Cast him/her

Cast him/her

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>Cast him/her
Trannies aren't hims or hers. They are its.

Will Forte or Steve Carell in fatsuits.

absolutely will forte

Imagine the potential he could of reached if his parents had actually made an effort to help him.

I just saw a post on Instagram like two hours ago of someone dream-casting Will Forte as Chris.

Am I missing something? I mean, it's basically perfect casting but this can't be coincidence.

Christian Bale.

Bale should play Bob

I'd say its because he sounds just like him, steve carell kind of sounds like him too.

For me it's Jared Harris.

Leo as Chris-chan would be absolute kino and could give him his seconf oscar.

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Mike Myers

Are we assuming the same actor would play both Chris Chan with live action, then Sonichunwith motion capture?

Jared Leto (with weight gain)

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Only Clint Eastwood could play Bob.

this....could actually work

fat, not-dead robin williams

Will he have extra holes in his belt?

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You could unironically make a great Satoshi Kon-like movie out of Chis chans life.
You could film the entire thing Chis-chans bedroom and have him slowly succumb into madness as the lines between reality and imagination blurs the more he gets attacked by the trolls and retreats into his own world.

cast her

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cute!

Kek I just imagined his Django character or Jordan Belfort screaming at a gamestop employee.

Don't call ANYBODY!

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With Kathy Bates as Barb

Honestly? They were meant for each other.

If only Chris wasn't a sex offender.

Either Kathy or Anjelica Huston.

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The farther Chris stays from the gene pool the better

Thankfully he castrated himself

Eddie Murphy

No, he didn't BUT with the HRT he takes, he is almost certainly impotent.

Most based moment in Christory
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Getting on HRT would require going to a doctor, which Chris can't afford. He's not castrated, and he isn't in HRT. At best he was rubbing some estrogen gel on his moobs every couple weeks but he can't afford that any more either. The estrogen gel was fir menopause symptoms or some shit, not actual HRT drugs.

Jesus...

I wouldn't do a straight biopic of Chris' life because a lot of it is actually pretty boring, when not depressing. Making it about a person inspired by the stories/sagas is a better fit. But honestly, the only way of successfully doing a film like this is to figure out how the online component works. Its pretty difficult to visualise an anonymous online mob discussing Chris. How would you make this interesting for an audience?

Who the fuck has phone calls over 2 hours long

Hes basically done nothing besides crossdressing and growing his hair out to "become" a woman or whatever.
And in reality he just thinks that lesbo pussy is easier to get than hetero pussy so I think that's why he's doing this. He truly believes that if he just says he's female then lesbians will flock to him. It's like opening up to a whole new market, in his eyes.
As much as you might feel bad for Chris at times, you've gotta realize he's a total fucking asshole who wants to manipulate people. If it wasn't for his crippling autism he might actually succeed too. Feeling bad for him is misguided, he's really a shitty person who uses autism as a crutch.

Mockumentary style like spinal tap about the miscreants and their planning/trolling.

Women. I once had one on the phone to me for nearly three hours.

Here is my Casting
Galifinakis as Chris
Paul Dano as Liquid Chris
James Franco as Clyde Cash
Aubrey Plaza as Megan
Kurtwood Smith as Bob
Kathy Bates as Barb
Seth Green or Rob Schneider as BlueSpike

Alternatively Keanu as Liquid Chris but i don't think he does bad guy roles

I personally would see the anonymous online users as a senate chambers
>people are segregated into factions (trolls, weens, enablers, passive observers)
>discussing at length about Chris
>you don't see the faces of any of the people
>their faces are merged together - constantly flicking between different faces

The Chris film should be combination of his various antics and the online response to them.

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Somebody hasn't seen Man of Tai Chi

I know it's long but, it's a really good video. Liquid Chris Saga is my personal favorite just because of this and Liquid's videos. You should seriously read it.

Why not have it like scramble suits in a scanner darkly that would work for the different troll personas many trolls used like blanca

Would a Truman Show premise work?

my inevitable biopic

t. dillating kiwi fag

Okay Chris

Idris Elba