DeMarcus, you will man up, raise this child, and put an end to these ridiculous paternity tests.
DeMarcus, you will man up, raise this child, and put an end to these ridiculous paternity tests
Xavier Reyes
Lucas Anderson
>Lady goes on 6 times
>Not ONE of the guys was the father
Elijah Gomez
This show was one of my earliest redpills.
When the man turns out not to be the father, he jumps around and celebrates, and the whole audience boos him.
When the man turns out to be the father and the woman gets up and berates him, the whole audience cheers her.
Isaiah Williams
Murray i am 10,000% sure i'm not the father
Samuel Carter
Imagine showing an episode of this to one of the boys bleeding out on Normandy beach
Jose Cooper
They'd probably be thoroughly entertained. And we all know that deep down inside all men cheer when it's found that some random dude is NOT the father.
Logan Collins
Why would you jump around like some nigger monkey? Only nogs would be so thrilled to avoid responsibility.
Nathaniel Foster
>that episode where the white husband and wife were seeing if he was the father of her black son
Hunter Green
Ian Foster
The type of woman who takes you on Maury for paternity tests is not the kind of woman you want to share a kid with
Jordan Williams
Itt: tards who think it's real
Wyatt Harris
Listen, niggers may be niggers, but I'll still feel happy for them when good things happen.
Nathan Peterson
Furiously points to different areas of child's head to say it does not match his facial features
Jayden Gutierrez
>child
Not even. It's usually a baby. I mean...it's a fucking baby.
Connor Clark
He got his nose he got his ears he da daddy
Matthew Williams
LOOK AT HIS LIPZ! LOOK AT HIS EYEZ! LOOK AT HIS MOUF!
Parker Foster
Jerry Springer was more famous but Maury was the king of scumbag kino.
>Laquisha brings Throne and Jamal to see which one is baby daddy
>its neither
Joshua Gomez
Jerry back in the day was fucking wild lol
Matthew Robinson
Liam Cruz
Seriously tho, if you're a guy, why do you come on Maury? Cause unless they're paying you, or you're that hellbent on shitting on some thot's life on national TV, it seems like a losing situation.
Ayden Martin
youtube.com
LOOK AT THIS SHIT. FUCKING LOOK AT IT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SHE IS LIKE A MACHINE GUN SPRAYING DNA TESTS AND THEY ALL MISS.
Kayden Walker
do they ever not run off the stage?
Brody Foster
there was one back in the day when some fat black chick went on like 6 times and tested 32 guys and none of them were the father
Adam Campbell
Women can dish it out, but not take it.
Sebastian Wright
Was he?
Jonathan Kelly
Shouldn’t stick your cock in that then.
Jaxson Harris
>not celebrating in front of a whore who thought she could pawn off her bastard spawn on you
Alexander Scott
Honestly with american genetics, its possible.
Isaiah Rodriguez
>fuck a bitch once
>she has a baby 12 months later
>know for sure you're not the dad
>she brings you onto maury to prove it
>you know you have it in the bag
>"YOU'RE....NOT THE FATHER!!!!"
>proceed to laugh at the bitch on national tv while she runs away crying
Andrew Scott
i wish he didn't stop doing the outta control teens
Austin Allen
Thomas Barnes
Because the idea of a single black mother who can't find her babby daddy is so far fetched, right?
Juan Turner
Maury was absolute kino.
Alexander Harris
>the man who was deathly afraid of pickles
Liam Torres
Ryan Sanchez
Blacks refuse to just use their hand.
Wyatt Butler
I will never, ever understand how anyone besides La Luz is the final boss.
Mason Green
>a fat burger rolling out in a mobility scooter after finding her mutt is not from some howling negro.
Norman Rockwell wishes he could paint Americana with such detail
Andrew Gray
I just enjoy the format.
Jason Wilson
Fucking kek.
Charles White
Skipping school and watching Maury was what I needed to get my head out of my ass and stop skipping school.
Still did it anyway, just smoked weed instead of going home rofl.
At least I don't have 16 possible baby daddies.
Evan Cox
>Cause unless they're paying you,
They're getting a free paternity test, which the men are usually forced to pay for. And a free trip to Chicago.
Nathaniel Myers
You cannot do a backflip in front of a camera, you would never be casted.
Caleb Hill
Cooper Rivera
I’m gonna need a quick rundown on Gary Spivey.
Juan Cruz
>josie, 8
>was born as a male named joey, but now lives as a girl
Josiah Long
It's as sad a commentary on American culture and social wellbeing as it is funny.
Eli Williams
heh, that right, skip
Ethan Torres
He's a psychic, he used to come on a Twin Cities morning show back in the day but I haven't listened to that show in over a decade.
Kayden Ward
What’s with the wig? Is it a psi-booster? More importantly, does it work?