Here's your Tali bro
Here's your Tali bro
Henry Moore
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Benjamin Rivera
I'd Keelah her selai if you know what I mean
Cooper Sanders
Is there supposed to be something wrong with this image that I'm too white male heterosexual to see?
William Carter
No idea mate, I'm too white and heterosexual as well
Grayson Sanchez
Would've been so much better if you could romance her in the first game, but since you couldn't
Liara>Tali
Angel Butler
C U T E !
Josiah Adams
>pink skin
Their skin is grey. If you're going to cosplay at least get it fucking right.
Jayden Wilson
>TFW you realise who the artist based the facial structure on
Nice
Christopher Morris
I don't care what she looks like under the helmet.
But she better fucking wear a helmet.
Asher Martinez
Bosh'tet motherfuckers up in this thread.
Bentley Nelson
Would you marry Tali if you knew she had a birth deformed face and if she promised never to remove her helmet?
Anthony Phillips
No, she can't make human babies and is thus inherently worthless as a female. But I'd fuck her like a fleshlight on the side no prob.
Ian Roberts
Yes. Yes I would.
I wouldn't have to worry about kids inheriting the defect anyway, and helmeted Tali is already a cutie (and boner-fuel) to me.
Cameron Mitchell
You can clone both yourself and her and raise them as your children. (Also its actually possible to make a female clone from male DNA so you can have a human daughter too)
Liam Watson
She sexually arouses me in the suit, so yeah
Hudson Myers
Hmm, imagine the male clone and female clone getting together and fucking, thats like the ultimate wincest...
Logan Perry
Cringe
Angel Morris
that's masturbation
Asher Jones
>t. Mass Effect 3 art department
Elijah Reyes
>Gypsy looking woman
*Pukes*
Grayson Taylor
>Purple skin
Stop race changing her. Sheps pic of her revealed she's white.
Benjamin Butler
Well, they're literally space gypsies.
Moving from place to place like nomads, scavenging for a living, being met with a certain suspicion wherever they go.
Brandon Peterson
Correct she cannot make human babies with Shepard
she makes Humarian babies
Austin Anderson
DAMN, Tali looks like THAT?
Nolan Anderson
>Sheps pic of her
Kevin Adams
Your description is pretty close to jews, not to mention planning to retake their homeland from mindless beings.
Shame jews are a complete boner killer for me
Jose Howard
I want to do vile, disgusting, unspeakable things with Tali’Zorah vas My Car’s name on our wedding night
Adrian Sanders
Sorry user I already married her years ago. You can have an asari or something instead.
Aiden Roberts
>vas My Car’s name
kek
On earth, though, wouldn't a quarian rather take the name of your house? Since their ships are their homes, not just tools for transportation.
Landon Hernandez
How warm and moist is Quarian pussy?
Camden Reyes
They would take the name of the planet so she would become Tali Vas Earth if she settled here.
William Jenkins
>generic coloured human face
At least try.
Landon Martinez
Sadly this is canon. Remember ME3.
Ryan King
Wyatt Moore
my femshep fucked garrus so that's nothing
Kayden Clark
>he wouldn't a predator
One more reason why shad should get the noose
Noah Campbell
Would have liked something more practical since Quarians not on the Flotilla would have to use their suits from hours to perhaps months on end. Hair inside a suit like that would need to be kept cropped or even shaven and tubes would be there to feed her and the likes, sort of like the Stillsuits of Dune.
Alexander Cooper
Instead they used a stock photo and had it shopped by some no talent intern.
Charles Howard
Don't fucking remind me
Jaxon Bennett
Why are you fags still mad about this?
Charles Ward
IIRC the plan was originally to reveal Tali to be a freaky freak, in order to test players' love for her and consider whether her appearance would be a factor in their relationship.
But then they backed out of that idea since they got scared that players would be unhappy that she wasn't a total beauty.
Jason Anderson
IWTFTQ
John Hughes
Literally a Shoop of a stock photo. Man, ME3 was a wild fucking train wreck.
Carson Anderson
Reminder that Mass Effect has been raped by talentless hack sjw’s.
Owen Stewart
With a body like that it is easy to overlook a lot. I assumed they were kinda like flimsy turians since they had they same kind of blood chemistry.
Blake Myers
Justin Moore
And they definitely had no talent left to make an otherworldly beauty out of her.
Colton Torres
I suppose I’ll have to settle for the milf Admiral Daro’Xen
Isaac Ortiz
>talentless
This was literally the case, wasn't it? The team that worked on Andromeda were all a bunch of new people with pretty much zero experience.
Liam Kelly
Adrian Bailey
I like this iteration. They look kind of like greys but still familiar enough that they aren’t completely alien.
Nathaniel White
The fact that they did such an incredibly lazy job of depicting even her perfectly conventional beauty just makes it so much worse.
Jayden Hall
>Literally a Shoop of a stock photo
Isn't that what royalty free stock photos are for? What's the problem with this?
Nathaniel Cooper
y
Jackson Lee
Both are false, Andromeda had plenty of talent behind it as seen in the gameplay, exploration and graphics. The problem was that management had zero idea of what they were doing, the fact that people shitposted so hard about the faces tells me that nobody actually bothered to play the game and give it a chance
Aaron Bailey
>tfw that beauty allows you to fuck her and you infect her with all the plague viruses you carry but are immune to
>tfw she falls apart in front of you before she can give you a baby that is capable of strengthening her race by making hybrids
sucks man
Leo Carter
>I want a hideous alien for a gf
John King
I played the game. Gameplay sucked, exploration was meh, graphics.. you just mentioned the faces. It was a fetch quest from beginning to end. Characters were all unlikable and forgettable. The only good thing I can say about it is the combat was improved from the trilogy. I honestly don’t know how they managed that. But that’s about it.
Brody Howard
>Tali’Zorah x Male Shepard
>vanilla, marriage, impregnation
>they’ve fucked so much that her reproductive system has adapted and accepts only his semen
Xavier Walker
Wait. That's supposed to be Tali? NOOOOOOOOOO
Christopher Ward
>people romance Tali because of her good looks
Charles Flores
Evan Gonzalez
Chase Cruz
And her physique and awkwardness would be ruined if she was some ugly alien behind the mask. Good on Bioware with the modded stock photo.
Carson Hill
>Gameplay sucked,
You stupid or something? Gameplay was great, dashing around the battlefield while switching classes on the fly was a fantastic way to evolve the combat of the series. The great weapon variety also made things more fun as did the combos
>exploration was meh
It was good, and seeing how tons of people have wanted the exploration like in Mass Effect 1 then they should be happy that it's back and in a functional form this time.
>graphics.. you just mentioned the faces.
Yes and? You just going to ignore everything else like textures, lighting, colors and art direction?
Blake Moore
I forget, was she the one voiced by Claudia Black?
Adam Hill
This shit still makes me mad.. but at the same time, happy they have pretty much ruined BioWare. Especially now with the shit bomb that was Anthem. Go woke go broke. At least we had the trilogy.
Adrian Wilson
They ruined it with all that talent.
Nolan Clark
Yes and? Also Sam Maggs is not credited as a writer for Andromeda, she isn't even in the credits for the game
Jose Robinson
Art direction was horrendous.
Henry Cox
She makes a point to shoot herself up with as many immunoboosters and antibiotics as she can before she does the dirty with you, and even then the worst she gets afterwards is the mother of all head colds. It's even implied later that her system adapts to Shepard after a while so they can have sex without iasue
Lucas Taylor
Would’ve preferred this over any other possibility. A cute.
Michael Young
Yes
Why does it make you mad?
>Go woke go broke
Has that ever been the case?
Kevin Diaz
Then top fucking tier taste there, user. Good job
Julian Campbell
Lincoln Fisher
She looks nothing like a gypsy. Have you seen one in real life? They're basically indians.
Jace Brooks
>that image
Is this the prototype incel?
Josiah Sanchez
If by "incel" you mean "syphilis-ridden madman" then yes
Carter Harris
Oliver Hall
I’m glad you enjoyed dashing fantastically between fetch quests. Mass Effect 1 gets shit because it’s dated but I’d rather play that instead of this garbage. Funny you ignored my other points because I’m right.
Julian Lopez
Unironically hotter than the human looking tali and I would 100% fuck if I liked someone that looked like that.
Henry Perry
>gypsy
Thats not a gypsy
This is a gypsy
Gavin Moore
Gipsies can't into space, or AI.
Mason Perez
>Tali's better
>But Liara can give you biological descendants
It's a hard choice.
Mason Hughes
source?
Brayden Adams
>because I’m right.
Indeed, the game took one step forward in terms of gameplay and two steps back in terms of writing.
>dated but I’d rather play that instead of this garbage
You think you do but you don't, and the parts of ME1 that got shit on now got shit on back then as well.
Elijah Harris
>You think you do but you don't, and the parts of ME1 that got shit on now got shit on back then as well.
Brody Sanchez
Why the fuck are you defending some garbage cancelled game. It’s done. It’s dead. There won’t be another one
Dominic Murphy
Caleb Myers
Is having kids with Asari the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having kids with Asari. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl not even related to you for at least a hundred years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another alien. All the hard work you put into the beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her, and at the end of the day she's not even related to you. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the aliens that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random alien who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. They get to fuck her tight pussy every night. They get the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man you don't even have a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least a hundred years of your life simply to raise a girl for another alien to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
Dylan Parker
Aiden Bell
Man i don't care, but the world of mass effect is probably my favorite in all the fiction i've been through. It's better than Star Wars even though they inspired from t here. So sad that it's over :(
Evan Clark
I’m with you. A few months ago I bought a 360 and the trilogy just to take the ride again.
Liam Watson
source!
Elijah Evans
>ultimate cuckoldry
The heritage will be pure. If you had a human daughter and she married a black, the kid would be half black. However your asari daughter will only give birth to others asaris. Imagine if she ended with a vorcha and your grandkids were vorcha, jesus christ.
Jose Baker
>So sad that it's over
Nah it's not really over. They didn't cancel the saga, just stopped it for the moment because they realised they were fucking it up with andromeda. I can assure you it will be back, althought it may take a very long time for it to happen.
Nicholas Bell
It's probably like Star Wars. The good is over, whatever comes next won't be the same. I just wish they'd return to our galaxy some 100 years later. Make a new adventure, just go with the destroy ending as canon even though i don't prefer it.
David Perry
It's better than Star Wars because Star Wars is SHIT. Also maybe read Revelation Space, where they got the idea for the reapers from. It's not the same, but it helped to fill the hole in my soul just a tiny little bit.
Jaxon Cox
I'd recommend giving Mass Effect: Paragon Lost - animated movie a watch. It was pretty decent actually even though Vega is the protagonist. It's not much but it's something imdb.com
Cooper Butler
>Ten years later
>EA is going to shit
>Selling IPs like crazy to get some money
>Sells Mass Effect to CD Projekt
Colton Rogers
>EA is going to shit
yeah right, every big football game i see on tv when i'm at the gym has the EA logo on the players, they are loaded for life. Plus they make a ton of money from those shit sports games
Owen Roberts
I didn't say it had to be realistic.
Robert Perry
That looks fuckin nice user
Xavier Miller
Concept art, forget where I got it from online but neat enough. The skull seems too spherical imo but that's the only complaint I have.
Mason Phillips
Just wait until lootboxes are banned from the US. There goes the cash cow that is EA Sports
Anthony Flores
It's from the artbook of the original game. There are so many cool things in there
Christian Evans
Nice, thank you.
Jeremiah Clark
If EA does the unspeakable and licences Mass Effect to fucking Disney, I will literally commit an act of domestic terrorism and bomb EAs corporate offices.
I don't even give a shit glowniggers, put me on your fucking watchlists all you want, but if that filthy kike mouse is allowed to ruin another great sci-fi universe, I will go Oklahoma City on their asses I swear to God.
Chase Clark
>Still made over a video game series with only 1 decent game in it
Yea Forums, pls
kek
Benjamin Myers
please post the turian one if you have it some of the potential turian faces are absolute hilarity
Cameron Hernandez
>Choosing the space gypsy instead of the blue space nympho
Isaac Sanchez
>being a species traitor and banging xeno scum when you have a perfectly fine piece of prime white human female ass sitting right there waiting to give you a baby
d e g e n e r a t e s
Aaron Barnes
>pig
lel
Jaxson Kelly
Sadly I don't. Though I do know what you mean
SQUAWK
Christopher Rivera
Space jews actually. Gypsies lack social cohesion displayed by the Quarians. Also they're not famous for twisted science,
The Geth are literally the Golem myth
Parker Morgan
>Space jews actually.
That would be the Volus and you know it
Caleb Garcia
Why cant bioware into animation
Joshua Martinez
Volus are just sci fi dwarves. Also generally a lack of the Volus being insidious, and instead just having the Volus be d-tier background characters who spout meme lines.
The Quarians fit the jew stereotype better, several of them even have jewish names
Jordan Scott
>cd reddit
Yikes, they gonna get bough up by EA after cyber borderlands flops.
Evan Richardson
I want to ruin my life and impregnate this gambling addicted gypsy
Justin Scott
>sci fi dwarves
Bad comparison. They're not tough, sturdy little fighters and craftsmen. They're even more vulnerable than quarians, since they need their suits to keep them under high pressure as their bodies would burst in normal atmospheres.
They are, however, often traders. And they deal in just about anything. Land, weapons, resources, slaves, etc.
There's one that's a financial advisor on the Citadel, having a reputation for being able to handle lots of money without leaving any clues. Another owns a casino.
>insidious
Well, there's a mission in ME2 where you take down a volus arms dealer who trades with gangs. And another where you get hired by one to take care of his colleague, as he tells you his colleague is out to get him, but then it turns out the volus was hoping you'd elliminate his partner so the volus could get all the earnings of their research.
The jew stereotype isn't all that ill-fitting, honestly.
Carter Bailey
A cute.
Wyatt Reyes
>Kor Tun
SHUT UP VOLUS
>*kisses Quarian gf in front of him and the racist police officer*
Isaiah Robinson
>it will never be 2008 again
youtu.be
Bentley Turner
Why not play on PC with graphic and gameplay mods?
Angel Myers
Wrex was such a fucking bro, I didn't feel the same connection with Garrus until ME2
Dominic Sanders
how come everything you say to jacob in that game sounds flirtatious?
Landon Carter
because bioware
Jaxson Nelson
>when people are being dicks to a quarian girl, spontaneously grab her and make out with her
I imagine she'd be awfully bewildered.
Xavier Edwards
so just because i want to speak to the whole crew my femshep automaticly craves the bbc? and there is no way around this?
Wyatt Harris
Welcome to modern day entertainment, where blacks are promoted everywhere just for being black.
Angel Anderson
Man, talifags are fucking cancer.
Dominic Martinez
Why are all quarian females waifu material?
Ryder Stewart
ME1 would make a great movie
>jumping out a window and running along the outside of the citadel
Lincoln Hernandez
>not posting superior track
youtube.com
Asher Evans
There were actually rumors about it over a decade ago with Matthew Fox to play Shepard.
Robert Gonzalez
Because they're cute as fuck.
Also bodysuit fetish.
Jayden Reed
Tali shouldn't have hair.
Liam Brooks
Best part is if you do get with him he cheats on you with the other black bitch in ME3 lmao
Noah Foster
Not only that, but actually knocks her up and intends to start a family with her. Like, damn...
Thomas Perry
yes
Robert Gomez
Sounds like plot armor. IRL think if a hot alien came here with all her virusii and you even came in contact with it/her. You would most probably not be able to survive the event but it would probably be glorious. It would surely be a death worth dying.
Ethan Adams
A based thread on Yea Forums?
Jacob Barnes
>wide hips that speak to men's minds of many possible quarian/human babies.
>thigh gaps that invite non-hindered insertion followed by an easy baby delivery.
basically this.
Jason Bailey
3 > 2 > 4 > 5 > 6 > 1
Parker Lee
There's somethjing about their voices too. Probably because of their masks giving them that effect.
Lucas Bennett
TFW no super qt Quarian gf.
Brandon Jones
True. They have a fish-like slur which probably comes from the mouthpiece and makes them sound they have a cute fluffy mouth pillows and struggling to speak a little because they are little bit used to solitary life. It really fits into their backstory. I don't know if Karpyshyn wrote the Quarians but he is the only one smart enough to think that much about the lore to give them as much charm. The other Quarians also seem like they value the moments when they speak so much that they are kind of frustrated that they have to even do it (probably spending suit battery juice - which can otherwise be used for genital stimulators) so they come off harsh and conservative.
Samuel Scott
fucking based garrus
the ultimate and final team member
Xavier Rivera
I’ve never been a pc gamer. I’m sure it’s easy to do but I’ve always liked consoles. I know I know..