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Based and redpilled

Based

>be me
>find any post that will be pruned or deleted on Yea Forums
>quickly post Janny clean it up, laugh at them, and call them niggers
>thread gets deleted
>i get away with it.

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Extremely based

Holy based

>not being a horsefucker

maximum overcringe

Based!

How can one man be so based?

inescapably based

I can hear it in my head kek

based

Based desu senpai

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>reply "have sex" to someone just for a laugh
>guy responds with an actual good comeback that is accurate to real life and I get BTFO
JUST

>not just replying 'have sex' again
you'll never make it, reddit

>be me
>See this thread
>MFW:

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now this is based

>replies more than 5 times
I hate redditors so fucking much

>at least

>not replying with "seething"

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based

you should read this book

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holy based

198-200 in a row

also was posted 1 second after

Based post
Unbased and cringe post. You should have sex.

>come across two anons with differing opinions who've had a civil conversation and are being respectful to each other
>Just before the conversation ends, join pretending to be one of them and write an extremely snide, sarcastic parting post

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Can this thread get any more based ?

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based

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I too do this
Also
>post a well thought out response to a theory floated by user in a good thread
>make a typo
>immediately press and hold the power button on my computer tower

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Redpilled and based

>Not unplugging your router until the IP resets.

Everybody still knows it's you user.

>told to have sex by user
>break up with gf and never speak to any woman ever again just to spite him

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based

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based and blackpilled

>write 'have sex' at least a dozen times a day
>am volcel

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>phoneposting in a thread im enjoying
>its starts to die
>bump it over and over resetting my connection each time so the amount of posters goes up pretending to be a new person each time

>volcel
I've never understood this. Sex feels good and it's healthy. If you have no problem having it, why would you voluntarily not have it. No need to wife the puss until you meet one that is nice to be around

not him but i dont care about pussy until it is time to produce a male heir

>Bump a thread multiple times
>Do something else
>Forget about it
>Go back to the thread
>Its archived

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this but unironically
based and spitepilled

I can’t remember the last time I saw a post that was this BASED.
keep up the good work user

based!

the funniest part is that this post is genuinely pretty based

these are my favourite threads on the site, I've been here far too fucking long

That’s pretty based not gonna lie

Holy fucking BASED, mind if I steal this technique?

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how about this lady?

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Must be nice. It's been months since I've had sex and I want to die
>tfw when you're a primal monkey and sex is your main motivation to succeed in life

>tfw when
I'm barely literate too apparently.

have sex

>ITT replying have sex to your own post that is talking about not having sex

Sneed and volcel- pilled

What do you guys think about niggers?

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Have sex.

>open threads like this
>make up a greentext story involving a girl being unduly malicious/insulting to whip up misogynist hysteria
>genuinely never fails

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>voluntarily spending time with and/or having to listen to a woman talk
I would literally rather never have sex again than do this.
and yes before you go there, I’ve had sex.

this, most women couldn't pass a turing test

have sex

>not replying have sex to yourself first to deny anyone else the satisfaction

have sex

Not to be a faggot, but your opinion will change when you meet a woman who isn't a total douche and that you actually feel connected with. A lot of them are honestly glorified sex toys and it takes a while to sort through them. Having a relationship with a chick that is as fun to speak to as a male buddy, AND you also get to fuck them and have glorious children with is the best thing ever. Can't confirm the children part but I'm sure that's pretty satisfying.

Copulate