Was it kino lads?

was it kino lads?

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yes, i liked the bullimia one

Worth it for Ron Perlmans narrations.

One of those. I’ll just watch one episode but end up watching the whole marathon shows. Lockup is the worst offender though

Niggas on acid jumping in a swimming pool

For me, it's the one where a girl fucks herself to death with a carrot

I only really remember the guy that crank all the carrot juice or something? And turned orange

For me, it’s the guy who drank gasoline and puked it back up into a fire and burned himself alive

For me? It's the water slide over an exposed nail that rips your stomach wide open.

Havent been on a water slide since.

I rubbed one out to the one where the ladies counterfeit tiddies explode on the airplane, so its kino in my boom.

The one where the dad hates the guy his daughter brought home and tries to eat a live squid but it chokes him out from inside his throat.

YO

>the one where the burglar with bad breath makes the girl puke and choke on her vomit because she bound and gagged herself

Is this a real show lol?

That's hot

For me, it's the biker dude at the pool hall who would swallow billiard balls as a cool party trick, but accidentally swallowed a cue ball and choked himself since it's slightly bigger than the numbered billiard balls.

did he shit out the balls afterwards?

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Yeah, another biker would suck the ball out of his ass and they'd see how many bikers they could get the ball through before it hit the ground

Christ. Are you 14?

I remember watching this as a kid,
there was one where some dude died in a baby crib,pretending to be a baby
as a fetish,I remember feeling very ill,like that was the most degenerate thing I've seen

I caught this kino one night while waiting for 1000 Ways To Die to start. After all these years the only things I remember from it are the hot chicks and the arm wrestling trick.

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For me, its the one where the ferret forces itself up the man's asshole then starts biting and clawing the inside of his colon until he bleeds to death

I remember watching the one where a guy gets killed by a space rock or something like that.
I was so upset that something like that could happen I didn't left my room for an entire week

I loved the episode about the African Warlord who snorted coke on the same table where he cut diamonds on; snorted up diamond dust too. Shredded his insides up and bled out.

for me, it's the guy with a chain in his mouth running all the through his body and out his arse who gets caught on a forklift

They need to bring this back. They never actually reached 1000. I think they got up to like 400-something from something I read.

I noticed they would embellish the stories to make the people dying look like ass holes

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My nigga. That's like my go to story to share with people.
It was a tarp though some drunk guy used AS a slip and slide that had a nail in it.

DUDE how many BEERS would it take for BOOBS to EXPLODE!?!?

What a weird show. Hot chicks like you said though.

Similar one some black people capping off new years rounds into the sky and one bullet came down and killed a guy like a mile away.

YO THOSE DOGS DONE YET

>it's slightly bigger
smaller
See, that's how his Billiard ball trick worked, they couldn't get past a certain point in his throat so he'd puke 'em up- the the cue ball slipped past that point and he couldn't get it out with his esophageal muscles.

It was absolutely "14 years old who can't sleep so he sees what good's on tv" kino

God, I miss being 14!

I remember one where they figured out if a girl screams and moans during sex just by the way she moves her hips!

Great show too

The two I remember the most are some guy getting his dick ripped off by a racoon and a fat guy whose stomach burst and the acid dissolved his insides.

I always thought this was ghoulish, even as a kid.
They straight-up make fun of real people dying agonizing deaths and only get away with it because they change the names.
It's basically simulated bestgore content for kids.

I really like that episode where some chick gets a full body acupuncture treatment then decides to reach for her phone then falls face first off a bed. Also exploding tits