Movies about the true nature of women?

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>6'5"
midget

>5’11
feels bad man
>but have 7” erection
feels good man

>some manlet under 6'8 unironically posted this

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>short girls
Lol I cant reach the stove I'm so smol :3c
>short guys
Hang and flay every female who dares to smirk at my upright 5'6" posture. Let it be known that Alexander, Napoleon, and Hitler were of my height, and they did great things for this world. I will not tolerate mockery, or the streets shall flow with blood tonight

>caring what roasties have to say
spoted the nu-male

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5 actual inches, 4 relative inches. What a tragedy user.

good joke, reddit

Just be yourself fren

5" is closer to the global average than 6", astonishingly

Source : Google it dumbass

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Short girls are attractive

Short guys arent

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The height lets you use it more.

Unfortunately yeah. Tfw 5.5 inches and 6'5", looks fuggin horrible man

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I know this feel, if used properly you can easily swing 6-7s

They cant take jokes, either. No one wants a midget wife but at least short girls roll with it. I always worry some manlet is going to shoot up a college when the lads are bantering

>6'5
>8 inches microdick
should i just off myself?

fuck woman. once you learn to ignore these "failed men" the happier in life you will be

Long as you get your nut off who cares

>7'10
>11 inch microhorse cock
we're not gonna make it bro

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I have a statistically huge dick but I'm still a kissless virgin that is constantly miserable and depressed.

>6'8
>200 lbs
>3 inch dick

Send help

>tall but literal microdick
>turbomanlet but huge dick
which one would you choose user?

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>tfw I get off to girls saying my dick is large but also get off to SPH
>I literally can't lose

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>Tfw you drop your pants and she laughs at your mortal 24” cock
Why can’t I have been born a god?

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I hope a manlet ends up shooting you desu

The Passion of Joan of Arc
>Courageous
>Passionate
>Hates the British
>Loves the Jesus

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This is sad, depressing and a little weird. Would still fuck the mom while the little homeless girl watched.

>SPH
Smoothed-particle hydrodynamics?

I'm 5'6" with a 8" cock. It's okay I guess

Big dick manlet everyday.
Tall man can get women to penis but when they reach it all is lost.
Manlet struggles to get women to penis but at that point victory is certain.

I've actually never heard any bants about being short, then again I'm 5' 7''. What's the short threshold for being the butt of a manlet joke irl? 5'5''? 5'4''?

>5.5 microcock
>But I know how to flirt and have charisma

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It is known that women cannot into dick size.

I live in Orlando and it's pretty spot on. Only thing it needed was more Spanish.

Men who are bullied for something they can't change about themselves are sensitive about it. Whodda thunk

Joke's on you roasties, I have a small penis humiliation fetish!

Eyes Wide Shut

>No one wants a midget wife
One of the wrongest things I have ever read on this website, jesus

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Being short is the worst thing you can be as a man, no shit they’re gonna be angry.

This board is less usable and more mentally deranged than Yea Forums Yea Forums and Yea Forums combined

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tfw 5'8 6 inch penis :)

Just imagine kicking him in the head lol

>muh dick size
Here's a fun fact for you: women don't even have penises

being john malkovich

929nin.com/woman-waits-68-years-to-discover-fate-of-husband-video/

Try this.

Warwick Davis posting was too short-lived.

Selective Phase Harmonics.

having a small dick fucking sucks bros you have no idea
>be 6'1
>be decently muscular
>feel like I have all I need to be masculine in the eyes of a women
>she pulls my pants down
>that brief very subtle moment
>many may not notice it
>but I see it every fucking time
>a small moment in this whores mind where she looks down on me and sees me as less of a man for my below average penis.

It happens every fucking time I can see it in her face and eyes, I just want to get up and leave.

Some do

What's this, the future nurses club?

You are not a turbomanlet, just pretty short
Honestly if it's a LITERAL microdick this is the right answer, but if it's the /fit/ or /hm/ you're asking, 6 inches is dicklet despite being above average

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Here's a real fact. Women hate mutilated jew penises. It doesn't look nice, it's called coping.

>7 inches
>tell women it's 8 whenever they see it
>they compliment me
women don't know anything about dicks so long as you're above 5 inches you can say whatever and they believe it

>tfw my dick is only 6 feet long
I guess I'll be seeing you around, Yea Forums...

Gone Girl

Doesn't matter. If you've gotten to the part where underwear is coming off, shit's not gonna get cancelled.

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This. I'm 6 inches with nice girth and women always tell me I'm huge.

How big?

Hahahah NO, not true if you're below 4.5, sorry bro

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If you fail to properly satisfy her you can spend the rest of your life in prison for rape.

I get complimented too, but I think it's just because the girls I'm with are always usually pretty friendly and know how to flatter guys.
I haven't measured since middle school, but there is no way I'm bigger than 6'

6 inches. Not 6 feet tall

that's when you give her a smirk as if to say 'just you wait' then fuck her brains out cum on her face and leave

>his dick is shorter than 9 inches
yikes

>Cock is 6" but extreme curved upwards like a boomerang
>looks way larger from the bottom looking up than it is looking down
>have to always sit down to create an illusion that i have a monster cock

Anyone else have this problem?

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blacked.com

3.5

I'm only 5 inches which sucks but I have literal poverty girth. I've never actually measured it because I know seeing the number will drive me to suicide but it's as bad as you can get.

This actually scares me and is one of the reasons why I don't want to get involved with girls, even though I probably could now if I tried.

Damn user that's rough. I'm sorry

If all the faggots who've posted in this thread until now were permabanned the quality of this board would skyrocket and finally be worth a damn FACT

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Nigger, you have fucking Peyronie's Disease.

I'm 6'4-3/4" and got totally mogged this weekend at a bar by some guy there who said he was 6'5-1/4". didn't help that he also had like fifty pounds of muscle on me

fellas is it true about the quiet girl that sits in the back?

You are same insecure boys that you always been. It's like you just can't get over that "nice guy" mentality. You desperate to serve female. You desperate to fit their fetishes with all this "masculine, tall, big dick" bubbling. Absolutely average people have no problems to fuck but you just can't do it. You can just stick your penis in vagina until you become that Perfect Prince Charming. I fell kinda sorry for you since you sincerely believe that you not worthy vagina any other way. You actually believe in this manipulations so that abonements for gym keep solding and females could have your self esteem by the balls.

It's really uncomfortable seeing other tall guys get mogged. It's the same as when a girl is the one that gets turned down by the guy, they never know how to act or take it.

What is the concensus conversion rate for height to dick length, ie. How much shorter can you get for an extra inch on your cock?

>8”x7”
>tear girls apart
>have to buy special condoms
>STILL feel like I need to be bigger
I don’t even know how guys like Danny D or the BLACKED dudes have sex in their private lives.

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HAHA damn what is he like 5,11?

>Absolutely average people have no problems to fuck
Wrong, don't make me bust out the graphs and shit

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It's natural curvature, dumbass. Probably influenced even more since I wore briefs all my childhood and stupidly tucked my dick upwards

Post pic

No

Well kinda, they are always sluts, but they never slut around. Most of the time they are too self conscious.

no you homo

>recently found out that Danny D did tons of gay porn before Brazzers
I legit thought he was /ourguy/

>5'7 and 8"

I'd genuinely rather be a manlet than a dicklet.

Yeah some graphs from internet. That's your reality. And you actually believe it. It's kinda funny and sad

c'mon bb lemme see that curved dicc ;)

>5'7
>4 inches

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