ITT: Times you acted like the Joker.
ITT: Times you acted like the Joker
Juan Morgan
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Jaxon Long
>be me circa 2008
>obsessed with TDK
>know every line
>quote it constantly
>annoy the shit out of my family
>one day, my dad asks to see me
>my mum and brother are with him, looking very sullen. my brother had obviously been crying
>'user, I know this is hard for you, but you have to know the truth; your old man has cancer.'
>sit there thinking for a moment, taking it all in
>'a-and I thought my jokes were bad!'
>entire family stares at me stonefaced for like ten seconds
Hudson Rivera
One time I posted tuxedo pepe and said “fuck niggers.”
Isaac Harris
>watching jerk off instruction porn
>she tells me to stop
>I keep masturbating
Hudson Robinson
everyday
Andrew Scott
>mom gives me a $1000 check for my 21st Birthday
>I say "wow thanks mom but can you give it me in $1 bills? it will look more impressive!
>mom takes the check back and goes to the bank to get the cash.
>she brings in the pile of notes and piles it on the floor
>I set it on fire
Anthony Gonzalez
I call black people "niggers" on the internet to show them.
Ethan Nguyen
Posted in this thread! HEheHEheHE
Carter Evans
BASED
John Nelson
One time my mommy refused to gib tendies. I smeared a shit swastika on the wall.
Brandon Rodriguez
Just this weekend i pushed out a massive zit on my back.
There was a shitload of puss on my finger from it, and i just held it in front of my cat and she started licking it up.
It wasnt a sexual thing, but still super satisfying to watch it all happen.
Sebastian Reyes
>people like to think of themselves the protagonist in their own lives
>I like to think of my self as the antagonist in everyone else's
Daniel Scott
>wagie asks if I want fries with my meal
>tell him "no"
>I actually wanted fries
HEE HEE
Andrew Cruz
Never.
Michael White
Oliver Moore
>Dad tells me to "get a job"
>I choose to be a drug dealer and have 200+ junkies a day calling at the house
YOU ASKED FOR THIS
Aaron Hernandez
This is literally me as well
Joseph Cooper
Everyday because life has always been one hell of a joke
Jose Hall
Drug dealers also have a constant flow of hot girls who will do shit for them in exchange of drugs, pretty much the only way for gutter scum to live like kings for a while.
Ayden Taylor
I made a thread for a 17 year old girl dedicated to Yea Forums, not even a week later she discovered it and ended up closing down her social medias and quitting the internet for a while because she saw our posts.
Ryder Edwards
I pretend to hate minorities and women on a specific internet circlejerk while I'm extremely polite to them irl
Evan Hernandez
>reject girl
>jack off to a made up situation with her
Juan Cox
I released the Krakken though everybody said do not release the Krakken.
Christian Gomez
MADMAN
Lincoln Anderson
Never start with the 3 day ban, the victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next...
>Janny hits Pepe with the 7 day
See?
>You wanted me? Here I am.
I wanted to see what you'd do. And you didn't disappoint. You let 5 trannies shit up Yea Forums with Blacked threads. Then you let Hiro take your place. Even to a guy like me, that's cold.
>Where's Hiro?
Those admin fools want you gone so they can get back to the way things were in 2007. But I know the truth. There's no going back. You've changed things...forever.
>Then why'd you wanna fire me?
Ha ha ha I don't wanna fire you! What would I do without you? Go back to posting gore on tumblr? No. No...no. You...you complete me.
>You're garbage who posts NSFW content on blue boards
Don't talk like one of them, you're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a no-life incel, like me! They need you right now. When they don't...they'll cast you out. Like a jew from 90% of nations. See, their FAQ, their rules: it's a bad joke. They're dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as Hiro allows them to be. I'll show you. When the servers are down, these, uh...civilized moderators, they'll ban each other. See, I'm not a monster; I'm just ahead of the curve.
>Janny grabs pepe across the table
>Where's Hiro?
You have all these rules, and you think they'll save you.
>I have one rule.
Ooh, then that's the rule you'll have to break to know the truth.
>Which is?
The only sensible way to post on this board is without rules. And tonight you're gonna say the N word
>I'm considering it.
Evan Myers
top stuff if true
Andrew Fisher
>she brings in the pile of notes and piles it on the floor
I have a plastic sandwich baggy with 106 ones in it (tips), 1000 would just about fill a breadbox.
Get better at spatial reasoning.
Blake Thompson
>extremely depressed and constantly thinking about suicide
>act all upbeat in public, always smiling and cracking jokes
I've got them all fooled!
Logan Green
>tell mom i have a date to the homecoming dance
>she seems relieved, says "i was starting to worry that you were one of THOSE kinds of boys"
>don't actually have a date
>instead spend the whole night at hot topic til they kick me out, then i searched the mall parking lot for cigarette butts that looked like they still have a few puffs left
Chase Carter
I like this pasta
James Hughes
>use public bathroom
>throw away paper towel
>miss the bin
>walk out without picking it up
IM A MANIAC MANIAC
Cameron Reed
HOLY FUCK!!!
Michael Smith
>Call a user a redditor
>Browse Reddit myself
YOUR STUCK IN HERE WITH ME!!!
Isaiah Adams
>be me
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!?
Andrew Baker
JEZUS!!!
Thomas Diaz
>teacher tells us to study for the upcoming exams
>don't and fail the course
SOMEBODY STOP ME
Asher Ross
>dress as a girl
>manage to suck my own dick
>"HAH I AM NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE"
HE WAS A SK8TER BOY
Ethan Nelson
I assaulted paramedics last summer when i was drunk and told the cops i was the joker.
Sebastian Wood
>mass reply in jester thread
>reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
OOH OOH OOH AHH AHH AHH AHHHHHH
Aiden Cruz
based
Austin Jackson
Devilish
Joshua Sullivan
In this case not replying would be the joker way.
Cameron Morris
cringe. use your imagination, retard.
Carson Parker
>He doesn't even put a pic in
Chase King
despite being only .000001% of the population, trannies make up over 50% of the jannies
Aiden Morgan
thanks doc
Cooper Lewis
I gave your mom a bath and got my ass kicked out in the streets for wearing your clown clothes I stole.
Dylan Hernandez
literally me so much lmao
Lucas Adams
farted in front of an old lady and walked away at the supermarket
Ryder Peterson
>Be me
>Go for a walk on hot day
>Be back home, all sweaty
>Shower the next day.
Kevin Davis
So autistic its probably true
Nathan Reyes
>go to lectures all semester
>take notes religiously, study when at home for hours per day
>completely break down on the week before the finals
>can't even touch a book
>failed everything
SOMEBODY STOP ME
Kevin Watson
>drink a can of soda
>throw it in the trash and not the recycling
SOMEONE TELL MY WHY I CHOSE THIS LIFE, THIS SUPERFICIAL LIE
Henry Kelly
>Shutting down e-girls
Based
Jace Lewis
Colton Cruz
>girl I like goes past my house
>watch her with binoculars the whole time and then sends a joking message about what she did
Jaxson Turner
I masturbated to Batman porn
Easton Rogers
>woke up today
>didn't eat any breakfast
Colton Foster
Carson Flores
Based
Carter Brown
>Customer orders food-safe silicone vacuum cup.
>0 in stock, 0 in supplier stock.
>Take some untreated cups and stick them in the break room toaster oven for 4 hours and send them those labeled as the real thing.
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
Aiden Perry
madness
Isaiah Green
David Edwards
kek'd at these. funny thread
Ethan Perez
>Tell myself i'm going to masturbate to normal stuff
>Fap to 2D tomboy
Jacob Allen
>april 1st, 2017
>point out stain on friend's shirt
>he looks down
>flick his nose
>im da joka baybee
Oliver Nelson
based patrician
Andrew Powell
>tell everyone to check my digits
>they're singles
Jason Thomas
>go to fancy restaurant
>didn't leave a tip despite excellent service
Jace Sanders
D A M A G E D
A
M
A
G
E
D
Grayson White
This.
Daniel Walker
>Thread is about acting like the joker
>Tell everyone about the time I acted like a nigger
Logan Edwards
>make a post about getting singles
>get dubs
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
Leo Jackson
This is too jokester
Connor Peterson
when i.... when i hehehe..... when i fucked ur mom! HEEEHHEEEEEE AHHAAAAAAAHAHAH EHEHEHEHEH
Jaxon Carter
My fucking sides
Nicholas Fisher
tee hee
Sebastian Price
somebody stop me
Hunter Gutierrez
MADMAN!
Anthony Cooper
please instruct me senpai
Blake Morgan
I'm not taking a chance with this psycho
Samuel Johnson
>Not replying to the post
MOM'S GONNA DIE
Lincoln Lee
I'm at an alternative music festival in my town and when the singer was rallying up the crowd and asked who ruined the world j shout 'the jews'
Daniel Lopez
you should be in a fucking mental institution
Easton Ross
>post without reading the thread
>actually have read every post and had the tab open for hours
ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Austin Bailey
>be me at a gay bar
>find someone who wants to have sex
>tell them I dont have HIV so no condom necessary
>I do have HIV
Jeremiah Stewart
>Qt girl in Taco Bell drive-thru tells me to have a good day
>Don't
SOMEONE STOP ME
Logan Clark
Pretended to be a Jew to enrol in a Jewish leadership program which would net me $400 and expose Zionist secrets
Sebastian Taylor
>hahaa hohoo hehee i'm out of control
SOMETIMES I DO THE MEME WRONG
Alexander Sanchez
based
Zachary Powell
>homeless man ask for spare change
>bring out my wallet
>give him some Chuck-E-Cheese tokens
SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE
THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME
Alexander Green
I did use my imagination, I just can imagine 1000 dollar bills better than you can.
1000 isn't actually THAT big a number, dude.
Anthony Hall
DAMAGED
Andrew Edwards
>Pick a random number from the phonebook
>Call it
>Scream "NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER" until they hang up
John Clark
>have a cold
>thinking about calling into work sick
>go anyway
the virus has been spread
Matthew Long
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
Wyatt Miller
Kinda reminds me of the time when I was high and tried to pay at Burger King with my library card. Took me a full minute of trying until the cashier asked to see it. Dude was probably high too because it took him a minute to figure out it's just a library card and when he mentioned that we both burst into laughter.
Kevin Stewart
>coming up to a stop sign
>see there is no oncoming traffic before coming to a full stop
>continue driving without stopping momentum
ONE, SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
William Taylor
>old woman at the bus stop if i can give her a pound
>i pull out my wallet and give her a £1 coin
>she says thank you and walks off
I'M A CREEP, I'M A WEIRDO
Grayson Allen
>Go to store down the street to buy a few things
>QT girl chats with me for awhile.
>Come back two days later for more things
>Same girl at the check out greets me "Hey, user how are you doing today?"
>Give her a puzzled looks "Sorry, do I know you? How do you know my name?"
>She stammers a bit
>"Oh, I have this short term memory thing. I can't form any new memories. I won't even remember I told you this."
>Leave
>None of that is true
Leo Edwards
Damn. Molly Ringwald looks like THAT?!?
Wyatt Young
I’m proud of you all.
NOT!
Elijah Gomez
>call out sick
>user, we are slammed are you really that sick
>yeah, I can barely move
>was actually only kind of sick