It's a Beamer thing

My female fuck buddy drives a new BMW. I drive a wrx. One day I want to take it out for a spin while she blows me. Also I picture some cocaine in the mix. One day.

Absolutely not

what the fuck do you care, shitskin shitposter? you'll just ban evade on your phone. go shit up longpostguys nu/o/ some more

>subaru
>the LGBT flagship brand
Cringe hahaha

Why would I want to drive a paki-wagon?

it applies to /o/ too dumb badge whore faggot

Imagine caring so much about driving a Taco Bell manager entry level 3 series

i bet you rip sick vape clouds bro

One hondo percent famalam. 94 reg, 320i coupe, straight 6, auto. Beaut to drive and has never skipped a beat.

I've said it now, it'll fuck up tomorrow

>he thinks off topic posting results in a global ban
You must be really new

And you must be a massive faggot.

youtube.com/watch?v=Sg8TD1EAZbM

bmw are cool but their owners ruined them, shame

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Why is this car so perfect?

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>It's a beaner thing
that's 2019 Yea Forums alright

bad proportions, looks a bit like cartoonish or even toy case. series 4 however...

The M4 is too big. M2 is too wide with ugly bumpers. M3 sedan is bretty good. 1M is just right. I like the Hot Wheels aesthetic. The Valencia Orange paint is God-tier.

>wrx

OH NONONONONO

HAAHAHHAHAAHHHA

I thought Elliot died

does is come in convertible? roof looks silly desu i remember 1 cool convertible beemer, low, sleek but not actually big

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I didn't get it either, hence why I bought a Mercedes. For me beamer drivers are the poorfags xD

usually they are. in my country these are usually driven by teenagers in tracksuits

why are cars so expensive now? 5 year terms? wtf?

>not driving a Maserati

jesus christ what a pleb

I get pusy as well, and I've never driven a fucking car in my life lmao

Used to have a 05 325i, miss that shit

WELL WELL LOOK AT THE CITY SLICKER PULLING UP IN HIS FANCY GERMAN CAR

BEEMER BOYS

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Maserati is absolute bottom of the barrel for exotic cars. Cheap Italian trash. Get an Aston Martin Vantange if you want entry level exotic.

Why yes I drive manual, how could you tell?

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Did he go through the windshield?

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What's the point of buying a car that can drive 160mph when you got speed limits that don't allow you to go faster than 85mph?

It was shot out
He drives a semi-auto, those aren't clutch legs.

>Why yes I drive manual
Anti-nig cars. People have literally been carjacked and given their cars back to them because they don't how to drive it

Shut the fuck up, nerd.

why the fuck is his skin so wrinkled

He needs to drink more water and do less steroids

Why the fuck are you even on /o/. If you’re not on Yea Forums, Yea Forums, /pol/, Yea Forums, or /g: you’re not using Yea Forums, newfag

>sex

OH NONONONONO

HAAHAHHAHAAHHHA

>I'm a newfag cause I dont main Yea Forums
OK, kid.

He's natty, bro

Every board that’s not those five and a few hardly get bumped. Check out origami. Threads from last year are in page 3. You’re already a loner loser if you’re on here, so at least be a loner loser that socializes with the rest

Why do people even go there anymore?

>Yea Forums never gets bumped
Holy shit you are new as fuck

a month ago there was a user who introduced his still born fetus to us. we were trying to get quads for him to throw it against the wall. it was a bretty based thread. other than that it is all gay shit.

>I'm 12 and this is funny

>speeding far in excessive of the speed limit, even when in busy traffic
>seeing a tiny gap between two cars and rushing to fill it without even putting on a turn signal
>dangerously cutting across other lanes (without turn signals, of course) all so you can get to destination a minute earlier
>giving your best effort to piss off every other driver around you

Beamer things, poor fags just don't get it

One time this fag teenager in a 90s BMW brake checked me so hard that we went from like 70 to 30 in a matter of seconds, smoke was pouring out from our tires, it was crazy.

Then that faggots tire fucking popped less than 30 seconds later. Then I flipped him off while honking my horn and laughing maniacally as he pulled over.

I'll ask this again. Why do people even go there anymore?

/r/thatHappened

>speeding far in excessive of the speed limit, even when in busy traffic
How would this even be possible?

Crossposting technician here, it's actually "bimmer".

Also is dead on, the new cars are shitnand I am also E46 herrenrasse.

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I'm gonna buy a Twizy because it's convenient.

I don't even have a driver's license and I wouldn't even be able to afford some eurojunk

only in the US is this considered a chad thing

And that teenagers name? ALBERT EINSTEIN.

new bimmers are disgusting

Most new cars have shit designs, save Citroën. The Cactus line is kino.

>2 hours
based sfw/b/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you're the only person in the world thinking that

Maybe if the entire world is America.
In Europe they're everywhere.

>friend buys a piece of shit 2001 bmw with 200k miles
>starts acting like a snob and thinking he's hot shit
It's like getting a bmw gives you a mind virus

>beamer subhumans
Holy fucking CRINGE

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Grandma, what are you doing on 4channel?

>Pushing your face into everyone's ass while following them
Just beamer things

e90 > e46 > e46 its just facts

seethe harder

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What does this have to do with the bloody telly mate.

E90s are garbo man, heavy, heavy steering, the beginning of the end for dependability. E46s tend to come into the shop in better condition than most E90s now.

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you literally have no clue what youre talking about.

I am a BMW dealer shop technician and have been for a decade, I would know more than most objectively speaking.

>have to exit in half a mile
>cross 3 lanes without signaling
>realize this lane is too slow (its exiting)
>pass 4 cars and barely touch the last one
>first for a red light
Toyotas don't understand the pure power of german engineering

based post with blessed digits

Actually the new Supra understands because BMW made it.

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yeah well, my dad works for the sega megadrive

>female fuck buddy
What do your male fuck buddys drive? Toyotas?

>there are people in this thread who are to poor to afford a quality vehicle like a BMW

tell me, does your wrists hurt from turning the key to start?

>erection
>while on coke
ask me how i know everything you said is a lie

Or they're European where it's not special.
People like Ford's here for some reason.
Lots of Focuses and European Fusions.
Probably the cars I see most.

Where do you think you are? It's like going to the special olympics and being a pompous ass saying you can do better than them

>not being able to get it up on coke

beamers suck. Audi all day

found the nigger

The new 8 series doesn't do it for me

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