Netflix's CURSED

>CURSED is a re-imagining of the Arthurian legend, told through the eyes of Nimue (Katherine Langord), a teenage heroine with a mysterious gift who is destined to become the powerful and tragic Lady of the Lake. After her mother’s death, she finds an unexpected partner in Arthur (Daniel Sharman), a young mercenary, in a quest to find Merlin (Peter Mullan) and deliver an ancient sword. Over the course of her journey, Nimue will become a symbol of courage and rebellion against the terrifying Red Paladins, and their complicit King Uther (Gustaf Skarsgård).

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let me guess she gets fucked by a black guy?

Humanity deserves the Kali Yuga

imagine being this upset by intentionally targeted race-based agendas

Sounds neat

actually a good premise

This is now a Fate series thread

Anyway, why is male Saber the best Saber?

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>Some random woman is the true hero
Why are Leftist so obsessed with fucking up the Arthurian myths?

It's worth mentioning that Frank Miller is involved with this. Although nowadays that could mean he got paid to draw a few pictures and use of his name.

It's one of the bedrocks of western civilization, of course they want to try their hardest to erode it

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mildly upset? yeah its easy to imagine.

>femMC
Nah

Imagine being this insecure

sounds like that matt groening flop, or something dreamworks would make

>Arthur is now a support character in his own myth
These people need to be gassed

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lol what if she identifies as a boy but acts just like a girl? a feminine trans boy that happens to go by her and she and who happens to be gay, in that she/he only likes boys?

SJW shit aside, movies like this don't bother me.

...unless they try to pawn this off as historically factual.

Not to say Arthurian legends were factual themselves, but we've read those stories for centuries (some based on the deeds of real people). And if suddenly the SJW start re-writing the classics to say Arthur was a girl. That's just going to be rage inducing bullshit, hoping SJW get raped by a pack of migrants.

Wasn't Nimue a power hungry cunt who tried to get Merlin to reveal his secrets?

>Arthur is a supporting character in his own legend
I prefer the nips take where Arthur was girl posing as a boy made into a futa by Merlin and she made an incest rape baby with her Morgan. At least Arthur is still the main character in that telling

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yes because he was an incel who was creeping on her so she locked him under a tree after stealing his spells, he knew it would happen too because he had powers of prophecy but he wanted that one crumb of pusy

How exactly do you "fuck up" arthurian legend? It's literaly based off of a bunch of stories many of which had absolutely nothing to do with Arthur.

>teenage, normal "lady of the lake"
>joins Arthur in a quest to find Merlin
>he already has Excalibur and needs to deliver it to someone else
>Red Paladins are evil
That's a re-imagining alright, holy shit...

I can barely recognize *anything* as the story about Arthur.

>How do you fuck up Athurian legend?
Reducing Arthur to a side character is a good start

Injecting modern day politics in what is supposed to be a timeless fairy tale

AYO ARFUR

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Dude, what if we flip a classic on its head LMAO

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this will undoubtedly be complete loathsome trash but a huge swath of the Arthurian myths actually DOES have Arthur as a side character or merely a supporting character, that in fact is part of their strength, many of the stories that all come under the Arthurian umbrella are about the fuckton of other characters doing their own thing. Again i'm not justifying this piece of trash but the focusing on other characters and not Arthur is a centuries old thing.

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That armour is so GOD DAMN SEXY

>He hasn't read Mallory so he has no clue that Arthur is literally a backround character for many parts of the book.

Have public schools just given up on teaching history and literature now?

>Strong female Character and her crew of LGBTQ trans species POC Vs evil white men. Set in the medieval times.

Yeah I'll pass.

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a black knight

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no way Mallory could even be on the curriculum in colleges much less public schools these days, it's something you are obligated to read as a white man on your own time as part of your journey through life.

You mean like how the arthurian stories have always been injected with the political values of the period they were written? I bet you don't know how much of Arthurian isn't even British at all.

I can see it now, Lancelot's a nigger, Gawain's a faggot, Tristan is a transgender man, Galahad is a woman and the rest are straight white males since they've ticked all the diversity boxes so they don't need to be expanded on

>Arthur is a background character for many parts of the book
Yeah, but you assume that an Arthur who is yet to become king of Camelot and is going off to find Merlin would be the focus of that part of the legend, not the lady of the lake who isn't the lady of the lake yet

that's a fair point, he only becomes a background character after he settles his kingdom after a few years of unrest, which makes sense really

>all these fucking retards who think "Arthurian myth" is only Le Morte d'Arthur
>all these retards who think every story in Arthurian myth had Arthur as the protagonist
>all these retards who don't realise that Arthurian myth has been readapted and reimagined constantly for the better part of a millennium
Yea Forums was a mistake. It's going to be a shitty yaas kween netflix show pumped full of diversity, but there's nothing conceptually wrong with it.

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On a related note, is this worth watching for anything besides mommy Eva Green?

>Netflix makes a show about Arthur and Nimue going on an adventure.
>Explicitly states it ends with Nimue becoming the Lady of the Lake and Arthur becoming king.
>Arthur and Nimue are played by two white actors.
>Yea Forums immediately conjures SJW-isms that nowhere stated or implied in the synopsis or cast in order to get triggered.

You guys have issues.

Just coming into the thread, the whole premise seems off to me.

The Lady of the Lake should probably be mostly grown up by the time Arthur is like, a whelp, right?

>Netflix's CURSED
It really is.

Shit. Forgot pic

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i think i hate women

So, how many black and gay character do you think this show is going to have?

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yeah, also there are actually multiple ladies of the lake, I don't remember if it was Nimue but one of them got her fucking head lopped off by based Sir Balin

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And considering Frank Miller is involved, I highly doubt this is going be all that SJW infested.

you lost me at "Netflix"

No guys, only niggers

a teenage heroine a teenage heroine a teenage heroine a teenage heroine a teenage heroine a teenage heroine a teenage heroine a teenage heroine a teenage heroine a teenage heroine a teenage heroine

LMAO

Here is a better re-imagining of Lady of the Lake.
She is giant naked chick who helps Arthur fight invading Muslim armies, she steps and eats people all the time.

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>Arthur and Nimue are played by two white actors.
This is honestly pretty surprising.

The lead is a jewess.

This

They have gotten to the point that their nagging and other bullshit is just unbearable

>Eva Green is Morgan in Camelot
>Katie McGrath is Morgan in Merlin
Whoever they get to play Morgan in this thing better be top tier as well. It's a necessity Morgan be 10/10 in Arthurian shit now

It's a prequel, so I doubt she's in it.

Oh no this story about someone not Arthur does not feature Arthur as a main character!

fucking goddamn you have to be extra stupid to be mad about this. what are you gonna piss your pants over next, Captain America not being a bigger part of Agent Carter?

>implies Arthur being a side character
>shows image of Nimue wielding a sword, possibly Excalibur
>explicitly states it's a reimagining of the actual story
>Netflix
Gee, I wonder where all these ideas are coming from...

>CURSED is a re-imagining of the Arthurian legend, told through the eyes of Nimue (Katherine Langord), a teenage heroine with a mysterious gift who is destined to become the powerful and tragic Lady
*YAAAAAAAAWWWWNNNNN....

Women have been the same cunts they've always been since the dawn of civilization. The problem is men are such pussies now that they aren't able to put women in their place.

>Daniel Sharman

The love interest isnt even black wtf netflix

I'm certain he is just playing dumb, right?
He can't possibly be that retarded, right?

Indeed

Arthur in Fate says herself that she is surpassed in many different qualities by the different Knights of the Round.

Most of the stories are about those guys. It's really just a bunch of Protagchads brought together under one King.

It's a shill obviously, or a legit tourist from Yea Forums

>Remember, children: Britain was always multicultural. STAY!

>The lead is a jewess.
Oh, that clears things up.

Just imagining Bedivere's reaction to a hand coming out of the water and taking the sword without a word is hilarious to me.

> "WH-WHAT"

fucking kek

Fate Agravain is based

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I rather have the upgrade

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He is. I enjoy him in a non-Yea Forums way.

>Peter Mullan
kino

I will accept a black knight, if that said knight is some dude from the future who was just magically transported there.
Otherwise fuck off

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This is abominable. Black Lancelot, Black Achilles, Black Ancient Greeks & Egyptians, Everyone a Trannie or Homo, Every story, myth and legend inverted and twisted beyond recognition.

Humanity deserves what is coming.

>watching this crap
>not watching Excalibur

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Only smelly fujos and fags like male saber

You're giving King Arthur way too much credit.

>It's going to be a shitty yaas kween netflix show pumped full of diversity
> there's nothing conceptually wrong with it.

Fuck off kike

It's Malory you absolute fucking, pseudo intellectual, brainlets.

What is the point of using all these semi-historical names when you've already changed everything else?
Just call them Billy and Nbutu or something.

worked in the TV shaow "Merlin" i get your point though.

if people are mad about this then they'll be fucking furious when they learn about the plot to this

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love sexy girl warriors
turn me on with their sweetiness and heaving bosoms

forever loyal to my King

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Why would Lady of the Lake fuck Moriaen of all the knights? I don't think they've ever interacted in the legends.

Looks like multiple networks are all chasing the same demographic with similar stories.

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Not that I can see. She's an Aussie of English descent.

>uhhh actually im only a little butthurt, i swear!

cute