*knock* *knock* Is Tamara Home?

CC, my two dogs, and brazilian jiu jitsu.

>guns
>call the police
They enter your home first and take away any weapons, guns, knifes etc. They also destroy your phones or any device that could allow you to contact anyone.

Pic related plays DollFace, good luck

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they kinda failed at taking the gun though

Yeah they're fucking idiots. But I'd still bang DollFace tho

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Some cool shots here and there but overall it sucked ass. Could've benefited a lot from a better script.

give them a taste of some 5.56 >:)

see some moron and beat his ass
wasn't that difficult

If you are conceal carrying how would they sneak in and steal your gun?

Fortunately I don't live in the middle of nowhere and live in a good neighborhood in a good city, so I'd just call 911 and the cops would show up in minutes.

When the female knocks on my door I open it, pull down my pants and shit all over her and yell out "Who is going to fuck my asshole back 2 back?"

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was this horror kino?
youtu.be/in-8nVavnww

Horror kino? Probably not. Best scene in the movie that's for sure.

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not being an idiot and having enough ammo

to be fair, they had a shotgun but were really, really incompetent with it and their escape plan. They should have locked themselves into a room and just waited it out until the morning rather then separate and run around the dark. But that would would make for a boring horror movie and you need cannon fodder, which means you need people making scooby doo tier decisions to move the plot along. Ill give the movie some credit, even though the couple was kind of retarded its one of the few movies that at least tried to implement reason/guns properly and have the characters still get fucked over, which is more scary then a lot of other cliches

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I create a gasleak and wait for those cunts to get in the room with me so I can light a cig and remove those shitstains as I an hero.

The car blew up with baghead inside and he still lived, so, not a great plan.

Kill the man then rape the two hotties

You snipe them in the back of head as they are knocking on your door.

Yes, I have been waiting in that tree for quite some time....

As they knock on the door I open wearing my most daper of white shirt and tie. Hair combed nicely. I even smell good. Politely I say Hello, do you have time to hear about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? Unfortantely for them I have forgot I was fucking my kermit the frog puppet before they walked up so it's still hanging from my dick. Stuffed so tight that the Ecstasy is drizzling out.

Literally impossible I have at least a dozen radios and three shots in quick succession would bring my neighbor loaded to bare. I know my neighbor, he watches my property while we are gone. I also have guns locked up in my truck, big guns. The other thing that poses any threat is if they lit the place on fire and shot anyone that ran outside. I also have hunting dogs that are trained to only eat what I feed them they live outside 24/7 and are as far from cuddly imaginable.

If I pull that off will he die?

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