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Kino families edition

Old salt and bread

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Explain to me why she's crazy now?

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roasted brain

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She is a Targ

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no sex

3rd for Ygritte

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>Arya goes back to Westeros
>doesn't immediately go to King's Landing and kill Cersei when she knows that's the person to kill to end the war.

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Here's your kino family bro

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>now
D&D kind of forgot they were supposed to build it up slowly over 8 seasons

HAM

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DANY!

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>flying up to the keep on the back of the dragon
>you're riding bitch behind Dany, fully engorged with your muscular hands around her cute waist , your dick rubbing her cheeks as the dragon moves around
>she knows but doesn't say anything as she loves it and it's turning her on
>They've bent the knee and have surrendered
>you slide off and motion Dany to jump, you catch her and she gives you a little kiss
>You start walking hand in hand into the castle, Drogon takes off and Dany's hair gets blown around and time stops as you are struck with her sheer beauty
>Enter the Throne room and they're already bending the knee
>Dany is giddy and happy and that makes you happy to see her like that
>You slowen your pace but grip onto her hand as much as you can, it not even fully separated and you have a need to touch her again and it hurts your heart
>you stare at her as she gives her speech
>she looks at you every now and then and gives you a special smile that's just for you
>she motions you to start liberating and you liberate the dethroned King of whereever you are in half, never breaking eye contact with Dany
>you take her hand and go to the King's chambers
>as you hear the screams of people burning alive and being slaughter you make sweet sweet love and become on with the one true Queen

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Imagine how much more kino the first few seasons could've been if Dany was played by an actual cutie, instead of that midget with the self-conscious eyebrows.

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Yeah quit posting your faggy generals your show fucking sucks now

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cast a better daenerys, big faggot

Jaime is Azor Ahai and will take Brienne as his queen

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They didn't deserve that fate

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Ew, your pic related is far from an "actual cutie"

not need to fight.

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OUT! OUT, DAMN YOU

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Cersei should have died a horrible fucking death.

But midgets make for the best qts.

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You like sucking dicks

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>now

>Jon my ovaries are drying up while we speak, fertilize my egg with your seed my king
>AH DUN WANT IT

This is why

>Arya kills the Night King
>none of the characters think it might be a good idea to avoid another war and just have Arya kill Cersei
very believable

b&r

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>Tyrion knows of a secret passage into the Red Keep
>Cersei is still alive for reasons

Logic goes out the window.

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>14 days without GoT

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>The average /got/ theory poster

probably the cringiest shit i've ever read

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Why do Redditors love fAegon so much?

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>Redditors love fAegon

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Thank God for that

He's their guy. Maybe it's because of his homosexual father figure.

How do you know this, user?

Don't forget Varys, Arya and Davos knowing how to sneak there too. Davos ever managed to get past Euron's fleet before the battle to leave a boat for Jaime and Cersei right in front of the secret entrance to the Red Keep

I can tell from the way they post that they're not from around here. I know we've had an influx of them as well. I just put two and two together.

But fAegon is based as fuck

So was Tormund the dad of Maege’s kids? He took all their sons off to be wildlings, and left her the daughters to be ladies of Bear Island?

>Davos ever managed to get past Euron's fleet before the battle to leave a boat for Jaime and Cersei right in front of the secret entrance to the Red Keep

Just turn your brain off

I thought /got/ generals would die after the series ended, especially given how poor the final season was?

He's a perfect good guy hero

>"I couldn't think of a finer man for the task"
>"Retake the iron throne from the Lannisters?"
>"Deliver it to our king Aegon, on a plate?"
>"These generals should be made in your honour"
>"When i heard Young Griff had you in mind, i can't say i was suprised....."
>"After all, you were his fathers most trusted friend"
>"Not to mention your accomplishments at the siege of Griffin's Roost"
>"And the way you, succesfully roused the golden company to fight at Aegon's side"
>"You are the last of the great commanders, and your loyalty is clearly above question"
>"However, the city of King's Landing is a wild and unpredictable place......."
>"A lot can happen out of the reach of Storm's End"
>"A man might look about him, and think perhaps, the iron throne, is rightfully his....."
>"Good luck, Jon Connington."

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the influx is because the end of the show confirmed that faegon will be important and probably get to the throne in the books. now that people know he’s not just a red herring, it’s easier to get invested in him and his plotline

Schizo.
>Forgetting that Jon exists

Man I hope Jon Fagotton will get to see his plans turn to ash and fAegon die before greyscale catches up.

>someone is surrounded by like 8 zombies and is surely dead, but the camera cuts away before we see them die so they are perfectly ok

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The final season was so shit it's entertaining thinking about and discussing all the ways it's shit

bookfags are keeping this alive. even if it dies it’ll probably see a resurgence mid next year when winds comes out

/got/ generals will live forever

So you admit you and your fellows are part of the Reddit influx, atleast.

But she was until Hot "cream" Pie told her the Boltons don't have winterfell anymore

Yeah right, you redditor.

>But she was until Hot "cream" Pie told her the Boltons don't have winterfell anymore

>kills Cersei
>goes to winterfell

See we can do two things at once.

He’s a dumbshit kid who listened to Tyrion’s intentionally bad advice and is going to make nothing but enemies from now on.

>you and your fellows
fuck off fag. i’m explaining it, not claiming it

>he doesn’t believe in the (((maester))) conspiracy
good goy

Family first, especially hearing your bitch sister and bastard brother are alive and well.
>turn off your brain bro

>show avoids Jon having to kill treasonous prisoners of war by making Lords Umber and Karstark die during the battle
>show avoids Jon executing a an oathbreaker by having everyone ignore Lord Glover after the battle
>show avoids Jon having to burn real people and not just wights by injuring Rhaegal so he can't fly
>show avoids Jon's dilemma about killing Dany by making her burn thousands of innocents for no reason and Tyrion saying she'll go for his family
How can anyone say this fucker isn't a whitewashed Gary Sue? Reality itself bends to keep him in the moral right

She was such a non-character
Why did they think anyone would care when she died? We hardly knew her

>Family first,

But killing Cersei is literally putting family first.

>fucks off from her family to go sail the seven seas

a lot of people are still reading the books

She screamed
Just like Jon.
Characters that scream with the camera zoomed into their face are the best.
Gods I love that

Man, I love video games.

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That is what they get for being lazy fucks and not walking 10 steps in any direction.

Then surely this belongs in until the spin-off series arrives?

>Karl Tanner

HE WAS A FOOKIN LEGEND!

>Jon is completely surrounded by dozens of newly raised wights closing in
>camera cuts away
>only like eight lethargic as fuck wights all in front of Jon and spaced out
Miguel is a hack

Why did Dany and them have to launch a full assault on the city if the super powered anime assassin whose more or less on their side wanted to kill Cersei anyway?

It still fucking sucks that there is no antler's helm and stag emblem.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!

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They kind of forgot to find out where Arya got the skills to fight those wights and kill Night King and Arya kind of forgot Jon and Dany were at war against someone on her list

I absolutely adore this shot of Viserys and Dany in the first season. They look so beautiful. Targs are so pretty and i wish for a targ-oriented prequel just for that reason desu

>t. dany
Fuck off or i'll shank you again, skank.

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STANNIS
T
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this, t b h

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Fuck off if Sopranos and Mad Men can be discussed a decade after theyte done so can GoT kys capeshitter

redditors are huge bobby b spammers

/alita/ and /jazz/ i shuppose theyre of the table as well

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is he on his tippy toes while standing on a step above?

>Sam getting buried by zombies biting and clawing at him
>cut away
>cut back
>Sam is sitting in the exact same place, crying but zombie free
The fuck happened? They clambered over him for a bit, moved on without even scratching him, and he just sat there sobbing the whole time?

Who should have been the one to kill the Night King?

>Jaime, dying in the process for bonus POTTERY points since he would parralel himself in season 1 saving Bran as opposed to attempting to kill him and thus living up to the Kingslayer title

>Lord Beric seeing as how he was resurrected about 10 times only to serve little to no purpose at all, Lord of Light needed him to serve his purpose and bring the dawn

[Spoiler]personally I think S8 should have just had everyone being btfo for all time by the WW and ends in a full apocalypse scenario, banding together in the penultimate series should have been too little too late because the rest of the kingdoms were too focused on comparatively petty conflicts in the face of a world ending threat which is a major theme of the entire fucking series[/spoiler]

Huffed too much dragonfire fumes, unironically. That shit is full of lead

Theon

after having taken KL in all of 10 minutes, she realized everything that happened after 7x01 was an utter fucking waste of her time and resources, and her westerosi "allies" were useless shitters who only used and betrayed her. no wonder she snapped lel

Stannis, who walks into winterfell, eyeing at Brienne, who then arrives in the godswood with his flaming sword, killing all the white walkers before laying the night king low

This fooking image

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>Who should have been the one to kill the Night King?
Mega Fight between a bunch of great male warriors, no Arya ninja retard bullshit and no Brien either, and all the Others the NK had as elite bodyguards.

This is literally human perfection. You could cast someone as good looking, maybe, but never better

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HOW WILL DANYFAGS LIVE THROUGH SEEING THERE WAIFU MAKE A DISGUSTING FACE WHEN JON PUTS A BLADE THROUGH HER, AND THEN SHE SCREAMS CRAWLING TOWARDS THE THRONE, AND THEN Yea Forums MAKES SPAM IT TO OBVLIVION? HOW WILL THEY DEAL WITH THIS? BE HONEST DANYFAGS, NO QUARREL, IS A LITTLE BIT OF YOU SCARED THAT DANY IS ABOUT TO BECOME A MEME WITH -THAT- FRAME. YOU KNOW THE ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT.


JON, BEHIND HER, BLADE IN. AND THEN SHE DOES HER "I'm ACTING DEATH" FACE. GODS I'M ERECT THINKING ABOUT IT. DANYFAGS, RESPOND. I WISH TO SEE THE LEVELS OF COPE

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>no Brienne either

Cringe, shes one of the best fighters they have

It should have been a team effort, beric, jon, jaime and tormund fight him physically while bran uses his magic to weaken or stun him so the 4 dont just get roflstomped. Dany could hold off viserion and get her cool moment through that while arya, brienne, theon, the Hound and anyone else i forgot hold off the actual white walkers to keep them seperate from NK. Everyome should have had a role to play instead everyone is fodder except for God mode arya

Meera. YEETS a spear at the night king.

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CA makes the best trailers

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Dany is top cute

Some one needs to make a smiling perturabo he needs some love

>Mega Fight between a bunch of great male warriors
HOLY SHIT IMAGINE JON, JAIME, HOUND, BERIC, THEON VS NIGHT KING

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This

OVER THE ALPS PERHAPS

If Bobby was so bored and miserable as King why didnt he think of a reason to go out and fight. Maybe conquer Lorath or one of the weaker free cities or something. Hes the King im sure he could have devised some campaign to get the fire going in him again.

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The Gayjoy rebellion placated him i suppose.

>conquer one of the ''free cities''
Now he has to feed more people and shitload of slaves while at the same time defend from dothraki horsefuckers.

Those idiot greyjoys probably placated his battle hungry tendencies well enough to stop him from declaring war on Essos or something

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Maario Naharis

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Idk he could have just plundered it and left, filling up some of those deficiets he racking up from his parties. Maybe he could have led an expedition North to purge the wildling once and for all? If he lived for fighting and was King it doesnt really make much sense that he wouldnt devise some reason to fight like Richard the Lionheart.

Theon
Great
You crazy

u seem to forget u need a good reason to go to war. Where is he gonna get his army for this expedition will everyone of his wardens agree to this shitshow? whats in it for them?

How do I roleplay this in crusader kings?

>Update
There was some African in his court asking him to come and invade the Summer Isles and Jon Arryn was stopping him doing that apparently. Probably for the best, George would have written it so Westeros was flooded with marriages from down there.

Because Bobby was a good man, raised by a good man and a friend to good man.

He could reason that an invasion of the north to wipe out the wildlings would be to defend the realm. If he invaded a free city he could simply state that the troops can keep any plunder they can take which was a great incentive used to get people to fight in IRL medieval times.

Why didn’t that Alt Shit X fag make a video for the last episode?

he killed himself

I can see Jon Arryn stopping him from making too rash of an invasion but at some point as bobby started wasting himself away Jon arryn should have thought of something for Bobby to do before he endes up the way he did.

If you find out how let me know. I want to be king of ashes with mad queen Dany

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What exactly did Tyrion see in the fog that was flying above the Shy Maid? Right before they encounter the Stone Men.

Why did D&D chicken out of the Inside the Episode for the last episode?

That was clearly a phoenix my dude

This ending was garbage but it's martin's alright

Mod in an instance? Have it proc when you play as Jon, don’t own KL, and Dany gets the Insane trait.

best sigil
best king

so was the faith militant stuff in the books?

Yeah.
Peasant revolt incoming in TWOW

What if she was just autistic and sperged out because of sensory overload when the bell rang

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Is that dude your idea of a cutie? Fuck, man.

Yeah but it goes down differently in a lot of ways.

Who the guy on the right

yeah but book cersei armed them because she was paranoid

Reminded me of that scene in A Clash of Kings when Bran sees a similar thing flying away from Winterfell as everything is burning around them. Was that ever included in the show?

>roy dotrice doing a downy impression for hodor

>dead set on one task/goal
>freaks out over loud noises
Daenerys the Autist confirmed

>"The words of my house are "I am the Fury" and I will show them fury burns"
Best house words too

Yeah
I woudldn't be surprised if they rise up and side with fAegon at this point, there's no way Cersei will conveniently get rid of them and then sit doing nothing in King's Landing for a book and half like the show.

That's me on the right.

RHAEGAR

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>Explain to me why she's crazy now?
user wouldn't fuck her, be her King, and awaken her womb so she went full yandere.

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That’s what I figured
I think that’s obvious

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because bobby b was based and unironically a great king.

Isn't this exactly what all the other men were doing? Jon was the only one who was able to resist good pussy. Or at least the only one to turn down incest.

You could have prevented this, user.

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i think dany eventually figures out the blackfyre and varys conspiracy and that's why she kills him

fucking hell i hate d&d. They really couldnt let go of their egos could they?

I honestly hope he changes the ending a bit. Not enough to invalidate any foreshadowing and clues from the previous books but enough that it's not the Disney shitshow we got. Keeping an ending from 1991-1993 this many years, books and changes later would be a mistake

imagine being a got eceleb topkek

>don't fuck with me, Jon
But she wanted to be fucked so bad

>the dire wolves meant nothing in the show

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>if Jon had just fucked his hot aunt instead of fucking with her, all those kids would still be alive

A pornhub dream come true.

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You just know that they wanted to kill off Ghost and Nymeria too to save on budget, but knew fan uproar would be too severe

When Stannis marches though his victory parade thought Winterfell in the books, what is the first thing he will do?

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I’m surprised Ghost got to live to be honest. D&D just through the rest away like garbage. At least if we get the books we will see Ghost and presumably Shaggydog at the Battle of the Bastards

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make stansa happen

Offer marriage to Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.

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Hopefully he sees what a sperg Jon Snow will become from watching the show and kills him for good. We need a better Azor Ahai.

Isn't that the hand from The Breakfast Club when the principal points at that delinquent and threatens to kick his ass?

>hot aunt
>hot
not for many years

>Ghost and presumably Shaggydog at the Battle of the Bastards
>the all black and the all white doggos

Did they?
>Lady
>Sansa becomes Lady of Winterfell
>Nymeria
>Arya sails west to find new land, just like the warrior queen Nymeria
>Summer
>Brans rule ushers in an age of summer
>Shaggydog
>Rickons story comes to an abrupt end
>Ghost
>Jon dies and then comes back from the dead

The only one i can't figure out the meaning of is Greywind.

I know but I particularly enjoyed user's descriptions. I want an in love Danny who gives me a dragon child for every king's head I bring her with vivid descriptions.

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I want to lick her eyebrows

>tfw no crazy royal gf to kill people for and make me a king
why live

CUTE

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Have Melly annul his marriage, marry Sansa to get a claim on the North, and fuck Asha in exchange for a quick death for Theon, and then give her to Massey when he returns with 20,000 sellswords.

Still ridiculously cute. Would laugh with and tickle

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You know, you forget how erotic Arya going full ninja assassin on people was

Reminder Rattleshirt will come back next book as some sort of fire equivalent to Cold Hands..

Good pussy?

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How come her hair never grew out?

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How come her belly never grew out?

correct, the fate they deserved was the valonqar

She kept it short because of literal benis envy.

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It forgot to grow

>it doesn't make sense a little girl kill night king
Vlad is too pure

she always wanted to be a man

>Feast was 2005
>Dance was 2011
>Winds was never
>Dream was ever

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HE DIDN'T DESERVED IT BROS

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>there must always be a Lich King

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The best ending is none at all

>Eddard named his sons after Robert (Robb) Jon Arryn (Jon) his brother Brandon (Bran) and his father Rickard (Rickon)
>Neither Sansa nor Arya are named after Lyanna
Why is this, do you think? What if she's still alive

>okay now I kill you
;_;

Memory is too painful probably.

>Ned and Jony Arryn both name their first born sons after Robert
>Robert let's Cersei give all his "children" Lannister fucking names
He was a bad friend.

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But not the memory of his father and brother being killed? Also, I guess that's the totem pole of who Ned loves move
>1 Robert
>2 Jon Arryn
>3 Brandon
>4 Rickard
Which makes sense, I guess. No Benjen either.

Of all the things bobby did i always thought this was in his top 3 shittiest

>you will never be one of the mountain's men

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Unless he let Cat name the girls.

>I will never die for Stannis

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This is complete bullshit, stop posting this shit in every fucking thread. Sansa always was Lady of Winterfell, she became Queen in the North but she always had the "Lady" title because she's nobleborn.
Arya is an assassin not a warrior, and she's not a queen.
Don't get me started on the rest of these interpretations, it's ridiculous.

I can't remember if there was anything in AWOIAF, are Sansa/Arya Stark or Tully names? I don't remember anyone else from either house named them.

Shitmouth > Polliver > Raff > tickler > Cheswyk

>You will never rape and pillage the riverlands while this big guy protects you
Why live?

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I guess you could say Edric Storm might be named after Ned? (but speaking of shitty things Bobby B did, how about laughing at the kid's letters).

didn't he kill one of his men for snoring?

Queens who marry just have a husband. You dont turn into a king dipshit.

There's an Arya Flint, I think the one who Bran got his climbing from apparently, and there was another Sansa Stark in the past. They're Northern names.

>cut in half because you snore too loud
nah

oi jun snu! ge' o'er here and slam me pussi propa!

If its rape and pillage I'm after I'd rather be in the Brave Companions.

*cuts your foot off*

How is it that Wrath's cinematic still holds up today?

Start AFFC bookmark as Aegon and marry her matrilineally (that's the only way she'll accept, but it doesn't matter since you become the same dynasty after you take the throne anyways). Then conquer the iron throne, wait for her to give you a Dragon and use the dragon conquest CB against everyone between Westeros and Meereen.

*cuts your hand off*

Gregor was fucking based for doing that, it's nothing less than what snore fags deserve. Not only will i get to rape, loot and pillage at my leisure, i also won't loose any beauty sleep.

Based

>dismembers you leaving you a stumpy body with only a head
>as youre going insane force fed your own flesh
The Mountain was a fucking monster

>ywn be in the band of the red hand

At least he visted storms end and edric every now and then. Poor mya stone bobby was the deadbeat dad who went out for cigarettes and never came back.

>no timeline where Robert actually moves on from the dragonfucker slut and raises Prince Ned Baratheon to be the greatest king Westeros ever had

Edric is indeed a northern name, but Ned is short for Eddard.
What actually ends up happening with her? I don't remember AFFC/DWD that well, but I remember the Vale gets a lot of screentime later on.

That was Cersei's fault desu. He clearly loved Mya.

>you will never be Ramsay's Reek

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>oberyn
looks like everyone else

>Edric is indeed a northern name, but Ned is short for Eddard.
Yeah but there's clearly a habit of Westeros of giving someone a variation of a name of someone you know e.g. Robb and Rickon are clearly named after Robert and Rickard.

She's helping out when Sansa and co. are coming down from the Erie.

>the literal femcel character in the entire series doesnt autistically sperg out
>dany burns down kings landing

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Youre right i forgot about how cersei threatened to kill her. Still if bobby was so lax and didnt do much kingly duties he could have visited her every now and then.

it kinda forgot

Edric is more than a derivation of Eddard though, it's a separate name. There are Edric Starks that predate Ned being born.
Mya was fathered years before Robert met Cersei, during the time Ned and him were Jon Arryn's wards. I doubt he even remembers she exists.

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Na, Cersei remembers him wanting to bring her to court but she said no.

>....promise me Ned

There's a line in one of Cersei's chapters about how Robert once said he wanted to bring a bastard daughter of his from the Vale to court, Cersei threatened to murder her, Robert beat her but then never brought it up again.

Im pretty sure theres sone sort of mentio that bobby wanted to bring mya to court but cersei not so subtly threatened to kill her, iirc varys sends all his bastards birthday presents so he didnt really forget. Still it wouldnt have behooved bobby that much to visit her now and the

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>Edric has been sent a gift from his father every year on his name day. These have included a pony, a sable cloak, and a child-sized warhammer similar to his father's weapon. Edric would write to King's Landing to thank his father for the gifts, but upon receiving the letters Robert would laugh and ask Varys what he had sent that year.

Only Edric gets presents. Varys was keeping tabs on the ones he knew about (even fucking Varys could only find half of Robert's bastards) like paying for Gendry's apprenticeship, but Mya Stone hadn't heard from her father in years.

Imagine spending a year fighting a war only to find that your sister willingly fucked the enemy

>Still it wouldnt have behooved bobby that much to visit her now and the
It's not like the King can just up and go to the Vale at a moment's notice, and she's not a recognized bastard so the pretext would be pretty thin. Can't use the royal manse just because you want to check in on your illegitimate daughter.

Interesting. Was this miscarriage scene ever filmed? All the leaks 2 years ago mentioned it, so I'm wondering if they just had a copy of a script before it was cut, or if it actually made it to production and there's a deleted scene somewhere.

This makes me both happy and sad.

J-ump into bear pit to save her life
A-spire greatness in her
I-nfatuate her with your looks
M-ake her a knight
E-scape winterfell without her

He cares just enough to send him gifts but not really enough that he would get up and do it himself.

Bobby did basically nothing while jon arryn and stannis actually ran shit his absence wouldnt have been that big od an issue. Isnt it mentioned he went to greenstone solely to visit his estermont family there?

For a scheming, lying murderer Varys is surprisingly wholesome.

Didnt varys/robert also get her that mountain guide job as well?

If Ned knew about her, presumably Jon Arryn did too and would have made sure she was well taken after.

Jamie "Pump her then dump her" Lannister
Jamie "One knight stand" Lannister
Jamie "Hymen breaker" Lannister
Jamie "Virgin slayer" Lannister

Mya is cute

>Mychel says I have the eyes of the owl.” She mounted and urged her mule up the first step. Catelyn’s animal followed of its own accord.
>“You mentioned Mychel before,” Catelyn said. The mules set the pace, slow but steady. She was perfectly content with that.
>“Mychel’s my love,” Mya explained. “Mychel Redfort. He’s squire to Ser Lyn Corbray. We’re to wed as soon as he becomes a knight, next year or the year after.” She sounded so like Sansa, so happy and innocent with her dreams. Catelyn smiled, but the smile was tinged with sadness. The Redforts were an old name in the Vale, she knew, with the blood of the First Men in their veins. His love she might be, but no Redfort would ever wed a bastard. His family would arrange a more suitable match for him, to a Corbray or a Waynwood or a Royce, or perhaps a daughter of some greater house outside the Vale. If Mychel Redfort laid with this girl at all, it would be on the wrong side of the sheet.

>Again they were given fresh mules. Hers was white. Mya smiled when she saw him. “Whitey’s a good one, my lady. Sure of foot, even on ice, but you need to be careful. He’ll kick if he doesn’t like you.”

>“I’ll come back for you,” Mya said. “Don’t move, my lady.”
Moving was about the last thing Catelyn was about to do. She listened to the skirling of the wind and the scuffling sound of leather on stone. Then Mya was there, taking her gently by the arm. “Keep your eyes closed if you like. Let go of the rope now, Whitey will take care of himself. Very good, my lady. I’ll lead you over, it’s easy, you’ll see. Give me a step now. That’s it, move your foot, just slide it forward. See. Now another. Easy. You could run across. Another one, go on. Yes.” And so, foot by foot, step by step, the bastard girl led Catelyn across, blind and trembling, while the white mule followed placidly behind them.

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I STANNIS BARATHEON THE ONE TRUE KING OF WESTEROS DO CLAIM THIS THREAD BY RITE!

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aaaagh...

>You ask that? You, who killed your mother to come into the world? You are an ill-made, spiteful little dragonspawn full of envy, madness, and low honor. My promise to Lyanna lets you pretend to be my bastard and display my colors since I cannot undo that promise. And to teach me humility, the gods have condemned me to watch the mad king's grandson waddle about wearing that proud wolf that was my brother's sigil and my father's before him. But neither gods nor men will ever compel me to let you turn Winterfell into another a wildling village. Go, now. Speak no more of your rights to Winterfell. Go. Oh, one more thing. The next wildling I catch in your bed I'll hang.
Wow, Ned was kind of a dick

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Jon never displays Winterfell's sigil as his own.

I BEND THE KNEE

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HOW DARE YOU SPEAK LIKE THAT TO MY NEPHEW, NED

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It's over. Let it die.

How do we know for a fact:

1. Bran is telling the truth about Jon being a Targ
2. That septon who wrote that shit down in that book wasn't lying.

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I really hope cersei gets a satisfying and non-tragic death like the one she got in the show myas life could have been perfect if cersei wasnt such a bitch

Because we, the viewer know its not a lie

first of all fuck off and die then we'll talk

The script told all the characters to believe it without evidence.

same for cersei in many ways

JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF

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I agree with everything but i like to think Lord Glover wasnt addressed because the white walkers killed him before they came to winterfell

>i like to think Lord Glover wasnt addressed because the white walkers killed him before they came to winterfell

The got intro map showed the path of the undead, deepwood motte was not touched.

Bros I think it's time for us to go. Let's just not make another thread.

Wouldn't they all be dead when the went there with those poisonous butterflys? They don't have any tolerance to it at all. The unsullied are dead right now.

Bro i think you should just let go and post in a capeshit thread where you belong

>can anyone say this fucker isn't a whitewashed Gary Sue?
The only reason I wouldn't is because a proper Sue would have not let his little sister killsteal the Night King. Sue's are supposed to take over all of the plot lines surrounding them to really qualify, but this nigga was fucking useless for his own main arc.

It is not over pretender. This thread is mine by rite and I will crush all shitposters.

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Yeah I wouldn't buy it. The book doesn't say they had a kid, even if they did, I wouldn't trust that Jon was that kid. Especially with the only person vouching for him being his creepy brother.

But ironically it never comes up or matters anyway, so who gives a shit. R + L = J was worth fucking nothing. Even the shit from the (incredibly fucking terrible) crazy Dany "arc" could have all happened for a more interesting reason like people just plain liking the King in the North more or a thousand other reasons. It was fucking worthless and a waste of time.

Fuck never caught that how do they have this guy run away and face no punishment?

Based ad truthpilled

season 2 littlefinger onward was a fucking retard.

book littlefinger is a scary fucking person.

Do you want me to slit your fucking throat, retard?
Another attempt at being funny and I will, you fucking mouthbreather.

From what I remember it was filmed bc cersei’s body double was used. She talked about it.

for me, it's Harry the Heir

But I only come to this board for this general.

>Fuck never caught that how do they have this guy run away and face no punishment?

D&D are fucking HACKS

He refused to fight for the Starks after Jon stepped down as King and bent the knee to Daenerys. He wasn’t helping her and would rather have Sansa as the Queen in the North.

Bro just let go and let your anger die bro

>15 Years old
>Becomes elected Lord Commander
>Best fighter ever
>Has girls like Ygritte and even Val drooling over him
>Bastard but rises above it
>Only treated poorly by enemies of his family, bigots and "bad guys"
>Half Stark and Half Targaryean
>The secret hidden heir to the throne all along
Hmm...

Still seems like a stupid fucking line of thinking considering they needed danys dragons, it was the apolcalypse and Sansa is fucking stupid and petty. He ran away from house stark in its darkest hour for the second time the whole "he swore to the king in the north" is lawyers prattle glover is the biggest fair weather friend in the show and thats not someone you trust.

Should have ONLY adapted the books up until the end of A Dance with Dragons and after that cancel the show.

Agree?

Not even a throwaway line like, "Lord Glover was beheaded for his treason" instead of le epic 3 minute long horse petting montage or dany/sansa mean girls drama.

>considering they needed danys dragons,

Reminder Dany saved the North, not once, but twice.

I’m not defending the stupid writing I’m just saying what his motivation was, however stupid it was. I also wouldn’t doubt if Sansa’s first act was to get rid of the fucker.

Got to watch Tyrion move chairs or walk King's Landing

>Makes a lot of stupid decisions
>Ignores his senior officers advise
>Pisses of a lot of the watch
>Exploites the wildlings
>Was dumb enough to take Ramsay's bait letter
>Openly announces that he's deserting the night's watch
>Suprised when he gets killed for it

he has his faults, but is def a Gary Stu.

If someone abandonded me twice in two of my most dire moments i would not trust that man again whats to stop him from finding another loophole to worm hia way out of helping me a third time?

this is my feel

>Jon and Arya have the closest relations of any siblings in the books
>in the show they have four scenes with each other, all of them are "was up?"

>I’m just saying what his motivation was,

Remember when Lord Glover said he will follow JOn for 1,000 years?

She was hot enough before the strokes.

Book Jon was some good shit
>get to the Wall
>think you're heading into a "he's bullied because he's better than them!" story
>but then based Donal pulls him aside and points out no, he's being an asshole to everyone and needs to remember they didn't grow up with the lordly lifestyle he had
>Jon mostly shapes up and stops acting like a faggot to the other recruits

Old Daario or New Daario?

>Old Daario or New Daario?

Explain the change and why.

Old Daario

So why do Wierwood Trees have the face?

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The Children of the Forest carved the faces into the weirwoods to harness their powers. It's the same shit Bran ends up doing later on.

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>So why do Wierwood Trees have the face?
Freaky human sacrifice blood magic.

How is it possible to have a jaw line like this?!

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Its really hard to say, the first daario definitely nailed the swaggering playboy but i felt he was too over the top meanwhile the new guy was almost too subdued and chill. So over the top veering into cheesy xena warrior princess or somewhat bland its hard to say imo

They were carved by the children of the forest

Because the actual transition to insanity was cut out from the show.

>forced meme from 2012
>samefagging
big yikes

>Only has one arm
>Kills a fucking giant despite only being a blacksmith by trade
Yeah i'm thinking Ronal was based.

>Best fighter ever

Only on the show. He's not supposed to be anything special

Sure, but most people are young at that time period
>>Becomes elected Lord Commander
thanks to Tarly lying to half the watch, behind the back of Jon
>>Best Fighter Ever
Jon Snow has been training to fight with a sword since he could hold one dude, of course he's going to be better than most people. And if you read the books, you'd know he's not "the best"
>>has girls like Ygritte and Val drooling over him
IIRC Val didn't really care shit about the watch
>>bastard but rises above it
Yes.
>>half Stark and Half Targaryen
Not yet proven in the books
>>secret heir
read above

bro it was foreshadowed bro, haven't you paid attention ?! so much foreshadowing bro...

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here's your (You)

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>thinks hes le epic memer for erasing the you in microsoft paint
Stupid renlyfag is stupid

NEW

they cared about it

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Based. I'm running a pagan campaign right now but will try this soon and update. How are the events in this mod? For me it's the most fun part of the game.