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idk much about electronics, but apparently nixie tubes require high voltages, so be careful user
WHERE'S THE FUCKING FULL MARATHON STREAM YOU FAGGOTS PROMISED
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
do you guys think there could be undocumented good mutations from chernobyl liek say vlad in the womb 3 weeks since conception is going to have a wee baby dick but his mama gets a whiff of some spicy rocks and his DNA mutates and instead he gets a meaty hog instead what do you guys think?
>116056294
Is this autism?
pat pat
>when he gets his foot caught under the graphite
oh fug
What's Ozymandias? I mean, I know he was a pharaoh of Egypt, but which show is referred here?
he spelt personnel wrong
comrade user...
YOU DONKEY
this scene was excruciating!
pretty sure it's a breaking bad episode
but it did surpass that fucking thing. Chernobyl is the best series of this year.
mmmm nuka milk
Last episode tonight friends. I'm going to miss these threads and my bros B and L
>falls down and literally teabags a piece of graphite
hope he was wearing 2 egg baskets
>rating an episode that isn't even available yet
Aaaahhh...
>2 people found this review helpful
HE DIDN'T EVEN WATCH IT
What do you guys think if there would be a season two about the Kyshtym disaster but it still takes place after Chernobyl and follows the same characters from Season 1?
Daily reminder that Commies are not people.
uugghhhhdruumpfffbblaaaaaakiilllllmeeeeee
Pretty realistic. First-hand accounts (the wife) told us that she could feel her husband's bones moving freely inside his arms and that she had to remove pieces of dead meat daily from his mouth or he would suffocate
it was more suspenseful than most horror movies
This general can still live if we rebrand it as a soviet kino thread.
skin turns black
>yuuppp
tarkovsky general
>Tark is the only good soviet director
Pleb
>nope you're all gonna be sterile and die, no point in any of this really
it was a necessary lie and if anyone feels like pointing out that it's a horrible thing to do they haven't really grasped just how horrible the entire affair was
where in my post does it say that
Boris and Legasov are Rick and Morty with the IQ's switched, prove me wrong.
helpful to know that the reviewer is a retard
>wires into fingers
AAAAAAAARGH
What is it about this show that caused Yea Forums to love it so much?
right in the part where you say "tarkovsky general" instead of "various soviet directors general"
Oh there's an alarm?!
Let me take a swab outside, coz I know whatever's triggering the alarm is coming from the outside coz I'm all knowing just like that.
LMAO KINO MY ASS
>The liquidator starts stealing the graphite instead of throwing it into the reactor
Yuuuup
unlike other currently-airing shows, it's not terrible
bait
>it was a necessary lie
It was necessary to not let your brain damaged communist parents' generation to reproduce and perpetuate their brain disease but here we are.
Dyatlov was in charge
IT WAS DYATLOV
There's a reason you're not a physicist and these people are.
this, and as a slav I tell you that this show isn't that bad. it's literally one of the only shows about such an event which makes it interesting
It's pure kino
If this intro doesnt play before every episode in the livestream marathon, I'll be pissed
And now I'm in charge.
some heavy duty projection here senpai
If I was one of the nuclear staff that got exposed to the core or other massive dose I'd go straight to the nearst AK and kill myself instead of dying from the radiation holy fuck, surely they know what was going to happen to them
>mfw I check today's date
dude.
You literally said that soviet kino in general means the same thing as Tarkovsky
Now it might not be what you meant, but it's unambiguously what the sentence you posted means.
there are no brown people on it (see: sopranos) and it reminds them of video games they like
why did fukushima go boom again?
inb4 some mutt says its 6/3
Do you people ever shut the fuck up? Doesn't it get exhausting?
I'm waiting for you to point out where I was wrong, otherwise go suck some nigger dick (which you probably already plan on doing).
>Fomin got his nuclear engineering qualifications from a degree mill
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But there were like thousands of liquidators. With the exception of the very first responders, they were allowed to spend only a very short amount of time in Chernobyl, then they were paid and sent home. They were not allowed to work there again. Also, men produce millions of spermatozoa per day, whereas women are born with a finite set of oocytes, so yes, they would be able to have children, as long as they didn't immediately fall dick-first into their wives right after returning home. Was he really lying?
>3.6
chill bro, dont over analyse everything so much
More or less the real story, which would've been absolutely terrifying to witness. typical HBO production values so it looks great. kino cast. desu if it wasn't a rael story i wouldn't care as much.
Hey guys can anyone help me out?
I wanted to celebrate the airing of the final episode by making a set of Chernobyl-themed Peggle courses in peggleedit using screenshots from the show. Problem is: Peggleedit is requesting me to install Microsoft .NET Framework 3.5 that will then always result in an error code 0x80073712
Anyone know how to fix? Google isn't helping shit.
btw if you're wondering what Peggle is, refer to pic related.
>error code 0x80073712
have you tried google yet
You're basically ISIS of the the slavs. You brain damaged scum.
Exhausting? Do humanity a favor and exterminate yourself.
flooding knocked out the cooling systems
Yes, I tried everything yet nothing worked
Hmm. Go to the party headquarters and get a ticket to /g/, comrade. Then, when you get off the Tupolev, walk down the hall and to the /sqt/.
It's 6/3 tho m8
Lying or not, I don't think there was a thing that he could have said that would have produced a good outcome. With the possible exception of reaching out for immediate international assistance, I don't think there was anything else the USSR could have done.
Israeli suitcase bomb
who tf was the old guy with the cane who locked down the city and why did everyone listen to him, senior party official? another kino actor too, shame he didn't get more screen time.
>tfw your faith in soviet socialism doesn't pay off
Is that real footage of one of the firemen/reactor workers?
yes it is
How much radioactive contaminants are there now in Pacific?
I wanted to see, which post-nuclear RPG does /rbmk/ prefer: Fallout or S.T.A.L.K.E.R?
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about tree siddy
holy fuck
its what dreams are made of user
where did you get it from
S.T.A.L.K.E.R has better atmosphere than Fallout but Fallout is more fun imo.
>I've got the whole USSR suckling my teats and it feels sooooooooo good.
The first episode features people so deluded that it borders on hilarity if not for the fact that it cost dozens of people their lives
>No votes for New Vegas or betheshit
Pretty based so far
youtube video let me find it
Imagine if the show wasn't based on real events, people would have said that was laughably unrealistic.
We were always in clown world
Atom RPG
I wanna say to all russians that you are based and I love you all (no homo)
Without you, I would have never had rutracker, S.T.A.L.K.E.R or this show.
it's always hard to judge these kinds of shows
I'm always left wondering if the weight and the seriousness of the show was due to the efforts of the director or the fact that this all actually happened
Stalker is just not for me, depressing old soviet buildings don't do it for me when I can see them by walking outside in certain parts of my town. New Vegas it is.
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R got more votes than Pre-Bethesda Fallout
Why?
What does acute radiation poisoning feel like? Is it similar to severe burns in terms of pain?
I'd imagine its probably the worst possible thing ever.
>New Vegas it is
Why that one tho? Nothing against you liking it but I never saw why so many people regard it as better than Fallout 1 and 2.
Do you happen to have more?
Why the fuck do you even wanna kow are you trying to go to the elephants foot to place an rbmk meme or something
Just get the fuck out when the geiger counter starts ticking
yea I got more pictures
I'm just reading what you wrote and telling you that what you wrote is wrong.
just reading, not analyzing.
Learn how to express your thoughts with sentences that mean what you want to communicate, instead of sentences that mean something different.
Anyone got a site or something where you can put in a specific radiation amount and get the noise a geiger counter would approximately make when detecting that amount?
someone claimed in here that this wasn't the same person but you can clearly see the bandage on the shoulder is the same.
that's the guy who got poisoned in the UK with Plutonium right?
his case was quite boring
I wouldn't say it's better than F1 or F2, but those are a bit too clunky for me even though I don't hate isometric rpgs and I was too young when F1 and F2 came out so I don't have nostalgia for them. As for New Vegas, I think it's because it plays into wild west and southwest feel in general, mixed with post apocalyptic wasteland. And 50's, 60's US aesthetics too.
How did they recreate the geiger counter sounds?
not sure it was listed under radiation poisning in a science journal
edit: its chernobyl
>sciencephoto.com
Anyone got a link to the rooftop scene of last episode?
nice
Imagine dropping a watch on the ground and instead of shattering into a million pieces it turns into a better built watch.
>not sure it was listed under radiation poisning in a science journal
then they were wrong
en.wikipedia.org
I want to know because I can't really comprehend what the victims of radiation are going through both mentally and physically. Seeing them suffer made me morbidly curious
do it and post a transcript of your phone call with customs.
>touch radioactive graphite
>become graphite man
That's a lot of fucking money for a paperweight.
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here you go breh
I don't want this series to end, but it has to.
>just realized today is 3/6
>last episode airs tonight
kino
Well, it just really fucking hurts and then you die.
Thanks
>3/6
>3.6
KINO
This should help
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BUT I THOUGHT RADIATION MADE X-MEN!?
This series seems to be a massive success, will HBO make a fictional nuclear kino series now?
Fallout 1-2=Stalker 1>Stalker 3>Stalker 2>pseudodog shit>New Vegas>Teabagging prime elephant's foot>FO 3
I'm thinking that we might get more kinos based on real events, maybe with a focus on the cold war
>the young pope
>chernobyl
looks like hbo should team up with sky more often
>bay of pigs mini series with both white house and the actual invasion as perspective
This could work. The tension went through the roof.
Would a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. tv show work?
dae hate women? i can't beleive they made the smart scientist female
Let's see the replies
Dumb slut
Oi Missy! Yeah you! Am I not black enough for you, princess?
yes but not like the videogame, but like the movie. It's more subdued and mysterious.
is she...replying to herself? i dont know how twitter works really.
based black lunged slav chad
>the young pope
Is this good? It seems cringe, and i mean that as a catholic. Is the church portrayed as evil, are religious people portrayed as dumb, or both? What is it about really?
>rbmk
What the fuck is this general
What is it about
Yeah, twitter only allows short posts so people make threads of their own comments.
How many bings until the last episode?
Pretty much exactly what I expected.
Worse pain is impossible.
we share our expertise regarding rbmk nuclear reactors
Racist Black Midget King
no its quite good it deals with rekindling faith in middle age
it's about 1/4 the pain women endure from childbirth
is Chernobyl bringing back verticals?
because verticals need to come back
so, this is what revisionism looks like
this general worships our lord and master Anatoly Dyatlov
>african nuclear plant starts operation
>warlords take control over the plant within a year
>civil war with dirty bombs ensues
>season 2 is set in an apocalyptic wasteland
>season 3 is about an army of mutated savages trying to invade europe
yeah sounds like kino
So, who here going to watch chernokino, made by russian?
>open window
>alarm gets triggered as soon as air from the outside breezes in
>LOL I DUNNO IT'S A MYSTERY
What a stupid slut
NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING I'M IN CHARGE HERE
At this point if it's not capeshit or game of shit I give it a try.
Kek
>reactors in the hands of africans
Gods help us all...
The chances of a random mutation being beneficial are astronomical and even still you still have radiation poisoning.
noice
I had the fear it would be just "CHURCH BAD" but it does a really good job dealing with homosexuality and pedophilia and it's overall pretty based.
>someone saved my pic
based
I will rip it off Rutracker as soon as it will be there, and if it will be half as bad as I think, I will mock it on tv for thousand years
well, after the massives doses of radiation vasily turned black
Joker, the german robot
>Valeri what's that? You smile?
why are they so cute user?
Holy shit can this show keep /rbmk/ alive?
Anyone got a transparent image of one of those chef hats the characters use?
My problem with her is that in a show about real people, costly mistakes, and moral culpability, she isn't real, doesn't make any, and has none.
Someone post the fanfic...
We will have a nude scene of Valerie? I hope so
Stalker fits the shiw more but I prefer New Vegas as a game. I wish I could like the pre-bethesda Fallout games but I can never get into CRPGs no matter how hard I try.
id rater stick my dick in an irradiated graphite block
well shes a woman. all women are princesses
Should be a boomer/millenial. Zoomers don't give a shit about xmen
>a robot with german sense of humor
>there's a fanfic
oh no, please don't lewd their relationship
can someone shoop dyatlov into this
AWW C U T E
I think that because she is a composite character, they forgot to make her actually like a real person. She is a plot device.
anyone have the burned face edit of trannys father
The best part is that is that we're going to witness this kino live.
>That fucking moment the geiger counter goes so high that it's practically a straight buzz
No scene in tv history has made me feel that much tension, how did they do it lads
Has this become anyone else's favoirte show of all time? It even beats Twin Peaks for me
>tfw leaving work right as the finale starts airing
Have you seen that vid of people going into Pripyat hospital basement to find discarded clothes of Chernobyl firemen? It still fucking sets geiger counters off because of how much rads those clothes absorbed.
How long till the finale?
Who would you listen to, /rbmk/?
new thread
The one that existed
Nigga looks like mummified Egyptian pharaoh.
>black guy in charge of Chernobyl
>core explodes
>twitter sluts says that's racist
In theory the woman is right but i wouldn't want to die so i'd probably lie and try my best to have an agreement with the state.
delusional
I hate women so fucking much
DYATLOV SHUT THE FUCK UP
Get him to the infirmary.
Don't worry comrade. Artificial wombs and passable traps are just a few years down the line.
Wait is this tonight?
WE NEED WATER FLOWING INTO THE CORE. GET TO THE VALVES NOW!!
>its a mystery meat from londonistan
shocking
the superpowers won't fuck around with this though, they'll probably be completely operated by chinese/american or whatever companies.
its disgraceful, really
We all serve the Soviet Union comrade
i tried
This. Fucking this. you summed it up so well.
She comes to you and says
>mhhh actually the Soviet Union was a vibrant and diverse melting pot of races and cultures. Are you racist?
What do you answer, Comrade?
HE WAS TURNED TO STEEL IN THE GREAT MAGNETIC FIELD
I say "show bobs and vegane"
>Well you're not wrong, but "black" still wasn't one of them.
Heh.
A week in Gulag and less coupons for food and drinks for 3 months
speaking of gulags I think the brutality of the soviet regime wasn't covered enough. like sitnikov knew if he went on the roof he was fucked, but he still did it because he knew what could happen to him otherwise. similarly legasov mouthing off all the time to gorbachev, the kgb lad and shcherbina was insanity.
Completely delussional. Take her to the enfermery
You are melting from the inside out from a full body burn that shattered your DNA. Also since your blood vessels are all collapsing pain meds have limited effect. I doubt there is much worse pain that could last as long as this.
It wouldn't bother you nearly as much if she were a man and not a women. She's an inoffensive plot device at most. Have sex.
The fine line between soviet altruism and proper fear of consequences.
He knew he was dead as soon as he stepped into the roof, same as the guys that manually pumped out the water.
Sacrifice for the masses. Soviet history is full of them, running towards enemy lines wuthout a weapon, for mother russia, or because there was an MG ready to shoot on sight if you retreat?.
what race is that ?
Murican propaganda bullshit.
They went because they had a community mindset, radiation had to be taken care of, not because the KGB was scarier.
Now I don't mean to be an apologist for communist Russia at all, because at their worst communist Russia was arguably more evil than the Nazis, however we must be conscious of the various eras of brutality.
The Soviet Union of the 1980s under the perestroika and glasnost of Gorbachev was a far cry from the collectivization and kulakization and Holodomor of Josef Stalin, or the NKVD brutality of his lackey Beria, or the Machiavellian consolidation of Lenin's Bolsheviks. It should be noted that after Khruschev's reforming attitude, no soviet politician was ever summarily executed by a kangaroo court - disfavored party members were sent away to a country dacha to live out the remainders of their lives, or if they actually committed a crime, sent to hard labor in Siberia. That's no worse than the Tsar's regime.
The KGB of the 80s no longer put a bullet into the back of random innocent civilians' heads in a damp basement just because it disliked your politics - you were sent to jail. This is evil and totalitarian of course, but you cannot compare it to Stalinism any more than you can compare the modern race relations of the USA to antebellum slavery.
Also fuck Germany and the treaty of Brest-Litovsk. Germoids are literally responsible for communism
El goblino de lo reactores...
NO.
I still think its a great show, with the exception of the one character.
Fuck off, Sacha Baron Cohen
Attention Bajoran workers! You are not seeing graphite anywhere on the station. If you are, report to the infirmary at once. Rest assured, there is nothing wrong with the reactor. Now go pump more water in it! That is all.
>diverse races and cultures
yes. They had Muslims, Balts, Armenians, Asians and so on.
>melting pot
no. The distances were too vast.
>la anomalía del núcleo…
VNMANIE CHERNOBAN WORKERS
YOU HAVE NOT SURRENDERED TO THE RED ARMY
IF YOU DO NOT DO SO IN THE NEXT 90 SECONDS I WILL BE FORCED TO PRESS AZ-5 AND SHOOT YOUR COW
what a shitshow
yup
Should I buy an exoskeleton to go to Prypyat in SoC or CEBA is enough?
K I N O
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>no. The distances were too vast.
Except for all the people that got "relocated".
Liberals should get their own sarcophagus.
ccy тeбe нa лицo ХДДДД
You can go with normal clothes and a dust mask now
Remember to cover your shoes and don't move up dust and you'll be fine
I don't know, but here's this helpful infograph.
Amerimutts are a diverse species
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm told it's equivalent to a chest x-ray
you see, i'm not a poltard incel, but this still annoys me greatly.
why are american sjws so obsessed with their white guilt that they think there are no countries with a mostly "white" population, and why is that a problem?
it's like an african saying there's not enough whites in china. it's retarded. it sounds dumb.
There's absolutely some undocumented mutations that might be considered beneficial. The problem is that they are tiny minority and the strength of the benefits are going to be tiny as well. This is the problem in general with mutations, most of the time it doesn't do anything, then it sometimes just makes things worse and very rarely it makes you better. ´
RBMK 1500 fueling.
yeah it sucks
to make it even worse, that kind of behavior breeds more /pol/cels, so normal people get to hear autistic screeching in stereo
Бaceд
Radiant love that's more than just 3.6 Roentgens
NO
Ocнoвaтeльнo
What is Poc?
That rooftop scene was fucking intense. The poor bastard's inner struggle as he clearly tries to figure out where the fuck to even start was palpable, not to mention relatable. I liked that brief moment of wordless cooperation when the other guy helps him toss a particularly large piece of graphite over the precipe.
mystery meat
Party Of Communism
Problem is women
I don't consider myself to be a /pol/tard but I absolutely despise women. The 99% of them is shallow, materialistic and extremely retarded. Thank god I'm bisexual so they can't tempt me with their diseases-rotten cunts
>faggot
We had two Caucasians (brown people from the highlands between Black Sea and Caspian) in episode 4.
I guess I'd go vegan then
pirates of Caribbean
And Pavel is a mongolian rape baby. The Seed of the Horde is so strong it manifests centuries later.
And proudly so. Men are better women than women
literally a homo in denial
worse, he's not in denial
t. slave of the vaginal jew
I pity you
>vaginal jew
>mongolian
Maybe he is some ugric shmuch.
in reality: genocides, deportations, ethnic wars, gulags, totalitarianism, racism, caste system...
He’s delusional, take him away anons.
>RBMK 1500
Reported for off topic.
This is /RBMK-1000/
He just can't stand that it has a good rating
>khazar
>tatar
>turks
pool is diverse
>mhhh actually the Soviet Union was a vibrant and diverse melting pot of races and cultures. Are you racist?
This is actually rigut
None of them were people of African descent, or as I like to call them N I
G
>account is private"
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Nice. The dumb whore got what she deserved
Can someone post that gif of the dude banging on the table?
thanks comrade
>that dude rocking back and forth
why is his head shaking
you sound like an incel though, yikes
>f-fucking femoids REE
exactly. it's hard being an enlightened centrist
jesus christ
No, care to post it?
>too retarded to operate a pressure cooker
Pretty sure Dyatlov did this
based
That cooker is fine, i've seen worse.
minor burns (if any) and nausea and vomiting will be the first pain but it will stop after a few days, however a few days later the reduced production of red and white blood cells, skin cells and digestive tract cells will start to have an effect
skin will fail to heal and thin, this combined with low white blood cells could result in serious infection even in sanitary hospital conditions with antibiotics
if you survive this due to your radiation dose being low or you getting top notch treatment and bone marrow transplants, cancer risk will be abnormally high for the rest of your life, most likely thyroid cancer due to its accumulation of isotopes
thyroid cancer is not as painful as bone cancer or stomach cancer, but the shock of realizing its over, your only life, is not nice, it is also something we and relatives will likely have to deal with at some point unless we get hit by a bus and die instantly while young
Shcherbina is 100% right, it's always piss easy for backseat drivers to talk the talk. But why go through the motions of "doing the right thing" when you know it will have no effect and will make your life hell?
Why is the reactor unsafe?
JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE
(jingel jangel)
>tweets dumb shit
>WHAT DID I DO WRONG HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!
>MY ECHOCHAMBER NOOOOOO
smart woman, Yea Forums cry
why always this way?
Not the psghetti!
Deathwing cracked open the planet's core and caused the Cataclysm.
tfw it's only a couple hours until the end now
It's not, comrade.
to the workers of the world
Oh fuck this actually happened? The pilot was so dumb I was assumed it was fictional
Accident, ration-induced pilot error, it could've even fucked with the instruments
Pilots were flying a shitload of sorties too, could be fatigue.