Anyone else think doug benson is fucking hilarious?

the most unfunny fuck whenever vh1 did their "i love the 70s 80s 90s" stuff, and holy fuck super high me sucked so bad i didn't even finish it. he's just not funny and my younger self could even see that

His podcast where he forces people,to smoke weed is so cringe.

Also the set is terrible, they are sitting at a high-top table instead of a comfy couch.

Also NO ONE likes hearing someone talk about weed

the worst

people who do ironically bad interviews do better interviews than doug benson

Imagine defining yourself in terms of a drug you consume.

High people are funny and interesting to nobody but themselves and other people who are high.

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I was confused when I saw this thread, and am glad I opened it to see everybody trashing this guy.

He is a smarmy little phony hack. If you can't get that read instantly, you are an idiot who is going to be stupid forever.

You're exaggerating, he's a mid tier hack.

ali siddiq and bert kriescher on DLM is the best podcast I’ve ever listened to not going to lie

This

Because Bert is a great guest on everything.

>starts smoking at the ripe young age of 30
>suddenly thinks he's cool for using weed
Why are all DUDE WEED boomers like this? I used to smoke but I never got narcissistic about it like they do

He's quite possibly the least funny comedian working today, which is fucking incredible given the plethora of talentless fucking hacks that try to make a living through comedy these days.

Also why the fuck doesn't he have a proper neck. His disgusting fat jowls just kind of melt into his torso in some kind of repulsive flesh trapezoid.

I remember back then seeing it thinking wow this is so stupid. Dumb kids in high school saying HEY DUDE HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUPER HIGH ME. I think I skipped to the end and hes doing some stand up comedy while high. It was just a sloppy mess, his podcasts where he smokes with guests are just horrible as well. Hes talking like a mumbling idiot and didnt prepare anything for the segment. He looks like that stupid kid everyone in the neighborhood hated and he would always tell his mom if you picked on him.

Ha weed!

Is it Down Syndrome?

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I agree. I was forced to go to a doug loves movies and he fucking sucks and just laughs at his own jokes and provides no insight. There are 1000 better stand ups and 100 better movie podcasts.

So tired of his dumb squinty eyes and douche face.

Only after having smoked at least 7g

>smoking 7g’s in one day

What the fuck is wrong with you

>never got narcissistic about it like they do
You mean like you are doing right now?

I once did a marijuana

Weed culture is fucking insufferable holy fucking shit why did you make this thread, OP?

whats more fun; drinking 2 colt 45s or smoking 1 joint? they both cost the same around here.

yall niggas would give him a pass if he gave his guests spicy wings instead of weed.

Lots of hate.
Mostly just listen to his podcast which is a lot better than most out there.
Please provide better conedy podcasts

He’s not a hack he’s just shitty

Probably a neet

If you like funny people with personality other than "im a weed bro" talking about movies , then listen to we hate movies

DUDE

Weed n thangs hurrr

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Ive said thats what i need to find him funny not what i smoke, faggot

The fuck is wrong with this place. How do you guys enjoy this cesspool of shit that is this board without being high? Are you all some juul-vaping, sober zoomer or something? FFS. I never saw so many prude faggots in my life.

PS : Suck my cock OP, your thread is shit. Congratulations. Kys now.

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>listening to a comedian podcast
get the fuck out of here joe rogan isn't there a MMA fight on TV or something

Watch David Cross constantly shit on Doug's show as a guest. It's so good youtu.be/i4d-F9EWPmQ

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Theyre tryhards edgy straigth edge. These retards would lurk a porn thread while doing a nofap

i get drunk like degenerates have done for thousands of years thank you. weed as always been for pussies

I used to smoke a lot while i was younger but i have a high paying job now and getting high isnt worth the tiny chance of getting tested and losing my job. Honestly dont miss it that much

People who can only enjoy each others company when high or movies/art/music are pretty pathetic. Life sucks but to only be able to take in any sort of medium while inebriated is a sad way to live life. A step away from a junkie. I avoid people like you at all costs

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fpbp

>that one time Jack Black got too high on his show
youtu.be/RRUHYKZ9248
kino

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>He doesn't roll small one while sipping on a glass of rosee and browsing Yea Forums.

It's like you don't even enjoy life.

>the episode where he gives Jack Black a panic attack

No idea who he is but he looks like got the downs lol

Imagine limiting the different ways you can enjoy yourself because you're afraid of addiction. Are you that much of a compulsive faggot? Same things with cocks I guess? Man this board is full of prude christian-larping zoomers deep in the closet.

>not funny
>bad vibes

>dude try some of this weed it's really good
>no thanks weed just makes feel weird and dissociated
>dude it's really good indica relaxing dude just take a hit
>guest takes a hit
>sits there with nothing to say for the reminder of the episode

Insightful

t. zoomer in the honeymoon phase of drug use

See you in rehab in a few years

If you're a faggot when you're high, it's because you have insecurities that arent resolved that resurfaces in this particular state of mind. Sounds like you need to ask yourself what's worrying you in such situations and work on it. Good luck. Being high when you're at peace with yourself is a great feeling user. Hope you enjoy it someday.

Don't besmirch and make fake images of my Wife please.

Those "few years" have passed and Im fine. Got a job, a place, a cute girl in my bed. No debts, no health problems. I smoke some grass at night to cool off after work, maybe crack a cold one or two...big deal.
I got an idea. You go ahead with your faggy fear of drugs and your pettyness, and I'll go on with my somewhat chill life. Sounds good?

As a stoner this guy pisses me off. He makes us look bad. Also hes a poset he picked it late in life and almost never inhales.

What the fuck is wrong with you i smoke an 8th a day and if I could afford it it would definitely be a quarter at least

hes like 65 years old and tries to act and look like a high schooler who smoked pot for th first time. anyone whos this into weed at his age is a complete fag.

Fucking weedfags are so defensive about their drug, this is why no one likes you.

woah you sound pretty hardcore

looks like the usual low iq beta male murifat

I saw him in person, standup.
no, hes fucking awful. I was there to see doug stanhope or something but he fucking dropped out, so it was brian redban, doug benson and some others like brody stevens

brian redban was waayyyy funnier than I thought he would be, and benson was a mumbling, bumbling mess, he just acted like a really high person.

You post like an angsty teenager.

keep hitting those tasty j's brah

How was Brody did he seem depressed?

nah this was years back, I've seen Brody a few times. he was always just that manic self of his

Js are for old people who are too cheap to buy a blunt/too stupid to buy a bowl bong or form of vape.

Hopefully that's shatter pussy

he was pure unfunny trash on Trailer Park Boys. I don't recall him ever being funny, he's fried his brain on weed.
You can't smoke that much shit and still have fun after a certain point.

Blunts are no different than Js in practice. Bowls/Bongs are not for regular smokers, and not worth the trouble of keeping if you don't literally smoke every day. It's not about being "too cheap" or stupid. Why would you buy and keep a pipe/bong around if you don't smoke with any frequency at all? Makes little sense, doesn't it? A J is quick and easy for smokers that only indulge every 2-3 weeks or perhaps even less.

t. massive stoner in college that had roor bongs and a collection of bubblers at my dorm, who now doesn't smoke all that often because of kids and responsibilities

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Canada?

t. boomer

28, but in the meme sense you're absolutely right

I hate this faggot so fucking much. I hope he fucking dies.