HEY
HEY
*unzips dick*
Her new album is fucking great even though it makes me feel like a queer
call me crazy but i swear my line's been tapped
I want to powerfuck her butt hole
fuck
she cute
i really love it too but i can't help but start laughing at the idea of someone overhearing me listening to it.
What’s this hairstyle called? It makes my peepee feel weird
The soundtrack of my senior year I. High school. Where did the time go?
Bangs
Please, let's not talk about time.
I'm still feeling with that Transformers thread we had last year.
It felt like summer lasted two years
RUN AWAY WITH ME
RUN AWAY WITH ME
been wavering back and forth between buying her 2nd album for probably a year and a half now. wouldn't know how to explain it away if someone saw it in my collection though
ASS
TO
I was listening to her new album at work today and someone asked me what I was listening to and I just said rap
I was so fucking scared, I can't help it though I really love her music
MOUTH
BEEN TRYING TO MEET YOU
she always reminded me of zooey deschanel because her hairstyle and eye color
What's the best track off of Dedicated and why is Want You In My Room?
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>tfw boss found me listening to lana del rey
Oh god dude that's another
Have you heard her cover of that Sublime song? Fucking amazing, I listen to it 5 times a day
YOU'RE MY
BABY
COME TO BED I'LL BE YOUR GIRL
Middle aged woman in a garage band.
I can't tell if this is sincere.
You will shit your pants and die tonight
>HEY
BEEN TRYING TO MEET YOU
Fuck you ruining this for me
I say Biel (and internet said it too)
I JUST MET YOU
based
been waiting for that
I felt so bad for her watching her live concert footage. She knows it's all auto tune.
I just met you
And this is crazy
But heres my number
So call me maybe
Why is this haircut so boner inducing? I want to cum on it, also on Zoey and anyone with this hair.
I used to think you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts
Makes the face look smaller, and hence younger and also implies an abundance of hair which is one of the best external indicators of health.
>buying an album
she's cute as fuck
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does she have porn? like hacked nude or something
it's universally considered a pop masterpiece though?
>Dat second thumbnail.
How can one woman be so based?
>tfw unironically into stuff like Lana Del Rey, London Grammar, Aurora, Kadebostany, Son Lux and IAMX
>tfw marathoned all 3 Eleanor Rigby cuts for Mommy Jessica
Am I a faggot or will my secret vulnerable side contrasted with my linebacker build and resting birch face help me get women and stop being a KHV? I just want someone to love me like in my romantic movies...
>tfw bangs are my biggest fetish, even more when it’s curly or curled hair
Tay is so sexy too
Glad to see Yea Forums is Carly Rae pilled. Emotion and side B are kino. New one is pretty good too.
Just be yourself user and get some hobbies. Volunteer work, church, you'll get it one day.
hey goy I just met you
and this is crazy
but heres my number
so gas me maybe
Reminder that faggots will burn and Carly is for straight people
nice pit pusy
Aurora's really good user
Great voice
friendship ended with taytay now carly is my best friend
carly rules
pussies. just own it. any chick thats never heard it would love emotion too.
*outclasses everyone*
based thread
Based bangs fetish user
>doesn't even have an album
I-it’s coming, you’ll see j-just need more time(tm)
Out smokes. Out drinks. Out snorts. Out shoots. Out plays. Still at it after thirty years.
How do you powerfuck
BOOM BRAP
THE SOUNDS OF HER FARTS
THE PRFFFTT GOES ON AND ON AN ONANANAN
Could never get into the Pixies
You are a queer
kek
FOR ME, IT'S OLIETT BANGS AND MCCHICKEN
Kek
MUST BE A DEVIL BETWEEN US
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>people actually thing this ghoul looking person is attractive
this bitch has always been fucking ugly. Stop pushing your fucking ugly fetish further on this board retards
>He never wants to strip down to his feelings
>He never wants to kiss and close his eyes
>He never wants to cry, cry
post her thighs already, faggots
holy shit she's not cute sexy etc at all.
she looks like she was almost going to be cute but stopped halfway through. That effectively made her face featureless and she has no sex appeal. Her new album has like one good song. It's embarrassing how people in this thread are talking about listening to or buying her album lol
Posting the worst least best song on Side B
>You wanna break my heart, alright
>I caught your fever I'm feeling it forever
HEY
YOU YOU
I DONT LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
>I was doing just fine before I met you
>I drink too much and that's an issue but I'm okay
Fuck you for making me laugh with that shit.
OH NO NO NO
I just met you
And this is crazy
So bend the fuck down
And spread it, maybe?
her crow's feet have always been unkind to her
still would though
BUTT HERES MY # so call me crazY!
Post some new songs so I can listen to her.
I didn't realize she was like 26 when call me maybe came out. Kind of creepy that she was basically posing as 18 or something.
Honestly didn't know this.
might be an unflattering photo but she's still hot. i don't get you fuckers scared of older women
Creepy? You mean very hot.
I'm still down that I wasn't invited to my 'friends' wedding and just yesterday posted "1 year so far!". It feels like it's been 2 months MAYBE. Wtf is wrong with me and my ability to cope with time.
So she's my age?
Is her new album better, worse, or on the same level as Emotion ?
I don't understand why this wasn't on the original Emotion, it's my favorite from Side B.
She 33 now
if you fags are just gonna listen to girly pop, might just well listen Twice.
ayyyyy lmao
Nine gooks and a jew.
>teehee im so secretly gay
i guarantee everyone around you already knows you're a faggot ass queer.
Julien is a pretty good one to get familiar with her newest album
what happens to those girls when they get too old
Hey I just feed you,
And this is crazy,
Heres my number,
So sneed me maybe.
remain beautiful because of top tier plastic surgery. this is a 40 year old korean actress.
me become they're pusy slave
They're ugly
this post is frighteningly correct but I still want to fuck her and have fun.
I unironically think Cabello is one of the sexiest women in the industry right now. I have a serious problem with latinas.
Here's a question for all you anons that proves how stupid I am - are Cuban girls considered latinas? I thought so but am I wrong?
>Yea Forums unironically has comfy gay diva threads
Some of you are alright
Cause Carly apes 80s synthpop which is good while Kpop just copies whatever is contemporary except makes it even MORE formulaic. Every kpop girl group has like two rappers and some singers. You need the sexy one and the cute one. They're computer generated people. It all sounds the exact same.
how are waifus gay?
Carly is basically champion of the white gays right now. Every single gay man loves Carly.
>how to wear a dress and also show a bit of tum at the same time
>pit pusy
>teasing her belly
I'm hard, lads.
mmmm pusys
you can just enjoy things you know
>still concerned that others might think you're weird for liking female artists
this isn't middle school dude, grow up
Formerly chuck me
I've always thought Carly Rae Jepson was cute. Looks like the kind of girl I would have crushed on when in my teen years.
Go to live on a farm
>not blasting it as loud as possible in your whip to assert dominance
emotion is better
There's some catchy tunes on Dedicated but yeah, Emotion is the better album for sure.
Non-american here
Is she successful?
wtf, your dick is a meat banana?!?
YOU UNZIPS THE PANTS, MORON
Kek
It covers the face so that's why it's popular with traps or women who are ugly and have something to hide. Also the sides will cover the cheeks if they are fat and chubby. There's a reason real women grow out of this hair style meant for kids.
is pusy able to have bangs bros ?? ;_;
i thpught only underage white thots listened to that
It's called the clitoral hood.
what mean by this? any pictures? have hair?
Pubes aren't part of the pussy.
how do u kno? you have seen pusy before?
>having albums
Absolutely based, but is it as good as Emotion?
Emotion Side B > Emotion > Dedicated
It’s got more sophisticated production but it isn’t as consistent in quality. Cull the best tracks of dedicated down and it could possibly be her best.
for me the best kino would be the song store
if you're gonna listen to faggot shit, get on my level and listen to something actually good
it's breddy good. could have cut a few tracks off tho
go back to RYM, tranny. your 70’s radio pop revival is no better than actual current radio pop.
embarassing thread. go do your homework sweeties.
70s and 80s pop is lightyears better than modern pop, faggot. quit filling your shitfilled ears with garbage and maybe learn something.
>m-my shitty pop music is better than your shitty pop music because it’s old!
Nothing amuses me more than retards trying to claim superiority over other retards because the diarrhea they eat is more liquid.
It's just random noise worse than bebop
>70s/80s pop was "shitty"
it must be a hard life having to rationalize such shitty opinions. good thing you're retarded, that must make it easier.
Yes yes, I’m sure manufactured plastic music is better just because it was made a couple decades ago. Keep telling yourself that mate, maybe it’ll come true one day.
saying more words doesn't make you right all of a sudden, but feel free to keep spewing your teenage nonsense bucko
I just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my doubles
so check em maybe
It’s funny because your own statement applies to your pathetic defense of your shitty music. Here’s the best part: Weyes Blood isn’t even real 70s pop music, she’s a shitty imitation. You’re consuming the plastic digitalized copy of already plastic manufactured muzak. Enjoy.
Face too long
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>swn do bad things to you
bros...
poor baby doesn't likey music outside his wittle cumfut zone of the last 10 years. you'll probably be a retarded adult, too.
You don’t even know what music I listen to, while you assume I listen to shitty pop music just like you do. Sad innit?
When VR life is real I will be a cute girl
>innit
definitely retarded. definitely. you'll be the type of adult the rest of us adults avoid because of their shoulder chips and bad breath.
Here’s the sign of a well adjusted adult: being mentally incapable of responding in any way other than calling the other party a doodoo head. Real fuckin intellectual right here.
exactly the type of chip on your shoulder i'm talking about. way to keep a calm head.
weyescuck sucks, jeppo for life
Calm? Pretty hard to not laugh in the face of such a farce of superiority.
Her lyrics are very juvenile in general, i remember on Emotion B she had a song about riding a bike to a boy's house at night, i looked her up on wiki while listening to it and she was like 31 lmao. I think it's one of the things that always held her back from mainstream popularity outside of a couple of songs
Worse, but still pretty good
Autora is great
I'm a 33 year old male and I love Carly Rae Jepsen, I listen to her when I'm driving on the freeway
I'm the type of guy that is into the Melvins, Amon Duul II, Squarepusher, Loscil, Bvdub and Matthew Dear but quality is quality
Listen to Supernatural featuring Carly Rae Jepsen, fucking gold
cringe
insects
ah finally. a man of taste and refinement has joined the thread. you're post is, dare i say, based and also a very welcomed redpill.
yikes. why are her front teeth so small?
she needs to learn a thing or too from /ourgirl/
That’s the appeal you soulless husk.
>that flat chest
>that slim waist
>those wide hips
ha can you imagine if she she was borderline psychotic and she drugged you so you were weak and she pinned you down by your shoulders and mounted you and violently raped you until you blew your load directly into her fertile womb and got her pregnant. haha. awwwwwwkwaaaaaaard! haha
she looks like a cute fun aunt
Is Yea Forums bonitopilled?
carley is the dollar tree brand version of taylor swift. literally how can she even compete?
>reverse image search
>danielle mansutti
literally why do women do this
CRUSHED
Based
you think they give you a choice when they call?
LMAO Tay Tay’s best album doesn’t even lick E.MO.TION’s boot. She’s hotter but that’s about it, and Reputation ruined anything she had going for her.
>Aurora
Based
This thread needs more
ELIZA
Holy newfag, batman
more straight variation of it is popular amongs polish antivaxxers, antiabortionists and flatearthers women
Cuban girls are unarguably latinas you brainlet
>emtion
>better album than fearless
sure, buddy
Virgin detected
try being attractive
I wanna breed with this Eskimo faced bitch just because of bangs, they are my weakness
i’m crusherpilled
Anyone else a fan of Camila Cabello?
I was listening to it too. The weather was too nice and my to-do list too short for my usual alt-rock angst.
>Katy Perry's new single is better tho
>tfw katy perry looked better with dark hair
Carly's music is fucking great and Emotion is one of the best pop albums of the decade
lol, no. CRUSHER has completely ruined any chance of her ever being taken seriously on this website
you have to spend an unlock token on the ability
her worst album
>she only fucks white guys
gayest thread on Yea Forums this week
Havama was great but they had that fucking nigger who can barely speak ruin it
I heard somewhere the original plan was to have someone rapping in spanish which would have been infinitely fucking better
plus she's hot
>She looks younger but is older than him
How can you see my nuts?
Emotion was better.
please be respectful
women don't fart
In my glass house, prepared for a surprise attack
Camila Cabello's music sucks
I totally agree, what a retarded move to include him
They retire and you move on to the next group.
I listen exclusively to nigger rap
Nope. young thugs cool
You need an iq above 90 to understand young thugs genius
>he doesn’t like young thug
enjoy celibacy
you'd know a thing or two about sucking lol
No specific name for the hairstyle but I love it too, it's just straight bangs or blunt bangs
/thread
I miss him
who here /r/popheads?
RIP tupac
Lana Del Rey is my guilty pleasure; I like opera too so her grandiose shit just does it for me. Aurora cant sing at all though, she is absolutely dreadful live.
>t. retards who can't understand when someone is being serious/ironic/post-ironic/proto-ironic
those tiiiiiiiiiiiiiits
>I just said rap
way to pick the only thing more embarrassing than listening to CRJ.
Gangsta's paradise is still poppin'
Sorry Carly but Lorde has you beat in the only place that counts.
btw, unironically a better thread than 90% of what Yea Forums has going at any given time
fuck jannies
im lorde
im bored
and i cant really sing