Hey user! We'r so glad you agreed to direct our movie. What should we do?

as opposed to (You) the epitome of male beauty

>massive jaw
>good hair for his age
>soft manly voice
>tall
Yes, so fucking ugly.

He probably cries himself to sleep every night

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>ON MY SET YOU DONT TALK UNLESS I PERMIT IT, YOU GOT THAT? GOOD

bloody hell where does he even find them?

They come to him, he just has to exist.

Elites have catalogues for these types of things

Is like in my animes with harem and ecchi tags

Seriously though. I mean I know the guy is rich, famous, and handsome so I see why they want to hang out with him, but where does he even find them? Nightclubs? Is there literally a whore catalog? Does he call up IMG Modelling and say "hey I want 10 girls to go on a boat cruise with me"?

fake numbers and manlet shoes probs

They find him. Or they are property of the studio

His gf is some hottie, has a bunch of hot friends, leo's friends have more hot friends. Beautiful people don't hang out with ugly people.

t. worked for a high end hotel leo visited three times.

Leo is 5'11, but i guess Tom is wearing manlet boots

Bitches just go to him.

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fag

I can't even imagine what his life must be like.

Wearing headphones and vaping while fucking 20 year old supermodels
Probably goes off menu at restaurants too

It's good publicity for models to be seen with and date Leo. The agencies give the girls to him.

>wearing your t-shirt in the water is only done by fatties
>leo pulls it off anyway
what a madman

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Do you never go outside? How do you even meet people?

>everyone on that boat is aware what leo is doing

kek is that Tobey McGuire

Chad never has to follow the rules everyone else does

He doesn't understand the magnet that fame creates. Basically everyone wants to be around famous people. He can just choose his favorites.

figures, too many dudes in that pic. leo would never stand for that.

They've been close friends since childhood.

Take off your clothes, Leo on your fours and Tom, put your best hard on.

This. Fucking Leo is lucking booking a Gucci campaign.

He's just fat. If he loses weight, he'd be kino again.

It must really suck when you're actually a fat ugly fuck, though

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>Scotsman
wat

He probably has people for that. Think about it, somewhere there's a dude, whose job is Leo's Slut Procurer.

blessed image

I want a chad friend

I wonder what Leo and Tobey thought of this.

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this is one of the best virgin vs chad real life pictures ever

>Come on Jonah, fuck her. I specifically hired her for you
>N-No man

>Bitch come here and have sex with Jonah hill

Whatever the fuck

Why do I get the feeling that Leo is way more thug than Hardy irl?

>It's ok dude, i don't really want to have sex, seriously

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>Can someone get Leo some vape. Also play some MGMT right away.

He's got people on pay who get him women. They use model agencies and parties to get those bitches. They would never pass a chance to hang out with Leo on his boat on some exotic location. Leo's guys check them, make them do STD tests, make them sign non-disclosure contracts and that's it. They drink, do coke, suck his dick, get fucked and then they get sent home and next month the other batch comes in. They bitches do it because they get some money (directly or through party-time experience) and they hope that Leo would be so impressed by their dick-sucking abilities that he would marry them or some shit.

based, also lmao at the cuckbois defending their icon

please don't call me cuckboi sir

Long-form exposé of the JQ.

>be the 354th supermodel Leo has fucked
>"Oh I bet he's so impressed by my sex skills right now, yeah, riding him like that, you go girl, I bet that's the best fucking he's has ever had. Wow, imagine if he actually falls in love with me and married me... That's be so cool... Stacy DiCaprio... hee hee... Wait, why is he putting on his earphones..."

I would love to read a book about the people who do all this, like the people he hires to process this. I feel like it's probably just friends and stuff though, and he just wraps it for STD protection. He'd have to wrap it because otherwise he'd end up with kids at some point.

Why indeed

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Imagine having a friend like that. I talked to an user who had a chad friend who hooked him up a few times (liked paid for him and pushed him into it).

A girl friend of mine went to a yacht party with Justin Bieber and they made her do pretty much all of this except sign an NDA, for some weird reason.

My brother used to do that for me back in the day and i always felt humiliated as shit.

Yeah I mean women are never attracted to men who are famous and have lots of money.

It's probably an Entourage-type of deal. He's got friends from his youth. He got famous pretty early on, but I bet he has a couple of trusted guys from back home who do these kinds of things for him in exchange for hanging with him and getting paid handsomely. And it's not like it's illegal to do this stuff.
Also I bet he had a vasectomy and has some frozen sperm just in case.

Not that you'd know anything about that.

Fake numbers and

A lot of women have gone through the process and told about it. A couple of guys in his entourage are pretty much responsible for finding perfect girls for his harem.

>Leo and his entourage go to a club
>Guys in his entourage find the hottest girls in the club and invite them over to their private area
>The girls Leo likes gets invited back to their house
>Leo fucks the girls he wants, while his entourage get the others

i can just see leo on the set of wolf of wall street having to talk with jordan belfort

>jordan: we went on a plane and there was so much coke and so many prostitutes
>leo: coke is tight coke is tight anyway gonna head back to my trailer where 10 models are waiting for me that i didn't have to pay for see you later

Why does he look shopped into the water?
Based Leo

>don't worry Jonnah, I'll keep my t-shirt on too if you don't want to take yours off

What a good friend.

Yeah, that thing is a disgusting blob
>They bitches do it because they get some money (directly or through party-time experience) and they hope that Leo would be so impressed by their dick-sucking abilities that he would marry them or some shit.
More like they want him to make her a movie star

>tfw actually met Leo while vacationing in the Maldives in 2017
Both had private water bungalows, but I ran into him on the ramp leading to the island, since we were both heading there for lunch. He had two 10/10 girls there with him, while I had my ex-girlfriend.

Spoke to him while we rode our bicycles from our end of the island into the main area for about 10 minutes, and a few other times we ran into eachother. The place was called One&Only Reethi Rah.

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i can pull up finer bitches than these honestly

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Nah you can
have sex

No women over 24 lmao

cool

Uncanny Valley Eric Roberts on far left

How do I get rich like you?

Looks like Eric Roberts if someone stole his forehead.

I think private bungalow places and yachts are really the only spots left for celebs if they want any privacy. Looks like a pretty place. You ever stay in Aman resorts?

They've been slaying pussy together since they were like 8 years old.

They all look like trannies

>What should we do?
Have sex.

Is Tom hardy a big poof?

>Is Tom hardy a big
4 U

>he said the words!!

If I didn't, it would've been extremely painful

We all are

>they look like men
how do you think he gets his little leo hard?

traps make the world go round

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dem jaws