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BOW YA SHITS

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he cute

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>My hips are moving on their own!

>can’t stop reading Jon/Dany smut fics

Help me

I BEND THE KNEE

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Banned when?

I BEND THE KNEE!!

We needed more Jaime and Brienne moments

They're the best parts of Season 2 and Season 3

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>Your favourite male and female got char
Pic related.

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*picture of oathsex*

Watching Season 3 Episode 9 lads

Here it comes....

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And so he spoke, that lord of House Glover
And now the rains, weep over his halls with no one there to hear

JonArya will be canon in the books, deal with it Jonerys plebs

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Fool me once....

>the culling of King's Landing begins as Dany starts to incinerate the whole city
>the savage Unsullied begin to slaughter the people
>Jon Snow and Davos stand conflicted watching all of this
>suddenly we see a blade go through an Unsullied
>as the blade is pulled out the body falls showing from behind is none other then Stannis Baratheon
>Jon and Davos are awestruck but the savage Grey Worm rushes towards the one true king mumbling in the savage language of his
>All for naught though as the one true king cuts him down in one swing
>Davos is shaken as he starts kneeling "Y-Your grace....your alive!"
>Stannis looks radiant in the backdrop
>"I told you I would claim what is mine by rite Ser Davos."
>Dany continues her genocidal purge of King's Landing
>"First though I will strike down this filthy usurper once and for all!"
>Davos looks back at the screaming dragon then back at Stannis "but your grace...she has a dragon!"
>Stannis looks up then back at Davos "And?"

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hilarious that they used the same lighting and make up tactics to make dany look pretty as they did in aryas sex scene

>male
Stannis Baratheon
>female
Olenna Tyrell

CUTE

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>implying Dany isn't always pretty
we see you roastie

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>Not JonxDanyxArya

>to make dany look pretty
>implying dany isn't pretty

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>mfw the laptop cord by his leg

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I just can't imagine her as smoking hot teenage dragon queen, she looks like a wine aunt
"to old" -Meryn

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>male
S1-S7 Jon Snow
>female
S7-S8 Dany

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>not JonxDanyxAryaxSansa
harem ending is where is at

Stannis & Punished Dany

Why was season 7 Dany SO FUCKING GOOD lads
What went wrong

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Season 7 Jon, season 7 Dany. I want to go back bros

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When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves. When your womb quickens again, and you bear a living child. Then, and not before.

Stannis
Melly

“Is that the way of it? A man may have wits, or a bit of meat between his legs, but not both?” Varys tittered. “Perhaps I should be grateful I was cut, then.”

The Spider was right. Tyrion groped through the dragon-haunted darkness for his smallclothes, feeling wretched. The risk he was taking left him tight as a drumhead, and there was guilt as well. The Others can take my guilt, he thought as he slipped his tunic over his head. Why should I be guilty? My wife wants no part of me, and most especially not the part that seems to want her. Perhaps he ought to tell her about Shae. It was not as though he was the first man ever to keep a concubine. Sansa’s own oh-so-honorable father had given her a bastard brother. For all he knew, his wife might be thrilled to learn that he was fucking Shae, so long as it spared her his unwelcome touch.

No, I dare not. Vows or no, his wife could not be trusted. She might be maiden between the legs, but she was hardly innocent of betrayal; she had once spilled her own father’s plans to Cersei. And girls her age were not known for keeping secrets.

The only safe course was to rid himself of Shae. I might send her to Chataya, Tyrion reflected, reluctantly. In Chataya’s brothel, Shae would have all the silks and gems she could wish for, and the gentlest highborn patrons. It would be a better life by far than the one she had been living when he’d found her.
Or, if she was tired of earning her bread on her back, he might arrange a marriage for her. Bronn, perhaps? The sellsword had never balked at eating off his master’s plate, and he was a knight now, a better match than she could elsewise hope for. Or Ser Tallad? Tyrion had noticed that one gazing wistfully at Shae more than once. Why not? He’s tall, strong, not hard to look upon, every inch the gifted young knight. Of course, Tallad knew Shae only as a pretty young lady’s maid in service at the castle. If he wed her and then learned she was a whore . . .

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I'm glad I'm here with you Yea Forums, here at the end of all /got/

Season 7, as retarded as it was, really did save Dany

>pic
And now the show's ruined the books. D&D really fucking did it. George will never get me to accept Sansa Queen in the North, Arya the Explorer, Bran the Broken and the Six Kingdoms

I don't know how this can be called an ending with the implication that zombie dragon Hitler comes back and literally burns them all

Season 7 dany was still written poorly like the other seasons but it was nice to see her actually interact with the rest of the story.

none of that was told to dumb and dumber.

She's Azor Azhai, of course Dany is coming back.

How can she be Azor Ahai if Jaime is?

Dany getting tsundere for Jon was cute though

Based

why do people think the battle of the bastards will happen? jon is dead

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user, it's time to face facts. Bran's actor confirmed Bran the Broken is straight from George and George's blog post about the ending being the same focused too much on how his books have more characters. the main characters will end up in the same places just differently.

Like we already know Dany won't get killed by Jon for burning King's Landing because that's just a season 2 callback which is before George told them what happens to her

Finna boutta watch Robb Stark get BTFOd

/ourguy/ Edmure being one of the only Survivors of the Red Wedding

It’s weird that the first two characters to finally intersect were Sansa and Jon, who didn’t even like each other

They're clearly setting up for a sequel:
>Drogon brings Dany's corpse to Volantis, Kinvara revives her
>she goes to Asshai to study blood magic and prepare her revenge
>Sansa tries to keep the North isolated from Southron affairs, but the lords are about to rebel
>Bran seems to be an aloof ruler who's simply lucky, but is actually an omniscient Machiavellian tyrant who executes his enemies before they pose a threat
>Jon and Tormund go to the Lands of Always Winter, find what seems to be remains of White Walker civilization
>uncover terrible and eldritch magics that created them
>Arya gets shipwrecked off of Americos, her crew sacrificed by not-Aztecs
>she flees into the jungle, only to find far more dangerous beasts lurking in there

Stannis will win, if anything there will be a battle of bastards but it will be jon & allies vs tommen or jon & allies vs faegon

Oh, I already know the old gods will win via Bran. That's obvious to any bookreader.

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Game of Thrones, GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME

Just like everything it was rushed but it was refreshing to see Dany take off her queenly haughtiness for a change

>neither of them ever really think of each other, except in negative or vaguely VAGUELY nostalgic ways

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Me on the left

George isn't even done with TWoW yet, the fuck are you on about?

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN

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catelyn tully, the worse or the WORSE?

Hnnng that Asha

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No Gods, No Kings, Only Dany

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>no purple eyes

Only have one of those

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“Ser Garlan is not a member of the Kingsguard,” the queen said. “When the queen’s honor is at issue, law and custom require that her champion be one of the king’s sworn seven. The High Septon will insist, I fear.” I will make certain of it.
Margaery did not answer at once, but her brown eyes narrowed in suspicion. “Blount or Trant,” she said at last. “It would have to be one of them. You’d like that, wouldn’t you? Osney Kettleblack would cut either one to pieces.”

Seven hells. Cersei donned a look of hurt. “You wrong me, daughter. All I want—”

“—is your son, all for yourself. He will never have a wife that you don’t hate. And I am not your daughter, thank the gods. Leave me.”
“You are being foolish. I am only here to help you.”
“To help me to my grave. I asked for you to leave. Will you make me call my gaolers and have you dragged away, you vile, scheming, evil bitch?”
Cersei gathered up her skirts and dignity. “This must be very frightening for you. I shall forgive those words.” Here, as at court, one never knew who might be listening. “I would be afraid as well, in your place. Grand Maester Pycelle has admitted providing you with moon tea, and your Blue Bard . . . if I were you, my lady, I would pray to the Crone for wisdom and to the Mother for her mercy. I fear you may soon be in dire need of both.”

>...

“You spoke with the queen,” the High Septon said.
She resisted the urge to say, I am the queen. “I did.”
“All men sin, even kings and queens. I have sinned myself, and been forgiven. Without confession, though, there can be no forgiveness. The queen will not confess.”
“Perhaps she is innocent.”
“She is not. Holy septas have examined her, and testify that her maidenhead is broken. She has drunk of moon tea, to murder the fruit of her fornications in her womb. An anointed knight has sworn upon his sword to having carnal knowledge of her and two of her three cousins. Others have lain with her as well, he says, and names many names of men both great and humble.”

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Help a brainlet out. Was Margaery actually drinking abortion tea for a reason or was it just faked to incite Cersei?

Im of the theory that marg is totally innocent and its all cerseis paranoia

Unknown, and her maidenhead could have been broken during horseback riding.

Nah Marg is a huge hoe, she's fucking people left and right.

Even Kettleback for all I know.

t. Cersei

Considering cersei was arrested just a few minutes after this, and that the knights she used to accuse marg end up accusing her, I think it was just to trick her

And you think HBO cares about what George (probably isn't) writing?

>its all cerseis paranoia
Pycelle was the one who said he made it for her and I don't think Cersei forced him to say that. But I was thinking she could still just ask for it knowing word would eventually reach Cersei.

Perhaps the Faith should conduct the trial?”
The High Sparrow steepled his thin hands. “I have had the selfsame thought, Your Grace. Just as Maegor the Cruel once took the swords from the Faith, so Jaehaerys the Conciliator deprived us of the scales of judgment. Yet who is truly fit to judge a queen, save the Seven Above and the godsworn below? A sacred court of seven judges shall sit upon this case. Three shall be of your female sex. A maiden, a mother, and a crone. Who could be more suited to judge the wickedness of women?”
“That would be for the best. To be sure, Margaery does have the right to demand that her guilt or innocence be proven by wager of battle. If so, her champion must be one of Tommen’s Seven.”
“The knights of the Kingsguard have served as the rightful champions of king and queen since the days of Aegon the Conqueror. Crown and Faith speak as one on this.”
Cersei covered her face with her hands, as if in grief. When she raised her head again, a tear glistened in one eye. “These are sad days indeed,” she said, “but I am pleased to find us so much in agreement. If Tommen were here I know he would thank you. Together you and I must find the truth.”

>“We shall.”

“I must return to the castle. With your leave, I will take Ser Osney Kettleblack back with me. The small council will want to question him, and hear his accusations for themselves.”

>“No,” said the High Septon.

It was only a word, one little word, but to Cersei it felt like a splash of icy water in the face. She blinked, and her certainty flickered, just a little. “Ser Osney will be held securely, I promise you.”
“He is held securely here. Come. I will show you.”
Cersei could feel the eyes of the Seven staring at her, eyes of jade and malachite and onyx, and a sudden shiver of fear went through her, cold as ice. I am the queen, she told herself. Lord Tywin’s daughter. Reluctantly, she followed.

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So in the end.....


Was Joffrey really tired?

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>male
Jaime
>female
S1-6 Cersei

>I'M NOT TIRED

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What the FUCK was his problem?

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YOURE TALKING TO A BOAR

The queen could hardly stand to look at him. She turned back to the High Septon. “What have you done?”

“We have sought after the truth, most earnestly.”

“You whipped him!”

“There can be no penance without pain. No man should spare himself the scourge, as I told Ser Osney. I seldom feel so close to god as when I am being whipped for mine own wickedness, though my darkest sins are no wise near as black as his.”

“B-but,” she sputtered, “you preach the Mother’s mercy . . .”

“Ser Osney shall taste of that sweet milk in the afterlife. In The Seven-Pointed Star it is written that all sins may be forgiven, but crimes must still be punished. Osney Kettleblack is guilty of treason and murder, and the wages of treason are death.”

He is just a priest, he cannot do this. “It is not for the Faith to condemn a man to death, whatever his offense.”

“Whatever his offense.” The High Septon repeated the words slowly, weighing them. “Strange to say, Your Grace, the more diligently we applied the scourge, the more Ser Osney’s offenses seemed to change. He would now have us believe that he never touched Margaery Tyrell. Is that not so, Ser Osney?”

Osney Kettleblack opened his eyes. When he saw the queen standing there before him he ran his tongue across his swollen lips, and said, “The Wall. You promised me the Wall.”

“He is mad,” said Cersei. “You have driven him mad.”

“Ser Osney,” said the High Septon, in a firm, clear voice, “did you have carnal knowledge of the queen?”

“Aye.” The chains rattled softly as Osney twisted in his shackles. “That one there. She’s the queen I fucked, the one sent me to kill the old High Septon. He never had no guards. I just come in when he was sleeping and pushed a pillow down across his face.”

Cersei whirled, and ran.

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The king was tired. He was shown to his room and given milk of the poppy

The king is tired

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I BEND THE KNEE

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>can't stop reading GoT smut fics in general
There's just so many...

Watch your whore mouth, The North Remembers
>female
>S7-S8 Dany
literall reddit through and through

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Based. Honestly would watch.

The ending we should have gotten.

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Why are Trouts so shit /got/

THE SHOW'S OVER

GO HOME

honestly, bran becoming king and dany going mad makes sense in the context of the books

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Please go home to /jazz/ tranny scum

no u

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So how Loose was Roose?

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>mine by rite
The rites of men?

No, at least not the way the show presented it

The laws of men and westeros yes. It's not hard to understand. Pic related

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I was making a joke about you misspelling "rights"

The one true king of westeros

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Based spanish stannisbro

Thank you for your sacrifice, comrades.

AYO HOL UP! U DUN SPEAK TO DA ONE TRUE KANG LIKE THAT! BEND THAT BITCH ASS KNEE OR I'M FIDDIN TO GET MY NIGGA DAVOS FETCH MY NINE!

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>Dear diary, last night I had a dream about Ned Umber, In my dream Ned walked and we played outside and chased each other and wrestled in the grass. Then we went inside to his room where we undressed and played around in bed. We held each other and kissed and I looked into his beautiful puppy eyes. I kissed him again and tasted the inside of his mouth. Ned smelt like grass and sunshine and I loved holding him in my arms.

>And then I woke up and realized it was only a dream ;_;

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Perhaps you should ask my brother Renly in hell what we do to degenerates.

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t. Septon Utt

THE SQUOGRES ON AN OPEN FIELD NED

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not as loose as his enemies' skin

THE BOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
IS PREGNANT

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Why did they fuck up his story so badly bros? Did they have a personal grudge against Nik?

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LADY FORLORN THIRSTS

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The High Septon tried to seize her, but he was some old sparrow and she was a lioness of the Rock! She pushed him aside and burst through the door, slamming it behind her with a clang.I need the Kettleblacks, I will send in Osfryd with the gold cloaks and Osmund with the Kingsguard, Osney will deny it all once they cut him free, and I’ll rid myself of this High Septon just as I did the other. The 4 old septas blocked her way and clutched at her with wrinkled hands. She knocked one to the floor and clawed another across the face, and gained the steps. Halfway up, she remembered Taena. It made her stumble, panting. Seven save me, she prayed. Taena knows it all. If they take her too, and whip her . . .

She ran as far as the sept, but no farther.

There were women waiting for her there, more septas and silent sisters too, younger than the four old crones below. “I am the queen,” she shouted, backing away from them. “I will have your heads for this, I will have all your heads. Let me pass.” Instead, they laid hands upon her. Cersei ran to the altar of the Mother, but they caught her there, a score of them, and dragged her kicking up the tower steps. Inside the cell three silent sisters held her down as a septa named Scolera stripped her bare. She even took her smallclothes. Another septa tossed a roughspun shift at her. “You cannot do this,” the queen kept screaming at them. “I am a Lannister, unhand me, my brother will kill you, Jaime will slice you open from throat to cunt, unhand me! I am the queen!”

“The queen should pray,” said Septa Scolera, before they left her naked in the cold bleak cell.
She was not meek Margaery Tyrell, to don her little shift and submit to such captivity. I will teach them what it means to put a lion in a cage, Cersei thought. She tore the shift into a hundred pieces, found a ewer of water and smashed it against the wall, then did the same with the chamber pot. When no one came, she began to pound on the door with her fists.

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>That iron thang is mine nigga, any bitch ass nigga dat say it's not... Finna put a cap in they ass on god

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Why's she so perfect bros?

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OHH NEEED, CAREFULLL!!! CAREFUL! THE WHOOOORE IS AT THE GATES WITH THE ARMY OF SCREAMERS AND SLAVES AND THREE - THREE - GROWN DRAGONS!

I WILL SMASH HER HEAD IN, THE WHOOORE DARES TO COME TO KING'S LANDING!! OHHHH NEDDD

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God she's so fucking cute

DA IRON PORCH IS MINES BY GIBS ME DAT OR YOURE A BITCHASS NIGGA

Not as loose as renlys asshole

It's probably how it's gonna end up in the books (i.e., Jaime fails the redemption arc and abandons Brienne, and this leads to his death). However, with D&D having shifted around so many plotlines, it inevitably meant that it was brought about in a different way. Whether it's before or after the Long Night, whether Cersei is pregnant, whether she's even still alive (he could die trying to avenge her), and plenty of other things could be different in the books. But either way, it's clear that he isn't meant for a happy ending with Brienne.

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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This video has better writing than the whole season

Would the show have been better with Stoneheart?

>First we ate the horses homie
>we ain't ridin or dyin anywhere
>not with our crib surrounded
>couldn't feed the muthafuckas so fine
>then the cats...never liked the little muthafuckas so fine
>I do like dogs....they keep it real but we ate them shieeet
>Then the rats my nigga
>the night before you showed up my nigga I thought my ho was dying

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Loras was obviously the bottom in that relationship.

I think it's funny how she went from a hated character here to waifu status by the end

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emilia was always a top tier waifu
dany started getting likeable in s7

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How did Stannis lose so badly?

Maybe in the show, probably not even there

D&D fanfiction.

Nah, jaime killing cersei will be his redemption arc, not a beutiful, romantic scene. He will kill her so she doesnt put fire on the wildfire under kingslanding. Another kingslayer moment, if you think of it. He will die trying to save everyone

Jaime and Meera

By their appearence it would appear as if renly was the top but loras was a knight and in their private scenes dominated little effiminate renly and even told him not to be such a little bitch afraid of blood. Renly was definitely the bottom.

Invading Russia in late fall.

Character assassination

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20 gud guys

>"Oh so this character that is well liked...well let's just make him do the opposite of the books and make them hate him! Aren't we so based??!!!- D&D

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Remember, the writer did say that loras is one of the 10 best warriors in westeros (that are alive when the series begin). Renly is considered by everyone as a shitty fighter. Loras was pounding renly so hard

bad writing

>hate a man of duty and honour
>shit all over the north and make sure they dont remember
>the concept of honour is continously mocked even to the point that every northern character including neds own children mock his honour
>cuck jon out their stories
>hardcore renlyfags
Theres a lot wrong about those two fucks

I am surprised at how much love they have with renly, considering how they shat in every other gay character, making them either a weak, effeminated cartoon (aka loras) or a murderous bitch (ellaria). What was different in renly that make them loved him?

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I feel as if it was less a love for renly and more a hatred of stannis so they made renly better to make stannis seem worse. Even stannis other main enemies such as the tyrells and varys are whitewashed and portrayed as wholly in the right as renly was opposing stannis.

I get the impression that if they had known back then that GRRM's fat ass was never going to release Winds they would have just kept Renly alive and had him live to the end as the "Le Gay King who cares!". Either way they were going to character assassinate Stannis. Not surprising they are renlyfags. All renlyfags are degenerates.

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Might as well throw Melisandre, Cersei, Margaery, Arianne, and Meera in there, since so many people have died, King Jon will have to repopulate the kingdom

>the amount of incest bastards
>the amount of bastards that would be produced overall

As long as he doesn't forget the pupper.

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I don't understand the new system of monarchy they've chosen. Wouldn't it just result in a civil war every time a new King needs to be chosen because people will always disagree about who should be King?

Yeah. Renly was going to murder Tommen and Myrcella even before he knew they were incest babbies. He's one of the biggest scumbags in the series.

What are some other good Emilia kino? I want to see her in more stuff bonus for cute

If it were mortals electing mortals, yes.

Because Renly opposed Stannis and the kikes hate the one true king so much they tried to drag Stannis through the mud while putting Renly on a pedestal, and some of the faggots and women fell for it, but real men would never fall for such degenerate tricks

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ate Freys
'ate Boltons
'ate Lannisters
'ate oathbreakers
'ate weddings
'ate Ramsay
'ate the Souf
'ate walking
'ate standing
'ate 'orses

love me son
love me granddaughters
love me Norf
love me Rickon
love me Starks
love me Stannis
love me ships
love me Freypies
love me eggs
love me eels
love me lampreys
love me porridge
love me sausages
love me wine
love me carriage

simple as

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Drops sick insults though

Also danced with Brienne

Never forget what he said about Shireen.

Obviously Jon will marry them all, he will never have a bastard child

Not to mention the few renlyfags ive seen here are massive historylets who cannot understand medieval society and siege logistics

Yeah but in the series, they make the 3er 1000 years old or something. Bran is going to live far too long to worry about the need of a heir right now

>All you have I gave you. You would do well to remember that, bastard. Do as I command before you make me rue the day I raped your mother.
I'm thinking Roose was the loosest

No, the most powerful house would just bully the other houses into voting for them.
So basically whoever controls the reach, in this case Bronn's house, could just threaten to cut grain shipments to whomever didn't vote for them.

From what ive heard Solo is the least worse of the disney star wars

>*starts the slow decline of the Targaryens in your path*

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Normally an elective monarchy with this crowd would lead to a bunch of succession wars and OP nobles with a weak throne.

But Bran's some sort of undying god thing who's about to go collect the last remaining superweapon in the world and that throne is his for the next millennia or so.

THIS! Real men know that the one true king is one you stand with against all foes.

Renly deserved to get STANNISED just for that alone. Fucking piece of shit saying that about an innocent girl yet trying to say he is a king that would be good for the people.

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He was even plotting with the tyrells while robert was alive, even before the first book he was aiming to make himself heir or at least closer to the throne.

No, it's pretty fucking bad and people only say it was okay because they were expecting TLJ-tier shit. She's cute in it though so user should be happy.

>Dance of Dragons
>slow decline
Id's say that was a steep fall, face first

>Exact opposite

Fucking sick of Stannisfags, yeah him actively killing Shireen isn't likely but the fuck did consider burning Edric Storm alive until Davos removed the temptation from him.

Me Before You is a fucking must watch dude

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Solid points but seen it, anything else?

Showfag here, fill me in plz

>in the books he mocks brienne as a lumbering beast
>in the show hes 100% gentlemanly and kind to her
Its so obvious they were doing everything to make renly the abel and stannis the cain

Because even the best person can lose sight. That's why you have to have people like Davos at your side. To wake you up when you might fuck up.

He called her a gargoyle right?

It is but it took 100 years for the people of Westeros to realize that it's really fucking hard for the Targs to have solid control over 7 kingdoms without flying gigantic flamethrowers, that's why I said slow decline

Told everyone she was as ugly as a gargoyle or that it was obviously that her mother had fucked one to make her (something like that. I dont remember too well)

Terminator Genisys

>"I know what he said. You're to spy on me and keep his secrets." Bolton chuckled. "As if he had secrets. Sour Alyn, Luton, Skinner and the rest, where does he think they came from? Can he truly believe they are *his* men?"
I want more based Roose

Me Before You is her biggest kino

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>Consider burning someone because the hot priestess has worked legitimate magic with her burnings before
>Take the council of your common friend who you raised up to your hand and heed his advice
The best leaders are the ones willing to listen, sword swallower, go back to your Tyrell puppeteers

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>greens and blacks
Who was in the wrong here?

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>trying to kill the elder brother who saves your life as a child for a naked and unlawful power grab and showing no remorse
Vs.
>extrenely reluctant and guilt ridden for sacrificing a nephew he never knew in an attempt to kill the far more vile lannisters and ultimately save the world from eternal darkness
Yeah im thinking stannis is still the better man

This reminds me of this retarded girl where I live that talks to herself while walking around.


and no she isn't cute like Emilia

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Jaime in the books is so different there’s no way he ends up the way show Jaime did. After s4 their completely different characters.

Thanks, I'll check it out user

“Fools love a fool,” grumbled Stannis, “but I grieve for him as well. For the boy he was, not the man he grew to be.” He was silent for a time, and then he said, “How did the commons take the news of Cersei’s incest?”
“While we were among them they shouted for King Stannis. I cannot speak for what they said once we had sailed.”
“So you do not think they believed?”
“When I was smuggling, I learned that some men believe everything and some nothing. We met both sorts. And there is another tale being spread as well—”
“Yes.” Stannis bit off the word. “Selyse has given me horns, and tied a fool’s bells to the end of each. My daughter fathered by a halfwit jester! A tale as vile as it is absurd. Renly threw it in my teeth when we met to parley. You would need to be as mad as Patchface to believe such a thing.”
“That may be so, my liege . . . but whether they believe the story or no, they delight to tell it.”

>...3 years before:

“A year ago I was scheming to make the girl Robert’s queen,” Renly said, “but what does it matter? The boar got Robert and I got Margaery. You’ll be pleased to know she came to me a maid.”
“In your bed she’s like to die that way.”
“Oh, I expect I’ll get a son on her within the year. Pray, how many sons do you have, Stannis? Oh, yes—none.” Renly smiled innocently. “As to your daughter, I understand. If my wife looked like yours, I’d send my fool to service her as well.”
“Enough!” Stannis roared.

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I'm sure the ending it will SUBVERT your EXPECTATIONNS

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Exactly based Stannisbro. A good leader makes decisions with confidence but also listens to his advisor to get both sides of the perspective. Unlike renly who would give the Tyrells whatever they wanted after Loras blows him.

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He also implied that selyse cheated on stannis and that he was cuckold in front of the stormlords

Alicent Hightower for not even waiting until her husband's body was cold before scheming for her son to be put before the rightful heir and Criston Cole for crowning Aegon II. I honestly believe that it was an attempted coup by the Hightowers to get their puppet Aegon II on the throne and stack the court in their odds forever until the end of time. Criston was just a cuck who couldn't get over a messy breakup with Rhaenyra.

“Done,” he said. “Rise, and remove your helm.”
She did as he bid her. And when the greathelm was lifted, Catelyn understood Ser Colen’s words.

Beauty, they called her . . . mocking. The hair beneath the visor was a squirrel’s nest of dirty straw, and her face . . . Brienne’s eyes were large and very blue, a young girl’s eyes, trusting and guileless, but the rest . . . her features were broad and coarse, her teeth prominent and crooked, her mouth too wide, her lips so plump they seemed swollen. A thousand freckles speckled her cheeks and brow, and her nose had been broken more than once. Pity filled Catelyn’s heart. Is there any creature on earth as unfortunate as an ugly woman?

And yet, when Renly cut away her torn cloak and fastened a rainbow in its place, Brienne of Tarth did not look unfortunate. Her smile lit up her face, and her voice was strong and proud as she said, “My life for yours, Your Grace. From this day on, I am your shield, I swear it by the old gods and the new.” The way she looked at the king—looked down at him, she was a good hand higher, though Renly was near as tall as his brother had been—was painful to see.

>ugly women btfo by catelyn t*lly

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>It is but it took 100 years for the people of Westeros to realize
That's an interesting point and I hope that that'll actually be shown in the 2nd volume of fire and blood. I think for all of gurrm's 'le realism' alot of his political conflicts are just kind of soap opera dramas between individuals, and there isn't much attention paid to social and ideological forces. Like the Hanoverian vs Jacobite conflict was only trivially about the dynasties, it was also an ideological battle.

so It'll be good if he portrays the Targs as slowly losing prestige and authority post-Dance, rather than just collapsing once Aerys went too far

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fucking kino pic
How would a fanfic between those two be like?

Out of all the characters this guy got ruined the most

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>This miller'smarriagehad been performed without my leave or knowledge. The man had cheated me. So I had him hanged, andclaimed my rightsbeneath the tree where he was swaying. If truth be told, the wench was hardly worth the rope. The fox escaped as well, and on our way back to theDreadfortmy favoritecoursercame up lame, so all in all it was a dismal day.

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AAAAHHHHHH
DAMN BASTARD
>“Enough!” Stannis roared.
based
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS

Why do you think our boy is in rehab. It's D&D's fault.

>2nd volume
is the first volume good? I just ordered it

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>if you only knew how bad things really are

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Hightowers have always being suspicious as fuck, while being in their closed up towers, practicing dark magic

>Meera guiding a defeated Stannis from Winterfell to the safety of Howland's moving castle in the neck, all the while they are being chased by a sadistic Ramsay and his forces, and a vengeful Brienne

Would it be kino?

>Steal's Stannis' storylines
>Doesn't burn any family members to clear some snow
>Plot armor to rival Sam the Slayer
>Gets to fuck off and live with the wildlings he likes better than everyone else
Stannis got assassinated the worst by those hacks

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He was my favorite, until they turned him into a literal retard in S8

Stannis! STANNIS! STANNIS!!!!
Stannis

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>Fools love a fool,” grumbled Stannis, “but I grieve for him as well. For the boy he was, not the man he grew to be.”
Im happy this line at least made it in the show and how they showed him hanging his head in sadness.

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Not really as the kingslayer himself fancies her

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I've only listened to parts of it on audiobook on youtube. It's pretty comfy, but desu it's a kind of self-indulgent work given the context

>Dabid dis Stanlis guy is dull, I dun understamb em
>yus Dam, he wierd n dont maek cents much
>lets maek him weird n stupid cuz we dun wan 2 waste tiem on hem, want moor tiem on le red weddinb :DDDDDD

For context, David & Dan probably only read up on book Stannis during ACoK and skimmed ASoS which gives a bad impression on him as a character. Stannis actually becomes likeable in A Dance of Dragons which was released after the show already started.

He's not just retarded, he did everything wrong, he failed to do his duty every step of the way, now he's a broken man living in exile

The stinking Valyrian shits who shouldn't be in Westeros in the first place. Hightower plan was to breed them out and eventually have Humans rule Westeros not Valyrians. It didn't work, of course but it did thin the stinking Targshit herd and take away a ton of their dragonpower. All Valyrians understand is a hammer to the chest.

Daily reminder that elective monarchy will be an utter disaster for Westeros

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Would (you) pay for audiobooks of the current books, if each chapter was narrated by their show actor?

Who would narrate all the various shitters who don't show up in the show? I'd pay for an actual VA cast, not the show actros necessarily.

>sits with the starks right up to crossbow fire laying into everyone

Roose is clearly Loose

Yes, full price. Or I'd settle for Sean Bean narrating the whole thing, he's my favorite narrator for shit like that thanks to Civ

>Alicent constantly whispering in Aegon's ear that if he bends the knee to Rhaenyra, she execute him, his sister and their children
>when Rhaenyra does capture his family, she does nothing of the sort
>even when Aegon gets back to King's Landing, he leaves his mother to die in the black cells
Aegon confirmed knew that he was a pawn of the evil witches/warlocks of House Hightower
god yes

they're both kingslayers in the eyes of the realm

I fucking hate show Brienne so goddamn much. To autistically obsess over Renly when he thought she was a fucking joke. She should have been exiled at the very least but more preferable would be to hang her for treason.

I love how Lord Hightower is essentially an uber medieval NEET who hasnt left his tower in 10 years.

*kills your fag guard*

Of course

>mark addy narrating robert
>stephen dillane narrating stannis
>ian mceilleny narrating barristan
>micheal mcelleton narrating roose
>berics voice in general
Full price sign me the fuck up

Yeah its stupid as shit they gave the avenge renly plot to brienne who merely has a one sided crush on the man whereas loras who was renlys lover forgets about renly completely and becomes a manwhore and later victim of homophobia to inject modern politics into the show. Loras should have tries to avenge Renly fuck brienne and her one time dance.

Loras killing Stannis would have been some good pottery, not gonna lie.

It would have been better than brienne "muh dance" tarth killing the man Ned Stark backes with his own valyrian steel while simultaneously ignoring the promise she made to sansa by neglecting sansa in her hour of need in order to murder the man who was trying to liberate sansa. Its so fucked up the nore you look at it.

>ignoring the promise ahe made to **catelyn**
my mistake

why did he do it lads

youtube.com/watch?v=kWVCToJlB_M

ok i still think emiliafags are gay but holy fuck is this cute

take the emiliapill

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>painful to see a woman achieve something through hard work
>because she's ugly and tall
cat is such a cunt

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Catelyn absolutely deserved it.

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The sooner you accept it the better

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>Those thighs

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imagine if Cat had to marry Robert

bronn and the old tyrell bitch

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Well, cat only archived something because she was the elder girl of a great lord. Like, she doesnt know a single thing of doing anything by herself. Probably the first and only thing she did was free the kingslayer, condeming her whole family.

They deserve eachother desu.

Jamie
Cersei

Cat is dtf every night so it wouldn't be so bad.

Holy shit, my knees are bending on their own.

Well, roberts would have been happier, bc he could have raised his bastards in the court (cat would never try to kill them)

Well to be fair at least she wasnt as fucked as her little sister. The Tullys didnt deserve Edmure and Blackfish they were too competent and cool.

I don't think so. She gets all autistic over an honorable bastard like Jon, you really think she'd be able to handle Robert whoring around and bringing other kids around?

>he could have raised his bastards in the court
Robert doesn't give a flying fuck about any of his kids, no way would he bring them to court.
Robert hates having responsibilityfor anything.

She's mostly upset that Ned acknowledged him and keeps him in Winterfell. Robert wouldn't.

Yeah but robert would have let her be autistic and he would have still bring his bastards. Like, he was not a pussy whipped ned, he did hit cersei when she got to uppity and the only reason he didnt bring his bastards was bc cersei told him that she was going to pay to muerder them. Catelyn would have been trowing a fit, but nothing would have come of that and robert wouldnt have give a shit about her

He actually tried to bring a few to court but cersei threatens to kill them. He even gets varys to send a few gifts and happy birthday cards he wasnt that callous user.

Actually, robert tried to do that, but cersei told him that she was going to pay to kill them if they go to court, so robert stoped trying anymore. But he did try at the begining

>Makes Varys send them gifts
Hahaha, i remember reading this part. Both funny and sad.
Catelyn could likely respond in a similar fashion (maybe not outright threaten to kill them, but still)

But DAMN Robert was cucked, he really did nothing when Cersei threatened to kill his children? WHIPPED ROBERT

If Cersei divorced him then Robert couldn’t pat her father on the back like he enjoyed doing.

None of those are PoV characters...

It was the same again with Hardhome. Satin poured whilst Jon told them of his audience with the queen. Marsh listened attentively, ignoring the mulled wine, whilst Yarwyck drank one cup and then another. But no sooner had Jon finished than the Lord Steward said, “Her Grace is wise. Let them die.”
Jon sat back. “Is that the only counsel you can offer, my lord? Tormund is bringing eighty men. How many should we send? Shall we call upon the giants? The spearwives at Long Barrow? If we have women with us, it may put Mother Mole’s people at ease.”
“Send women, then. Send giants. Send suckling babes. Is that what my lord wishes to hear?” Bowen Marsh rubbed at the scar he had won at the Bridge of Skulls. “Send them all. The more we lose, the fewer mouths we’ll have to feed.”
Yarwyck was no more helpful. “If the wildlings at Hardhome need saving, let the wildlings here go save them. Tormund knows the way to Hard-home. To hear him talk, he can save them all himself with his huge member.”
This was pointless, Jon thought. Pointless, fruitless, hopeless. “Thank you for your counsel, my lords.”
Satin helped them back into their cloaks. As they walked through the armory, Ghost sniffed at them, his tail upraised and bristling. My brothers. The Night’s Watch needed leaders with the wisdom of Maester Aemon, the learning of Samwell Tarly, the courage of Qhorin Halfhand, the stubborn strength of the Old Bear, the compassion of Donal Noye. What it had instead was them.

Barristan is a pov

That's not what Catelyn, GRRM, or any rational person who hasn't been living on a crumb of pussy for their entire lives meant and you know it. If you're looking for reasons to hate the Tully fucking shits there's plenty of them but this isn't one of them.

I really think D&D must have fucking hated him or something, why else would they cuck his character into oblivion. Poor lad

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Bastard, was the only word written outside the scroll. No Lord Snow or Jon Snow or Lord Commander. Simply Bastard. And the letter was sealed with a smear of hard pink wax. “You were right to come at once,” Jon said. You were right to be afraid. He cracked the seal, flattened the parchment, and read.

Your false king is dead, bastard. He and all his host were smashed in seven days of battle. I have his magic sword. Tell his red whore.

Your false king’s friends are dead. Their heads upon the walls of Winterfell. Come see them, bastard. Your false king lied, and so did you. You told the world you burned the King-Beyond-the-Wall. Instead you sent him to Winterfell to steal my bride from me.

I will have my bride back. If you want Mance Rayder back, come and get him. I have him in a cage for all the north to see, proof of your lies. The cage is cold, but I have made him a warm cloak from the skins of the six whores who came with him to Winterfell.

I want my bride back. I want the false king’s queen. I want his daughter and his red witch. I want his wildling princess.

I want his little prince, the wildling babe. And I want my Reek. Send them to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your black crows. Keep them from me, and I will cut out your bastard’s heart and eat it.

It was signed,
>Ramsay Bolton,
>Trueborn Lord of Winterfell.


who wrote this letter

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I was hoping they would change narration when the charcter is talking out loud

Sunset found Benioff squatting in the writers' room

>It was signed, Ramsay Bolton
>who wrote this letter

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Mance

Shiiieeet nigga I know where dis bitch ass nigga is goin

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What the fuck that kinda looks like my sister

>SHIIIIIEEEEEEETT

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showfag

Hey wasn't the purpose of wax seals to confirm who wrote the letter? If the seal was broken, anyone could have read and rewritten it. Did the showrunners just kind of forget this important detail?

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no flayed skin or bloody ink

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Get outta here

>That balla had wanted to be Tupac, but someplace along the way he had become LeBron instead.

You ever feel bad about being inferior? or can you simply not grasp that concept?

I BEND THE KNEE

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>A toast to the proud Lannister niggas. The little nigga, the crip, and the Ho of madness!

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I laughed fuck you

>lecersay is a hateful ho
>and i'm a hateful nigga

I unironically want a ghetto /got/ now. It would be better then what D&D put out.

ok tyler

>that's how i do. i smoke and i know things
like how to take advantage of the US welfare system

So The Wire except with dragons

>WHERE
>DAFUQ
>IS
>MUH
>DRAGONS
>for real i ain't playin yall better gimme back dem dragons or i'm finna gonna get HEATED in hurr

>lecersay

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Shiiieeet bitch you fiddin to marry this nigga and end these ridiculous hate on yo ass.

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so many POV characters cut from that dumb meme show

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/got/ is dead. Bow to Dany and be saved or die in your old world

I bow only to the one true King ASR Baratheon.

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I love Dany

Your waifu lost her ass, her career, is hairy af and has never been on GoT

False light will only lead us into darkness. Dany is the prophesied one, Aemon knew the truth of it. Now bend the knee or be destroyed

Good man, have a jonerys, the one true ship

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GODS I hope Jon and Dany meet in tWoW

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youtube.com/watch?v=-XUIlY4V0Fw
> you never gonna get a "ned x cat " relationship
NOT FAIR BROS

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They have to, don't they? I have no idea how George could possibly wrap all that up in one book.

4minutes of a CUTE!

youtube.com/watch?v=Cv7nwbmb8Ww

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roose is /our guy/

>mfw dying for Stannis

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*AHEM*

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GO! GO! RUN BACK TO WINTERFELL THEN!

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I hope this dothraki shit is like 1 chapter in WoW before Dany gets on the fucking boat for Westeros

CAREFUL NED CAREFUL NOW

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Kek Dany hasn't even fucking met TYRION yet. Pretty sure GRRM event mentioned that they wouldn't even fucking meet until very late in Winds. Do not underestimate the massive hole this man has written himself into with how bloated he made ADWD. It would be a fucking miracle if Winds ends with Dany crossing the sea. I have no idea why he's still pretending he won't need at least an 8th book at this point. Maybe because he knows that he will never even end up getting ADOS out.

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>“Oh, I can see that,” Catelyn said. “Lord Tully is fond of song, I hear. No doubt you’ve been to Riverrun.”
>“A hundred times,” the singer said airily. “They keep a chamber for me, and the young lord is like a brother.”
>Catelyn smiled, wondering what Edmure would think of that. Another singer had once bedded a girl her brother fancied; he had hated the breed ever since. “And Winterfell?” she asked him. “Have you traveled north?”

Fucking hell Radmure got cucked?

this tbqh. and he is still developing all the iron island and dorne plots. it wouldn't even surprise me if twow ultimately gets split into two books.
if he does complete it soon it'll be as rushed as the show, just with a bit more logic into it.

a man needs a name

>tfw MinistrelBull

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i'd give my life for the one true king

I hope those fucking Kiwis make good on his promise and lock his ass up if Winds isn't done next year.

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If Dany is going to be stuck in the fucking Dosh khaleen for most of WoW I may just skip all her chapters

>Dany hasn't even fucking met TYRION yet.
Wait what?
>remember that Barry is still alive in books as well
>Dany still hasn't crossed the Narrow Sea in the books
>fAegon crossed and took Storm's Landing and other lands
Oh what the fuck.

Tyrion and Jorah are still outside the city while Barristan and Victarion are fucking up the slaver alliance

singers cuck everyone in this series

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Bump just to get this thread to auto sage.

I would have done it without you asking

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You're okay, user.

>Americos

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I BEND「ZA KNEE」

I think it would be one of the best and most wholesome episodes. Maybe a start for his redemption arc.