Nip/Tuck

>when Matt became a mime
This was the best arc in the whole series desu.

...Well, I laughed. I'm looking for alight but good enough show to relax to and shitpost after all the studying and chores and shit (I've fucked up my classes and really need to get in shape if I've got any intention of graduating on time and not taking another year or two). I'm not looking for a new Sopranos, I've watched all the prestige stuff, from L O S T to Patriot.
I heard he got in jail and became a boytoy.

The main thing I remember from this show was that mac’s mom from always sunny donates her skin to some burn victim

It's among the top 3 never discussed shows on Yea Forums, alongside The Shield and Oz. It takes a severe dip in quality after season 4.

Nah, I've seen the odd Shield and Oz thread (never seen either, waiting for some 1080p torrent on the former), but never come across a Nip/Tuck thread. One reason I want to see it is because it's THE 2000s show for me after L O S T, and I was too young to properly watch it. Maybe it's nostalgia, dunno.

Matt always looked to me like Michael Jackson's creepy offspring and him as a mime was the perfect plotline for that weirdo

there came a point where it was like the universe was just constantly shitting on him desu

wasn't this guy in Charmed? wasn"t it at the same time?
also wasn't he Dr Doom?

Charmed run from 1998 to 2006. Nip/Tuck started in 2003, so yeah, there was overlap. And yeah, he was Doom. The poor guy read about the character, developed a slight accent and thought he'd do all the magic science shit, and then just got turned into an evil CEO.

honestly dr troys acting career should've taken off even after that Fantastic Four bullshit, the dude was handsome enough and he could play a complete asshole pretty well. or i dunno, maybe like other actors he disappeared into some TV role and i never saw him again because i dont have cable.

The Shield is on Hulu in HD if you don't want to wait for the torrent. Oz is on Amazon Prime streaming.

This show made me extremely uncomfortable.

And not just because of my latent homosexuality and disgusting and hideous body.

He only did a flick a year that nobody watched. But it's not like he needs the money. His dad's a Sir and was the Prime Minister. His mom's a lady. He had a chaffeur drive him to school. He began as a model. He just did flicks for shits and giggles and in order to find women to fuck.
Eh, I'm downloading this and I have Person Of Interest to finish. By then QxR will have propably downloaded it.
I have a bit of body dysmorphia (even have a nose job scheduled for June), but honestly, from the Pilot and the various clips, it mostly puts me in my place and stops me from having crazy thoughts and being like their psycho patients.

It went to shit after 2. Has occasional moments and semi-good arcs from thereon in. Otherwise nah.

Remember when one of them was raped by a guy who had no dick so he used a dildo?

>dad's a sir and prime minister and mom's a lady and he had a chaffeur and started as a model
And here I was feeling bad for the guy's tanked acting career. I guess he's coping well enough.

It was Gina not Kimber

At the time it was a great pulpy schlocky guilty pleasure of the early 2000s. Don't know how it holds up to newcomers in this day and age compared to when it came on and was FX's first time in experimenting in being more like premium cable networks but on basic cable.

He was married to Kylie Minogue's sister, then dumped her for Brooke Burns, had a daughter, then dumped Burns and now has remarried. The guy's living the dream.

Remember when one of them had a stalker who pumped some guy with teddie bear insides?

And then there was the time he considered doing gay porn for Kimber's porn mogul BF in an effort to try and get her back and when he shows up to set the other gay porn actors smile and chuckle at him since he's the next poor little white guy

I watched it when it aired because I'm not an underage like you.

Show gets boring after the first season. Stop shilling and end your life.

Gets imbecile after the first season

No, its the reason why you shouldnt watch tv series, they all go down the same, even GoT

Remember the time when Matt got a Aryan waifu played flawlessly by Brittany Snow and gets kidnapped along with a trans but manage to turn the table and kill the dad and bury him and it's never mentioned again

This really was the American Horror Story-tier trashy soap opera before AHS, huh

>McMahon was born in Sydney, the son of Sir William McMahon, a prominent Australian politician, and Lady McMahon (née Sonia Hopkins), a socialite and fashion icon. His father was a Member of the Australian House of Representatives and a high-ranking minister in the 24-year Liberal Government for many years before Julian's birth; he became the 20th Prime Minister of Australia in March 1971, when Julian was two years old. His mother left their three children in the care of a nanny to be with her husband in Canberra during his Prime Ministership. He has an older sister, Melinda, and a younger sister, Deborah. He is of Irish descent through his father.

>McMahon was educated at the private, boys-only, Sydney Grammar School, which his father had attended. He briefly studied law at the University of Sydney and economics at the University of Wollongong. McMahon found no interest in his studies, and began a modelling career. He became known as a model in various fashion capitals, such as Milan, London, New York City, Rome, and Paris.

>McMahon's decision to drop out of his university studies caused a rift between him and his parents. However, they reconciled before his father's death in 1988.

>McMahon jokingly noted in an interview with Jimmy Kimmel that his mother [was] "a very scary lady", because she would visit him on the set of his films and patronise him whenever he finished filming a scene.

Sounds like a bittersweet life. On one hand, he lived as UltraChad since he was a kid. On the other he has a shitty familial life and relationships.

>but I watched the Pilot already, and it seemed pretty based.
lol wait a while, you'll see. It's Ryan Murphy so don't set your expectations so high.

I searched for random quotes, and got this:
>Christian: [attempting to pick up a girl at a lesbian bar] I can munch, dive and fish better than any girl in this place. Plus I have in my possession a very life-like dildo just in case you decide to get kinky.
Dunno, it seems pretty based compared to today's schlock. The coalburning mudshark is a literal AIDS-ridden whore with mental issues.

It sure was. Just now remembering the airplane crash episode and the ending. What a weird goddamn thing to do.

I don't remember a goddamn thing about it except for a few key moments beyond the couch fucker. 10 years from now, I want to go back and watch all the trashy bullshit from my college years.

Lol Christian definitely had the best lines. Admittedly a guilty pleasure, but terrible by no means. Wonderfully crazy is a great way to describe it, but at one point the show moves location to Los Angeles and just wanders all over the place quality-wise. Either way you're in for a ride.
>The coalburning mudshark is a literal AIDS-ridden whore with mental issues.
Lol yeah Gina and her fucking sexcapades. I remember the actress used to be a show called Boston Public playing a teacher among many others working and dealing with the shit that comes connecting to students at an inner-city high school so seeing her as a colossal whore was pretty funny. She's Christian's exact female doppleganger which is why they get along oh so well.

Like I said, I'm not looking for anything cerebral, just some wacky shit to have on background and chuckle at while eating lunch/dinner, to take my mind off things for an hour.

He was in The Runaways recently. Bad guy is the only good thing he can do.

Yeah, I've seen him doing small parts on tv and he's either a bad guy or just a cocky asshole. Which he pulls off well enough, desu, but yeah.

He fucked his sister, didn't he?

It’s 2000sKino. Make of that what you will...

Which one?

First time I saw Kate Mara and Sophia Bush in anything was when they were lezzy cheerleaders in Nip Tuck youtube.com/watch?v=f1UN71uYxmo

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Christian has one episode where he told a woman that had her clit chopped off he could still get her off.

Yep. Aisha Tyler played her iirc youtube.com/watch?v=Na8AJRKq130

H-How?! Will watching this show give me good tips and sex powers for when I finally get laid?

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>a whole lot "deeper" than it seems.
you're gonna drop that notion so fucking fast when you get to the weirder episodes

fpbp

All you'll get out of it is that you're like Matt, but really more Sean, and you're definitely not christian.

But I wanna become Christian!

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Dr. Troy's secret to the confidence and game that got him into someone's bed every night was having a 10 inch cock so probably not unless you alreacy pack one of those

W-Wait, is this canon?! Well then, consider the show dropped; I can’t relate to supreme ThunderCocks! They make me too jealous...

t.6”er bonepressed

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We all did, user. We all did. Best you can do is find a girl like Ava and hope for the best.

youtu.be/ZgM3a_8Vq7c
skip to 3:08

context is that the women on the table are "auditioning" doctors for their next plastic surgery

I never wanted to be a womanizer as a kid; I never really bought into it. Not even know do I want to. But considering I’m in my early 20s and still a KHV, I’m hoping to make money, sleep around, get over my sexual problems, so that in my late 30s when I meet the right gal, I’ll not be an insecure mess. I need to become a man who’re first, otherwise I’ll be a constantly paranoid fag with insecurity. I’m not even ugly, just made some genuine awful choices.

>tfw you get cucked by Tyrion Lannister

Well, guess I’m not going to watch this now. It’s gonna make me see the too much. At least with Mad Men Don never whipped it out and had ED. Also, the dialogue was shit, so you anons really weren’t kidding about the dip in quality.

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*seethe

Dammit, why is every protagonist in such shows a supreme power fantasy? Chad ThunderCocks are already knee-deep in pussy either way, let the rest of us self-insert in more average people...

I tell ya that Matt got into some wild adventures. youtube.com/watch?v=xslZ2nKGJ0c

I remember it being gayer than Will and Grace.

Somebody post that webm about the closet
You know the one

I think it was season four that a psychologist was literally playing Sean and Christian into going homo for each other

>Is this THE top
why do zoomers post like twitter twats?

>Ram Peters

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But how can he be the poor little white guy if he’s 6’2” with a 10” cock?

Well he sure didn't inherit Christian's cock with that weak willed upbringing by Sean.

Oh, I thought the one doing the faglord was Troy, not Matt. Yeah, that dude would be the poor little white boy.

lol it is about two omega males trying to please random women at all cost.

Escobar was great youtube.com/watch?v=Vh8hZSXjVes

>lol
embarrassing

I remember watching it years ago where one of the teenagers was molested by his mother who was actually a tranny, the actress was hot as fuck and it was pretty hot.

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Yep. Ah memories youtube.com/watch?v=oDfwrkTKbqU