What a fucking autist

What a fucking autist

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The COPE

No clutch genes

>that ego
I still think he jobbed it to her on purpose. There was no reason for him to bet that little in FJ

H-he's just like me!

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>wow it took 5 of you to kill me!

When the pressure came, he choked. He'd get mauled by Brad or Ken

Prove him wrong.

>world-beating performance

I'M SO PROUD OF EMMA!

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was she cute at least?

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Emma who? There's a lot of Emma's. Is this the one that's kind of cute but had become the figurehead for a misamdriat movement? The one that is a real life femdomfu? The girl next door that seems really chill?

it clearly was a dive. wonder if the studio told him to or if he just felt like it

>Emma Boettcher, a 27-year-old University of Chicago librarian
>27

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on par for a librarian

Did they fix it so a woman could win

I'm 26 and bald.

heh, you wish

There was no point in betting a lot because he had no hope of catching her if she also got it right, since she'd likely also bet enough to make sure that couldn't happen. So he bet a little to make sure that if she got it wrong he'd still have more money than third place guy.

she looks autistic and exactly the type you would expect to care about jeaopardy in 2019

More like Emma Butcher, as in Butch, as in butch dyke

Name a Jeopardy champion in the last 20 years that isn't obviously on the spectrum

Is this a true femcel?

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based emmas

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((((((((((((((((((((cohen))))))))))))))))))))))))))

If women are so good, why don’t they hold any significant jeopardy records

lmao have sex

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she cute
would impregnate

It miat be hard winning to the tune of 2.4 million

>she

Son I...

Either way I feel like the show lost integrity.

he 100% took a dive
he seemed different today, almost nervous

watch it and see for yourself

there is no point in that when you are 2 mill in already, he threw

So I thought about this a lot and I don't think I would fuck her. That is my contribution to this subject. James style of going HAM on daily doubles was always going to backfire eventually and it did in a way he couldn't recover against. It's that simple.

How to get cute and smart daughterfu??

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HA HA!

>tfw no librarian jeopardy gf

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Further proof that Brad is the GOAT

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he's a dick then. Could have let the other guy have a measly $1k

glad to see Steve McQueen transitioned.

such a coincidence

wat

Who is this qt

based buzzy dabbing on male virgins

my gf
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>that little lip bite

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she looks just like this cute girl i like that im too chicken to ask out

Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually Alex Trebek. He's busy tending to what's left of his pancreas

So you survived our fight on Jeopardy. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to destroy me. Now television is dying because you lacked the strength to high roll. The legend of Emma the Librarian needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the Torunament of Champions. It ends with your death.

-JH

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>2019 i am forgotten...

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please.....that man threw that game because he was tired of taking their money.

I made grilled chicken today

was it autism?

send me some

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Slow and steady, Jimmy Boy

Slow... and steady

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This faggot was so annoying

Go away nigger

Based Ken Jeb!nngs

Please tell me they're going to do an all time champs episode with Brad, Ken, and James right? They need to do it before Trebek dies.

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i-is she pointing to muh dick?

r-rude

>he's coming close to breaking my monetary record?
>activate the Emmabot

STOP LAUGHING AT MY DICK, I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't you dare lewd Emma!

They will

ah-bloo-bloo

>patriarchy
Jeopardy is a meritocracy.

Just watched it on youtube, she honestly played very well and there was no reason to suspect him taking a dive. He was dominating until she got lucky with both DDs in double jeopardy.

He bet against himself and made a lot of money.

yikes

imagine her making that face right before her drunken chad boyfriend kicks her ass because she's a cunt.

Feet pics

Jontron looks like THAT???

i'd fuck her vagina with my penis
very likely gay though

anyone want to trade rare emmas?

this one is not for sale

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NEW EMMA FOR SALE

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lol James is a choker. He needs to win a TOC Before they even think about putting him in an All-Time match

FUCK

is she a semite?

This. He won for 33 days and all that was left on the table was to beat the record which he could've done easily if he won tonight and the next show. He bet an extremly modest amount when he shouldve went all in to get a better chance to beat her and even his other daily double bets were modest as well. I feel like someone behind the scenes set it up for a female to beat him right before he made the record.

My mom watched this with me and she legit thought this was a guy

>emma cohen
Gee I wonder, user..

in what way did it "backfire"? backfiring would be if he lost a bid

DAMN YOU!

I would love a gf like her except slightly more attractive.

The most staggering thing is how so many retards can't figure out why he placed that final bet.

her last name isnt cohen

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fucking based all I can think about when I see that webm and the morons who get all flustered over it is how much of an absolute cunt she must be, she oozes it

>even that quiet girl at the back of the class who later appeared on jeopardy

NORMAN BATES LOOKIN ASS

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Why did he?

Wouldn't have mattered if he bet it all, she still had it to get it wrong. He was just covering second place.

underrated kek

Had no idea the autistic kid from good doctor played norman bates it just clicked

>James style of going HAM on daily doubles was always going to backfire eventually

You dumbass, he lost because he got the first DD with the very first pick and she got the other 2.

But on the chance she did bet high to ensure her first place spot like she did and she did lose, then that would be covered. But if she bet low and got it wrong then he would be kicking himself that he should've bet high.

You're literally a brainlet

If he bets the max:

They both get fj right, he loses
He gets it right she doesn't, he wins
They both get it wrong, he loses

33%.


He bets 3k

They both get fj right, he loses
He gets it she doesn't, he wins
They both don't get it, he wins

66%

There was no way she was gonna bet low, James has only missed one final jeopardy the whole time he was there.

Even so, if he bet high he had to gamble that she would either bet low and either win or lose or that she would bet high and lose. Her betting high and winning is the smallest likely outcome compared to the other 3 but possible like we saw. He had nothing to lose betting high and possibly losing aside from a more likely chance to be extremely close to breaking the record. I swear this was rigged.

>He had nothing to lose betting high

He did though because if they both bet high then he would have lost if they both got it wrong, it's the safest outcome statistically. Also it doesn't really make sense for it to be rigged as James would obviously want more money and Jeopardy would obviously want more high ratings.

Having a woman beat him is why it was rigged, to have James be so close to getting the record then being beat by a woman at his peak. I just watched my local news and a woman said she was happy a woman was the one to dethrone him, this is what I mean.

user,NO!

There's obviously a lot of that sort of thing going on but I don't think that's the case here, she was just pretty smart, good on the buzzer and got lucky on the DDs. The woman who beat Ken lost the next game but I think this girl could go on a bit of a run.

If she loses within the next two games and depending on what weaponized autism may do, I bet James was given an offer to let Emma win.

she cute af

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How does this make him an autist?

Besides you’re the one following his posts

>this fucking salt

kek

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Dang,a Yea Forums poster is the intellectual superior to a Jeopardy champ.

hello, beautiful.

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>that icon
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So did he lose all his money or how much did he leave with

Please have sex before you do anything drastic.

He keeps the 2.6 million he won up to this point and also got some money for being in second place today.

>I bet James was given an offer to let Emma win.
He was clearly trying really hard to win. She only won because she got lucky with the DDs.

The fact that you tards jump to conspiracy theorizing immediately because a woman won is moderately cringey.

>I feel like someone behind the scenes set it up for a female to beat him right before he made the record.
He seems to operate via probabilities and game theory, so that might be why he bet $3,000.

If you don't understand why he bet low on the FJ you literally have a double digit IQ. I'm not even memeing.

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Based. I hate my daughter too

pics?

>cohen

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>gets every question right
>loses to woman who gets free $11K in affirmative action daily double bux
I don't think this semen-slurping show is for me

What a cutie.

EVERY SINGLE TIME

>Wins every game because he abuses the daily doubles
>Loses because someone else got all the daily doubles
pottery

>when you're nervous in public and you don't know what to do so you go into your "flirty" routine

probably a habit triggered by being on camera if you catch my drift

This is so brazen, it comes off as sarcasm at first.I laughed out loud.

He should have checked these.

You are unironically the definition of an incel

God I fucking hate this hapa kike faggot

anybody with half a brain can tell the dude took the dive, there was no reason to bet small. probably got told to let the woman win or have a hoard of femanazis on his social media asking for his death.

>Trebek announces he has cancer
>Suddenly one of the best players of all time comes on
>Trebek announces remission
>Best player promptly leaves

HMMMMMMM

It honestly took two people to beat James. Emma by her self would not stand a chance. The middle guy also contributed to James's loss. He was just as good at the buzzer as the other 2 with the questions he knew. So even if Emma didn't know certain questions the middle guy would.

Plus that first daily double on the first question James chose was bs.

>admits women exist to ruin men's lives

Why are women so good at destroying men's dreams?

you are an extremely low intelligence person.

What’s he wrong about?

>James loses because his couldn't enact his high roll strategy and got his DDs sniped like anyone with two brain cells to smack together knew would happen eventually
>Retards are saying he threw because he was "le tired of being epic xd"

You niggers are pathetic. You talk all that good shit about playing to win but do nothing but make excuses when shit doesn't go your way

Jamescel bandwagoners stop watching my show.

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