YO TREX COME HELP ME SWAG THIS KID OUT

>Alroite robby, I want you to look at yeself in the mirror roite now. Cos this is the last time ya gonna be lookin this gay in your whole life.

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I've heard that about 10 different skits now, the first being the one where they're pushing the boulder up the hill about an asian dude.

>I'm that gorilla dick nigga. I make dyke pussy wet.

Gorillas have a one inch dick on average

Mr Shit King... Shit, Pussy

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I'm that gorilla dick daddy

Yea, and im your rockabally dream bbw

sam tranny now

whats are some essential mde skits to view

Utopia

BAHHSTEN FEMALE FIYAH FIGHTAHS DOOD, I BLEED GREEN DOOD

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That’s just Sam Hyde wanting all the attention.

>Nu-Hyde

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Five hundred dollar contest is absolute required viewing

youtu.be/AInJdhZycZ8

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>Sam's show gets cancelled and he gets deplatformed off of youtube
>He cries about being blacklisted and begs his fans for support
>A fan kindly puts up some his content/World Peace stuff, without monetization, to promote him
>He says some shit in an open conversation that doesn't paint Sam in saintly light
>Sam immedietly tries to get said fan deplatformed
Why does Sam shit on his fans and act in such a hypocritical manner? What's wrong with him?

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tranny sam

Owen:
-Is a devout Christian
-Anti-sodomy
-Even though his beliefs are evolving constantly in the redpilled direction, he's not afraid to openly state and defend them at any given time.
-Is a father and has a family, respects traditional values and honesty.
-Is actually funny and can do a decent standup routine without needing to read his jokes off a sheet of paper.
-Doesn't beg for money.
-Values his friends.

Sam:
-Godless nihilist.
-Anal fetishist, obsessed with gay lifestyle humor and probably a full on bisexual
-Doesn't do interviews that aren't softball wankfests, interacts with his fans in the most opaque ways possible with meaningless twitter jabber (he probably secretly hates his fanbase)
-Abuses his eceleb status to buttfuck his teen fangirls instead of getting into a stable, child-bearing relationship.
-Lost his comedic luster years ago (probably because he fried his brain with steroid injection abuse), hides behind whats left of his comedy to the point that you wonder if he actually believes anything at all.
-Acts like a complete kike, where he literally pretended to be poor for fan sympathy/donations even though he's crypto-rich.
-Alienates people that get close to him and only keeps company with sycophants.

I think I know who I side with now. Owen today is funnier than Sam has ever been:
youtube.com/watch?v=ssFkn26AEZE

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Sam loves trannies

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Fuckin' micro machine's.

You can find videos of Sam Hyde mocking all the liberal SJW shit Owen loves to talk about (like trannies) from 2010 and before. He was ahead of the curve, unlike Owen who was a Hollywood bot trying to make it big via sitcoms. According to IMDB, around the time Sam Hyde was uploading camera phone comedy videos mocking the liberal agenda, Owen was a regular on a show called GayTown and other Hollywood trash

This guy didn't realize Hollywood was fucked up until he was in his 30s. Remember that. He actually aspired to be a famous celebrity and still does to a degree.

the main point is that Sam is now a has-been hypocrite and Owen is experience a renaissance

Also owen is part jewish himself and wants sam on the show but he keeps avoiding him

>called nitro-dubs
>doesn't check em
thats fine sam, i'll do it for you

>when the store is closed

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I love both of them

this is my favorite sam hyde work by far

Is same misunderstood genuis? I love how he inserted the judgement of paris into this KINO segment

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I was edgy for 4 months few years ago and actually watched Sam's videos. I grew up ever since and now I cringe at each and every video of his I encounter. Surely I can't be the only one.

link?

Original for reference

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youtube.com/watch?v=4TVTm5xfvjk

oh ya this is a classic

Sam is pretty fucking jewish too

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Owen is a retard and a schizo

>meditates upon the muses once

Technically not mde but I always show Moms to get new people into it.

Dont bother, its shit

round bread
back from the war
2070 paradigm shift
good day today park
the tomb raider 2013 vid
sports
gamer dude
the brooklyn stand-up vid

just a few OG faves off tha dome

That's what makes him entertaining.

With Sam though it feels like you're left with some dirty aftertaste. Like he doesn't operate on good faith. If his comedy was food it would be like it was prepared by some Indian that doesn't ever wash his hands.

>not owning a shooter shirt
YIKES

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Ideas Man is peak MDE

>imagine being the kind of cuck that pays for some faggot eceleb's merch

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I've seen this copypasta posted for like a year now if not more, I assume it isnt you posting it every time, is it?

MILLION DOLLAR EXTREME BRO

IT'S M,Y FRIEND SIMULATOR BRO JUST CHILLIN AND RIFFIN ON JEWS AND BEING EPICALLY RED PILLED BRO HAHAHAHA

DUDE GOOOBERS HAHAHAHA THEY'RE LIKE ME FRIENDS BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANY IN REAL LIFE SO I PAY THEM TO BE MY FRIENDS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yep.. you better hope I won't ever have to defend myself at 2 am outside your apartment in a public situation in front of your friends

Idk seems kinda tenuous

Edgy and cringe

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>one copy of world peace on blu-ray please

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MDE strikes me as one of the least friend-simulator comedy groups that exist online. Their shit was always conceptual and off-putting until after the show got canceled, after which point I'm pretty sure they don't liked each other very much

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>mfw I found out she is more than six feet tall

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hnggggg

The speed up of Sam is one of the most consistent visual gags. I laugh at it every fucking time.

How is charls solo stuff, I mean the things behind his paywall?

I CANT EVEN GET A BAGEL SANNDDDWWWIITTCCHHH
how bout some McDonald’s