LITERALLY RESIDENT EVIL 7 THE SHOW

explain why m8, good structure? good characters? creative cinematography? I'd like you to elaborate

Swamp Threat. And the show the show it.

>the mc is a girl scientist/biologist like
>mutt "handsome" cop
>another fake scientist
>theres more like 10 black characters in the town ( a red neck town )

the show is good

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I forgot about the Asian boy from Westworld who is a good friend of the biologist girl

You know the series is just an edgy eco-friendly cop drama, right? Swamp thing sucks.

It's Swamp Thing supposed to be a hero or another evil guy?

That shit looks practical, really bringing some John Carpenter vibes

is this supposed to be good or bad? It seems pretty standard.

Where is it getting the energy to grow like that?

oh no...

Swamp Thing (and that’s a good thing)

So is fucking good or not?

Swamp Thang. It's about blacks living in the Naw'lins bayou.

looks amazing, but cool imagery doesn't make it good.

>girl is trying to run away
>guy is holding her

Swan Thong, stupid name if you ask me.

>Being a man
>Not protecting someone scared from a possibly dangerous situation
Have sex

>Swamp Thing is an American superhero horror drama web television series based on the DC Comics character of the same name. The series premiered May 31, 2019 on DC Universe.

DC has its own streaming service? What the fuck, why?

Are you fucking complaining that nogs are living in a swamp?

You want to live in the swamp or do you want Tyrone in the bed with your girlfriend?

>theres more like 10 black characters in the town ( a red neck town )
It’s in Louisiana, dumbshit. There8s blacks and coonasses everywhere.

Swamp Thing is essentially neither. He’s sort of like Swampzilla, just an absolute force of nature.

>do you want Tyrone in the bed with your girlfriend?
Of course
Who the fuck is a Louisiana, I'm not american

Literal earth magic.

>We need Tessa Thompson and Lilly Collins
>Sir, we don't have the money for them ...

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It’s the deepest of Deep South. It’s the state where the Mississippi River enters the Gulf of Mexico. It’s a hot, boggy, swampy, nasty place where literally everything can kill you and actively wants to, basically if all of Australia was a giant swamp. The French colonized it hundreds of years before the U.S. even existed. The population is a mixture of black, native, and French Acadians (“Cajuns”) all heavily mixed.

Ever heard of fucking jazz, Ahmed?

Sounds like a shithole
Jazz? the music genre?

Yes, it is. And yes, jazz music was born there in New Orleans.

Yes, the music genre, New Orleans, m8.

no, the tranny

The latter

Pretty good effects for a tv show

No, the Queen album

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Why is that retard holding her back? Just get out of there you dumb fuck.

The alligators are bad enough, but these fuckers are everywhere. The small ones can snap fresh quarter-inch twigs in half. That fucker right there could easily take a hand off in one clean bite. Well, it *would* be clean were the bite not taking place in the bacterial soup the locals jokingly refer to as “water.”

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the thread yesterday killed all my excitement i had after the 1st episode. This board just sucks the fun out of everything. now i hate it

Hippos and Snapping turtles are unironically the niggers of the animal kingdom. Vicious cunts

Desert Shadow

If you think that's dumb, you should see a little bit more it gets dumber
The guy makes a mixture of an alcohol and some other chemical and burns that "tree" thing

Marsh Stuff

>made like 3 threads yesterday, got 0 replies
I fucking hate this board on sundays it's literally full of /gotfags/ even when their show it's over

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Don’t forget the other local friendlies. Seriously, fuck the bayou.

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Why is he wearing a maga hat?

Because he’s telling that snapper to fuck off out of MAGA country.

Marsh Object