Beloved classics that you can't stand

just skip to the assassination attempt and it's pretty much non-stop action kino from there
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>they are fighting an entire police force
>they are fighting another terminator that is stronger and has no known weaknesses
you're genuinely retarded are you?

>Woaaahhh man I have no arguments, me intellectual, action bad

And yet, YOU'RE still not interesting.

The Shawshank Redemption
The Long Goodbye
Gilda
West Side Story
Aliens
Anything by Spielberg that isn't Indiana Jones

>One movie is about surviving an alien on the ship, that is cunning and dangerous, requiring the crew to flee and try to hide, since the thing is too powerful to fight
>The other movie is a bunch of marines killing several of the same aliens, and the only reason they pose a threat, is because there's like a million of them
It throws the suspense out the window, and trades it for some shitty action plot.

I like 80s movies, but could never enjoy Ferris Bueller

I used to love it as a kid, but I can't watch this babysitting, meme spewing neutered shitshow anymore. It's insufferable, the little piss brat is insufferable, how they turned a killer machine into robo daddy is blasphemous.

T1 is vastly superior.
Cameron is a disgusting hack, he did the same with Aliens.

this. also in alien ripley was cool and likeable in aliens its
>look she can do manly things, shes so badass duuude!
not to mention the absolutely cliche marine characters. but again, by far the worst thing about aliens is that its an action movie that is boring.

Stalker, and that's coming from someone that loves Dostoevsky.

and ofcourse the famously bad taste and obsession with adding kids to the movies.

Because you have a of speck common sense and empathy

I used to hate Ferris Bueller but it's really grown on me over the years. I now consider it John Hughes' best. Also Sloane is a qt

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>add 1 kid in the movie
>obsession
okay mate, I'm sorry but kids exist, that's just the way it is
>female uses gun
>movie bad

>the absolutely cliche marine characters
yeah they are cliche now because Aliens was copied endlessly
>It throws the suspense out the window
there's plenty of suspense in the movie, I suggest actually watching the movie

I have watched it, it's not very suspenseful. The thing about the first movie is that they can't really fight back in the traditional sense. So you know have a fast alien creature that easily overpowers you. In Aliens, they're getting killed left and right, so there isn't anything to be afraid of in the same way. It turns the suspenseful survival horror into "will we run out of bullets before it is too late?" It's just not that good. There's a ton of fantastic action movies, this is not one of them.

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>So you know have a fast alien creature that easily overpowers you. In Aliens, they're getting killed left and right, so there isn't anything to be afraid of in the same way
they always get overrun and people die, the threat is very much there
> "will we run out of bullets before it is too late?"
it's never played like that, and is that even an argument ? again most of the time they are on the run because they always get overpowered, has nothing to do with bullets
the scenes are varied too, in one scene Ripley is stuck with the little girl and a facehugger and they have no guns, she has to use her lighter to get out of there
then there's the queen, they don't kill queens left and right do they?
>There's a ton of fantastic action movies, this is not one of them.
Aliens is considered an action classic by most of everyone who isn't a contrarian, I hope you're not going to tell me you consider capeshit as good action movies

Cant tell. Only faggots like t2 and there sure are a lot of faggots around here

the ending to this movie is kino, however it's not a 10/10 overall

what would you consider a 10/10?

T2 aged like shit. It was fucking great when i was a teen. But now the cringy ass kid just drags it down to the dirt

>the ending to this movie is kino
I hope you dont mean that faggot happy ending they added in the home video release that wasn't part of the original

I didn't care for it.

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>T2 aged like shit
who cares about the kid, the action is still top tier
still better than most of everything releasing now

The worst thing about it is Paul Reiser though. God I hate that mother fucker in everything I've seen him in.

I'm baffled that men who call themselves "straight" enjoyed this movie. It's gayer for reasons even outside of that volleyball scene. The two lead women are ugly (Meg Ryan was never hot, Kelly M is old even here). The footage of the fighter jets is boring. The plot is overly dramatic like a soap opera. It's like someone created a romance movie for closeted gay military loadblowers.

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Didn't work the first time.
It will not work the second time neither

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>he doesn't like Jurassic Park
Holy shit user slow down

most arnie and stalone films