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*ahem*

FUCK D&D AND FUCK JANNIES

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>"I couldn't think of a finer man for the task"
>"Retake the iron throne from the Lannisters?"
>"Deliver it to Aegon, on a plate?"
>"These memes should be held in your honour"
>"When i heard Young Griff had you in mind, i can't say i was suprised....."
>"After all, you were his fathers most trusted friend"
>"Not to mention your accomplishments at the siege of Griffin's Roost"
>"And the way you, succesfully roused the golden company to fight at Aegon's side"
>"You are the last of the great commanders, and your loyalty is clearly above question"
>"However, the city of King's Landing is a wild and unpredictable place......."
>"A lot can happen out of Storm's Ends' reach"
>"A man might look about him, and think perhaps, the iron throne, is rightfully his....."
>"Good luck, Jon Connington."

Total War: A song of ice and fire when?

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why are all women whores

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>random bumfuck castle bronn was promised in season 3 is more impressive than the seat of house tyrell
whoever approved these set designs deserves a bullet

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S6 > S7 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> S8

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>S6 > S7 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> S8

*COUGH* This *WHEEZES*

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What would Jaime be?

Space Marine?
A Custodian?

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First for Stannis.

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Who would've won between prime Jaime (Season 1) vs prime Jon Snow (Season 5 & 6)?

S6>S5>>>>>S7>>>>>>>>>>>S8
No need to state the obvious user.
We should have dropped it back in S4E10 or S6E10. Though the episode when Jaime charges Daenerys was kino

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I was so mad from what they did to casterly rock that I barely even noticed what they did to Highgarden.

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Victarion will end up on the Ironborn Throne.

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Would just be TW: Warhammer but with no muskets and cannons

Jamie, hands down and bottom's up.

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Jon is Azor Ahai and a Gary Stu. His powerlevel is unmatched

>Who would've won between prime Jaime (Season 1) vs prime Jon Snow (Season 5 & 6)?
Jaime. With his right hand he's probably the 4th or 5th best swordsmen in all of history. Jon is just some fag with castle training, like any other highborn dude.

Why Thully is a worst house in Vesteros?

Because the show fucked up and switched the cgi shots of Highgarden with Horn Hill.

Depends

Does Jon have Longclaw?
If so Jaime's fucked, as Valyrian Steel can cut through castle forged steel

Why is he so unequivocally perfect, /got/?

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t*llys deserve death

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>the more she drank the more she shat

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>There are people who genuinely think BotB and TWoW are the best episodes of the series
Fucking disgraceful. Although I agree with your rankings, BTW.

based

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>Jon is just some fag with castle training, like any other highborn dude.
More respect when talking about the 998th Lord Commander, King of the North and True Heir to the Iron Throne. The White Wolf is one of the few to win a fight and kill a White Walker

>Hear me meow!
Also I only find out now that Cersei kills Tommen's cat/Ser Pounce off-screen in the show.
collider.com/game-of-thrones-ser-pounce-dead/

>“Cersei hated the name ‘Ser Pounce’ so much she could not allow him to survive,” showrunner David Benioff tells EW. “So she came up with her most diabolical [execution]. Ser Pounce’s death was so horrible we couldn’t even put it on the air.”
>“If you buy the super-extended, super-charged Game of Thrones box set that comes out, the death of Ser Pounce will be in there,” showrunner Dan Weiss adds. “Just one whole episode devoted to the death of Ser Pounce.”

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>Does Jon have Longclaw?
Only if Jaime gets to use Oathkeeper.

>Valyrian Steel can cut through castle forged steel
Source?

That's all well and good, but he's still just some fag with castle training and nothing more. Every time he's won a fight it's been because he was up against some peasant who hasn't held a sword before, some deus ex machina coming in to save him, or Ghost coming in to save him.

>one of the few to win a fight and kill a White Walker
Now that I think about it Jon is the only character in the show who actually duel a White Walker face to face with no fancy tricks.
>Meera throws a stick at an unwary WW
>Sam and Arya stab their kills from the back

HER CUNT BECAME THE WORLD

>bastard
>true heir

And don't give me that annulled marriage shit

Why are you all still posting here?

The books are the only thing that might be salable. Discussing what is unverasly agreed to be shit at this point is fucking autsistic.

who ever did casting of /got/ is a based faggot

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>THE WORLD

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Jon was based until they turned him into a literal retard in S8

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>Discussing what is unverasly agreed to be shit at this point is fucking autsistic
do you know where we are

Hope AIDS man gets BTFO soon. Can't stand him or fAegon. Why add two characters even more lame than Dany to the story? Alteast Dany's chapters are going to have based Victarion in them soon enough.

We looked for you in the catalog.

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Brienne cuts through a guys sword with Oathkeeper

Did they make a JoJo game??

A she actually
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nina_Gold

She is also the casting director for the Martian, Hot Fuzz and well... nu-Star Wars.

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And The Hound cut through like 3 fully armored dudes during the battle of Blackwater. I think it has less to do with the forged sword and more to do with the absolute unit wielding it.

Jon is garbage and Jaime would've made a better protagonist.

break it, more like

The screenshot is from Jump-Force actually.

>Lions exist
Where, exactly, Martin?
THe imaginary land to the south that no one has ever returned from? The deserts of Essos? The north of Westeros?
Where, Martin?
Fucking hack

>Why add two characters even more lame than Dany to the story?
Because George need a proper challenger for Dany since Cersei is soon to expire? Jon is still '''''dead''''' and Littlefinger is busy trying to molest Shansha.

Summer islands?

NED LISTEN TO ME PLEASE FUCK MY SISTER SHES OVULATING RIGHT NOW JUST DO IT

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>Jaime would've made a better protagonist
If you remove the incest shit and him becoming a cuck in the ending, i guess

>We don't see Ser Pounce die

Should Ser Pounce and Stannis team up?

>lions living on an island
Suuuuure, but it's magic so I can't complain xDDDD

GRRM is unironically a hack and I have no idea how he managed to capture lightning in a bottle with ASOIAF.

>Ser Pounce vs Drogon fight
Would be kino.

Already extinct during the current storyline or at least very endangered. Tywin's dad actually almost got eaten by a lion and saved by Gregor & Sandor's dad.

the cat that was promised

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Jon. He was an anime character seasons 5-7.

NED PLEASE!!!!

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>they made a shonen jump fighting game
So do you get to finally settle who is the most powerful shonen dude? My first guess is Goku, but I've seen some .webms where Naruto splits the moon in a fight even though his whole deal started out as just some autistic ninja dude in a village of 400.

The summer islands are pretty big to be fair.

>After escaping into exile, Ser Pounce teamed up with a battle-weary Stannis and through training, whoring and the blessing of R'hollor, Ser Pounce grew to the size of the Black Dread.

>Stannis now rides Ser Pounce into battle as they seek revenge for the kingdom that was stolen from them.

Now that's kino.

>extinct just in time
>:))))))

The queen acknowledges your digits, user.

didn't lions used to exist in europe up until a few thousand years ago? old english houses had those all over their coats of arms and shit too, right?
I don't see the problem here

Rhinos too

GoT is over faggots stop making these threads for fucks sake

OH NO NO NO BRO YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO MENTION THAT AAHH

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Prime Jaime was behind only Arthur Dayne and Barristan Selmy, and said that there were only a handful of people alive that could give him a run for his money. But Jon has more plot armor than Sam the Slayer in the later seasons so he'd probably make prime Jaime trip on his sword

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Lions exist in the Westerlands

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I haven't played it, but from the trailer it looks like they made anyone not from DBZ being much stronger, strong enough to battle the z-fighters and Frieza. Not sure how it actually works in the game.

The last lions of Europe extinct during the ice age user. Anything else are just import from Africa brought as fighting animal or exotic pet.

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When fAegon in the show reveals himself, will there be a Targaryen restoration?

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we'll go on Yea Forums hiatus soon m8, don't worry
we're migrating to most likely

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>If you remove the incest shit and him becoming a cuck in the ending
Jaime's ending was trash, but the incest is a vital part of his character
Having a kingslaying non-Targ being Azar Ahai reborn is subversion that actually fucking works.

>Jaime was a good swordsman meme
The only time he ever really fought was in wars (heroic deeds exaggerated) and fighting an old man in the street.
The only time we see Jaime wield his sword is to stab people in the back.
What a fucking hack.

based and hobbitpilled

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NED

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Europeans probly saw Lions from Travelling merchants. Same for Elephants and other Animals

>Because George need a proper challenger for Dany since Cersei is soon to expire?
Margaery?

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>Lions in the westerlands
>Unicorns in Skagos
>Lizard-lions in the neck

What other exotic animals are there in Westeros?

>Jaime kills Cersei/fail to protect Brienne
>Gets the flaming sword
>Fights the white walkers/the Night King
>Sacrifice himself to protect Bran and the rest of Westeros
KINGSLAYER KINGSLAYER KINGSLAYER!

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>(((((gold)))))

Aegon was a colossal faggot for liking Rhaenys better than Visenya

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Who Azor Ahai?

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>What other exotic animals are there in Westeros?

I've heard there are Lizard men in that one africa continent.

>Europeans probly saw Lions from Travelling merchants
Then explain why there are no niggers in European heraldry?

smirkfu will ALWAYS be my queen

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You posted him

What a shit show the last season was. They wasted so many $$ for the battle vs the whites and you couldn't even see what was going on.

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>Sorry, Ser Arthur. I'm already happily married and my wife is expecting a child that I'll name after Robert

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youtube.com/watch?v=H-oZ4Bug_zA
WHERE MY CHAD STAGS AT?

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Nobility was able to tell that the lion was a majestic creature and worthy of representing their house and the nigger wasn't

greatest ally

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>Shadowcats basically a sort of large panther-like creature (only mentioned in the show, but appears a couple of times in the book)
>Mammoths
>Dire wolves
>Krakens (giant squids)
>Manticore (scorpion-like creatures)

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Visenya was his older sister, she probably used to dom him when they were kids

A couple passing mentions of krakens fucking up boats.

um

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>What other exotic animals are there in Westeros?
>in that one africa continent.
based retard

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why does he wear the mask..

That's one smug Visenya, no wonder she made Maegor

direwolves, mammoths, shadowcats, giants (in the book they're basically gorillas/yeti), krakens, leviathans, the ironborn have a legend of a guy fucking up a sea dragon
he said westeros you absolute dunce

That only makes it better.

Why the fuck did Bobby allow his """"children"""" to carry both the Baratheon and Lannister sigils?

How would Tywin deal with this house?

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oh and ice dragons

Best girl. It's a shame we won't get a prequel series set during the conquest.

>Implying her casting work for Rome isn't based
Also her work for Wolf Hall is decent as well.

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also wtf is a wild aurochs I'm guessing just a big bull the way it's talked about?

Cersei insisted. Tyrion and Kevan note that this is a really bad idea. Same with Tywin, hence the Valyrian sword Joffrey gets is 100% Baratheon.

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weren't manticores from essos?

lion+stag is always House Baratheon of Kingslanding official sigil

Extinct cow thing.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurochs

She really likes Stannis and Qyburn's actors

illyn, get the sword

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We still need Fs for Jaimes hand

>ywn see a 5 minute long explicit /ss/ scene between Visenya and the little king while she makes his mother watch

Aurochs exist irl too, well existed. They are like you said basically giant bulls that got extinct a few hundred years ago
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurochs

Ah yes, I forgot about that.

Would Joffrey and Sansa's kids have a wolf/stag/lion for their sigil?

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>5 minutes
I would cancel my HBO subscription. It needs to have its own dedicated episode.

Nah just a stag and wolf.

>ferries summer islanders to westeros by the millions

No, they don't get to inherit the North. Meanwhile, Cersei's children have claims to the Iron Throne, Stormlands and Westerlands, so the sigil fits, even if its really bad optics when your enemies are calling them out as being Lannister incest bastards.

I don't think so. but at the end of the day, it's Joffrey's policy. Would be too overcrowded of sigil though, you might as well turn it into a zoo.

>right-handed

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Knowing the Lannisters it would probably be a lion and a wolf.

Why is this general still going?

STOP THIS SMUGNESS IN THE NAME OF YOUR BOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAR

he'd exterminate house beesbury

why are you

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THE BOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

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Because not every thread can be about the MCU

I think we've found Tywin's match

>When Aegon proclaimed he still felt sufficiently protected by his guards, Visenya quickly drew Dark Sister and cut Aegon's cheek before the king's defenders could react. Aegon then entrusted Visenya with establishing the Kingsguard
She definitely would dom him well into his reign as king

>Started out the show after almost being killed by the Mountain
>His final scene is actually being killed for real by the Mountain
At least he tries to be useful

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>Robert's murder was a plot by the Lannist-
Try again, dipshit.

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Tywin-proofed

>gets pissed at House Royce
>develops dementia
fucking kek

YEET

>KEVAN! Get me 10 lions, 3 eagles, 2 castles and a shitload of lillies

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>*rains of castamere intensifies*

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Varys is a mer-man

>The Lannisters send their regards

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roughly this area

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F

Jaime is Azor Ahai, and will take Brienne as his wife

Together they will unite the Seven Kingdoms

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>Ready for a rematch fatty?

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AZOR BOAR!

>Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

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>According to Gurm there are Lions in Dublin
First I've heard of it

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Is there anyone on YouTube more based than our supreme autismo, The Dragon Demands?

>did the hard grueling work of watching hundreds of hours of D&D interviews and other material pertaining to the show's development in order to get to the heart of the matter as to exactly why it turned to shit

>knows David Benioff more than David Benioff knows himself

>always speaks in an unapologetic butthurt tone that shows he doesn't give a fuck about being mocked by d&d dicksuckers and /r/asoiafcirclejerk

>has the ability to make 2 hour long whiny autistic rants very entertaining and informative, his unabashed asspain makes you want to join him in energized camaraderie

>patriotic Stannisfag who suddenly flies into a rage when he remembers what D&D did

>employs quirky but enthralling catchphrases in his social media battles against his enemies like "Rhaenyra has an army" and "I am the law" and "welcome to a world with rules"


youtu.be/IhHBw4oH1zc?t=1174

>meandering rambling about the show and books
>all of a sudden

"STANNIS! STANNIS! THE MAN WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN KING! A MAN I WOULD HAVE FOLLOWED INTO THE FREEZING DEPTHS OF HELL AND BACK....WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS WHEN THESE ASSHATS SEE THAT STANNIS DEFEATS RAMSAY AT THE BATTLE OF ICE? THAT ORDER TRIUMPHS OVER CHAOS? A MAN AS CLOSE TO AN IMPERIAL GUARD COMMISSAR AS WE ARE GOING TO GET? A MAN BEHOLDEN TO HIS DUTY AND HIS PRINCIPLES?"

New Video, the supreme autismo himself in the flesh: youtube.com/watch?v=g6gMhaJC9N0

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Was the BOOOOOAR canonically made into a ham?

yes, cersei said it tasted like triumph whatever that means

>Azor Ahai
>boar
Ham theory confirmed. Renly figured it out before any of us.

better taste than Roberts little princes?

Bobby killed it with his bare hands after it gored him, so it could be a ham

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I only know recently the dude is the admin of Game of Thrones wiki

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in awe at the size of this lad

>Bobby B nuts on the roast boar as his final revenge

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>always speaks in an unapologetic butthurt tone

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>implying George greenlit half of the dumb shit in the show
Mad Dany is the only part he was most likely responsible for, and even then they fucked it up bad

What is it with Marys' and stupid coats of arms?

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do you think a courtier ever busted a nut to the titties on that harp

GODS what a stupid coat of arms. Who drew you, a halfwit with ADD?

>Traitors! I'll have all their heads!!!

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You laugh now, but just wait until you visit Dublin and get mauled by a lion.

>Westerlands
Not really with Tyrion around (even though Tywin would never allow that) and Ned seemed to think that Jaime would inherit his father's titles after Tywin died despite being kingsguard

quality powerstances right there

merlings are made up. so are grumkins and snarks

>putting a coat of arms inside your coat of arms
Yo dawg

>The best scene post season 4

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He is also responsible for Bran King

It was pretty obvious that Tywin had no intentions of following the rules.

Bran will probably ends the series as KitN, not on the Iron Throne

Damn, look at all of that colour.

He shouldn’t have had Sansa beaten and stripped but apart from that he was pretty based

Jaime was one of the greatest knights in History. Jon's a great leader, but above average fighter

yes

>Joffrey alone has more colour in his costume than all of the later seasons combined
Fucking kike hacks didn't bother trying at all when they got their ticket to ruin Kotor

>Because George need a proper challenger for Dany since Cersei is soon to expire?
Lannisters aren't as badly off as everyone is making them to be. Tommen and Margery are right now in a fine position. They have all the Reach, the Crownlands, West, Stormlands (outside of Storm's End itself) and they're currently cleaning up the Riverlands. This stupid fAegon wish fulfillment shit where he's the good liberator king come to the broken realm, which was already being mended, needs to stop. People just like their epic secret prince mary sue characters, like Jon.

That's the kind of shit that happens when you give power to a kid. It was Cersei's fault for not controlling him better.

>Joffrey Baratheon, now there was a king

>He shouldn’t have had Sansa beaten and stripped

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To be fair, the original costume director who was responsible for all the kino got mauled to death by a lion. That’s why the costuming went to shit.
>And who
>are you

>When someone asks what "overdesigned" means

Maester Pycelle, I'm First of his Name

He was only ever described as above average in the first book when he was fighting against children who had never held a sword in their lives. There was nothing special about Jon's combat abilities except for his magical sword and wolf.

>original costume director who was responsible for all the kino got mauled to death by a lion
Their own fault for not hiring an armed escort when visiting Dublin

No, they actually kept the same costume designer for all 8 seasons

>implying that wasn't his most based act

I got chills

Jack Gleeson was a true gift to ASoIaF fans. All the Lannisters were excellent actors, but his scenes were just a joy to watch

Apparently the actress wanted to be written out back in season 5. Hopefully she's more important in the books, as GRRM has hinted the Tyrells will have a bigger role

Oh, my bad, turns out it was the editor.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3113418/Horrifying-moment-lioness-reared-attack-killed-American-tourist-Katherine-Chappell-South-African-safari-park.html
Well, why the fuck did the costumes get so bad then?

>Bran let Sansa secede he could forge a marriage alliance with her and later have his own kingsguard rape her

>I don't know how to set up my TV and it's GoT's fault

>Brienne domming Salsa
I’m sweating

Lions were around in southern Europe into the middle ages

His scene in S3 with Tywin is one of my favorite.
I know they are the "bad" guys, but the show just isn't as fun as it used to be without Joffrey, Tywin, and Littlefinger.

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They fell for the "darker tone means black colors and plain clothes" meme

kek

Tyrells have always been Targaryen loyalists behind the scenes from the start so yeah they're probably getting on the Aegon VI train in the books

Watch Arya kill the Night King in The Winds of Winter

xth for Sansha

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Probably a quartered coat with two Stags, a lion and a wolf.

That's stupid. Half Tyrell will be King after Tommen. Why throw it all away? If Dorne gets on board, then they won't anyway.

>Beric is tasked to kill the Mountain by Ned in S1
>End up dying and resurrected by Thoros
>Forms the Brotherhood without Banners
>Encountering Sandor Clegane in S3, who is Gregor's brother and archnemesis
>Goes to some wacky adventure off-screen and finally recruits Sandor in S7.
>All members of Brotherhood without Banners died except Sandor who end completing Beric's original mission
Talk about unintentional kino

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>wildlings are really Scots
This would explain their standards of hygiene.

GODS WHAT A STUPID IMAGE

NO SHANSHA!!! Your smelly foot is attracting Ramsay and his good men!

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i miss shirtless Ramsay

who's the goodest man of Ramsay's 20 good man?

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Obviously they'll marry 3 times divorcee Maggy to Aegon the Griff

Can Petyr somehow deal with the white walker's menace if he is given the iron throne?

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They are ambitious opportunists. They sided with the Targs during the Bobellion becuase they had no ties with any of the rebels like the Riverlands and the Vale did and because they would get richly rewarded after defeating them, they crowned Renly to become the real power behind him even though he had no fucking claim at all and they switched sides to bed the Lannisters because they had more to gain than by siding with Robb or Stannis.

>who's the goodest man of Ramsay's 20 good man?
The newest one of course.

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kys

Wrex

>"LIONS ATE HIM"

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I DID WARN YOU NOT TO TRUST ME

Ramsay

Are you ready for the inevitable ASOIAF new adaptation by the Mouse?

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Am i the only one who thought the ending was good? All i see is hate.

So uhhhhhh why did Dany burn everyone again?

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Inbred retard.

She saw them as enemies and shes violent and impulsive

Literally wouldnt have happened if Jorah was alive

Everything he accomplished was because Lysa was obsessed with him so unless he also fucked one of Craster's kids when he was in Riverrun there is little he can do.

Seriously why did Jon not give her the d? Why did they make him gay this season?

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because Bran warged into her

Yes Dabid, only the two of you

Benioff and Weiss kind of forgot to put the development & reasoning before the great burning.

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>Gwendoline Christie doesnt have an intro credit in S2 or S3

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I hope this is OC, too good for us Imperator OC.

"When she saw the Red Keep and everything taken from her, she wanted to make it personal." - D&D

>WE MUST AVENGE HOUSE TARGARYEN BY KILLING HOUSE TARAGRYEN

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joff and tywin are on the same tier for me. every time either is on screen is pure comfiness.

D&D had 3 episodes left when they realized they need to check off Mad Queen from the list GRRM gave them so they kind of panicked.

wat?

>they need to check off

This entire seasons is literally "Dabid we need to check all this shit off." Basically they had the ending, didn't develop any logical way to get to that ending, create some bullshit reasons for getting to it, so that's how we got season 8.

>swarthy brown eyed boltons
>roose a wrinkly old man and not creepily smooth and youthful
>theon a wog
shit adaptation

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>unless he also fucked one of Craster's kids
So he just have to cuck Sam then? That'll be easy as fuck. Gilly will be easily seduced by that sexy accent and irresistibly handsome and shady face. Not to mention that twirling mustache.

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The incest creeps him out

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>The incest creeps him out

One they never conveyed them in the show.

Two, this isn't as bad of incest as brother and sister and is generally normal in this society.

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>Oberyn didn't have an intro credit in S4
>Shae and Missandei did

The Saxe-Coburg-Gotha were not as incestious as the Lannisters

>So R+L=J
>Oh cool so how does this vital information impact the succession crisis? What do all the characters think of it?
>Who the fuck cares we showed it on screen our job here is done

>season 7: seven episodes
>season 8: six episodes

These could have been 10 episodes each, paced out the plots, replaced King's landing and Winterfell, wrote a better script than a rough draft written by a retarded 3 year old, and stop having silent scenes with no dialogue, and this would have been perfect.

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>implying Ramsay isn't a swarthy ugly piece of shit

>Brienne and Jamie flee to Essos together and adopt Dany

Would've been a kino ending.

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>dany should logically burn down the red keep
>but we got to come up with a stupid reason for her not to do this till the last episode
>oh I know we turn every other character retarded.
>DANY IS GOING INSANE

I honestly not sure how the intro credit placement work for the side characters. Gilly and Missandei who barely do anything gets to be in the intro, while the guy that plays Euron, Barristan and Olenna who actually has more screentime and impact to the story never made it to the intro. Hell the dude that plays Greyworm only join the main cast in the final season.

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Do we actually have examples of non-Targs doing nephew/aunt or niece/uncle? I know they didn’t care about cousins but this is still a degree closer and they’ve got to draw the line somewhere.

Darkstar

>Do we actually have examples of non-Targs doing nephew/aunt or niece/uncle?

Tywin

That Daemon guy and his niece who had a crush on him

Tywin married his cousin right?

You need him to fucking say "I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FATHER RHAEGAR TARGARYEN'S SISTER WHICH MAKES YOU MY AUNT ON MY FATHER'S SIDE"?

No wonder they needed to dumb down the dialogue so much

Why would Jaime adopt the Mad King's mad daughter who burns down KL and kills his true eternal waifu?

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why are these threads still going

it's over

move on

Clegenbowl was the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen and the Hound better just retire and turn into a holy man for the rest of the books.

>tmw Sansa's flashes half the court her pretty little teats while the Kingsguard beat her with their sword.

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Dany needs some motherly and fatherly love to un-crazy her.

This fanbase is toxic.

>it's over

As long as Stannis is alive it's never over.

Well, they still need someone to take care of the Mountain.

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t. Hound

>they still need someone to take care of the Mountain.

Arya
Jon
Dany
Jaime

There are a ton of characters who could do it.

Fuck varys

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Blackfyre book Varys is kind of based

>You need him to fucking say "I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FATHER RHAEGAR TARGARYEN'S SISTER WHICH MAKES YOU MY AUNT ON MY FATHER'S SIDE"?

When did he ever once convey that in the show? Sorry I can't magically read the characters minds or something. There is a lot of other shit than muh aunt shit happening. They didn't even call themselves aunt or nephew in the show

>Arya
She is unironically going to get BTFO by Gregor. She got lucky the Night King can be killed with one stab using one fancy weapon. Gregor keeps being stabbed repeatedly and somehow still moving. I have no idea what the fuck did Qyburn do to the big guy.

based

>I think Ned Stark loved Robert better than he ever loved his brother or his father . . . or even you, my lady. He was never unfaithful to Robert, was he?
Was Jaime right?

Why are all nobles depicted as rich in the show? There was a significant number of nobles who were poor in real society. Nobel is simply a legal title that gives you privileges others don't have.

>I have no idea what the fuck did Qyburn do to the big guy
Necromancy is an established school of magic in the books, and Qyburn practises it.
Don't know how it's explained in the show, though.

I forgot how smug she was

>I have no idea what the fuck did Qyburn do to the big guy.

Boy I can't wait to find o-

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME MUH QUEEN

Because nearly every relevant character comes from one of the top 8 ruling families of an entire continent

>NO KEVAN, HOW DARE YOU TRY TO BRING PEACE TO THE REALM! I NEED TO PUT THIS INBRED FREAK CHILD ON THE THRONE! REEE
Uh, no. Not based.

>in real society
got isn't real

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very smug

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This a joke?
Jaime is one of the greatest swordsmen. He squired and sparred with Arthur Dayne. Jon is a big fish in a small pond.

He's still retarded he just thinks good ruler = good realm, as long as the ruler fits his ideal of good

>good ruler = good realm,

That's true dou.

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What is his ideal ruler? A Targ with a penis and no magic involved?

GODS NED, THE KINGSLAYER IS RIGHT, WE SHOULD'VE MARRIED INSTEAD OF ME MARRYING THAT LANNISTER BOOOOOOAAAAAR

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I thought the dude just heal Gregor or something, but the fight with Sandor pretty much confirms he is not even human anymore. He is some sort of fucked up mutant with retard strength and could only be killed by fire. Shit's crazy. I don't mind Qyburn's death (I thought Bronn is going to kill him with his crossbow), but I wish they explain WTF did he do to the Mountain before killing him off.

>What is his ideal ruler?

Stannis minus magic

Jaime just trying to troll her

>much confirms he is not even human anymore.

The weirdest part was when Gregor stop listened to Cersei or Qyburn. That was probably the most shocking actual twist of this entire season.

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>Clearing the way for Young Griff
Yeah i'm thinking he's based.

>I have a cock. You have a butthole. We'll join our houses

HE IS A HAM

Zombie Mountain is still up and running in the books, you can find out there if they ever release.

This could have been kino on the show, imagine Gregor throwing smug Arya around like a plaything, and THEN Sandor has to come in and save her

>imagine Gregor throwing smug Arya around like a plaything, and THEN Sandor has to come in and save her

That would mean we would have narrative weight to the fight. Watching Gregor and Sandor go at each other was pointless cause we both knew they would die.

Ned told Robert to go fuck himself after the Targ kids were killed, and they only remained friends after being bummed about Lyanna dying.

>Be me
>Second day of creative writing class, the prof wants us all to imagine a unique kind of dragon
>Its my turn to share what i came up with
>I say my dragon only has two legs no arms and it cant talk
>Entire class rolling their eyes, someone throws a piece of crumpled up paper at my head
>Prof says "ok user very nice.. at least tell us what you named him
>" D-drogon"
>Hear girls laughing in the back of the class

To be fair undead Gregor always has some sort of consciousness left. Back in S6 Jaime quips about how the Mountain is a retard who can barely understand speech and Gregor immediately gets offended and stare at him. He is clever enough to understand basic rule not to immediately cut Tyrion and Jaime to pieces as well in S7 finale. My best take from this is he probably realizes Cersei & Qyburn is not worth protecting anymore and he is going to die anyway so might as well do what he likes.

Arya's inaction to kill Cersei right after leaving Braavos is the reason Westeros is doomed to collapse.

There is no logical reason why any of the bad guys should have lived after Arya went faceless.

Ideal Cleganebowl would have ended with Sandor walking away, knowing that his brother has been dead for years and there’s no point for this revenge.
Remember when the leaks said Sandor would end up building a house in the countryside for himself?

Gregor would have killed her before she could.

I'm thinking your based.

That or granting the tortured undead abomination a mercy kill instead of vengeance kill.

>Gregor would have killed her before she could.

How could he when Arya kills Cersei in her sleep?

Why would you waste time making this up

>There is no logical reason why any of the bad guys should have lived after Arya went faceless.
There is no logical reason why Jaqen has not sought her out and killed her for stealing their secrets.

>steal Moon Boy's face
>kill Cersei in the middle of fucking her

Arent the starks and ironniggers poorfags

That wasn't Jaqen, it was some faceless intern that put on Jaqen's face to make Arya feel more comfortable

cringe and cliche. there is no evidence to suggest ungregor is "suffering" and if he is, he deserves it. he was a monster in life

No, Starks just don't flaunt their wealth and ironniggers think that buying stuff makes you a faggot

New

Book Dany will be more ruthless with some of her enemies, but she won't burn king's landing in the books.

Then why will her fuckbuddy Jon kill her?

Go to bed Arya your edgelord vengeance arc is not going to get a free pass in the books.