>watching 'Death Proof'
>it's my fav Quentin film
>once the second act starts I can't stop thinking about Mary Elizabeth Winstead
>I want to fuck her so badly
>doesn't help she is wearing a skimpy, slutty cheerleader outfit
>doesn't help when she bends down to get the soda from the Big Red machine
>doesn't help she has bangs
>doesn't help she has large doe-like eyes with lots of white space
>doesn't help that when all the girl's are talking about sex their sex live she acts coy most of the time but is really a slut deep down
>doesn't help that her character's set romance has a pee fetish and gets to watch her piss (that's my fetish)
>doesn't help that she's wearing a short skirt showing off her long smooth legs
Guys I can't enjoy my fav film without being distracted by impure thoughts. She is so perfect.
Watching 'Death Proof'
I agree
Death Proof is maybe tarantula's best movie and it has PEAK MEW
To help you enjoy the movie more however, let me pose a question:
In Death Proof, does is Tarantino suggesting rape is justified if the girl just cockteases?
I think he is
is this the MEW thread?
This is the part I struggle with most. When the hick from Tennessee is left alone with her and presumably rapes, I'm conflicted as to whether I should envy him or despise him.
Yes
good thread
Woah, is this fake news?
HOMEWRECKER
Just jack off before watching the movie. It's not fucking rocket surgery.
maybe
The best part of MEW is her ____ !
What a fucking cringe thread of incels.
Come to see my movie to be redeemed. I know you can do it because I was JUST once too. Stop worshipping hags and whores. Watch kino.
that movie is lame as shit. i'd still plow that puta though
I'm actually really excited for 'The Art of Self-Defense'. I do feel bad for him. MEW is perfect, and to be left for a 50+ year old man is embarrassing.
thighs
This post would have deserved quads because it's so perfect. Just like MEW.
to all the people of this thread, im proud you all being part of the smol titty/toned thigs patrician combo
now post more mew
She went nude in her latest film, and exposed her ass in Fargo.
Do you think she bleaches her asshole or goes au naturale?
Nigger don't make that kind of reply without providing a WEBM.
based
God, I hate those transparent glass frames
WHAT HAVE WE FORGOTTEN?
ACETATE
Just google Mary Elizabeth Winstead All About Nina nude
CUTE
As far as I'm concerned it's not a proper nude scene unless there are at least 5 minutes of uninterrupted closeup pusy shots
Name one Hollywood actress who has a nude scene that fits this criteria.
None as far as I'm aware, which is why we need to RADICALLY rethink our concept of what nude scenes should require - this is a major social issue of our time
nothing at all
nothing at all...
P U T A
>gulp
I was already suicidal today Yea Forums why did you remind me of my #1 film crush that I'll never even speak to
>those pancake tits
>flabby thighs
>gangly arms
>no upper body strength
>messy hair
4/10
>not liking messy hair
>completely ignoring the very nice feet
Try again, apply yourself
is she the one that really wanted to see her fella's arsehole?
Have you seen her face though? Plus her ass, and her tits are patrician.
She has..and im not kidding here...a very plain fine face.
Like a slice of white bread
Fine. Looks OK. Tastes OK but boring and tasteless by comparison
How long can you maintain eye contact?
But her eyes man. They are big, watery, and have lots of white space. It's really hot
Shut up you fucking loser
Forever.
I hope when I die there's a heaven and she's there.
which one is glass?
I just want to hold her hand ;_;
Me too user. She is literary perfect human bean in this movie. Altrough the movie goet boring. Too much ussles shittalking by strong wimen
she was cool in Final Destination 3. i wish her death was more guresome tho
This user gets it.
is it cuckkino?
To be honest most of the time I watch a movie is because an actress I find attractive has a nude scene in it. I also check the IMDb page of most movies I'm interested in watching to see if they have nude scenes. One of my fav is the nude scene in 'Don't Torture a Duckling' where the lead actress is fully nude lounging in a chair. A young boy walks in on her embarrassed. She notices this and forces him to look at and admire her. She then proceeds to tease him about being a virgin and is on the point of asking him to fuck her when the boys mom calls him downstairs.
bruh
Thank you for posting
>her friends being so gleeful about what's gonna happen to her
weirdest boner
fuck now i have to fap to death proof again
>timing your load so it pops when Jungle Julia's leg pops
*tink tink tink tink*
AHEM
user 2020 we need more good men like you in charge of things.
I like to imagine that she's an interrogator that's been hired by a 3rd party to extract information from me by force. She has 2 large amazonians hoist me onto a table with foot straddles by my shoulders and strap me down tight with leather belts so I can't move. While they're doing this MEW is riding an exercise bike in the corner rigorously, building up a pretty thick sweat. Eventually after about 20 minutes of vigorous workout she decides it's time to make me talk. She's wearing a miniskirt and removes her panties, climbs on top of the table I'm strapped to and straddles my face. Her sweaty ass checks and vagina completely engulf my face and I can't breath or speak. It's a completely new form of waterboarding. Everytime I think I'm going to pass out she lifts up and lets me breath, while asking me where I hid the tendies. When I refuse to answer the plants her ass back onto my face. Eventually I'm not talking anymore and pass out, only to be resuscitated by the amazons hitting me with a cattle prod. As soon as I'm awake again she sits on my face.
This goes on for about 10 hours. I never give up the location of the tendies.
Try talking to some real girls.
How does your dick survive such torture? A man can edge for only so long? I imagine I would come at the end of each ass-to-face sitting.
MEW is the most sexual girl in the world
Imagine walking into your bedroom and seeing this
so, better than 95% of women
haha imagine if they tied you up and had their way with you
haha. yeah. that'd be weird
Death Proof was classic until the 2nd act where it went to shit
homewrecking
Death Proof is super underrated
I'd rank it #3 behind Pulp Fiction and Django
I'd vote for this user
Death Proof fuckin sucked and that bitch is ugly as fuck.