Post your dream guests. For me it's zizek

Post your dream guests. For me it's zizek.

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Mister Metokur

Kill yourself zoomer queer

For me it's uncle Adolf

Rocco

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no one because im not a faggot that has an idol

Where did this guy come from? I only heard about him a few years back where he blew the fuck out of desTINY in a debate but he seems to be everywhere lately. What's his story?

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Patrice O'Neil if he was still alive

>Assuming literally anyone but the sub 100 die hard fans of mega64 know who he is

Probably Tylo b Chillin

A Joe Rogan soundboard AI

Eddie bravo with someone from nasa

Jared Taylor, but then the podcast would probably get banned from youtube.

Rogan should play Hakan in the Street Fighter reboot

Zack Snyder
Michael Bay
Donald Trump
Sam Hyde
Norm Macdonald

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just a random e-celeb, don't think too deeply about it

My dream guest would be an actual ape. Not even memeing.
Imagine Rogan's childlike wonder as he attempts to interview an actual chimpanzee. As he tries to make a connection, tries to bridge the evolutionary divide. His awe at nature, at the primal connection, at the raw power of this missing link. Nearly human nor fully bestial, a living metaphor for Rogan himself.

Jamie, pull that shit up

don’t worry goy, he’s of no concern to you

>assuming he wouldn't just go in character, never even mentioning Mega64

HOLY FUCKING KINO

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Taylor Swift, but unironically.

Kanye
and it will happen soon.

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Nick land

Mike Franzese.

FUND IT!

>Joe they've got me all wrong, chum! Why, I'm just a regular working class chap just like any beer swilling manual laborer. I instruct the help to put on my monogrammed socks one at a time, just like everyone. So when the government says I'm "not allowed" to open minimum wage factories on the moon, I ask you: are we also "not allowed" to enjoy rock and roll music, throwing around the pig skin projectile, or monster truck pay per views? But thankfully you have your old pal Monty to tell you the truth about that silly bill. They don't think you love America enough to vote it down. Well poppy cock I say!

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Drumpf

Is he an alt-right person or something?

Jaime

the fuck did I just say?

>upper bottom right
whats my reward

Norm. He wanted to come on when he was catching shit for the Louis CK/Roseanne comments but Netflix wouldnt let him.

Kanye West

imagine having the greatest programmer who ever lived on rogan

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>Richard Spencer
>Keanu Reeves
>Kanye West
>Sam Hyde

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Richard Spencer

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brenton tarrant
anders breivik

encyclopediadramatica.rs/Mister_Metokur

He's been laughing at retards on the Internet for over a decade. Just a guy who picks on lolcows who in occasions ends up doing things that get really popular.

Mr Metokur is a fag who posts his own channel in every youtube thread that pops up

el canelo

Joe Rogan and his clone
youtube.com/watch?v=-xY_D8SMNtE

*blocks your path*

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John Romero and/or John Carmack
Dave Chappelle
Paul McCartney
Martin Scorsese
James Cameron
Nick Mullen

IMAGINE HIM WITH ZIZEK

IMAGINE HIM WITH ZIZEK, ON WEED

some alt right moron /pol/tards jerk off to

>Nick Mullen
Cringe

More Dan Carlin is always a good thing.

Mike and Jay

does alt-right now just mean "anyone who isn't a far left identitarian?"

bill burr AND the lovely nia. would be guaranteed meme worthy

shut up bitch nick rules

Zizek isnt interesting though

He's the only commie that I don't want to have executed by firing squad.

chris chan

It's a catch-all term for anyone who isn't a blank slate egalitarian. I've been called alt-right and I would be considered a liberal in the bush era.

Zizek is more interesting than any of the people you will ever know

BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
THATS RASIIIIIIIIIIIST

*sniff* zis is why i call myself communist *wipes nose* *sniff* you see? It is not that i actually support the communism *sniff* it is only for means of creating reactionary thought within my listeners *sniff*

Pynchon.

>Zizek isn't interes-
youtube.com/watch?v=7xYO-VMZUGo&t=8m23s

I'd pay to see that.

Some eceleb. Kids love him and he loves kids.

>mfw y'all brainlets

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Sam Hyde
Varg Vikernes
Ted Kaczynski

I would love this for the YouTube comments alone

Based

Norm MacDonald

For me, it’s Christy Mack

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>ZMDSN SBTHM
What did he mean by this?

Dilate your wound

EVERY.
EPISODE.
How does he manage to bring up chimps so many times? I laugh my ass off every time he starts his chimp story again.

A representative of the Clockwork Elves.

Varg

Carmack would be a great guest. 9000IQ

he's too smart for joe, though, and even more crazy

>It's Joe breaking down Warmachines technique beating women for half an hour
>"Jamie, pull up the post-event picture... WOW look at that, hahaha, he really fucked you up"

These.
Yeah, as if.


Also Arnold

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Karl pilkington, imagine those two round heads talking about monkeys and apes for two hours

Mel Gibson but only if he appears exclusively to shill for some fringe scientist peddling stem cells.

David Duke

you're alt right

william binney, edward snowden, julian assange and alex jones. dr. phil as a bonus