someone on this board is the thing. the only way for us to tell is by it's dubs. line up and show me your singles.
Someone on this board is the thing. the only way for us to tell is by it's dubs. line up and show me your singles
Hunter Morgan
Oliver Morales
I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this night TIED TO THIS FUCKING THREAD!
Camden Myers
(Don't) check 'em.
Alexander Campbell
I'LL KEEL YEW
Christopher Green
KILL IT
Ayden Moore
well that solves it we stopped the thing. we can all go home now
Chase Smith
thats exactly what a fucking thing would say
Jayden Peterson
I can tell it’s summer with these fuckin threads
Lincoln Bennett
Thing fucking shits
Xavier Wright
No please don't. I'm feeling much better now.
Michael Turner
Cameron Davis
Trips is the king thing
Carter Young
Hunter Hill
JESUS CHRIST ITS A DOG THING WITH A GODDAMN GUN ON ITS HEAD
Logan Perry
Owen Price
Charles Robinson
Benjamin Nguyen
Hunter Reed
It’s happening
Josiah Bell
ITS SPREADING. TORCH IT! TORCH IT!
Dylan Stewart
Would one Thing rat out another Thing to save itself?
Do they even know if each other are Things?
Liam Lopez
calm down, man
I'll make the test
Jason Miller
So when there are multiple Things, do they "know" automatically who else is a Thing, because they seem to backstab eachother a lot if so.
Christopher Martinez
Zachary Campbell
All these dubs...the Thing is here, isn't it?
Bentley Turner
Maybe.
Noah Scott
the ultimate cover is not even knowing you're undercover
maybe. at least we can trust each other right?
Isaac Thomas
You should get a 3-day range ban for making these cancerous threads
Zachary Long
I'm glad we got them all boys, now let's get that radio working so we can get back to society
Ryder Collins
Alexander Foster
Nice try, thing.
Juan Gutierrez
I can do singles all day, Macready.
Isaiah Peterson
>maybe. at least we can trust each other right?
Evidently not.
Parker Russell
>trips
KILL THIS CRINGE THING KING
Aaron Bell
The one time I'd rather not get dubs.
Austin Mitchell
OH SHIT
Hunter Hall
Thingposting aside this thread is actually extremely blessed with dubs
Matthew Thompson
Oh shit
Kayden Clark
Thought you wouldn't be noticed?
Chase Murphy
Wtf is going on. I am the only clean person here. Guys you can trust me.
Luke Phillips
s
Kayden Jones
THAT FUCKING DOES IT
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY is getting out of this thread alive.
I'm setting off the nuke. It's the only way to stop this from spreading to the rest of the boards.
It's the only way to be sure.
For anybody out there who isn't a Thing. I'm sorry. May God have mercy on us all.
Nathaniel Lee
This is too many dubs, I am out of here
Jonathan Moore
Second favorite line in the movie after "back aaff, way aaff."
Andrew Hall
pls no
Gabriel Ward
There is literally nothing with being a thing. They are just trying to help.
Joseph Rivera
There's a leopard thing hidden in here, you have 5 seconds to find it before it find you
Jackson Long
It's not me, I didn't even go near the dogs.
Liam Campbell
Owen Bailey
DONT, WE CAN CONTAIN IT
Parker Myers
He's been busy.
Nathan Young
Macready has that line about how he knows he's human and at least a couple other people must be human because otherwise the things would just attack him and end it, but is that actually what would happen?
I guess it goes along with the question of whether or not things know that they're things or if they know who the other things are
Adam Martinez
Don't worry guys Godzilla took care of the thing.
Landon Turner
its a crock a shit
Nathaniel Baker
Godfather this is Hitman actual. Requesting ordinance on vector 28.94 by 16.65. How copy?
Daniel Ross
Funniest thread I've seen in months desu sempai.
Liam Perez
BURN IT
Jaxon Diaz
Quads. I am THE thing.
Julian Bell
This movie is so good, I'm a zoomer but it's one of the older movies I can constantly find myself going back to and watching.
Also I'm not a thing btw
Matthew Brown
Isaac Anderson
MacReady, I’ve been thinking. If a small particle of this thing is enough to take over an entire organism, then everyone should prepare their own meals. And I suggest we only eat out of potatoes.
Jackson Harris
It's one of them, don't listen to it, I'll make the meals.
Grayson Brooks
Sure...
Lucas Taylor
forgive me... user...
Chase Johnson
Yeah an actually entertaining thread instead of cunny and sneed. Fuck off back to your ghetto, nigger
Carson Jackson
Shit.
Colton Long
Guys it's cold out here, I feel better now just let me inside pls.
Gabriel Reed
You are all retarded.
Luis Miller
I know at least one of you is a normie like me, who is it though.
Ryan King
How about you warm yourself up with this stick of dynamite?
Chase Sanders
Thing-ers tongue my anus.
Michael Adams
McReady, how about yours? How do we know you are not one of these?
Chase Fisher
No I think you better stay right where you are
Jose Jackson
I also favor this plan. Yes.
Jeremiah Bailey
SHUT UP. you aint fooling anyone
Alexander Mitchell
Why did a research station have multiple flamethrowers on hand anyway? There've gotta be better tools for if you need to warm or melt something
Evan Sullivan
My life is a mess, please let the thing kill me
Adam Nelson
pass me the petrol can
Ian Kelly
>please let the thing kill me
You'd be better off slitting your own wrists before it can get to you
David Brown
Nice try thing. You're getting roasted.
Luke Scott
i dont have to prove shit to no goddamn thing.
Bentley Evans
How many of you we have to torch?
Ryan Hernandez
None of your business, Thing.
Owen Adams
I ain't goin with Windows
Luke Harris
It's to roast thingfuckingshits like you bitch
but also I always thought it was to take care of snow, clearly the person who designed this station was based and redpilled and knew flamethrowers were the cool way to do that
Ryan Walker
Why you questioning our flamethrower supply, you little shit?
Aiden Rivera
Blake Clark
Its getting stronger.
Julian Young
The infection is spreading! We need to huddle together and keep real close. Maybe share some body warmth...
Justin Sanders
Look at this stock little shit trying to fool us.
Oliver Nelson
Am I infected?
Does it matter?
Maybe everyone in this thread should burn.
Aiden Powell
just hand the gun over
Ayden Martin
Well well well who are YOU trying to trick!?
Leo Ward
funny you should ask
Zachary Moore
Way to play the long con and acquire a gun, fellow thing
Logan Cruz
As long as one of you is feminine enough.
Daniel Robinson
It would have been so funny if you had quads
Bentley Taylor
Hey, watch CIA. He was up close and personal with that thing. WATCH CIA
Isaac Wilson
>Maybe everyone in this thread should burn.
I volunteer for this.
Juan Perez
David Collins
What's going on my fellow humans
Daniel Clark
If only one particle could infect entire system then everything they do was fucking pointless. The thing cpuld just spray its shit in the air and everybody would just inhale it.
Jacob Sanchez
I see the quality hasn't gone down since my departure
Cooper Torres
You can burn alright.
Joshua Flores
WHAT ARE THESE GETS? DIGITS ASIDE, THERES TOO MANY TO RISK LETTING THEM LEAVE. IM DROPPING THE BOMB
Juan Cruz
Hey I’m a thing, tie me up to a chair reeeeeal right ;) ;) ;)
Cameron Brown
It's heading for the generators!
Anthony Diaz
Found a suitable meal.
Josiah Watson
Did we kill the thing lads?
Nathan Peterson
extreme pain comes. for you or me?
Hudson Bennett
Not only is it a monster.
It's also a faggot.
Dominic Perry
John King
Thing?
Dylan Anderson
They aren't even trying to hide it anymore.
Joseph Green
I am positively absolutely NOT the thing neega
Gabriel Morgan
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! THIS PARANOIA AND DISTRUST! I'VE GOT TO GET OUT!
Levi Jenkins
Evan Gutierrez
How redundant.
KILL IT
Aiden Price
this is stupid. y’all know me and i wouldn’t lie to ya...
Aaron Lee
Neither are you.
Parker Walker
I'm not a thing, I assure you
At least he's h onest
Gabriel Sullivan
Well it's definitely not me.
Austin Kelly
nuke this thread
Robert Sanders
No, I'm CIA
Aiden Hall
can you guys watch my computer while i step out for a minute
Brody Cox
I'm clean.
Jace Lopez
I dont wanna be The Thing thing frens
Noah Wright
Jayden Stewart
Nice try thing.
Asher Jones
You're not going anywhere motherfucker
Jeremiah Edwards
Well, it sure isn't me. I'd know damnit.
Dominic Wright
What's your hurry, Thing?
Alexander Reed
There's no such thing
James Stewart
sit back down, nice and easy.
Connor Thompson
...I'm the thing?
Carson Stewart
You guys seriously believe any of this voodoo bullshit?
Daniel Brown
Don't fucking move mate
Owen Davis
Well we killed the thing, let’s celebrate. Here everyone have these brownies I just made, they are really good
Christopher James
Don't worry, I got this. Sargent Good Boy is on the case.
Henry Mitchell
YOU DUMB SUMBITCH
Benjamin Hill
lol what movie is this xD
Jace Wright
What if there is a Thing in all of us? I mean, of course not!
Jace Green
is ok fren
Nathaniel Lee
Cute cat
Joshua Adams
Thing?
Dylan Rodriguez
Na your fine
Liam Howard
>this thread still hasn't been deleted
Nolan Barnes
We are finally safe guys. Time to celebrate!
Logan Garcia
Hey guys. We can still make it. We just got to outwait them.
Easton Martin
Thanks bro I knew I could trust you
Benjamin Evans
I'm just a normal guy, like you
Jonathan Bennett
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Caleb Murphy
>there's too many of them, we have lost containment, drop it
David Gomez
It's Thing, The
Ryan Gomez
you may not be a thing, but youre still a faggot
Brody Wilson
You heard him guys nothing to see here.
Thomas Ramirez
Is it weird that I want to fuck that?
Adam Butler
Hey guys sorry I'm late, so who is human?
Austin Fisher
I know you shitposters have been through alot. But when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this evening TIED TO THIS FUCKING THREAD
Adam Cox
Please let me be a Thing so that someone will put me out of my misery finally
Thomas Robinson
To each his own.
Matthew Ross
it took some work, but i think we finally got them all! who wants kebabs?
Charles Parker
Me.
David Miller
everybody stay back, i cant trust any of you fuckers
Ayden Stewart
me: see bulge
UWU WHAT IS THIS THING OWO
Kayden King
Another day of living, why won't someone just kill me?
Ryan Miller
KILL IT!
Jacob Ross
you should let me check if he's a Thing first
Eli Sullivan
I am, I don't know about the rest of you guys.
I'm going out to scout around a bit, you stay here.
Julian Wright
delete yourself
Charles Williams
Connor Nelson
You'd like that wouldn't you.
Take it out Good Boy.
Chase Cox
Seems we're safe...wait a minute
Xavier Miller
what the hell is going on in here
Michael James
I'm sorry brother
Jackson Richardson
Me, I'm definitely human
Gavin Perez
Bubbles calm down, worst case ontario lahey is the thingamajig.
Evan Thomas
I thought we got rid of all you fucks. Into the furnace with you.
Hunter Moore
I have him in my sights.
Isaac Barnes
>Windows 95
well at least it ain't Vista
Owen Turner
I caught this little bastard trying to swim away, are they safe to touch?
Hudson Green
Colton Long
Oh yes, perfectly safe.
Robert Adams
Everyone got protection?
Michael Morris
Not me lol
Cooper Harris
You keep your damn hands off the Sarge
Jackson Jones
In fealty to the God-Emperor (our undying Lord) and by the Grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon this thread.
Samuel Scott
h-here are my singles sir, i'm human i swear
Kevin Parker
>implying a Thing would want to become that
Luke Morris
what's your endgame OP?
Samuel Davis
to crash this thread
Ethan Brooks
Double 69? Nice try, they're evolving
Daniel Diaz
G-Guys?
Aaron Perez
N word
Brayden Diaz
Thing?
Nathan Fisher
You're delusional. Gentlemen, take this man to the infirmary.
Oliver Cooper
let me in guys i'm freezing out here
Noah Baker
How long until the bloodtest is over?
Robert Kelly
Andrew Morales
Just found this doggo wandering around near the infirmary.
Camden Gray
UUUU
Gabriel Baker
I choose you to be the first of my victims.
Evan Kelly
You're a big Alien
Oliver Roberts
jesus christ theres two of them
Julian Hill
ironic
Joseph Bennett
I doubt it but is there a source for this lad?
Matthew Carter
Joshua Wilson
Looks like you weren't the one in charge after all.
Mason Wood
Someone photoshop more tv in here? Need CIA at least.
Hunter Flores
Why am I attracted to that belly? I usually prefer flat stomachs.
Blake Long
It’s not me.
Lincoln Wood
arghhhh
Benjamin Jackson
Who is this?
Daniel Clark
i know you're a thing, but let me sniff and lick your armpits and i wont tell anyone.
Easton Taylor
We should eat it to make sure it's not a thing
Eli Watson
no no nono
Samuel Brooks
Luke Torres
kek
this
Bentley Sullivan
Don’t fall for its tricks user
Noah White
HE'S RIGHT HERE, GET HIM!
Cameron Green
C-cute!
Owen Campbell
Sebastian Anderson
Let's start.
Nathan Lee
Out of my way boys, no man can handle this task.
Alexander Moore
Get inside user, rest and warm yourself.
Joshua Powell
I'm a thing guys, you gotta believe me
Charles Sanchez
DON'T LET IT LEAVE
Matthew Foster
I swear it isn't me.
Owen Parker
My God... that explains why she's so lifeless and devoid of human expression
Liam Jackson
I just wanna go home boys
Eli Long
STOP this madness in the name of you KING
Joshua Garcia
>now hold on a second.
Luke Peterson
i should have known. no matter. my blade has been thirsting for blood as of late.
Austin Parker
was it macready or childs
honestly i think its childs because during the final scenes he went off camera and encountered the thing in another room
Elijah Gray
it's head is coming off, don't we have any dynamite left?
Adrian Hughes
I bet you'd like nothing better than to finish your spaceship, fucker.
Oliver Baker
Fucking knew it.
You shall not pass.
Jack Powell
Jason Bennett
IT GOT CHAD TOO
Brandon Carter
Jordan Collins
I think the thread's dying, seems we have them all. Nothing to worry about.
Adam Gonzalez
Sebastian Moore
Lets be honest guys, if I was a Thing, would I kindly remind everyone that there are only
>282 days until Godzilla vs Kong
Kevin Watson
We heard you the first time, don't make me get a boar.
Caleb Rogers
Boar Wine, your Grace?
Ian Rivera
Yup, I'm game.
Let's head on outta here.
Sebastian Gonzalez
BASED.
Easton Bennett
based and humanpilled
Noah Nguyen
Please guys, i promise im clean
Joshua Carter
Quick, we need to turn off the lights and cut the cables to the generators. It'll confuse and divide them.
Nicholas Thomas
King thing doesnt wanna get exposed
Jayden Brooks
AN INSPIRING SIGHT FOR THE PEOPLE EH
COME BURN BEFORE YOUR KING
BURN YOU THINGS
Brandon Allen
What? There's no such thing as a thing though.
Dylan Evans
Im just gonna disappear guys, alright?
Ayden Hughes
is it over?
Tyler Johnson
Kevin Howard
IM FUCKIN CLEAN I TELL YA
Eli Clark
okay you're clean
Julian Evans
it was so obvious in hindsight
Ryder Edwards
thanks user you're a lifesaver
Kevin Collins
You might even say we should
Burn them All?
Xavier Ward
I can't believe there were so many Things in this thread. Are you a bunch of hard up bug chasers, so desperate for some action you'll bang some mutated glob of flesh and tentacles?
Ayden Fisher
ain't me
Andrew Miller
Alright this isnt funny anymore. Time to end it.
Benjamin Diaz
Now the thread is clean hand over the flamethrowers
Jaxon Hall
Leo Price
>contorted picture
Anthony Fisher
guys? what was that sound coming from the other room?
Jayden Rogers
Woah... so this is the power of thing..... Amazing...
Mason Hill
I don't believe a word out of your sideways mouth.
Jonathan Morgan
GET THE PYRES READY
Michael Turner
Jackson Edwards
we need the word of god
Jonathan Carter
let me in i swear i'm safe
Jonathan Cook
The only one burning is you ya creature!
Juan Perez
I’m the only human left in this thread it was singles the whole time
Goddammit the singles
Juan Cox
dub-dubs, it's splitting in two, we have to stop it before it divides
Ayden Gonzalez
Hungover D.W. here.
Gavin Roberts
Holy fuck he's started to mimic Bobby B, lucky we only caught him when he'd only replicated the head
Kevin Parker
let me check
Michael Nguyen
more fuel for the fire!
Landon Turner
y-your grace..
Samuel Miller
Your gonna burn alright
Sebastian Brown
I don't hear anything
Say hello to the lord of light from me.
Carter Diaz
Nice try.
Kek.
Nolan Butler
FUCK NOOOOOOO
Xavier Myers
Not so fast ya fooker
Kayden Mitchell
too many dubs
we need to nuke the entire thread from orbit
it's the only way to be sure
Elijah Cox
Where da white women at?
Henry Brooks
Readings seem all clear.
I think we're good, guys.
Let's pack it up and head home...
Hey how about we stop by a really big mall for some shopping?
Isaac Martinez
to hell with all of you
going back home
Jaxson Hall
hi, i'm human michael
Jose Nelson
uhh you don't get to bring friends
Jackson Evans
WITH ME MY BROTHERS PURGE THE BEASTS
Charles Hughes
Not yet. We can still contain it
Brayden Williams
AHHHHHHH HELP ITS GOT MY LEG
Luke Clark
YOUR GRACE GET DOWN
Brayden Rivera
I got a pic of the OP right here
Blake Carter
>opposes the test
>trips
Michael Roberts
Benjamin Rodriguez
Do you reckon the infected anons know they're Things? Or does it only take over their mind when it has to break its cover?
Adrian Perez
I think these dub checks SUCK
Matthew Cook
Burn it
Connor Rivera
Im sorry friend, its too late
For You
Nolan Carter
It is customary to kneel when surrendering to a king
Elijah Jackson
Ayyyyyyy lamo!
Mason Phillips
oh shit, mercy kill this user now!
Jeremiah Jenkins
its too late. im sorry user...
Carson Lopez
nah once it's got ya it's gone
Jayden Rivera
I-it ain't me
Joseph Sullivan
How about you tell us Thing?
Daniel Clark
But user, why contain it?
Luis Diaz
Jesus christ its another one.
Hunter Clark
Nice try bleeblop, walk towards the bonfire.
Parker Jackson
Leo Morgan
was a good thread boys
Connor Ward
i don't know, why don't YOU tell us? IN HELL.
Luis Ward
Are you saying I was the Thing from the start?
Brandon Diaz
Hey guys, its really cold. Can you let me in now. Its not funny anymore
Brody Bailey
KAAAA
MEEEE
HAAAAAAAA
Jaxson Murphy
truth is, dubs that make you the thing... are still dubs
Austin Turner
>double singles
what does this mean??
Daniel King
Is it safe to come out? I've been stuck here since the beginning.
Jason Young
This thread must be purged of corruption and evil, for the night is dark and full of terrors
Christian Collins
sure the fire is nice and warm
Nolan Wright
Even with this thread heading to page 10 they're popping up!
Matthew Hernandez
ha ironic
Thomas Robinson
there's still one alive, we can't leave until it's dealt with
Adrian Flores
I knew it was too good to be true!
Hudson Cox
Drink this.
Carter Edwards
we can't post images to fight back anymore! it was 4d chess anons! 4D CHESS!
Nathaniel Davis
user look behind you
Joshua Russell
i'm not infected.
Lucas Ortiz
*looks*
there's nothing there though?
Owen Morales
can't believe we survived
Anthony Gomez
we made it? WE MADE IT!
Landon Richardson
guys the rescue chopper is almost here we're gonna make it
Juan Walker
hip hip, hooray
Matthew Reed
I just want to go home and see my daughter, please
Zachary Howard
Been an honor, boys.
Samuel Gray
Now look in front of you
Luis Brooks
alright! give me a hug user!
Michael Williams
*looks again*
ok?
Dominic Lee
Oh good, now we can all get back to our families in nice warm weather.
Zachary Long
how about a high five instead
Parker Kelly
*hugs* we made it user
Christian Mitchell
Things are only gonna get better anons.
Elijah Jones
anytime!
Bentley Reed
We're free.
Jose Anderson
Made you look
Aaron Bailey
is the chopper here yet? i've got shit to do.
Jonathan Morgan
always a joker this user is
Jack White
Where aer you off to in a hurry?
Brandon Nelson
someone has to signal the chopper with a flare
Landon Gonzalez
am wagie unfortunately
firing flare
Connor Watson
whelp, looks like this is it anons. see ya tomorrow. good night!
Cameron Taylor
Good night user
Lincoln Miller
phew, on the way home, pass me one of those energy bars and a blanket
Hudson Nguyen
Not if i have anything to say about it
Alexander Sanchez
Take care.
Nathan Rogers
>wagie
Me too, in a hospital, I gotta be at work in 6 hours.
Good night gents, don't let the Things bite.
Aaron Morales
fools
Blake Bennett
yes it seems like we're finally safe
Henry Bell
That won't help you.