This is enough for me to love and support this film

(Not to mention it's kino)

I think he's allergic to anything that isn't soi related or marvel.

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Mendelson is a DCfag, retard.

Oh no, this artless franchise popcorn movie didn't make as much money as other artless garbage. Now we'll have to settle for CG spectacles with different looking creatures than the ones we've seen in dozens of movies before.

Too much of the boring people parts too little of the monsters, same mistake they made last time. They never learn, fuck them.

>bringing your contrarian edgy joker double speak to one of cinemas greatest film franchises.

You have to go back.

The boring people parts were all quick jokes and small interactions. It was perfect. You just don't know what a good Godzilla movie is.

You have to go back too

honestly it did have more monster parts and more godzilla than the last one but it also doubled down on the humans i didnt care about beyond maybe watanabes character

i dont care about the humans i just want to watch giant monsters fight

*godzilla smashes another monster in the face*
Black person: O Hell YEAUH
*ghidorah gets ready to blast a beam*
O SHI-

Lol

I recommend you watch Kaiju Shoshingeki since you clearly have no idea what makes a good Godzilla movie.

KotM was almost ashamed to be a Kaijuflick and constantly cut away in the middle of the action to the boring human drama no one cares about. Godzilla and King Ghidora are having the final battle in the background, we can hear it happening but the Camera isn't showing that it's showing some girl and her family running around.

Classic Godzilla movies knew to show the fights in sustained well lit wideshots so we can get what we paid for: good monster action. No one sees a Godzilla movie for the human filler plot.

>I'm a child and my opinions are irrelevant

>Kaiju Shoshingeki

>uses the Japanese name to try to sound smart
>Doesn't mention a movie from the Heisei period

beardfat, is that you?

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>original film created as a horror film to deal with the realities of atomic war
>childrens movie

Still waiting for you to go back to /r9k/

People avoid it because they don't want to watch boring people 70% of the time.

It's like going to see Spider-Man and instead of watching Spider-Man you watch his friend build the death star in his room and then every time Spider-Man is fighting the bad guy we cut back to his friend for some reason.

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If you don't know Shoshingeki you aren't a Godzilla fan.

I think you're allergic to thinking and not being a massive faggot

Your shitty movie bombed get the fuck over it

this is why you have to go back.

it's not bombing it's just not a massive marvel hit.

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that's not whats happening in the film at all

t torrent user.

It's a very saturated weekend. Plus people are still feeling some fatigue from End Game and Game of Thrones I bet.

I think they should have released it in later summer.

That is the face of a man who knows what his own asshole tastes like.

>Plus people are still feeling some fatigue from End Game
I imagine Endgame has worn people's wallets thin, if nothing else.

i got burned when i watched 2014 godzila all excited in theaters, it won't happen to me again

Based. I was going to watch it just for milley, anyway

surely this site is totally unbiased

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Tryhard faggot

>will watch any garbage that doesn't have a Disney logo on it
counter-programming complete

that's what happens when you include a normal family instead of a tranny family or black chad and white thot married with mixed kids.
maybe they'll learn next time

>While Godzilla: King of the Monsters takes the weekend box office crown, it’s still not a monster hit, as its $49 million weekend haul puts it below its projected opening of at least $50 million. This, and the fact that King of the Monsters opened well below Gareth Edwards’ 2014 Godzilla, which opened with $93 million from a $38 million opening day, making the latest Godzilla sequel an unfortunate box office disappointment. Forbes points out that the first film ended up making $200 million domestic, but if Godzilla: King of the Monsters continues at that rate, it could end up with only $105 million domestic — not nearly enough to make up for its hefty $200 million budget.
Strange how you left this part out

Nigga, stop being such a fucking poser. "You just don't know what a good Godzilla move is." I loved this movie, but you're a gigantic faggot.

And a nigger too for acting like such an idiot.

People spent all their money on 10+ endgame tickets so their capeshit could be number 1 (not adjusted for inflation). Because most Americans live paycheck to paycheck, they couldn’t afford to watch kaijukino and we’re saving for ramen and meat substitutes.

Anyone who actually did that does bit deserve Godzilla.

Does not*

>domestic is all that matters for making back the budget
Wait since when? Don't they account for all the box office in those counts?
I thought domestic was just there because producers circlejerk USA as the only important market. It isn't even that important these days since producers seem to care more about China.

>so their capeshit could be number 1
I honestly suspect Disney shills behind pushing that shit. This retarded rivalry behind 2 Disney-owned franchises is so insipid yet ingenious, in a way.

>hefty $200 million budget
Well, first of all, that's a lie, the budget is $170 million: boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=godzilla2.htm

Just saw it today.
coincidentally, I watched it at the Fenway theater, which is just across the street from Fenway Park where the final battle took place.
Watched it while wearing my Boston Red Sox hat. Kaijukino and Bostonkino.

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Doesn't include estimated $100 million marketing budget.

Go on...

since always

Domestic is important because it's where studios get the most of the money. It's always been that Domestic covers the production budget and International covers marketing and distribution

ah,I see the kaijufags are in full damage control today.

Its amazing how much the shitty 2014 movie screwed the IP.

>no rebuttal at all
>ad hominems

Is Godzilla a woman or a man?

>tfw all Japanese revenue is collected by Toho, in their own theaters, and they also market it there
>tfw Chinese marketing is covered by a Chinese company who bought a stake in the movie, further reducing marketing budget for Legendary and WB
I don't think marketing budget is super high for this movie, desu.

I think he's canonically a male. But American Godzilla is a lady apparently.

The people in the movie were annoying as fuck. The tone shift going from the monsters to the humans was whiplash inducing.

If we're talking about KOTM Godzilla, then he's a man. He is credited as "Himself" in the movie.

seething

>it's not bombing

Its making nearly half what Godzilla 2014 made in the same timescale.

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That's still not what a bomb means.
sorry zoomer lord

Remember that G2014 opened against Million Dollar Arm, a movie about John Hamm teaching Indians how to play baseball. The week before was Neighbors with Seth Rogen. It had no competition.

KOTM opened against an Elton John biopic and a new Blumhouse horror film, following Disney’s Aladdin.

Yea Forums fucking hated the family though, if the rabid screeching is anything to go by.

I was ambivalent. I accepted that they were the main focus and proceeded to invest myself in the side characters instead, and was satisfied with what we got there. The soldiers didn't seem unreasonable or stupid or overly BOO YEAH - griffin was cute, barnes was a bro, foster was willing to leave her ace combat superplane long enough to lead a raid head-on, Serizawa was actually a character this time, Chen was nice and I liked her being a nod to the shobujin, Sam grew on me, and Stanton was... there.

This holy shit why has NO ONE made this point yet

Because it makes no sense and you fanboy retards need to accept that this movie was a massive disappointment.

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Because as much as I hate to admit it in this atmosphere I actually still like the 2014 movie.

Now, don't get me wrong, it has GLARING flaws, and it's not NEARLY as good as Kong or KotM, but I still enjoyed it, and still like it. I'll still gladly get a box set of all these movies when one comes out. But I still vividly remember the first time I saw those blue dorsal fins lighting up and heard that sound, and I cannot hate that movie. There was a chunk in the middle that was dull but I liked it from beginning to cranston's death, and all the scenes with the monsters. That still accounts for maybe half the movie.

I just don't know why you assholes are letting theaters put you into 2d showings using 3d projectors. Stop going to shitty theaters.

Mothra is still fucking ugly.

DONT YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT MY WIFE YOU BASTARD

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>Failing to even match the dismal 55 million opening prediction when studio were hoping for around 70. Potentially making 450 million with a minimum break even point of 530 million.

Losing money for the studio is pretty much the definition of a bomb.

Show me a render of her design. because the toys sure are fucking ugly, like an aborted fetus with two maple leaves stapled to the back

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Oh boy I just love watching random people no one gives a fuck about, monsters fight? Who wants to see that I just hope the little girl with the laptop is okay. Why are you showing me these monsters fighting go back to the family I really care if they work out their dysfunction and becomes a happy family again by the end. I mean that's what I paid for my ticket to see.

If you mean the cheap walmart type toys yeah, they all look like shit. Is there a collector's model you're talking about? I don't have any screenshots or anything and I don't think even the best fanart would be a good way to prove my point. Hopefully someone else has it covered, but I think she ended up looking pretty good in the movie.

>collector's model
Its all the same ugly anorexia shit.

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>watch king of kong
>one hour in realize it isn't that monsterverse version

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I was kind of hoping you'd post a picture to show me what you're talking about. It's okay if you don't have one since I don't either, but you can just say that, you know.

I'm just gonna post prettier moths.

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They're keeping her design pretty well guarded, her role in the movie is pretty exclusive to spoiler heavy scenes.

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>Aye I heard of a Green Monstah but this is ridiculous
>*spits out Sam adams beer*
A bit on the nose

Name a Godzilla movie more boring than 2014.

It's hard because they're hard to remember because they were so boring. There was at least three, I just can't remember which ones. Probably the one focused on Minilla at least. Good for a twisted laugh but still boring as fuck.

The sea monster one.

I even forget his name.

Another Fucking flop. I'll say it again why the FUCK is everything besides marvel movies flopping this year? It's almost ridiculous now. If transformers movies brought in a billion then how the fuck did this movie not? Is it pirating? Do people just not care about the movies anymore? I just can't remember a year where so many supposed blockbusters did so mediocre

Most people I know can't be fucked to go to the cinema unless it's an MCU film. It's just too much of a hassle nowadays.

In three days it made back the money invloved in producing it. When it finishes up it will make its money back and earn a little bit. Besides the only reason it earned so little was because of the numerous blockbusters.

Not a secret that streaming and internet accessibility is killing the kinoplex. Boxoffice is down again this year compared to last and its gotten progressively worse since 2017 which was a 25 year low. And has been trending down for even longer. Some special occasions like avengers endgame exist, but for the vast majority, cinema is on the steep decline and has been for a long time.

Ebirah

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Yeah, that's it, fuck that Giant Lobster, he and his entire movie was a snoozefest.

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You joke, but I remember a scene where a monster steps on a dunkin' donuts sign.
As a Boston resident, I laughed.

The final battle literally takes place in Fenway?

Ebirrah and Son of Godzilla

yeah, kind of.
The stranger things girl transmits the frequency to lure the monsters to fenway park.
The monsters proceed to destroy boston.

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Ironic since the retarded MCU fans who act rowdy during movies are one of the reasons people don’t bother going to cinemas to see movies on opening weekends now.

it has that annoying woman who I bet is gonna play an important role, so it's not free of soi, so I dont mind it flopping, tho I'd prefer Marvel flopping