David Lycnh is finally winning an Oscar

BASED

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We've watched the films of generations
To David Lynch, none compares
We spread his art across the film buff nation
Besting everyone everywhere.

We're Lynch fans forever, Lynch fans together
We're family, but so much more
No matter what comes, we will face the weather
We're Lynch fans to the core

Eeyup.

There's no place that I'd rather be
Than watchin' Lynch with my family
Friends all around come to join and see
As we rewatch Eraserhead!

We're Lynch fans forever, Lynch fans together
We're family, but so much more
No matter what comes, we will face the weather
We're Lynch fans to the core

Surrealist plots, layers thick as thieves
Any cliché he discards with ease
He's here for the art of it, through thick and thin
You're always welcome with your Kino kin
Wheeeeee!

You're more fun than the films of Finch'
Or the coolest scenes of the best Kubrick
The love I feel here is swim, not sink
As we spread Lynch across this land

We're Lynch fans forever, Lynch fans together
We're family, but so much more
No matter what comes, we will face the weather
We're Lynch fans to the core

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>Lycnh
Some fan you are

Oscars are worthless

So far
Oscars wins
Black Panther 3
Jennifer Lawrence 1
Brie Larson 1
Alicia Vikander 1
Mahershala Ali 2
Emma Stone 1
Lady Gaga 1
Regina King 1
Anne Hathaway 1
Cher 1
Raimi Malek 1
Whoopi Goldberg 1
Spike Lee 1
Kobe Bryant 1
Lupita Nyogo 1
Kathleen Kennedy 1

No Oscars as directors
D. W. Griffith (0 nominations Honorary award)
Buster Keaton (0) (Honorary Award in 1959)
Howard Hawks (1 nomination, 0 wins)
Alfred Hitchcock (5 nominations, 0 wins Honorary award)
Stanley Kubrick (4 nominations, 0 wins)
Akira Kurosawa (1 nomination, 0 wins)
Fritz Lang (0 nominations)
Sam Peckinpah (0 nominations)
Sidney Lumet (4 nominations, 0 wins)
David Lynch (3 nominations, 0 wins)

0 Oscars as actors/actresses
Errol Flynn (0 nominations)
Marilyn Monroe (0 nominations)
Jerry Lewis (0 nominations)
Fred Astaire (1 nomination, 0 wins)
Kirk Douglas (3 nominations, 0 wins)
Albert Finney (5 nominations, 0 wins)
Peter O'Toole (8 nominations, 0 wins)
Donald Sutherland (0 nominations)
Glenn Close (7 nominations, 0 wins)
Richard Burton (7 nominations, 0 wins)
Alan Rickman (0 nominations)
Richard Harris (2 nominations, 0 wins)
Viggo Mortensen (3 nominations, 0 wins)
Tom Cruise (3 nominations, 0 wins)
Joaquin Phoenix (3 nominations, 0 wins)
Samuel L Jackson

People give a shit about the Oscars still? Don't get me wrong I like Lynch but Oscars are just hollywood self-wank garbage.

>one big list of "i don't like these cherrypicked winners therefore bad"

Regina King and Emma Stone are bad but not Tom Cruise and Marilyn Monroe?

m8

Most normies which is about 75% of this board still think they matter and like actresses like anne hathaway and emma stone who have won them when they are shit actresses

>Samuel L Jackson
I love the dude but he doesn't deserve an oscar outside of Pulp Fiction

Emma Stone is garbage like Jennifer Lawrence and recently they've indicated they are best friends.

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Right, Samuel L Jackson doesn't deserve an oscar but Kobe Bryant, Jennifer Lawrence, Lady Gaga, Alicia Vikander, Brie Larson and Black Panther etc do

>only objections include women and blacks

I never said that m8

truth
that's what you're saying by disagreeing with me, the point of the list is the winners are much more shit then the non winnners

hes pretty outspoken about diversity and white genocide. I am surprised he didnt win one earlier.

>hes pretty outspoken about white genocide
>source: my ass
He literally praised trump
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Misconstrued, he updated it later

Yea Forums is full of Scientologist shills ever since Yea Forums redirected its hate to the Jews.

Tom Cruise and Marilyn Monroe are great movie stars though, an Honorary Oscar is fit for actors like them

Regina King and Emma Stone are unemoting actresses that are posters for why the academy means nothing

>unemoting
Great analysis, Shakespeare.

>thinking Lynch ever explains himself
Nice try, we're all aware now that your'e with her

Not a case of him explaining his art rather than him covering his ass after some faggot journie tried to make him look like an evil Trump supporter to get extra clicks

Yeah right, like Lynch is going to do what some bitch boy reporter tells him to when he says "counter Trump in an intelligent way!" after Lynch explicitly said, on the record, that no one can counter Trump in any intelligent way.

You have to fucking go back already

nice """"argument""""

nice """"""

Is unemoting not a critique to you, they have the range of Brie Larson

Comparisons aren't bold assessments, sweaty.

>Essentially black ball the guy from Hollywood
>Let's heap praise on him now, he's almost dead

I fucking hate Hollywood so fucking much.

Regina King and Emma Stone both give the same tired performances in everything, they deliver their lines the same no matter the situation or movie. You have to go back.

>they deliver their lines the same no matter the situation or movie.
Retarded overstatement that doesn't prove anything.

how much subjective coping posts will you make defending shit actresses that have no range and deliver their lines the same in every movie or shit tv they've been in

How much longer are you gonna NOT make an argument?

until you go back, Zachary

They usually give honorary awards when they think the director it's about to die in the next years

You haven't said one thing that matters and admitted they deliver their lines the exact same way in every movie, zero range like brie larson

>You haven't said one thing that matters

Until you prove that you actually know your shit about the profession instead of repeating shitty blanket statements like "hurr they all act the same" or "no range", then you have my attention. Fuck off otherwise.

David Wark Griffith is more likely to get expunged from Hollywood's history than anything in today's climate.

Psuedo autist you need to stop posting like you have any taste, those are all actual arguments that you not only haven't rebutted you didn't even deny. Stop trying so hard. I've beaten you every single time. You like trash actresses who don't even have the ability to seem like the are different characters, every movie is the same character.

>t. thinks Marilyn Monroe deserves an Oscar

>every movie is the same character
Can't refute someone who thinks 1 + 1 = 5

Every performance of theirs is the same character, themselves.

No they aren't.

No I think Glenn Close, Fassbender, Joaqium Phoenix or anybody deserve oscars over Alicia Vikander, Jennifer Lawrence, Brie Larson, Black Panther, and Raimi Malek

Yes they are you even admitted their delivery is the same in all of them. Enjoy

No one cares, Zack. Go back to your Livejournal.

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>you even admitted
When you have to make shit up to win, you know you're losing

>Peter O'Toole (8 nominations, 0 wins)
What the fuck?

Cope some more for liking those trash actresses on the level of Jennifer Lawrence, Alicia Vikander and Brie Larson

I just watched The Return 3x18 instead of trying to talk about Judy with these Bozos. Repute the allegation that 3 phase electrical grids can be used as a conveyance to magical hotels which act as portals to other realities.

DW Griffith and Buster Keaton are somewhat forgivable as they were both past their peak by the time the Academy Awards became a thing