>Trailer blatantly lies about what kind of film they're making
Trailer blatantly lies about what kind of film they're making
Was expecting a Honey I shrunk the kids style movie with adults
Greatly disappointed
try honey, we shrunk ourselves.
Many robin Williams movies after one hour photo
what was it about? I only saw the trailer.
some woman sued the producers of drive cause the trailer made it look like a fast paced car chase movie and not just some autist fighting jews
Really?
I mean, even if you're a brainlet who didn't understand what the title actually meant, it must have become pretty fucking obvious about 5 minutes into the movie, no?
no feet scene? pass.
There's Micro by Michael Creighton getting made which is basically honey I shrunk the kids as a horror, set in a rainforest.
Also strong rumours of a Honey we Shrunk the Kids remake.
Had to search up what this was. Vaguely remember the trailer making it look like a fun comedy. Is it not?
>guys becomes a manlet
>wife leaves him
LMAO
is it still worth watching if i thought the concept was kinda cool
No. The concept has no relevance to the story. They even try to say that none of the shrunken humans have to worry about being eaten by bugs or animals because they aren’t their natural predators and will just be ignored (seriously). It is just a propaganda vanity project.
Mexican immigration into the United States of America
based
it was like some anti-consumerism faggotry
literally immigration and not being able to find medical care
the trailer made this thing look like an adventure movie like narnia
Its a hollywood liberal propaganda film about overpopulation (dont have kids white people), immigration, and literal communism. Its a boring turd and is honestly more creepy than anything.
Kangaroo Jack
This. What a fucking bait and switch. Who even was the target audience?
Godzilla made you think that Bryan Cranston was going to be a main character
>Oh ho ho, I bet you thought you were going to get to see a fantasy movie about a strange girl with a secret task to slay giants, didn't you?
damn i remember seeing the commercial for kangaroo jack before spy kids and telling my mom we wanted to go see it and then later she read in the paper that it was nothing like the ads and i thought she was lying she just didn't want to take us sorry mom
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It's about a kid coping with his mother dying from cancer and everything else happens in his imagination.
actually looks pretty good
i liked this movie
what is it about?
it's basically girl version of
There was so much that could be done with this movie. The route it takes is absolutely mind boggling.
how depressing
It was originally an adult comedy, but it was a piece of shit so they tried to edit it and repackage it as a children’s movie at the last minute.
There was literally no reason to make them small
take this film, make it with regular size people
same movie, nothing changes
>movie about some people shrinking themselves so that they could get much better living AND not pollute the planet
>FUCKIN LIBRULS COMMUNIST JEWISH PROPAGANDA
Why are you like that, mutts?
Honestly it was like really old SciFi where the story is second to exploring the ins and out of a world effected by new technology. I personally liked it, but I also have shit taste so grain of salt.
Fuck these kind of films. It’s like that shitty mental movie that Emily browning was in that seemed like it would be cool, but it was just some boring tripe about mental illness instead of 2h of Emily fingering her ass while squatting over the camera
What’s the fucking point
Every single a24 horror movie, and whatever other movie that copies the format
>oh you were expecting a horror movie? Too bad, take this stupid drama student film about depression or whatever bullshit lel
because that's not the movie. it's about how some dude gets left by his wife, absurd illegal immigrants being shrunk down and their inability to find medical care. the fact that they're tiny has no bearing on anything and isn't even a plot point
>Bridge to Terabithia
but it didn't explore that world at all.
there's interesting ideas there, there's a brief mention of whether or not tiny people should have the same voting power as full sized people as they use up so little resources and provide so little in return, but it's forgotten as soon as it's mentioned
My Uncle got this as a birthday gift for my 11 year old cousin a few months ago. Had to awkwardly tell him about it.
Executive Decision
I thought it was gonna feature Seagal.
fucking hogwash
They chose to shrink themselves because that means they could get to live in a huge mansion and live well beyond their means as a normal-sized people. The wife chicken out.
This, the biggest meme in years. Redditors love those movies tho
they have some kind of net or bubble that keeps birds out I remember, but they do gloss over a lot of other factors for disatsers/predation.
i was hoping for a sex comedy involving size play and insertions but oh well
This
ritual, they look like people and babadook were fine. rest was garbo
alien is just being contrarian to be contrarian
A sad girl who's mom died so now she has no friends and hallucinates giant monsters to "kill"
its not great and rides a big downhill slope for the last 1/2 of the movie.
oh, and threads isn't horror
>le overpopulation meme
why does hollywood keep spreading this lie when our birthrates are below replacement?
cxringe and bluepilled
>What's that poster? A story about the adventures of a boy and a dragon?
>That's right, viewer, 3 hours of people doing chores.
>babadook
>fine
oh good you have shit taste and I can disregard
It's mainly asia contributing to the problem
edgy
Ok, then why do they always push that japan has a declining population?
>asia = japan
cringe
worldometers.info
what is it like to be so retarded you can't do a 3 min google search?
OPEN YOUR BORDERS
>not making a movie about the copypasta of warwick shrinking more and more until he falls through reality itself and gets lost in the quantum realm
now THAT would be a film worthy of the title Downsizing
I remember when Disney had the rights to this movie, they only released it in 3 theaters across America
To be fair,
A lot of people cheered when Seagal died,
So I’m not sure the complaints about Seagal dying are fully justified,
It’s sort of a 50/50 Yippie/WTF kind of deal.
What was promised:
>A married couple's relationship hits the ultimate turmoil when they agree to shrink themselves, only she backs out at the last minute
What we got:
>They get divorced immediately and off screen
>Lonely guy meets a house cleaner shrunken against her will who lives in the slums
>Eventually spirals into a plot about how the world is ending and only so many shrunken people will survive in a special habitat
Lmao @ the A24 trio of cuck
Though Audition is the only legitimately bad movie out of the ones I've seen in the picture.
>>Trailer blatantly lies about what kind of film they're making
In retrospect I liked the film because it made fun of global warming (not sure if it was intentional though).
He ended up hanging out with a bunch of Swedish fanatics who wanted to "wait out" the global disaster in an underground shelter.
In the end he stayed with his vietnamese bitch and helped the mexican minis
>I thought it was gonna feature Seagal.
Your expectations subverted.
Remember what happened to The Rock in "Reno 911: Miami"?
>lives in the slums
Isn't the whole point of being shrunk that you can live a life of luxury because you use so little resources. Like you can live in a dollhouse that's mansion sized to you and a single piece of bread could feed you for months? How are there slums?
was actually a good film, you faggot. grow some fucking feelings in that degenerate head of yours
it is about immigration and climate change instead of actually exploring the whole shrinking thing
Because you still need a job, and even in mini-land you need mini-mexicans to clean your mini houses.
Jobs were limited for small people. Call centers were okay because they could simply amplify their tiny voices.
because japan is a successful, crime-free, wealthy homogeneous and cultured country.
it has 120 million people living in the same sized land mass as new zealand, which has only 6 million.
Yet apparently it is 'underpopulated' and 'needs unskilled third world immigrants' to 'enrich its population'.
When a country has good health, is safe and there is a low infant mortality rate, the birth rates drop in order to stabilise the population.
This used to be common knowledge, yet now is conveniently forgotten as a way to push orchestrated infestation.
Here's what I don't get, after everyone has been shrank, who would protect the humans? Also isn't human DNA still coded to grow babies of a certain size? How will humans reproduce?
overpopulation is africa/india/china.
Africa has gone from 240 million in 1950, to a predicted 2,400 million by 2050, in just a hundred years that it is ten times the original population.
During the same time period, europe has remained more or less stable.
Keep sending food to africa though, feed them up so they have an even larger population. Surely when there are 10,000 million living there everything will suddenly be fine.
because postmodern capitalism has gone completely off the rails and requires a fresh supply of debt slaves all the time otherwise a collapse occurs
Anime
Open Borders free shit whitey should shrink themselves so the superior brown masses can survive and use that valuable space and food
WTF were they thinking?
This film takes place in in the US, where our fertility rate is below replacement
What do you expect from the dullest producers?
Basically human traffickers stole and abused the technology. Poor people were shrunk against their will. Doesn't make a ton of sense, but the main guy does have to work in a call center and live in a somewhat meager apartment when he can't afford his big mansion anymore due to the divorce. Ultimately you'll end up with poor tiny people who slum it.
It's predictive programming, they want to push the idea of shrinking people with genetic engineering so they can all be put in cages like battery chickens and fed on 1/10th the amount while still serving the masters.
every movie on the top row is based
Mothman Prophecies is one of the greatest movies of all time
>when you remember those couple of years where it was a fad to package these chick flick sad-feel masturbatory wank fests and pretend they were fantasy stories but there literally weren't any fantasy elements in the movie at all and the entirety of the promotional material is based on one of the character's day dreams which takes up 2.5 minutes of the movie
I wish they got executed when they did shit like this
it VERY quickly turns into an environmental whining movie
I couldn't finish it. The first half was entertaining then it became clear it's propaganda for immigration and depopulation.
unironically what the soi fad is all about
Jarhead was sold like it was a spiritual successor to Stripes or something
I remember seeing this with a friend because we thought it'd be an action movie
Don't bother trying to make sense of it. It was a white guilt vanity project.
>only 2 hours long
>manages to feel like 5
>nothing happens the entire movie
>literally nothing
>use the single scene where someone lights off a firecracker and they think they're being shot at as of course the scene for the commercials
One of the most painful experiences of my life. If you want immortality just throw this movie on a loop, time will stop existing.
>Turns out being in the infantry sucks and you get cucked in every conceivable way
O-Okay....
but not dead muumy
The only things I remember about this are
>The guy begging to be allowed to snipe some guy because he hasn't killed anyone all war
>Everyone firing their guns off at the end in the desert when they win or something
>A girl sending her army boyfriend a video of her fucking some guy that gets played for all the soldiers
Literally true on both counts. Anyone who claims otherwise is either in denial or outright doesn't know what they're talking about. Maybe not 100 percent of people get cucked by way more do than don't. And the thing about some dudes trying to kill themselves over it is also true.
>GODDD BLESS AMERICAAAA
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This is the trailer I remember seeing the most of by far. What a joke.
>trailer claims its a documentary
>is actually a comedy
>implying consumerism is good at all
I'm sure when you buy [insert product here], you'll finally be happy!
Some fucking "graphic design is my passion" faggot made this, not understanding what the name means.
I liked it a lot
>documentary
>about porn
>(((rashida jones)))
meta.
Was the marketing supposed to be ironic or something? What's the point of selling a comedy like that as a doc?
it's fake you retard
>I mean
Roastie go away
Fantastic movie actually. This is what modern war and the army is all about.
>Do nothing.
>Jerk off here and there.
>Everyone around you is a subhuman retard.
>Don't even get to shoot any sand people.
Because their average age is retiree. When the boomers pop their clogs their entire system collapses.