Whats the modern/zoomer equivalent to xena?

>clearly hasn't seen the show
you're the faggot, pal

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They did when Callisto and Xena bodyswaped in my head.

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my dick

Maybe, anime seems to be too much of its own thing though. If you're gonna go for something animated as a Xena comparison it would have to be Western animation, like Legend of Korra and Last Airbender.

In seasons 1-4 they were just friends, although it's made pretty clear that Xena has had relationships with women in the past. Seasons 5 and 6 is when the subtext goes into overdrive and they are more-or-less a couple

Is that avril lavigne on the right

Too. Skinny. It ruins immersion

100% yes

One of those shitty CW Marvel superhero serials, Arrow or whatever.

Samurai Xena, very nice

Spartacus

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She's too female to be as effective a fighter as she is.

It's 90s pulp fantasy. Immersion was never a factor.

There were a couple of dumb feminazis that tried to reboot it about 5 or so years ago, they were going to cover them up completely (since showing skin has become sexist because muh male gaze) and Xena and Gabrielle would officially be a couple. Thank god it was never greenlit

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Xena should look like this

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that show had the blood and sex for everyone, straight or gay

Nah, unnatural useless shit. Just take any MMA fighter and it would be much closer.

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So Xena's physique is fine then

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nothing. Generation grew up on big budget tv productions wouldn't be able to handle comfy 90s shows

This steaming pile of shit. But not even Cleopatra was as bad as this show

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Hercules wasn't as great as Xena but was still pretty great. Also Iolaus was a far better sidekick than Gabrielle and upstaged Hercules pretty often

Are you talking shit about Cleopatra 2525? It's an awesome show

fuck off. Tired of you retards acting like it was good. yea you jacked off too it. Bravo.

fpbp

For me, it's Joxer even though he was pretty much just a comic relief character.

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It would have been impossible to be even slightly faithful to the later books without being on Super HBO. Insane amounts of rape and weird sex magic

WHERES THE FUCKING BLU RAY REMASTER? REEE

How is Xena problematic?

>You're only pretending to like the show
Go fuck yourself. It's an extremely fun camp action series that blends Xena with Charlie's Angels and pop sci-fi. Villains are memorable, episodes are fast paced and lively, and yes the show is sexy but there is far more to enjoy about it than that. I'm sorry isn't whatever edgy grimdark serialized garbage you like, let me guess you're an HBOfag?

You are just a faggot that never even heard of the show until last year. Fuck off. You aren't fitting in. I bet you are a Snyderfag to boot

Sam Raimi's brother #2
i heard they are 4.

Yeah, more or less. She has a face of a murderer, so she was a great choice for the role.

I remember catching a few episodes of Xena from different seasons on daytime tv a few years ago. The early seasons seemed cool, but then in later seasons it seems like it got really silly. Is that the case or did I just catch a few bad eps?

>You're just pretending!
>I bet you didn't even watch when it aired!

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it was the case

fat shaming due to not being a landwhale
ableist due to not being a retard
objectified due to wearing bikini armor
anti-feminist due to being played by an attractive woman

all in all, a hyperpatriarchal fascist power fantasy

Half naked broad running around doing shit that turns men on..fuck no. I dont care if they coat it in a thin veneer of "feminism". If men get erections its doomed to rejection

Fapped to this show so many damn times. And not just because of the babes.

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It jumps the shark in season 5, really hard. Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman became the showrunners (Yes the faggots that wrote the Star Trek reboot shitfests) and they took a giant dump on the characters and lore. R.J. Stewart, the original showrunner, returned for the final season and did his best to repair the show but much of the damage was done. Nonetheless there are a handful of really good eps in the last season

and when does she have time to fight bad guys when she's constantly building and toning her muscles, putting on bronzer and posing for pics rather than training?

Fuck off disgusting fag

you sound like you're twelve

It's my month I can do whatever I want.

HE'S VERY MIGHTY
EVERYONE ADMIRES HIM
HE'S SO HANDSOME IT'S A SIN

The producers once said you were free to believe "the subtext" if you chose to, and they would not deny it.

My local nbc affiliate used to broadcast this at 2 in the morning after SNL and I used to fap to it unabashedly as a younger man.

Fpbp

And I blame BOTH the SJWs and the conservative right.

Because she's hot.

>Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman became the showrunners

There's NOTHING these two haven't ruined!!!FACT!!!

The turning point was when Xena was dead/comatose and possessed Bruce Campbell for an episode. She kissed Gabrielle in Autolycus’s body.

She’s not any more absurd in her role than Kevin Sorbo was as Hercules.

That was still when the subtext was treated as a running joke though, it didn't get treated seriously until season 5

A sexy and sexualised women who doesn't spend her time comparing herself to her penis having peers and instead just gets on with being bad ass, post 2010? Not happening

Besides Xena, which of these girls did you crush on/fap to when you were younger?

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Recommend me some kinos where girls fight in a non-sexual way but the loser is forced to eat the winner's pusy

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There is a porn series for that, something wrestling, you can easily find them anywhere

OP’s pic is from season 6. She was far curvier in the earlier seasons.

>And I blame BOTH the SJWs and the conservative right.
fucking BASED

>half naked
She’s no more exposed than a male Greek soldier

>bikini armor
Xena never even showed her midriff until the very last season

Those books are a huge pile of putrid dogshit. I'll never forgive my ex for making me read that garbage.

Ultimate surrender

I had a feeling that's what he was suggesting, and it doesn't fit what I'm looking for.
First off the fights themselves are too sexual, I don't want to see girls sticking their fingers in each other during a wrestling match.
Second, they usually end up doing stuff like fucking each other with strap-ons, which I find unappealing. There needs to be a happy medium and as far as I know it doesn't exist.

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Unfortunately that’s how they score points
Just have to be selective some of them are super aggressive

>dildos in lesbian porn
Lame, if I want to see penetration I'll watch straight porn. Lesbian porn should be about fingering and tribbing and licking, toys are lazy

I just remembered that nerve pinch thing she does

>I just cut off the flow of blood to your brain, you'll be dead in the drop of thirty sand grains if you don't tell me what I want to know!"
based Xena, she learned that move when she was a pirate raiding coastal towns/cities

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that one time when she was crazy and just used it to fuck with people was pretty great

>Tenchi Muyo a girly show
gets every fucking time

>I just cut of the flow of blood to your brain, you'll be dead in 30 seconds
>"Okay Okay I'll tell you anything!"
>....How old were you when you lost your virginity?
>"14"
>Liar
lmao, based Xena BTFOing incel bandits. That was the episode "The Furies" I believe

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I saw an interview with one of the creators that said the only reason they weren't obvious about it was because they wanted to keep some of the Ares/Xena sexual tension. Can't blame them Kevin Smith was a stud

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I liked that the time changed every time she did it. Was she bluffing?

There was hardly any rape.

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That was 11 years ago. And it was bad.

>And it was bad
Wrong, first episode is awful but it gets really fucking great as it goes on

their were camps with thousands of women getting raped, also mind rape also that time the witch got herself raped so richard would feel it, also richards brother who liked to rape then later with the rune lord who you'd never guess it enjoyed a good raping

LOTSBROS WW@

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When she was evil she let some of them die without saving them, it ranges from half a minute to a minute. Maybe she changes her estimate based on size/weight

peak jerkoff kino

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the crucifixion scenes awoke something inside me

I have an aversion to that era of television where the thing to do was buy the rights to a book series and then completely ignore the book series other than a few character names.

The Dresden Files show did it too. Dark times.

I didn't mind, they took good ideas and made what they knew/liked. Raimi and Tapert took Sword of Truth and turned it into nuHercules, while the DS9 writers took Dresden Files and turned it into Kolchack the Night Stalker.

I guess if I was a bigger fan of either I might care.

Looking back, it seems kind of obvious who would win this fight

Pretty sure NIcci got herself raped because she was linked with Kahlan, and it was Kahlan who would feel it.
I hate that I know this. Such a miserable series. Terry Goodkind is a hack.

holy shit

I wish Butcher would get his ass off Yea Forums and finish the next goddamned book.

Arya Stark.

The first book is really good imo, just a classic fantasy story with some BDSM and anti-communist messages. But it got more and more stupid as it went on, yet I felt compelled to keep reading and I'm not sure why. It was terrible but addicting, I felt bewitched.

I think I stopped when it became really bad war fiction, around book 5. Until then it was at least tolerable. I find it funny that Goodkind refuses to let anyone edit or even proofread his work because it would dilute his genuis or some shit lmao

no she was linked with richard

moved house, broke up with his gf, health problems etc. i'm expecting it by end of year

Nope. Linked with Kahlan to get Richard to go with her.

but do you remember the evil chicken?

dammit i'm sure your wrong, but just couldn't be assed looking it up, so fine she was linked with kahlan

I liked that magic actually did shit in the show. It wasn't the telekinesis bullshit you see all the time now, Zed was throwing fire left and right.

Wasn't me, but he is right. To get the actual definition of Mary-Sure, Richard, to go with her she links herself to Kahlan. Then she tries to show him the wonders of communism and then he inspires a whole town or something with a statue.
Fuck that series.

Dresden Files started out kinda Kolchaky til book 5~, who was from DS9 though?

I bet you like the smell of your own farts.

ok I just looked it up, you're right

The first two were good, 3 and 4 were okay. After that they go straight to laughable shit. I only stuck around because my ex got me into them and I was so far in I had to see where he was going to crash the flaming shit train.

Aren't they canon as best couple?

yea, he beat communism with soccer and a glorious statue

That spy show hit at just the right time. The animators knew exactly what they were doing.

I forgot about the soccer lol.

I'm not excited for them anymore. Ghost Story and Skins Game were the worst books books by far. If one of them was book 2 I would have dropped the series there. Cold Days is one of my favorites so he hasn't totally lost it though.

not just soccer, murder soccer, god damn why the fuck did I read those things

The showrunners who adapted the book were Robert Hewitt Wolfe and Hans Beimler, both Star Trek alum who were main writers on Deep Space Nine. I believe Rene Echevarria helped with story ideas as well without being credited. Looking it up, apparently Nic Cage was also behind it, had no idea.

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It sounds slightly familiar, remind me. Haven't read the books in over a decade

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Not even surprised about Nic, he's pretty nerdy and everyone loves dresden files

>a glorious statue defeating communism
Does it fight the billions of communist statues that get erected?

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He died in probably the stupidest way possible. God damn.

>Get drunk and probably high on uppers too at wrap-up party in China
>Climb fake tower on some dumb movie set because why the fuck not, I'll show them
>Fall and hit head
>Die
Pretty embarrassing

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he's onto the end game now, 'm liking the cosmic horrors, also looking forward to the mirror universe one but thats years away

>Kevin Smith was a stud
Never seen them words in the same sentence ever

theirs this evil chicken that somehow kills people by pecking them and then shits on their corpse, and its EVIL really super evil why, how? who knows but it is

Look man. I hate communism as much as the next guy. But the way Goodkind went about it was retarded on a spectacular level.

The wrong Kevin Smith died

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Nope, the people like....really like it and rise up or some shit.

unironically yes, thats the point, all the commie statues are really depressing think renaissance painting of hell, so Richard shows them the way of capitalism by making the most awesome statue ever, ever, also its a statue of him and his gf

I stopped watching Hi Hi Puffy Amiyumi because I had a dream were Yumi was my girlfriend but then I finded out that my mother had payed her

remember when Richard flat out murders a bunch of peaceful protesters?

Which book is this?

They had it coming.

>80 year old woman talking about how violence isn't the answer
>Richard beats the shit out of her to prove her wrong
Goodkind is the ultimate combination of based and cringe

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temple of winds I think
yes Richard heroically didn't listen to their nonsense and cut the fuckers down, in a very heroic fashion

Season 4 Korra

Next one. Soul of the Fire.

It was all cringe.

>shits

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No, that's reserved for Atalanta

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soul of fire where you are treated to awesome lines like
>Her power, her magic, was also a weapon of defense. But it would only work on people. It would not work on a chicken. And it would not work on wickedness incarnate.

the soccer game is really actually pretty good, and the battle with the glass shards was very well done

>zoomers infest all around me

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>Ex-in-ah

Besides the chicken, my favorite is the temple that had the cure for the plague, but the only way to enter was for Richard to marry some bitch and Kahlan to marry some other guy.
Then.....both had to fuck said other people in the dark and in silence. And for some dumb reason Goodkind let us know Kahlan was on her period during this like 80 times.
Then when said new couples are said to be fucking..lightning reveals that they have swapped and it's Richard fucking Kahlan and not whatshisnuts, which for some reason is acceptable still to get into the temple...forget we mentioned it had to be the other way.
But trouble brewed in paradise because Richard was awfully sore about Kahlan having a good ol time and having orgasms with someone whom she thought was not Richard.
MASTERFUL WRITING

i watched an excessive amount of charmed because it came in a 2 hour block with angel. its not even a cute girls show its like a late-20s single women show? Also gay men.

>kahlan then gets upset that Richard has to basically fuck this silver magic girl to teleport
Bravo Terry, we didn't deserve you

>complain about zoomers
>post boku no hero shit
nah man you are the zoomer.

Pure kino: the show

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Ah, 2000s era TNT, We Know Drama. They also played Buffy early in the morning, would watch it before school. Same time period the Sci-Fi Channel did reruns of Stargate SG-1, Sliders and Andromeda. I want to go back

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Press L to lick feet

L

Another example of a show that was cancelled just as it was getting good. The first season was awful which is why it lost most of it's audience.

First season was only awful for the first handful of episodes, found its footing about the halfway point. The episode where the fatty and her redneck boyfriend steal Richard and Kahlan's bodies was great.

Yup, TNT. Sci fi channel did like... 8 hour blocks of one show every day. it was amazing.. sometimes.

Thighs were built to be parted and enjoyed. Fuck me.

Is 25 zoomer?

Is this Xena? I always knew they went for sex appeal but this almost feels like a Cinemax softcore porno. Not that I'm complaining.

toptiertiddies

Yes it's from the season 4 premiere, it wasn't usually so overtly sexualized but the show had its moments. The season 6 episode Old Ares Had a Farm had Xena and Gabrielle showing off their body the whole episode.

Great episode outside of the fanservice.

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>modern bras
wtf? s6 got really lazy didn't it

4th wall eps were the best parts of Herc/Xena

Xena flies a kite in season 2, it never tried to be true to the period.

and herc goes to atlantis and they have planes, but the modern bras weren't a thing in the earlier seasons or on herc I don't remember Aphrodite wearing something lke that

that isn't a forth wall ep though, basically aries has lost his powers they are all hiding out on a farm and a dog is stealing their clothes

It is and it isn't.

Aphrodite definitely wore bras, in her first appearance on Hercules, her, Athena and Artemis wear modern bikinis. In another episode she is listening to music on headphones.

meta eps don't count

That wasn't a meta episode, unless you think every episode of both shows is a meta episode because they have shit like that all the time.

ok fine w/e its been maybe a decade since i've seen any of either

>and herc goes to atlantis and they have planes
>In another episode she is listening to music on headphones
Damn, that historical documentary series sounds like comedy gold.

tbf to atlantis, they are magic planes, also laser guns

They're worth a rewatch user, the perfect antidote to modern TV trash. Likable characters, good vs evil, can be serious and interesting while also funny and ridiculous, and beyond comfy.

It's amazing to see just how fun television could be when syndication was still a thing and before Reality TV, capeshit and HBO took over.

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yea i'm going to i'll probably skip herc s1 iirc it was still taking itself too seriously and zeus isn't the same actor

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There is no equivalent. However Xena Warrior Princess is to the 1990s as Amy Schumer is to the 2010s.

You're probably thinking of the TV movies aka Season 0, yeah they're pretty bad except for the one where Herc meets his wife and tries to find Prometheus, that was good. The rest are dogshit. The actual season 1 is good and necessary viewing since it introduces Xena and sets the stage for her own series

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see thats what I remember, at least you can kinda convince yourself its greek, in old aries had a farm its just blatantly modern

xena literally meets julius ceasar and has a thing with him

thanks, yea thats it

only between every commercial break.

and herc meets merlin, we can do this all day, still don't like the modern bra, this looks fine

Caesar shows up in Hercules too, tries to invade Ireland when Herc is there hanging out with his new redheaded gf.

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>karl urban is ceaser
I really do need to rewatch this sometime

He's also Aphrodite's son

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he's also cupid (or hermes) they reuse actors a lot. and have developed some of the best actors ever. Karl Urban, Kevin Sorbo, Bruce Campbell and others

Claudia Black

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nah, campbell's lowest point was roughly xena era. Jack of All Trades was.... not good. Not enough Raimi in it.

bubba ho tep is best movie, Ash vs the evil dead was actually a great show but didn't find a big enough audience

Lurtz/Gothmog/Witch King and also a Bond Villain henchman.

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Best meta episode.

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He got back on his game in the mid-00s with Burn Notice.

unironically one of my favorite comfy shows. I could literally binge it for hours because the episodes are all magically at the same level throughout. The show is about the 3 characters, 4 later on. I'm never bored watching burn notice

>Kevin Smith was a stud
Don't you mean

Kevin Sorbone?

I watched Lizzie for the feels mostly.

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I'm rewatching Xena for the first time as an adult, any special eps I should look out for? Also for zoomer meta-comedy/fanservice I offer Chuck

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This one is god tier.

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theres a couple of a special type of episode but to tell you what they are will spoil it when you get there

I saw lots of the show when it first aired, just not all of it. Never got to it til now.

Best episodes are:
Callisto
Return of Callisto
A Day in the Life
The Price
The Furies
Been There, Done That
One Against an Army
Adventures in the Sin Trade
Crusader
The Ides of March
Who's Gurkhan?
Old Ares Had a Farm

Definitely one of the best eps, maybe THE best. Yet roastie dyke fans hate it because it's weird and trippy and doesn't have Gabrielle in it. I hate those cunts who love the show for all the wrong reasons

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>She’s no more exposed than a male Greek soldier
you sure are sheltered if you think this argument would convince any modem feminist that something isn't sexist
any objectification of women ever is considered problematic in our modern society
go freaking talk to ledditors or anyone else outside of Yea Forums because apparently you dont know how the world words

that's it.
I'm watching this show again.

>she exudes so much test that she gets off on the smell of her own pits
Not even a fetishist, but that's kinda hot.

consider killing yourself

>thinks checking oil should be an illegal maneuver
Fuckin' lame.

Hilarious

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>No Dead Amazons lost their lives in the production of this motion picture.

There's Sam, Ted, and Ivan.

Battlestar Galactica was the last good show that sexualized the females in it that I have seen and she was actually in it.

Spartacus, and like it or not but LoTS has plenty of fanservice

Claudia Black is forever beautiful

speaking of claudia black i feel like some of the stargates should have been more fanservicey than they were. They weren't higher quality or anything.

Black trying to seduce Daniel gave us endless fanservice

I hate women but I'd burn down entire nations to get one lick of lucy lawless's pussy.

>slowly working through xena and herc on netflix
>both get taken off
>fine, whatever fuck netcux
>about a year later working through xena on hulu
>it gets taken off again while I wasn't looking

Absolute horse shit

Yeah but there were 2 separate spinoffs that should have been sleazier than that.

I feel your pain, user. Goddamn greedy companies.

yea whats her name physic girl on sga just didn't do enough and couldn't act, but shepard constantly hooked up with hot chicks, rodney even starts calling him kirk, the guy has a better score the daniel "girl on every planet" jackson

There's entire philosophical treatises based on this premise. Who was in the wrong?

Burn Notice, and to a lesser extent, AVED are kino.

terry

mfw xena betrays a friend to save the israelites

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Wtf I hate Xena now

Do you really have to ask, son? haven't you been paying attention, boy?

That's pretty surprising coming from Raimi

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Dic = diamonds

>Xena would be deemed too problematic

What a crock of shit. If Xena were a new project just beginning to broadcast you'd be whinging about it and initiating as many threads as you dared as vehicles for the whinging every God damn day.

>Absolute perfect casting for every single character, EXCEPT for the lead male and lead villain.

I don't know how they casted people so absolutely different from how they were described in the books. How in the actual fuck did they go from Darken Rahl being described as a beautiful long blonde haired almost vixen-man that is starkly contrasted by his cruel and evil nature, to this weird LARPER weirdo they casted in the show that looks like they got him from a D&D fetish session?

S2 was superior in every way, but then it got cancelled.

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me on the right

maybe they thought the books were complete shit (true) and wanted to get as far away as possible. Maybe they just wanted to upset bookfags. A noble goal.

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Found the Communist.

I bet you thought the Emperor Jagang's Imperial Order had the right idea, huh?

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You mean the one that was not a chicken?

for me, it was tenchi muyo, totally spies and britney with a touch of xena and teenage robot

and Evil very, very Evil

>remember when Richard flat out murders a bunch of peaceful protesters?

No. I remember those cucks were physically BLOCKING him from stopping Imperial Order troops from raping and murdering their own wives, essentially aiding and abetting the rapists, because they believed in "peace".

Richard was right to cut their asses to ribbons. If they didn't want to help their raped wives, that's one thing. But to physically stop someone from trying to stop the rapes is basically helping the rapist. They had it coming.

Rei Hino/Sailor Mars

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go to bed terry, or keep writing your shit is the most hysterical stuff i've ever read, keep it up

dude the entire scenario is retarded, as is most of the old world stuff, its utterly ludicrous all of it

>No Xena gf to take care of me in this cruel world

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>britney

makes me wonder why xtina's not in that collection of images

even joxer sort of took care of himself, mostly.

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god bless terry, even if he's batshit insane

she was def hotter I woulda picked her if available

Some of you on Yea Forums are too young to remember that we used to refer to Xena's Chakram weapon as her "flying anus".

It was quite the Yea Forums meme back in the day.

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>will never be pegged by xena

>ywn peg xena with a strap on

what a glorious fucking statue, why wouldn't you fight commies after seeing this glorious goddamn statue, bravo terry

"In Galt's Gulch few men were more glamorous than the rebel writer Jerry Woodkind. His dark brooding eyes pierced Dagny's soul."

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Yummy

God this thread has reminded me how fucking good Xena is. Need a rewatch at some point. You people are alright some times

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This thread reminds me, is Cleopatra 2525 worth a rewatch?

Yes. It's much better than jack of all trades.

Remembering Jack of All Trades reminds me that I'm glad Mini-Me from Austin Powers died.

xena had an ugly face.

>being a spineless centrist
cringe

Gosh I want her feminine penis to cream inside my virgin asshole

Is that Christian Kane? The singer?

Christ, I am in love with her.

>whinging
Know how I know you’re a faggot?

always funny how the sorceress or the deadly female assassin is usually hot as fuck.

>Getting Head Trauma
>In Insectoid land

He fucked up working for Chong, Chong will always bite you from the back.

this show had so much milkers

The obvious tranny roid user?

bros, i like amazon women so fucking much

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I dont know what the fuck "whinging" is, but you sound absolutely buttruffled.

She makes a pretty good vampire

Man, I loved the fuck out of this show when I was younger, maybe 5-6 at the time. I was infatuated with her.
I owned a Xena toy and pulled off the rubber skirt for obvious reasons and was unable to get it back onto the figure. I was too embarrassed to go to my mother or sisters for help so I asked my grandmother. I clearly remember her taking one look at it and realizing why I removed it in the first place. She just looked at me, chuckled a bit then put it back on.

I guess the librarians comes at least sort of close. Kinda reminded me of late 90s or early 2000s shows.

How is having your own stance spineless?

is this show comfy like TNG? I need something to dive into.

Yes. Maximum comfy.

Lucy Lawless is s goddess she still is here's a board more to your liking

>Gabi was chunky as hell the early seasons (I perfered her that way until they turned her into Xena's dyke hair muscle bound lover in the last seasons)
>she got out smarted a shit ton of times and mostly by men (Ares)
>her armor is practical for the time also she wears a fucking robe s4
>subjective (she is hot though)

> muh protec wahmen
at least he's not a spineless cuckservative

Any kinos for the abstract feel of never being able to have a decent Xena thread on Yea Forums anymore because mouth breathing zoomers infect it with LOTS trash posts?

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Totally Spies and Charmed, but my main crush was pic related.

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There's at most 20 posts of it in a 280 post thread, what the fuck are you on about.

The Shannara Chronicles or Magicians

20 posts too many

he just wants to bitch for the sake of it because zoomers this zoomers that is the norm today.

I thought the TV movies were the best of Hercules (outside the Xena episodes).

Zeus was never the same actor. They changed him every season.

>Whats the modern/zoomer equivalent to xena?
There are similar shows but realistically there isn't. Xena and Hercules were unique. It'll be way too problematic for something similar to be on air these days. It's sad.

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Also

The Reckoning
Ties That Bond
Hooves and Harlots
The Royal Couple of Thieves
Destiny
A Necessary Evil
The Deliverer
The Debt
The Bitter Suite
Chakram

I couldn’t care less Gabrielle wasn’t in Sin Trade. Barely even noticed. Lucy Lawless could carry the show just reading the alphabet.

Maybe learn to use bittorrent like somebody who doesn't gargle child piss.

>kim possible
>prime Britney spears
>Avril Lavigne
It's all dead and gone now. I feel old

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Why?

Look at her face

it might and the thing is lesbians loved it back in the day.

Brianne Desaulniers

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MMA athletes = Steroid Mutants

this. xena already had feminist undertones, but that still wouldn't fly in today's industry demanding buzzed head brown dyke women characters

Is that Scott Grimes?

It makes insecure ugly women REEEEEEE

>If Xena were a new project just beginning to broadcast you'd be whinging about it and initiating as many threads as you dared as vehicles for the whinging every God damn day.
1st thing: illiterate
2nd thing: stfu. People would complain because the new project would be some batwoman-tier woke bullshit, probably gritty-edgy crap an sure as fuck devoid of fun and sexyness

I prefer Jupiter

Yes. And it's actually cannon.

It's true, watching Sta Trek: TNG is painful for me.
t. born 2000

Prime Britney was perfection.

no you're mistaking Xena for a mirror user

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Chuck

Thats not even the most ridiculous jump.

Name a more ridiculous one then.

Uh, theres one where she shoots herself out of a chimney

And when they reincarnated too.

How about the one where she backflips all the way to the British isles?

I am not Xena. But Lucy Lawless.

>autist incel telling others to kill themselves
pathetic

Which episode was this?

she went back in time or something to when she wasn't a warrior

It has a female main character that isn't THOT self-insert fuel.

The one where she basically tells Poseidon to fuck off with nothing but a sword in hand.