need stannis

i just watched the next episode as if nothing important took place, it is important to emphasize though, I started watching got when the 6th season was about to begin

WOTS THIS

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME IT'S YOURS TO TAKE

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What happened to Sansa? Is her hair naturally blonde?

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FUCKIN BASEDDDDD BOBBY B

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This is what happened to Sansa youtube.com/watch?v=2h4IUafm1HU

it is

lunchables

Goddamn imagine your waifu losing so fucking hard you are completely mindbroken. Almost sad to see desu

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Dying in bed at 83, surrounded by loved ones

*rion

she looks like a mermaid but in a bad way

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>it's cool theon just come stand behind me for a sec we'll be fine no need to throw your life away

rewatching season 4 and FUCK THE MARGAERY /ss/ SCENE WITH TOMMEN IS SO FUCKING HOT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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BASED
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TRIPS FOR STANNIS

Kit pls

"haha what the fuck"

I'm gonna miss her lads. Will you?

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Only season 7 tsun-tsun and season 8 yandere Dany. Fuck the smug cunt she was in 1-6

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>"Even for a dragon, the flight from King's Landing to Oldtown is a long one. The king and queen stopped twice along the way, once at Bitterbridge and once at Highgarden, resting overnight and taking counsel with their lords."

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"No!"
you were the same faggots praising re trash pile that was season 7 because 'muh waifu redemption', you deserve DABID taking a bit wet shart in your face and ruining your retarded fairytale ending

What's next for her career?

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Davos is a right proper lad

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Being my wife, hopefully

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PRESS THE ATTACK

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Reminder that Stannis and Dany will fight Hillary Clinton Lannister and the undead bugmen together in the end that was promised.

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>your grace, 6 million will die...

6 gorillion.

>Cat 2.0 as Queen in the North
>her retarded fishspawn will inherit the North
Absolutely fucking disgusting, there's nothing bittersweet about this

Sansa (more like Cersei 2.0) is a tumblrina feminist who hates men and hates dick now.

Dany got abused just as bad for a lot longer still always really wanted to be a tradwife. They'd be cute together. She'd have a little tower with a red door with a lemon tree outside.

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I don't recall the precise wording of what he said but at some point during the "battle of the bastards" Davos determines it's time to throw in the reserve he commands and makes an announcement something like "c'mon lads no time to stand around scratching our arses". It was about the only thing in the episode I really liked.

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so sansa posts on tumblr? fine virtue signaling there breh you should be proud

He's best boy

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>We didnt get a scene of Jaime, Brienne and Qyburn on their way to KL from Harrenhall

Would have been a kino conversation

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*ahem*

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Davos bizzare adventure
youtu.be/DXfrFYlvjL8

Probably just Qyburn remembering some fucked up experiment he used to do and Jaime/Brienne just told him to fuck off.

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If he wasn't previously he sure as hell is now.

>You are nobody, the millionth of your name, Queen of Nothing, slave of Khal Moro.

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Trying to secure aid from Yi Ti I see

"we might as well be taking shits"

>AAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH SAVE ME DROGO!!!!

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I remember them doing that or something like it in the books. What Qyburn specifically does is speculate about paranormal presences and mention how Archmaester Marwyn seemed to have a supportive attitude to his experiments.

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>jobs to a knife

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He's a very diligent Hand

*back here
>FOLLLLOOOOWWWW

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The only thing she did ever did wrong was trust an imp and a manlet.

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Bless him for remembering it was the True King's sole prerogative to drive the men on with a flaming whip.

Now that he dust has settled can we all agree that S8 was actually pretty good?
For me it's 6=8>5>7 (s1-4 are a different show)

I wish Jorah had lived to see the snap

>only thing she did ever did wrong
If you're gonna act retarded and ignore the 10,000s of innocent children, women, and old people she burned you can fuck off.
Bobby B was right, only good Targ is a dead Targ.

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thank you, user.

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Can someone turn dany into this?

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>can we all agree
Do you know where you are? No one will ever all agree on a single thing here.
Also being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian is still shit. I can name 10 things off the top of my head on why S8 is the shittiest of all the seasons but to do that is already overkill.

Either you're baiting or really don't understand Yea Forums and movie tropes. In short, watch more film

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She burned a bunch of urban degenerate Cersei (aka Hillary) supporters. The King Landingocaust was based.

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>Few of the birds that Aemon had sent off had returned as yet. One reached Stannis, though. One found Dragonstone, and a king who still cared.
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS

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You're a fucking idiot.

Oh no. It's retarded...
Don't worry dad. I will finish, what you started.

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>wander around the desert for days
>gain weight
Did Khal Moro have an architect?

>Do you know where you are? No one will ever all agree on a single thing here.
>Either you're baiting or really don't understand Yea Forums and movie tropes. In short, watch more film
fucking lel, back to Redddit with you

Seasons 4 and 5 are nowhere comparable

That's your average Danyfag. Casual reminder.

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>Few of the birds that Aemon had sent off had returned as yet.

Shouldn't it be "had BEEN returned as yet"? They don't fly back on their own, they are carried back by people.

>Implying Stannis wouldn't have carried out his own King's Landingocaust

Those urban Cersei supporting degenerates would have reap what they sowed.

Idk been returned sounds like someone returned them as apposrd as just returned which sounds like they returned by their own accord which is more correct.

>back to Redddit
I can gaurentee I've been here longer than you've been born newfagot. Last (You) you'll get from me.

You probably dont even get this 2010 meme.

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stop putting dany and stannis together

Stannis would have purged the red keeps court but he wouldnt have massacred the citizens

But the principle of carrier pigeons is that they only know how to return to their home, and that people have to manually carry them to the places they want to be able to reach them, and "restock" them regularly, are the ravens in ASOIAF different?

No

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this is your average JonxDany poster

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Both characters were subject to awful character assassination right before they were killed but given that it happened its best to just shitpost about how they did nothing wrong.

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Funny because you're the one actually implying here.
Stannis has been theorized to beat the Boltons in the books but die/greatly injured/become a broken man in the aftermath.
We will likely never see him go south again, let alone to face Cersei so killing innocents in KL is out of the question. If anything he will become the next Lord Commander of the Nights Watch after he finds out Shireen was burned by Melisandre in the books, of course only after he beheads her and takes the Black. He is after all one of the few that actually respects the White Walker threat.

His story is bound to alsk end in tragedy or atleast the path least taken, if you've read any of GRs previous works you'd know a character like Stannis won't get the Iron Throne even though by all rights it's his and he'd be an honorable ruler and like Mance said, "better than any King that's sat on it in the past 100 years"

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If Jorah had lived it wouldn't have happened

I don't seriously think Stannis would massacre the citizens deliberately (though his men would definitely sack the city he couldn't have stopped that) and I don't think Dany would either but shitty writing made it happen so... I shitpost.

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If you're going to outright admit to shitposting atleast do it with some finesse instead of the daft methods that people have called you out on above.

I cried like a little bitch, not even (wholly) at it happening I just liked how it was written. Though I was saddest for Arya.

stannis is the reason her loyalists died at dragonstone, he would kill her like any other pretender
youre a showfag, please stay in your containment ecg or whatever it's called where you obsess over this ugly slag

Hack and Hacker said that Madqueen is a confirmed plot point from GRRM along with the rape of King's Landing. It's a moot point until (if) book 7 releases but it will happen, only a question of how Dany with go mad and what the triggers will be.

Stannis executes his men for rape and punishes war crimes severely he would not lose control of his men like bitchboi snow

I dunno, Stannis achieving the throne is so farfetched I could almost see GRRM making it happen.

it was pretty much the same reaction to when Dany burnt KL down
Everybody was mad af at the writers and felt betrayed. People swore to never watch GoT again off calling it trash. Some people who read the books at the time burnt them, threw them into the sea or sent GRRM hate mail questioning his writing.

The same thing is happening to DnD now, people will get over it in time but grief is strong

Wishful thinking user. I'm a fucking massive bookfag and stannisfag and if you know anything about GRRM you'll know that writing tragedy is his thing, especially for well loved characters.

If Stannis becomes King or atleast his descendants through Shireen or another woman/son you'd bet your ass I'll be supporting his claim on here.

there are no upcoming projects listed on Kit Harringtons imdb page, which makes me think that he might be involved in something top secrets (for now), like the beyong the wall sequel, coming 2020, only on hbo.

Most of those men he attacked King's Landing with weren't in his army very long they came over from Renly, British discipline in the Napoleanic wars was draconian the men still rampaged through cities in Spain when they fell.

It was very hard to prevent sacks after siege battles, Stannis was not going to string up or geld his whole army.

>things i dont like happened = shit writing
fuck off reddit

Idk if stannis will win but i trust george will give him a worthy send off and not the character assassination we got by dabid

let's be honest bros, AFFC and ADWD were shit. it's entirely possible ASOIAF ends worse than the show.

Has anyone read the updated Stannis and Renly wikipedia articles? They were clearly written by a Stannisbro it warms my heart

...except the red wedding was well set-up and made perfect sense

the absolute worst most boring part of affc >>>>>>>>>>> the best moments of season 8

>ASOIAF ends
The Fatman's croaking long before he finishes

>let's be honest bros, AFFC and ADWD were shit
this, the suggestion that the show would have been better with more GRRM material just holds no water at this point
S5 was bad but at least it wasnt AFFC bad

This is the guy who faced a single defection in the span of year long starving seige. Who has the smallest army and faces numerable set backs but his men always stay with him. As uncharasmatic as he might be to the nobles and smallfolk stannis soldiers genuinely respect him and follow him because he is just.

Stannis is the One True King and Claimant to the throne, it's shoved in your face since the beginning. The question is what does he want? His desires comes tertiary to those around him, his duty coming first, and if his Duty is to protect the realm from any and all threats he will fight the Usurpers and White Walkers to the death.

The word "subversion" has been ruined in the past 3 years but GRRM will likely subvert his character by having him give up on the throne and have his entire attention be on saving the realm. I'd have to disagree since every sample chapter for TWOW have been incredible. Either 8/10s or better. All the plots are converging and 4 separate battles are going on at once. Crows and Dance are just the lul because they are the middle books, and GR wants to make sure that the next 2 are great which is why (I hope) he's taking so long to write.
You need wiki access. TheDragonDemands and his raging autism sound like a good candidate.

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Nah season 5 was dogshit grrm wouldve done better

His small number of loyal Dragonstone bannermen wouldn't sack the city but his less disciplined Renly men certainly would.

Dont mind me, just posting a picture of the best remaining female character and Best Girl

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Kit won't work on the Long Night/Bloodmoon. He doesnt want to be typecast anymore than he has. He'll go underground for a few years and try to fix his personal issues at rehab then try and get a break out role in movie/tv show.
You see it all the time, or he'll fade into obscurity. Only time will tell.

>You need wiki access. TheDragonDemands and his raging autism sound like a good candidate.
Based i loved his 2 hour long video where he absolutely trashed dabids character assasination of stannis

If Dany goes mad it would be due to her being forced to take ruthless military actions to fight the Others she wouldn't forgive herself for. Evacuating all civilians from the North with inadequate food (so they wouldn't end up undead) if it was determined they should fight them at Moat Caitlin for example.

Most of the civilians die and she ends up hated as the Butcher Queen or something.

Don't mind me just ruining Brienne's cunt so she can get pumped and dumped by a 1 handed incestuous pretty boy.

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I like the theory that he'll be the books' equivalent of the Night King
>suffers military losses
>loses Shireen
>completely desperate but still determined to win
>gets offered an army in exchange for ensuring the passage of the Others south
>becomes the defacto leader of the army of the dead and agent of the Others

It'd be character assassination but we already know that's the plan for Dany so why not
>following the rise of the "dark lord" (who's completely convinced he's right) without realizing it, is something George would do since he's already doing something similar with Dany
>already "married to a demon" (Mel)
>holds the Nightfort the spookiest place on the Wall with a magical passageway (theorized to be the way the original Night's King brought his Other bride South)
>fits with the Others being apparently intelligent in the books
>gives a face to the threat of the Others while keeping them shrouded in mystery
>George ordered an official "blue Melisandre" figure to be made
>Stannis is iron who will "break before he bends"
>the hero who thought he was going to end the Long Night becomes its harbinger

If anything it would be a more meaningful ending than just jobbing to the Boltons like in the show

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I mean I don't know how you can say that. We have snippets here and there of what will happen. King's Landing will get sacked, that is confirmed. Dany going mad will obviously be more morally grey in the books and the White Walkers also may show some more humans aspects than the garbage the show gave us.
They even have a fucking language in the books but that was cur for the show continuity.

She was good until she got cucked.
jaime ruined her character

>i will murder the king who ned stark died for with his own steel while simultaneously abandoning my vow to catelyn to protect her children in order to murder the man who is trying to liberate one of Catelyn starks children
>all because renly gave her a pity dance
>gets cucked by jaime and crys like a bitch
OH NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>ugly balding white man is the villain
Real original, D&D level understanding of character

In your dreams danytranny

Stannis would never do this unless he was mind controlled or undead himself and Mel may be demonic in some ways but she hates the Others.

just downloaded the audiobooks, what am i in for?

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George did say he has some things in store for the books that will "drive readers mad", I don't know what would be more mad than messing with Stannimals

>She was good until she got cucked.
>jaime ruined her character

why do so many people not understand what happened between them?
Jaime went back to Cersei because he felt like he didn't deserve Brienne. He didn't just ditch her because hes a dick. He left her because he felt the only person he deserved was his hate filled sister because he views himself as just as bad as her.

He didn't think that he could possibly atone for his past actions to a point where he would ever be worthy of her love. Brienne crying as he leaves is not her begging for Jaime to stay with her persay its the realization that Jaime will die wrongly believing he is a monster.

boredom

You best have downloaded Roy Detrice's audiobook. If so. Prepare for the highest levels of K I N O

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Based frogposter

Here, I'll give you the best passage to listen to so you can know it's all downhill from there
youtube.com/watch?v=qyF6uAxp11I

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Fuck off showfag.

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She's waiting user

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>consorts with a witch
>kills his brother
>allows his maester to be killed
>plans to kill his innocent bastard nephew
>kills "Mance" for not kneeling
>will burn his daughter in the books as well (George confirmed)
>"h-he dindu nuffin! he's a good kang!"

You're as delusional as Dannytrannies who claim she won't burn down King's Landing, if the last 20 years of ASOIAF should've taught you anything, it's to never bet on George.

Roy Detrice definitely came into his own by book 3, possibly peaking there. Books 1-3 are great like everyone mentions ad museum and 4 and 5 are for more hardcore fans and seperate the show bandwagoners from asoiaf bookies.
Also another good one
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqv-UtJQk5Q

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Reported for porn webm

>has the same level of understandimg of stannis as dabid
lmaoing at you

>eve mellisandre doubts his belief in the red God, Stannis being an atheist for most of his life
>doesnt know he killed his brother
read the books before you open your mouth showfag
>will burn his daughter in the books as well
ah, the bait is real it would seem

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Announcing a report is against the rules you fucking newfagot.

And nothing in that webm is nsfw, if the clothes are on, it's allowed.

>wow this show is pretty fucking rad to kill off main characters like nobodies buisness

Or both reasons

Remember, she gets extremely emotional with people who actually care about her,so she gets really upset for both reasons

And like you said, the inbetween scenes "I dont love you anymore" isnt him telling her shes unworthy, its him telling her that he is unworthy to be with her

We already know Stannis won't win in any meaningful capacity in the books since his role in the show was meaningless, so what would an acceptable end to his character arc in the books be then?

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>Briennes ass in the bathtub scene

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I'd like to lick their Yi Ti iykwim

Takes back Winterfell with Jon's makeshift army arriving south to bring support and do a Vale esque charge from the show.
Stannis is mortally wounded in the battle, when he hears what Mellisandre did to his daughter he beheads her with Selyse having already hung herself in grief of what she did to help Shireen get burned. With his last strength left he has Jon kneel before him then rise again, legitimizing him as Jon Stark, Lord of Winterfell, and Warden of the North.

If Stannis has to die, and Jon has to come back, do it like this. End one arc and set up another in go.
This is if Stannis has to die, number four other ways where he lives that people have mentioned above.

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*AHEM*

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Here's your Night Queen bro

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*AHEM.*

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*AHEM*
my lords and ladies, I have an announcement of great import to make

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Fuck off.

what was it?

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/116098498/#116107743
You need Yea Forums X user.

Poor frog, I bet a nigger did that

Now that the series is over, it's safe to say he's alive, right?

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>Now that the series is over, it's safe to say he's alive, right?

Yes

he's the waif who is arya

nope. killed by Mary fucking Trant

Stannis

Based. Womanlets have no right to mock manlets.

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The white walkers are ayys

The hound versus the mountain was cringe tier.

maario naharis

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Sure they do. Short women are actually attractive.

She's not quite dead though

>FemJaime is not Cercei
I'm disappoint

Currently rewatching season 1 and she doesn't look so smug taking dothraki cock for the first time

Is there a less interesting character in the whole series besides Rickon Stark?

cersei is femRobert

That was for Maester Luwin. Bran does not forget. Bran does not forget.

How would King Stannis manage to defeat dany and her dragons?

He wouldn't, although it's possible that through some contrivance Dany wouldn't succeed in Essos in that timeline because of like Barristan not leaving or something

Dying in your own bed at the age of 80 with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around your cock.

Took you long enough

Now that the dust has finally settled, was the king really tired?

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>

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>Rome
>The Terror
>survives Dabe of Thrones
Brutus won the HBOwl

SANNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>having him give up on the throne and have his entire attention be on saving the realm
It's certainly possible, but I think Stannis is just meant to be a tragic figure and will probably go out not too differently from the show

Bran is an evil abomination playing god

How come they never showed ladystone?

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It would certainly be nice, but when was the last time George let a character had a nice satisfying ending

It's doubly frustrating because there were a few teases in S3 and 4.

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when?

Early S3 Bran has a vision of a very sickly looking Cat sinisterly saying "No climbing!" before throwing him from a tree, early S4 Sansa details how Cat's throat was cut and her body thrown in the river, mid/late S4 Pod and Brienne come to an ominous crossroads and have to make a decision of which road to go down, implication being they will encounter Stoneheart if you're familiar with the books. The crossroads scene in particular is most strange because it has zero follow-up and is never brought up again.

>Brotherhood captures Sandor
>Sandor approaches a river (Cat's body was originally retrieved from the Green Fork)
>takes a piss in it

I dont think she was ever considered desu those "teases" are just grasping at straws

Imagine being this retarded.

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imagine being this autistic

What was the point of Jon getting stabbed?

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Technicality to get him out of the Watch.

We can thank Dabid's resentment of anything supernatural for this, Night King died for their sins.

Can't wait for Star Wars without anything exciting.

Anyone got a name or sauce

Shitty ranking
S4 was still good, while S5 was arguably the worst
Yes even S8 was better, as it did not even pretend to be GoT anymore
I just can't forgive what "they" did to Barristan, Stannis and Dorne

It's obvious now that George won't be able to finish this in two books or get much done in TWOW right?

And keeping that original ending of his is a mistake

If Barristan Selmy had not left for Essos, he would not have been in Astapor to save her from the manticore. She would have died in Season 3, Episode 1 before she liberated the Unsullied.

Bran being king is unforgivably bad unless his power is totally different

>greatest swordsman who ever lived killed by Meryn fucking Trany?

What are the best Asoiaf youtubers?

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bran the based god of darkness

preston and alt shift x

>Early S3 Bran has a vision of a very sickly looking Cat sinisterly saying "No climbing!"
that never happened

the rest is just fanfiction

>What are the best Asoiaf youtubers?

The Dragon demands and ideas of ice and fire.

that did happen tho

this dude's theories are retarded. dragon demands is a good look into behind the scnees of the show.

both of the above are mindless libtard drones.

that black guy (ideas of sing ice and fire) and alt shift are b+r

westeros.org is always a pleasure

youtube link?

She's just fine

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Is there an unofficial word for these distinct type of drawings where they're detailed and realistic but the proportions are fucked? I love them.

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HBO user here.

Game of thrones will be back next year. This was the final season for Lena, Maisie and Emilia. Emilia is pissed because she thought she would continue getting millions for this shit for years and so keeps dissing HBO.

Next season will focus on Northern politics [Traitor Glover will lose his head after demanding war refugees from south be thrown out of North- based on trump] and a Greyjoy rebellion for independence led by Victarion [Book Euron with kraken & special armor] who deposes rapes & kills Yara. King Bran will ask Queen Sansa for help , she will agree with 1 condition, he agrees so she will rally her armies and then go to castle black to get Jon snow back after royal pardon. Big naval battle. Jon will kill Victarion and iron isles will lose. Season ending has Sansa appoint Jon as her troop leader and he stays in winterfell to help her and Bran finally finds Drogon. Oh and Tyrion is in love with sansa. Theres a new black guy in council who keeps hitting on Brienne. Dorne prince is gay. Also talk of maybe bringing back Grey worm with more blacks after he finds out Sansa pardoned Jon for future conflict.

Turner & Harington have signed contracts with big pay raises. Look at their schedule for next year. They kept it open for HBO. Both cannot sign any big new projects. KIt is not in rehab he is on vacation paid by HBO to reduce backlash. Even that charity bullshit for Kit is being done by HBO PR to get more sympathy for him and away from Kelly C. Kit is the new face of HBO and will be promoted heavily next year, With Sophie replacing Emilia. They will also do commercials for AT&T.

Did you naive folks really think they will let the golden goose die? No chance at all. GRRM is also on contract with HBO and will heavily praise new season and pretend that he was more involved to fool fans. They may also hire new writers to placate fans. Women writer most likely.

youtu.be/8h5zgsBbv9s

I can't be the only one writing headcanon about what a resurrected Dany would be doing

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big if true

I will not be writing anything but my headcanon is drogon took her to asshai to resurrect her.

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So now that the dust has settled, did Emelia use a cgi body double for her nude scenes after s1?

>WHOA WHEN DID TYRION BECOME RETARDED?

>Starts seeing shae in the very first book, and the second season of the show

Gee whiz I wonder

noh

No

Stannis?

The whoring was the flaw that countered his genius, the man successfully repelled the greatest military commander in recent Westeros history as one of his first forays into military tactics.

Are you sure? Her tits look weird

cersei helped, as did the lannisters and tyrells

Stannis!

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But that's not Robb

helped by blackfish and other older general

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The endings of got with the night king and final episode were not huge twists, they didn't change anything.

I want him to impregnate me with a shadow baby

The chain and wildfire weren't enough. Stannis would still have taken KL if it weren't for Tywin and Garlan Tyrell teleporting to the city at the last second and bailed it out.

I don't know why D&D invented the night king in the first place

The dire wolf dying was kinda sad but felt nothing when robb and cat got killed.

Stannis is a kinslayer. No man is as accursed in the sight of both gods and man as a kinslayer. Stannis is no king of mine.

Robb is a small fry compared to Stannis

Reminder the entire population of the Reach is dead.

I knew it was going to happen and I might have already watched the scene on youtube or something, so mostly I felt nothing.
Although Robb saying "mother" was rough.

>But that's not Robb
Indeed it isn't. Robbs military achievements are 99% due to the Blackfish.

Robb would beat Stannis in a land engagement.

Yes. You clearly haven't seen enough tits or paid enough attention

>the eternal T*lly tries once more to take credit for the deeds of their betters

>implying robb wasn't also pure BASED tully

>Theon Greyjoy

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Randyll Tarly is the best commander in Westeros

>I defeated your uncle Victarion and his Iron Fleet off Fair Isle, the first time your father crowned himself. I held Storm's End against the power of the Reach for a year, and took Dragonstone from the Targaryens. I smashed Mance Rayder at the Wall, though he had twenty times my numbers. Tell me, turncloak, what battles has the Bastard of Bolton ever won that I should fear him?

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>I held Storm's End against the power of the Reach for a year
Oh man you sat in your castle and did absolutely nothing besides continuing to breathe for 365 days, golly what a talent!

The best character in the series

>jon saves the day
>gets kicked out again
>they let the invading armies stay on the continent
lol this show is cucked

>scene opens like a scene from Chucky
Ser Pounce?

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>Oh man you sat in your castle and did absolutely nothing besides continuing to breathe for 365 days, golly what a talent!

If Storm's End fell, Robert's rebellion would have fizzled out. Fucking idiot. Sieges are just as important as any battle.

controlling a bunch of starving men to not defect for so long is pretty impressive

Worst part is I can actually see this happening.

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>form layers, you onions

He ate cats and rats and made his people do the same, rather than surrender the castle. He has an iron will.

Renly was a little bitch who should have known his place

>Renly was a little bitch who should have known his place

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It's supposed to be a feat of willpower and resilience, but yes it does not exactly demonstrate tactical brilliance.

based

Brynden is the only one exempt from the usual Tully retardation.

Is that a rare brosnan?

Friendly reminder that the only thing Dany did wrong is that she trusted incel cuck charisma less manlet and low iq imp

The eternal manlets

Seething manlet

>that entire fanfic dorne plot

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Holy shit Jamie what did you do?

exterminated dorne's enemies

NEW

the fact that i can see this happen is unnerving

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but not a k--------- (gods forgive me)

It happened, though Cat wasn't especially sickly looking

Renly declared his intentions to murder Stannis, Renly was the agressor while Stannis the defender.