Can we get another before and after thread?
Can we get another before and after thread?
Levi Morales
Nathaniel Fisher
are those eels?
Angel Cook
Jace Rogers
If I’m ever famous I’m gonna go out like Nicholson and Brando and just eat myself to the grave when I hit my 60s
Grayson Hughes
to be honest he needs to be addicted to something. rather it be food than coke.
Angel James
Who looks good at 82 though?
Elijah Adams
already working on it, and I'm 30.
Cameron Thompson
Friendly reminder to workout and eat healthy and never stop. I know a guy in his 60s who’s jacked as fuck with a six pack and looks badass for a 60 year old. Or you can be old and frail and thin/over weight and walk around slowly always complaining about your aches and pained. Up to you
Jacob Garcia
napkins
Thomas James
its both
Brandon Perez
Can I do this while also drinking a bottle of hard liquor a night and vape, having the occasional cigarette?
I'm probably going to kill myself when the NEET money runs out in my 40s anyway. I've already experienced 3/4ths of my life.
Ryan Howard
Leo Richardson
Joseph Lewis
Ryan Ward
I look like her when she was young and I’m a dude, it ruined twin peaks for me
Jace Young
Post pics (with dildo in ass).
Luke Foster
Julian Carter
>when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your... decade
Austin Campbell
Levi Davis
Colton Brown
Luke Martin
nuuuhhuuu french champain
Charles Sanchez
Still looks wholesome. I wanna hug that fucker
Matthew Moore
Cameron Wood
Looks like he is walking his drunk dad.
Owen Clark
would kiss Fraser's forehead.
Ryder Peterson
Josiah Moore
Are you a rich and famous actor?
Christian Wood
>Marriage,not even once
Jaxon Garcia
Parker Cooper
Cooper Jenkins
He's worse now.
Nathaniel Morgan
Dylan Barnes
alcohol to heroin?
Nolan Hernandez
lol, what do you think. I'm just done
Colton Jenkins
I feel like we're losing him
Eli Fisher
She turned into Bruce Vilanch.
Thomas White
Literally my transformation over the last 8 years except I'm way younger lol
Michael Bailey
>Hey Doc, gimmie that Michael Myers look
Christian Sullivan
Rich and still gets to scale this smoke-show every night. Life is not bad for little people as long as you are rich.
Julian Roberts
Gavin Evans
He has Jesus on his side.
David Perry
love this breeding sow
Jose Thomas
post feet
Owen Wilson
>imhotep caught up with this nigga
Lucas Thompson
Luke Evans
>model
Alexander Thomas
Gladly for him,he has great beard genetics
Jose Bell
Doesn't even look like the same person.
Jacob Foster
Still looks good
James Morales
She just had the excess fat and skin around her eyelids removed
Brie Larson did the same thing and a nose job just slowly over a long period of time
Only reason zellweger was so noticeable was because no one had seen her for years and suddenly she looked like that
David Jones
Ba haha!
Leo Gutierrez
Joseph Foster
Nicholas Adams
Oliver Torres
Whatever happened to this guy?
Blake Brown
I don't think a heavy alcoholic could get it up.
Gabriel Garcia
Adrian Baker
Nah they'll both have heart attacks. Just go for relaxed walks
Bentley Garcia
I was surprised that a woman was aging so much better than a guy until I found out that she's almost a decade younger than him.
William Adams
They can’t. :/ Then they get their feelings hurt, maybe cry a little, pass out, and blame you the next afternoon after they emerge from their black out.
Anthony Clark
He won woman of the year a couple years ago
Joshua Price
Wyatt Brown
ya seethe?
Liam Long
Alexander Jones
Perfection
Jaxson Roberts
That man has aged incredibly well good damn
Eli Howard
I don’t remember her looking as good as on the left
Chase Hughes
that's not a bald spot
the goddamn jews burned a yarmulke into his head
Cooper Turner
Ethan Rogers
Good Lord he's fucking disgusting.
Lucas Lopez
Post the after-alimony pics...
His shit has recently been thoroughly unfucked.
Ethan Collins
>just eat myself to the grave when I hit my 60s
Nicholson is like 88 years old
Brody Collins
looks like one of those super realistic old man masks
Michael Evans
Seriously guys, how the fuck do I avoid JUSTing myself.
Hunter Harris
don't get plastic surgery and don't eat like shit when you get older
Henry Brown
it basically is a mask at this point
Cooper Evans
Winona has aged very well regardless.
Matthew Stewart
>Don't Drink
>Don't Smoke
>Don't Get Married (to a Cunt)
>Work Out
>Wear Sunscreen
Xavier Green
I'm probably skinnier than him. Fug.
Logan Murphy
I still wonder how we'd think of him if he maintained that wall he hit back in 2013
Isaac Campbell
CORDELL!
Logan Russell
>don't drink
>don't smoke
>too ugly to get married
>it's never sunny here
Just got to lift some weights then
Eli Garcia
Adrian Ortiz
>old man does whatever he wants
Gabriel Robinson
Fucking delete this
Juan Price
still hot
Levi Russell
Fat Keanu is best Keanu. He looks so happy!
Ayden Murphy
I know this isn't an original bit but there's a part of me that's convinced the Yarmulke is designed the way it is because of how common that pattern of baldness is among Jewish men.
I should know, I have it.
Cameron Flores
Wtf. He packed it on and somehow still managed to look ten years younger. What sort of black magic is this???
Lucas Reyes
HOW
O
W
Joshua Bennett
Welles was never good looking
In Citizen Kane when playing young Kane he was just as made up as when he played old Kane: he wore a toupee, fish scales pulled back the skin of his face, he wore a girdle
Welles always used a lot of make up in films, and especially fake noses
Only 1 film has him with no make up or even a fake nose: The Third Man
And he is very haggard in that
Josiah Barnes
MOMMY
Joseph Stewart
There's an entire episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm about this.
Christian Jackson
watch out he's gonna rant about using drugs
James Morales
Based hapa genetics.
Jeremiah Morales
based john fortnite
Brody Murphy
Mason Parker
Looks like Brian Wilson
Oliver Nelson
whats wrong with his hair
too much booze
Parker Long
Mel’s still got it
Michael Sanchez
MOMMY GIB MILKIES
Xavier Russell
how did her eyes get narrower?
I didn't think they even made tom waits tshirts
Justin Turner
It's like her nose and mouth is bigger than the rest of the face
Gavin Powell
did you never see her in the 1990s?
Aiden Ross
the absolute FUCKING rotundity
Carson Jones
did she get hotter?
Joshua Nguyen
I'm horny for hapas lads
Elijah Moore
>you'll never marry a solid 10 cute who'll still look great at 50
Liam Foster
he deserves it
Camden Rogers
You can drink in moderation just fine
Anthony Allen
Grayson Taylor
Hair plugs probably
Parker Ramirez
The secret is to never be super fit, so you can gain and lose weight and it’s not a huge deal. I was really fit in my early 20s and now that I’m 31 and chubby it’s very noticeable.
Levi Torres
>tfw the Chantix kicks in
Nathaniel Cox
Uma Thurman was ugly even in 90s, she was never pretty, just elegant
Jaxon Ross
Its still criminal that he was overlooked for Fury Road.
There was no need for a replacement considering Mel has kept himself in shape the whole time. Could have even fit the next installment if they went though with it.
Ian Robinson
It's a big grave
Brody Phillips
>The game was rigged from the start
Ian Phillips
Fuck, that would have been so kino. And I bet it would have opened bigger, too.
You'd think Miller would have been ok with an older lead considering he's ancient, too. I guess he was too bluepilled to go for it.
Jonathan Sullivan
Jaxon Foster
>tfw I don't look half as good as those guys in their youth
>can't even imagine what will become of me when I hit 40 ~ 50
Sebastian Powell
looks like steven tyler
Connor Carter
Grayson Robinson
Honestly I'd rather fuck the one on the right, she looks like she enjoys a dick in her ass.
David Thompson
BOG'D
David Bennett
is mike trying to catch up to the rest of the fat fucks on their channel? he's chunking out fast
Bentley Rodriguez
2012 might be during her heroin addiction.
Elijah Roberts
courteney loves the cox
Hudson Walker
That nigger looks like Neil Patrick Harris.
Blake Foster
It's 10x worse to have experienced peak looks/sexiness and then have to face 40-50 years of slow descent into ugly oldness. This is why you shouldn't put a ton of stock into looks, they are fleeting and half of your life will be spent without them.
Daniel Watson
Eli Lewis
I can only assume its cause Mel was still heavily blacklisted by Hollywood at the time
Lincoln Morales
She disappeared didn't she
Adam Murphy
Anthony Gutierrez
Liam Flores
based and MUUAAAAAAHpilled
Justin Mitchell
nooooooooooo she looks like a fucking ayy now.
Gavin James
look like eels
Colton Campbell
Jace Scott
Here's the updated version. I think she went a little too far this time.
Robert Smith
Fury Road has a pretty obvious feminist subplot and the girls in the movie are pretty hardcore feminists irl like Kravitz's daughter and Theron
It'd never happen with Mel
Even George Miller is against him now probably
Easton Lewis
did your OG childhood waifu survive, Yea Forums?
Justin Ramirez
he's only 48
Jason Lewis
Ahh so this is why Rodgers left
Luke Young
but why post yoko ono?
Brandon Edwards
He wasn't satisfied with just one woman. He really, really likes women.
Matthew Sanchez
only if you dont take care of yourself
>drink water
>moisturize
>exercise fairly regularly
>stop drinking and doing drugs like you did when you were in your twenties after you hit 30
put a little bit of effort into self care and take the edge off
Xavier Sullivan
>I didn't think they even made tom waits tshirts
that's why it's cool
Mason Nguyen
lmfao
Jacob Nguyen
>Amanda Bynes and Lindsey Lohan
>not even fucking salvageable at this point
14 year old me would be devastated
Elijah Johnson
i wanna eat her ass
Jaxon Richardson
I want mommy Hillary Duff
Anthony Thomas
this one got me
Cooper Morales
i dont know who third from right is but she seemed to do pretty well
Connor Richardson
FFUUUUUCKKKKK FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKKK
Elijah Russell
Yes user Jack Nicholson is eating eels at a Los Angeles Lakers game
Daniel Cox
Isaac Ward
Did you click on Mel on accident? He looks like shit it's just the beard covering his face
Adam Hughes
>not using a picture of her from Goodfellas
Asher Harris
Is it worse to go full wraith mode like Depp or to get fat like Fraser?
Obviously the ideal aging mode is to remain creepily unchanged like Leto / Keanu but they're fucking freaks, most of us are gonna have to go one way or the other.
Caleb Campbell
Best outcome is to die relatively young
Christopher Allen
BOGGED
Adam Anderson
Isn't Amanda Bynes batshit insane at this point? Someone over at Nickelodeon sure diddled her hard (We all know who).
Brayden Gonzalez
Gabriel Anderson
Based Dolph
Caleb Cooper
>Tori Amos got plastic surgery and looks like a freak now
>Lara Flynn Boyle got plastic surgery and looks like a freak now
>Zellwegger got plastic surgery and looks like a freak now
>Mickey Rourke got plastic surgery and looks like a freak now
>Courtney Cox got plastic surgery and looks like a freak now
>D'arcy from the Smashing Pumpkins got plastic surgery and looks like a freak now
>Munn got plastic surgery and looks like a freak now
when will they learn
Parker Moore
I don't know, man. Those old fat bastards seem to love life.
Liam Baker
He could if he wanted. He probably has a eel guy on staff.
Angel Rivera
I wonder why he's not cast in more stuff
Schwarze and Stallone are still around doing movies and he looks as good if not better than both
>Expendables was 10 years ago
Jack Lee
don't you dare make fun of him
he's a good man
Ryan Brooks
Literally looks the same except for the hairstyle, what kind of forbidden magic is this.
Jackson Johnson
Don’t smoke or drink regularly. Oldest lady in the world a while back had a few cigs a week. A cigar and wine every now and then is perfectly fine.
Brayden Flores
was it depression?
Samuel Sanchez
Ryan Russell
shit's not even funny dude
he legit has horrible health problems
Jordan Allen
Gandolfini was never hot though so he technically never hit the wall
Jose Cox
He better thank God for those hair genes.
Grayson Scott
It's still an inevitability. I'm saying don't put so much stock in vanity, work on things you can maintain.
Grayson Brooks
this is fine because she had a daughter that almost looks like her clone
Gavin Hernandez
still hot
Mason Gomez
He doesn't want to, he's still focusing on scientific research first and holding onto his dream of winning a Nobel, for real. He's delusional.
Oliver Brooks
She only looked good in The Mask.
Joshua Murphy
That's fucking crazy
It's like he aged 40 years in 4
Lincoln Perry
i'm liking where this is going
Christian Lewis
Bentley Campbell
Josiah Parker
jesus
I think I'd rather fuck Charlie than his angel
Ayden Bailey
Seriously? That’s an actual shame. I gotta look it up. I always liked Jet.
Jacob Russell
Moral of the story seems to be you can get old and still look good, but for the love of god just don't get fat.
Hudson Clark
wow
Austin Phillips
wrong
Robert Hill
Dad bod is the ultimate form when you're older. Just a bit of fat and muscle will do you good.
Justin Morales
Cameron Diaz has always been an overrated whore. She didn't even look that good when she was young.
Anthony Lee
haha imagine if she was farting haha
Jack Fisher
I drink a lot and lift and tan, but have great age genetics. What cancels what out?
Jason Cooper
That's what ruined it for me. Nothing against Bane, but god damn would it have been insanely good to see Mad Mel in this scene
Jackson Long
he broke his knee dude
Easton Garcia
Joshua Bennett
Depp is literally a meth addict. Being a little pudgy is fine.
Austin Edwards
Dude what
Leo Hernandez
AIDS is a helluva disease.
Angel Torres
Which version would have more heat?
Jayden Ortiz
Adam Cruz
The one on the right looks like me and it hurts to look at it
Luis Reed
Looks like they put her head in a vise and squeezed....
Lucas Mitchell
>he broke his knee
And ate too many calories...
Liam Green
Watch Dangerous Liasions, she goes full nude and it's a kino movie besides
Asher Butler
THAT'S STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM
Ethan Torres
I'm glad that ERW is doing OK
Anthony Gutierrez
He clearly has AIDS
Benjamin Baker
Then do something about it.
Nolan Brown
Lucas Lopez
that daughter IS her clone and its not a daughter its a tranny son. the real Uma was killed after filming of Kill Bill Vol 1.
Chase Williams
illuminati clones
Dylan Miller
He doesn't look filthy rich
Benjamin Jackson
Good Lord, she became a tranny!
Hunter Parker
John Bailey
>thicc mommy give milkies XD
Autism
Jayden Jones
wife material
Josiah Hall
I refuse to believe that.
Parker Williams
you know what dude
Thomas Wilson
Jackson Perry
He ended up looking like Artie Lange
Zachary Lee
WELCOME TO MCDONALDS
WE GOT SHAKES AND FRIES
Christopher Butler
serves her right for breaking trent's heart. on the other hand, we got pretty hate machine out of it
Jayden Gomez
W2c Tom Waits shirt?
Parker Sanchez
the olsen twins are skeletons that only come out in the sun like once every three years alexis bledel is still pretty hot so id call it a win. she was my favorite anyway
Anthony Jenkins
the same Biel after many years
Jaxon Miller
....mmmhh.... WELCOME.... MEGATRONNNNN....
Joseph Cox
Even a bloated Mel would have brought that silent intensity Max needed. He was great in The Expendables sequel.
Jaxon Hernandez
Liam Taylor
Jack had his fun. He was apart of Hollywood when it wasn't a Liberal/SJW cesspool. When actors were actors and not activist. He is allowed to eat drink and fuck before he meets the maker.
Aaron Brown
He's been in plenty of stuff lately.
Aiden Russell
reminder that keanu is immortal
Joseph Thompson
he was in creed 2, but it was shit.
Cameron Robinson
Hold my hand
Jackson Jenkins
Jaxson Kelly
Nathan Perez
Carter Anderson
Absolutely caked in make-up.
Nathaniel Bennett
When you have no fats there is no where for the wrinkles to hide. Like a 65 year olds abs; better days were 40 years ago but you're still king of your age bracket.
Owen Richardson
why does life have to be this way?
Levi Jackson
he looks like he has assburgers
Levi Rodriguez
Probably caught Charlie's AIDS.
Aiden Hughes
JUMPSTART MY HEART
youtube.com
Ian Ramirez
I know he'll probably never reach his prime form, but fuck am I glad for him to be free of alimony. Maybe then he can try and reach that form once again.
Landon Morales
Uma was always kind of odd looking in the eyes. She looks great for 50, probably takes care of herself.
Isaac Ramirez
Perpetual stroke
Jaxson Harris
Is this shopped?
Jason Martinez
oh man that's sad
youtube.com
Charles Williams
She just was in one of those diary movies a few years ago and she looked great. Wtf happened?
Caleb Green
looks better now. naomi is based
Gavin Thompson
for you
Nicholas Perez
PUNISHED
AND
JUSTED
Lincoln Ward
no
Ryan Gutierrez
Father time is coming. For all of us, motherfuckers.
Enjoy your youth to the fullest, and squeeze the enjoyment out of every day you can.
Jason Martinez
I'll be a no kiss shut in loser and play videogames, thanks.
Ayden Brown
why is she smiling so aggressively that her face is about to explode?
Parker Ramirez
God I love the chan...only place I can find my exact sentiments regularly posted by others.
Nathaniel Hall
This is called
"Plastic surgery for one angle without considering another"
Very common problem. I bet she still looks amazing straight on.
Robert Rogers
>Age genetics
Disregard until you're old enough to know if you got the genes or not.
Intentionally tanning is godawful for your complexion in the long run. If you're Mediterranean, SE Asian, etc you'll be better off than an Irishman but you're still getting a radiation burn when you sit in the sun, even if you don't see it. Eventually your skin forgets how to properly repair itself.
Angel Russell
>Enjoy your youth to the fullest
but i'm ugly lmao
Matthew Gomez
is her face trying to tell us that her lips are jewish?
Jack Nguyen
My keys
Andrew Evans
>rotundity
Going to use that a lot more.
Justin Kelly
>Oldest lady in the world a while back had a few cigs a week
Some people nerver smoke and have horrible cancers
if you wanna drink and smoke go ahead, but don't fool yourself
Dominic Bennett
Perfectly fibe, good for him
Joshua Gomez
He looks better
Caleb Ross
Imagine all the pussy he slayed during his golden years.
Sebastian Watson
that’s like five years old, he’s fine these days
Liam Jones
It's funny because he's in that movie
Carson Williams
Why does he wear the mask?
Bentley Lopez
He looks like that one friend who would always pick you up in his car
Leo Lewis
who cares loser? What a pathetic and depressing blogpost
David Butler
>just turned 32
>still in shape but tired
>literally zero benefits
Can I stop now?
Connor Price
kek
Christian Long
Is that App that removes makeup from peoples faces still around?
David Lewis
Wasnt it removed because it was sexist? Or some other insane reason
Easton Nelson
Welles had the most kino senescence though
Isaiah Ward
he actually looks pretty good there
Jack Foster
Looks better. Right is a trustworthy boss, left is a quippy tard with stupid hair.
Dominic Phillips
yikes
James Martinez
Fraser is /ourguy/. Class act.
William Bailey
This is especially unsettling because she used to seem so down to earth and easy going. In interviews her sense of humor is dead.
Daniel Moore
fucking tragic
Colton Lee
wrong, they cremated him and through the ash into the ocean, he's water now
Adam Wright
wraith for sure
Gavin Taylor
It seems like fasting and meditation can subdue some stress, that and eating healthy
Michael Wood
Joseph Anderson
four sebens
Brandon Cruz
Who was it?
Robert Turner
he just got old. so what
Jason Long
10/10 reference smoothskin
Jayden Cruz
It looks like he stayed out of the sun during his adult years.
The sun ages you.
Easton Gray
I WANT HER ASS TO EAT ME
Jose Cook
he was just bulking
Evan Powell
>had to marry a good charlotte mallpop fag
kek
Camden Long
this is what a rapetrain from the pussy posse does
it also lead to that bobcat marriage
Jordan Cruz
that was for a role
Jack Torres
This physically hurts me
Why do they always fall for the marriage trap lads
Jonathan Flores
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
Chase Lopez
is that Neil Patrick Harris?
Noah White
>those hips
>those legs
>those milkies
perfection
Landon Rogers
she turned into Rosie O'Donnell
Chase Price
Chantix, not even once
Tyler Myers
Shatner.
Josiah White
I've wanted to fuck her since Freaks and Geeks.
Easton Taylor
still fucking hot
Michael Garcia
it wasn't the marriage, it was the sexual assault, he said it himself
Nolan Cook
What a lovely woman. She's transitioning from MILF to GMILF very nicely.
Brayden Foster
The dark rings under his eyes makes him look like an opiate addict
Joseph Powell
Still would.
Elijah Carter
Mason Thomas
Lol yeah same
Jonathan Ramirez
Landon Scott
Hes always wearing eye liner too. Looks weird as fuck
Camden Watson
he became a fucking wax figure
Jonathan Diaz
he's a literal ubermensch
Asher Ortiz
Is she in witness protection?