What's the best Pirates of the Caribbean movie?

What's the best Pirates of the Caribbean movie?

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The 2003 video game.

>pierats
>best
nonono, fugg pierats

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surely nobody says anything other than the 1st

My fan edit that is just all of barabarossa's scenes from the franchise back to back.

fug i wanna choke keira

YUGSBAROOW

in a playful sexual manner

First one, which is excellent. Then it gets worse with each installment.

someone photoshopped this.

Anyone who doesn't say 5th is a fucken pierat.

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All of them are garbage

They are like Transformers in the sense that 2/3 of the movie is pointless scenes of dialogue between unlikable character punctuated by random bursts of over-the-top but taken quite seriously action or shitty attempts at humor

Did she kill him?

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They're all shit.

>Not watching all three in a row and counting it as its own 8 hour film

Nothing got my dick harder than imagining her drowning and raping me, then continuing to rape my still warm corpse.

The first one

It's not like you can treat the second one as a standalone movie anyway.
Every movie that tries to do the empire strikes back style ending forgets that ESB wraps itself up nicely, except for han kind of dangling out there, but otherwise it was pretty self contained, just ends on a down note.
Pirates 2 just kind of stops mid scene killing jack, only to bring him back in the opening sequence of the next movie.

mfw *THAT* scene

God my 13 year old pubescent self could barely survive it

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>girl has a chain around her neck that's just a bit too tight so she's constantly struggling to breathe
What are some movies for this feel bros?

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You posted it.

Based motherfucking taste right here.

2, easily

>that fucking jawline

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What makes you say that?

2 is the best although it's ruined by the cliffhanger. They should have given it a proper ending.

based. i wish we had gotten a barbarossa spinoff.

based YAG SBARRO poster

Geoffrey Rush is great and I'll watch him in anything.

>not wanting sons with that jawline
Never gonna create the ubermensch like this user.

The first had by far the best story. It even touched on being a bit deep with Jack using his special bullet on Barbosa. Nothing ground breaking but had some soul. The rest were just visually cool sometimes.