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Who cares. Why is the media trying to destroy this movies?

cope

This is how I feel about all godzilla movies, I don't know why they all bore the hell out of me

being old and not giving a single fuck must be so great

these fucking clickbaits

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>senior citizen struggles to watch a CGI spectacle meant for teenagers

wow, insightful

i really don't get what's up with this guy, he always looks like he'd rather be somewhere else and yet he still keeps on being in the same shit movies, playing the same role
does he have a mortgage or something?

I just saw this movie, I actually liked it a lot. Some of the drama was a little overplayed but overall I thought the human/monster balance was well done, both halves of the narrative were interesting and the humans had things of actual consequence to do and talk about. The monster redesigns were neat and the battles were pretty well done. Lots of nice little nods to the older movies.
If I have one complaint about it, the pacing was a little off in the third act and there were too many "monster is about to paste protag, but just before BOOM ANOTHER MONSTER HITS EM" there were like seven of those.
Anyway I just think you guys are being a little harsh on this movie and that you should maybe have sex.

Kek I love this man

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING GOJIRA KEKS JUST KEEP LOSING

>movie poorly received
>the only people who like it are kaiju cucks
>flops at the box office
>actor falls asleep because the movie sucks

Kekeke

>kaiju fags btfo by tywin
At this point they're more pathetic than dcucks.

He is the best part of everything he has been in, no matter how shitty the overall project was. Game of Thrones, Godzilla, even Your Highness.

What are the best kinos Charles Dance has been in? I've only seen him in GOT

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Alien 3

space truckers

Last action hero

Last Action Hero

Ali G

I mean he is a tranny so who cares what he thinks

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Johnny English 3

How does it feel to fail for clickbait? What abyssymal brain capacity do you need not to be able to read first few posts of a thread before revealing yourself as an idiot?

oyyy vey he delegitmized himself

He clearly meant it, jokingly and seriously. Just like all the game of thrones actors when interviewed about season 8.

clickbait or not, the movie flopped

>old man almost falls asleep during movie
The state of journalism

The problem is (You).
None of us expect this to outperform Hollywood capeshit. We are just happy it exists.
Godzilla movies are made to appeal to a niche market, not the unwashed masses.
I am going to see Godzilla King of the Monsters for the third time tomorrow, with a super cute woman.
You are going to sit here, spewing hate on 4channel, like your opinion matters.
NOBODY LOVES YOU.

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Did they fuck?

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You think he didn't mean it? Cope harder.

I was actually yawning throughout the human scenes in the later portion of the film.

The human stuff in 2014 wasn't great, but this one managed to be even worse somehow.

i liked the movie and the monster fights were awesome but i seriously felt the same way. every time that bald nigger ape was on screen my eyes would wonder around the background and i would zone out. i remember one scene where the background was really out of focus and fuzzy and i started to feel sleepy waiting for the scene to end and actually closed my eyes at one point. can they not just cast attractive women? no females can act so its not like they sacrifice anything

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Yes.

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That's the Dance for you! Lol!

it's a career not a hobby for most actors

>actor falls asleep because the movie sucks

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You know how you get those pretentious actors who say they never watch their own movies. What exactly do they do after the red carpet premieres? Sneak out the back and go home?

wtf LOL

What woman? Describe her and your relationship with her.

You had the cardboard soldier in movie 1 but he was supported by Heisenberg, which helped. Also, since he was a soldier his scenes had kino military moments like the bridge/underwater scene, the HALO jump, all that.

>no females can act
hey now, don't go too far with the jokes.

its not a joke

>destroy this movies
didn't pay the tranny tax

>no females can act
That's not true, your mom pretends to love you

The Golden Child.

I'd argue Glenn Close held her own and even out-acted John Malkovich in Dangerous Liaisons (1988). The last few scenes with Close were absolutely terrifying and well done.

Man I’m not a Godzilla fan nor do I have plans to watch this in theatres but why are people going in on this movie so hard for? It reminds me of when Man of Steel came out and I never understood that shit either. It was an ok movie but people were acting like it fucked their mothers in front of their fathers or some shit. Really bizarre.

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He's never actually been in anything good.

Bro, Charles fell asleep during the movie. Cavill didn't fall asleep during MoS.

My dad is 20 years younger, in good health, and struggles to stay awake during his favorite movies. Welcome to dealing with the elderly

>old person falls asleep
At least it's more novel than marvel movies.

He meant it though. He is an old school theater actor and did the movie only because they paid him a lot of money.

He is the definition of a one hit wonder.He is GOAT as Tywin but meh in his other roles

Yeah he bitched in an interview how he had to act with green screens instead of real sets. Kek, based old boomer.

Did I just agree with a black man?

He has a small part in a Roger Moore Bond film. I think For Your Eyes Only.

McKellan did the same thing with the Hobbit. He reportedly was crying because of having to do all on front of a green screen, stating that it wasn't the reason why he became an actor.

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Dance was good in Gosford Park, though that was an ensemble cast type of movie.

He cashed the checks happily I'm sure. No one forced him to sign on for the Hobbit movies.

Cavill ain’t 90 years old, bro.

A lot of it had to do with that he didn't want to abandon the role of Gandalf and that the LOTR movies had more on location and set shoots. He probably was shocked on how much of the Hobbit was just him being another prop to be inserted in CGI shots. It isn't a very uplifting thought. He hasn't done a single CGI heavy movie since the last Hobbit.

fucking slacker, he should man up and do what's needed. He's still acting, isn't he. Just with green screens for coactors

I did too tbqh. Even during the action scenes I got sleepy and missed a few bits while resting my eyes. The family drama was boring and way too long.

Then explain how they successfully lie all the time?

This is why Tyrion killed him desu

cuz it sucked dick you moron

why are disney shills so mad at Godzilla?

Absolutely fucking based. God strike Nips. And I feel sorry for everyone in these shitty movies. They could have been in a good movie. Like Endgame or John Wick 3

Because it sucks.

that long drawn out speech on the argo with his ex wife through the computer screen made me roll my fucking eyes. other than that most of it was great

Great review, Jimmy. Boss said you could get off early after 5 more posts.

That was the worst part of the movie for me. Thank God the next scene was Rodan's introduction.

everyone knows when women lie. most of the time people dont care because they want to fuck them though

you just got dabbed on
boomer style

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Me before you

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Well at least they have something to talk about.

Most likely he's being serious but does he have a sense of humor? Motherfucker was in Underworld for crying out loud.

Shouldn't he have gotten enough from GoT to retire by this point? I'm sure he didn't get paid millions like the other lead actors but he had 4 seasons and stole every scene, I'm sure he got a decent paycheck

Review culture. It's cool and trendy to hate things even when it breaks even and offends no one.

M8 the amount of hate this thing is getting is bizarre. The audience score is pretty good but the media and ‘critics’ are rabid over this. Not to mention the absurd obsession over it here. The whole thing stinks of an organised attack

im sure thats the reason

>old man falls asleep during movie