And in the end... it all made sense. In an epiphany, it finally dawned on him. After almost two decades, the architect finally understood it.
The Architect realised that it was not the prospect of holding a stout, heavy, almost whalelike woman that intrigued him so. It was destruction and chaos. It was the idea that he could take the most lithe, most slender female specimen and turn them into ice cream devouring whalehogs with nothing but a Piercing look. Anyone can create but it takes a true artist to appreciate the beauty in destruction.
And this was his legacy. This is the architect's magnum opus.
You must have a lump of clay with which to sculpt. The architect knew this. So he picked the most beautiful statue and grounded it to dust. He took that dust and mixed it with coca cola and flour to increase its mass. Then finally he had a lump of clay big enough to work with. He whittled it down bit by bit into perfection. Some might say his job is done, but who truly knows the inner workings of the architects mind.
Aiden Clark
Is she actually skinny now?
Jason Nguyen
He played us like a fiddle only to show us what a true architect can construct. Bending the form to his will effortlessly.
The real joy is the growth along the way... A seam splitting on a dress, a button popping off a blouse, a bursting in the seat of the pants, or a bra snapping from excess cuppage A project reaches a point where any extra pounds no longer change the form but simply increase the mass, and now I have the fresh chance to enjoy it all again...
Tyrone awoke from his slumber abruptly. He could sense a disturbance. Although he knew not where or how he could sense a magnificent big white ass had disappeared. He lit a marijuana cigarette and took a long drag. "Shieeet" he said out loud. There was only one person who could set this travesty correct. He picked up his cell phone and searched through the contacts. There it is he thought. He hit dial and waited. One ring. Two rings. A voice from the other side sprang to life. "Yo is this the architect?"
The Architect is the best meme to come out of this shithole since Javertposting. Good job lads
Eli Evans
You can only build so high, so wide, before you finally reach limits of what is possible. He knows that if he wishes to practice his art, he must start a new.
Remember the Tower of Babel; those who aim too high will inevitably fall to their demise. The Architect knows the limits of nature. As a man of intellect he dare not even cross that which God forbade
Jacob Jenkins
is this gonna a piss off the fatfags? cause if it does then I'm all for it. those fuckers deserve castration for they're blobposting.
Ian Rodriguez
>and now I have the fresh chance to enjoy it all again... >I
how often would Yea Forums watch it if this was the actual title of his last movie and it's about building a massive building that is very sturdy and firm all as an analogy to his actual magnum opus. like it started out as small house for a little family but the project got bigger and evolved into a massive mansion over the years and he never could finish truly since you can't reach perfection and then tore it all down(as OP described)
Reminder to fatfags that Pierce watched his first wife die of cancer, getting skinnier and skinnier throughout chemo until she wasted away into nothing. He has reasons for what he does, his passion is routed in tragedy which is why it is applauded as modern art, whereas the rest of you just have a shit fetish for sub-par women.
Luke Wilson
The true art that the architect is capable of is something that no mortal can ever lay eyes upon, and he knows it. Just like the Tower of Babel, there are some things that go against the rules of nature implanted into the world by God. So he destroys his work, not because he wants to, but because he understands the limitations of this mortal realm. The Architect can prove his mastercraft by rebuilding that which he destroyed. Bigger. Better. Larger. And he can enjoy the journey once again.
In the end, the architects magnum opus wasn't his wife, it was providing inspiration to fatten up girls.
Carson Barnes
BASED BROSNAN landwhale apologists BTFO
Sebastian Walker
>y'know honey, I'm really concerned about your health. We have to face the fact that we're getting old now, and I don't think I could face life without you. I love you too much. >AARRRHHHH FUCKING MISOGYNIST
>like the model she used to be except that she's an old flacid hag instead of a sexy fit teenager
Evan Hill
why is that twinkie so smug?
Jose Gonzalez
Have you never played a video game? When you achieve everything there is to achieve, starting fresh from scratch and doing it all over again starts to look very alluring. It's the journey, not the destination.
>wife asks me to lose some weight >I ask her to as well >now we motivate eachother to stay a healthy shape, but nothing extreme
Sorry whales that you're gonna land a 4/10 at best. Writing articles will really help you. Me and my 8/10 will be happy making our 8/10 kids and living an 8/10 life.
Fuck those 10s though.
Ryder Stewart
Nice. No more fat acceptance propaganda appropiating worst bond
Ayden Parker
>the lazy man gets plastic >but the patient man >The patient man knows
Lucas White
Right is literally perfection. Only virgins disagree.
Adam Kelly
I honestly have no fucking clue what he's up to. I'm scared.
What did you actually do with my sister last night?
Blake Morgan
Yeah I'm thinking that's based
Angel Wood
Get some glasses.
Ian Brown
This is his masterpiece Metamorphosis Staying loyal while experimenting This is the endgame The Opus Magnum It's as if you built structure implementing all architectonical styles while arriving to masterpiece in the end Tearing it down just to start anew Brilliance
This. Life is cyclical. What is beauty without pain? Or gain without loss? Pun intended.
Parker Bennett
Imagine those heels on those tiny shoes she's wearing suddenly breaking off under her weight as Pierce takes her around town after a nice lunch.
Robert Murphy
Thats definetly not the simplest or the even most probable answer how about her doctor telling her she needs to lose weight since she is getting older?
Jaxson Lopez
great bread friendlies
Hunter Hernandez
He's prestige classing
David Young
The Architect watches his work move through the world. Some would call their art "children" but he prefers to call it "wife". He walks outside on a brisk fall evening and looks to the stars for inspiration. He thinks of distant suns dying like embers in a campfire, sparking bright at first and then fading up and away. He models his work after this notion, the expansion and retraction. The star pushes out, eating planets, devouring its locality, leaving destruction in its wake. It is a catastrophic force. He watches his work devour cake and 44 oz sodas, he chuckles when he finds the stash of snickers bars, the wilted salad greens, the rotten fruit, the discarded whopper wrappers strewn all over the car. He fills the hallways with bowls of candy and insists its "for guests". But the Architect knows who will be drawn to the multiplicity of chocolates. He sees the pounds pack on, more in the summer because the work is insecure and feeds itself when it looks in the mirror. The dresses in the closet increasing in size like a wicked prime number pattern. After the star goes nova it will wither away. The solar system grows cold. His smile will fade. But there is new light in the darkness. The Architect knows that all things in life are a cycle of death and rebirth. The stretch marks on a belly that run all the way over the horizon like jagged highways. The Architect merely laughs. This is the process. The thing that brings him closer to God. In his art he finds Heaven on Earth.
Isaac Jones
absolutely based thread
Jayden Davis
>mfw seeing a monkey island reference in this thread ... or ANY thread for that matter
