JUST
JUST
>two white people having kids
Uhhhh yikes
the pain of monogamy spread across his tortured face
Nah senpai. He looking at the paps.
Once you're married you just stop giving a fuck
>perrier
a man of taste
>Mr. White, I got those groceries and fucked the Spider-Man girl just like you asked me too
Is that Val Kilmer's son?
how do i get a gf?
Imagine being the piece of shit that follows a couple of actors and photographs them outside of a mall.
Imagine being the even bigger piece of shit that cares about that stuff and makes a thread about it on a taiwanese knitting forum.
Or Brendan Gleeson as I prefer to call him
She decided to settle down with Todd and now look at her
if you have to ask it's very likely you'll never get one
Meth Damon
I watched Melancholia the other night and she looked fantastic in it. What the hell happened.
He looks like Jim Gaffigan
They seem very compatible with each other. I envy what they have.
I bet hes buying hot pockets but in a jim gaffigan voice
>just
these look like your average satisfied american couple
A bag of old pennys and fresh milk
>peak milf
i literally see nothing wrong with this
>I watched Melancholia the other night and she looked fantastic in it.
That was because of the tits, young user. She looked like she's midway hitting the wall in that movie.
I know. These guys act like they're never going to hit 35.
If you get to be this age and your wife is still this attractive instead of a she-cow, count your blessings.
>2019
>marrying an old (after 30) woman
>those huge milkers
a man of taste, i see
Kirsten Dunst was never particularly attractive.It's the Spider-Man (2002) nipples in the rain scene blinding you.
damn, Mark looking like a chad. also basedtitsguy
anyone else love the irony of a board/website that continually advocates having white babies while simultaneously mocking and complaining about white pregnant women for gaining weight?
Nah, she was a major qt when she was young. In Spider-Man she was like 19-20.
lol
They're together in real life? I can get behind this, they had good chemistry in Fargo. That being said, would it kill them to do a fucking push-up or invest in a salad?
>board that continually advocates having white babies
That's /pol/, user, you seemed confused. How about you go back there and never come back.
Bring it On was peak KD
His chin situation is very bad, he needs to keep that huge beard
Don't be a fag.
Also her peak was Marie Antoinette
I have a spell I can sell you for 35 bucks. Its guaranteed to work
I met my last gf in a bar. I humped her the first night and after that it was too late, I had already seen everything
White women are the enemy no matter what. Remember the guideline, newfriend
issat Meth Damon from Breaking Bad?
at least that's his kid...
right?
Jake Gyllenhaal fucks around a lot
post body
Now THIS is America