And play FUCKING WHO??

Norman Osborn

The punisher.
and then he jus plays john wick

One of the Eternals, fucking pleb.

I mean he already has been doing back to back dogshit movies for 20 years, why stop now

The Mandarin

lurk more, he is playing someone in the Eternals

Gambit

cringe

And play as John Wick. It's all cringy normie movies anyway. He'd fit right in with the other gun slinging capeshits

"no"

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Name one good movie Keanu has ever been in.
Protip: you can't. :)
Have sex.

Yeah, I'm thinking he's black

..panther's nemesis, Namor the Submariner.

Point Break

Bram Stokers Dracula, but granted he is the worst part of the movie.

Constantine was literally a Justice League member, you idiots. He's already done capefilms.

The Matrix

constantine

The Matrix

Bill & Ted

They will make a movie-original character just for him

ghost rider

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Adam Warlock obv

This doesn't count because it came out before OP was born.

Thats how the mcu operate. They take loved actors and offer them millions and a contract for many movies.
they dont even care which character they play, they just want their fans.

I unironically enjoyed Henry's Crime.

All's well that ends well

>comparing constantine to mcu shit.

I guess i should have specified marvel quipshit

These are all dogshit.

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At least if he is a villain he will play 1 movie and be done with it.

>Keanu Reeves plays himself in the MCU
>He is an actor in this world as he is in the real one, and he finally found a new woman to love and was about to start a family. He finally has everything going for him
>he then all of a sudden is dusted, he dies and thats all but in what seems like an instant he is back alive, but it's 5 years later
>he desperately tries to find his new wife and when he does, he finds out that she has moved on since his death, remarried and even had children
>Scorned, angry, he vows to take revenge on those who took his life away in the first place and then gave it back to him in a worse state.

He deserves better than capeshit

These are all canine fecal matter

>116054043
>116054314
Nice b& m&

He needs to stay away. The wokeness direction will kill any actors career.

It was inevitable. He (along with Viggo Mortensen) really wanted the Dr. Strange role. Most likely Silver Surfer.

I AM A HERALD OF GALACTUS.

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he was in capeshit before you were born zoomer

Devils advocate

>CHARLIE COCKSEDGE

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[ ] say fuck you to Marvel
[ ] take the job and donate to charity

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Doctor Doom

fpbp

>And play FUCKING WHO??
Obviously play himself.

Mephisto

John Wick hired by the SHIELD.

Bash gash

Keanu = KINO
youtube.com/watch?v=MuquoZjhTS8

Uh have sex sweatie

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Bend over

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Not sure, but whoever he plays will be made great.

Dude

Doctor Str- wait, fuck

Point Break

Trannys are less than dogshit

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>Keanu Reeves
>actor
He couldn't act sick if you fed him fucking poison.

Have sex

based

>naturally very likeable
>can portray a disconnected person who can care
>would create unique "genius" type character compared to what they've got
>create a believable Reed Richards who loves his family but his focus on work challenges the attention
yeah based

The MCU needs to fuck off already.

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Not bad, user.

This. No role he has would be better than the role he'd have as my friend.

Always be my maybe, seriously.

Girls love Point Break and Bill and Ted
Unironically have sex

he said he wanted to do play wolverine

gambit?

stupid cunt. constantine is as cape shit as batman dark knight or the OG Spiderman is cape shit. 0%

The Rock has already been hired
oops

cbr.com/keanu-reeves-reveals-play-wolverine/

>says he would love to do Constantine sequel
>gets stuck in MCU instead
Fuck WB and Fuck dceu

Didn't Keanu Reeves cameo in the film Keanu?
That was a good film

Captain Britain

If they're smart, they'll use him only once but make it worth it. I have no idea which role he could play though.

>tfw stuck with Woody Allen as Hulk

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Captain Britain would have to be english i'm afraid.

Love how the article goes on about Dark Phoenix because they know how little content they have

reddits actor joins mcu
nothing to see here
only john wick plebs and capeshit shitskins could care about this

Speed

Perfect

John Wick 1 2 & 3

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would be amazing

Susan Storm is supposed to be marvels #1 hottie, but also smart.
Which actress would be best for that role? Jessica Alba was indeed very hot and would beat every MCU girl currently, but she looked as about as smart as a texas hooker.

Which hollywood actress is HOTTER than any MCU girl, looks smarter, and looks good in blonde?

blondes american girls can never look smart.

butthurt bongrel

Reese Witherspoon

Are texas hookers stupider than regular hookers?

Taskmaster.

>Adam Warlock
He'll need to dye his hair but that's really not a terrible idea
Adam Warlock is pretty wooden anyway so the acting thing isn't a problem. It could work. I've no idea who else I'd want as Adam Warlock.

John Wick vs Thanos when?

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pic related

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100% you mean

I can either see him playing a major character, who gets shoved to a backseat-role because of an apathic outlook on existence, like Silver Surfer or Adam Strange. Keanu´s method of acting would suit that

Or they might go political and have him play a Neo-esque "chose one" character, only to use him in a negative light in contrast to a female hero, possibly a WoC or LGTB person, just to deconstruct and shit on the legacy he made with the Matrix

Those two or him as Namor would be undisputed kino

Love the “This” comment, you guys sure do love Keanu, I bet you stroke the long hair of your Keanu themed Snoo pop vinyl figure and you vape cotton candy flavored nicotine with your fidget spinners all going at once

Reed Richards is a bad guy though
>can cure cancer
>tells people to fuck off and have sex

2olde

Not until the next phase, he's likely entering now.

Keanu should do the smart thing and get another Constantine movie going.

Damn, now there’s an idea I’d actually like to see capeshit do.

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literally every movie he made

The Eternals killed his dog.

hope he doesn't stoop so low

This is the spawn

Sneed Feed and Seedchards

>English
Those don't exist anymore

hes probably playing Druid who is the villain of Eternals

I'd actually love him as Moon Knight.

You mean a jew.

Major companies pay him to NOT release his inventions.

I meant druig but close enough

so they making a new Daredevil movie huh?

Kek, based asshole

Worst post on Yea Forums right now. Think before you post.

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As a Canadian Keanu could join the British army and become Captain Britain.

The Beyonder. Lets make capeshit fucking weird.

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Til spanish grls r prettier than Italian grils desu

marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Lancaster_Sneed_(Earth-616)

John Wick
Mark my fucking words

>being so new you forget he was in pre-rehab Steve Martin kino
user please...

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I completely agree with you, Based Keanu would be a perfect Reed Richards. FPBP.

Based and stretchpilled

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ultra-based and reedpilled

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He was meant to be in Ms. Marvel in the role that went to Jude Law, he had to pass on it because of John Wick 3

Also my vote goes to Silver Surfer

Not even Keanu will make me watch fucking Marvel

obviously Dr Doom

>Ms. Marvel
haha, silly me, I meant Captain Marvel

Reese Witherspoon
Charlize Theron
Kristen Bell
Heather Graham

Heather Graham would be my vote.

He'd kinda fit the Silver Surfer...

I'm sure they do.

FUCK

Some shitty throwaway villain

>Which hollywood actress is HOTTER than any MCU girl, looks smarter, and looks good in blonde?
No big actress will play a main role in the MCU, only villains and secondary roles, I want Evan Rachel Wood but 31 is too old

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John wick is basically capeshit already. Marvel will buy the rights to the character and make him a superhero.

>John wick is basically capeshit
John wick is basically Punisher played by Keanu

The punisher. Just another character with a dead family for Keanu to play.

it's pretty much confirmed he's the villain in The Eternals

Lili Reinhart
Maya Hawke
Stefanie Scott
Kerri Medders
Tiera Skovbye
Nell Tiger Free

>tfw they'll not gonna make him do his own stunts and make everything CGI shit
Fuck

perfect

Is Keanu Reeves the only non incel hapa?

John Wick, so he can kill those fucking supe wankers.

formerly ruck richards

What's a good "smart" role he has had to play in order to get a feeling for this? Can't think of any.

It helps that his parents are AMWF

It would've cost you $0.00 to post that image, and you did so anyway.

Momoa, Dwayne Johnson and maybe Andrew Koji

Reeves should play either Moon Knight or Black Knight.

He's Lebanese, ya moron.

Keanu is 54 so you can't really cast a 20-year-old opposite him.

>Keanu
He'll play that villain from the Eternals > Druig

>disney bought fox just to bring the fantastic four into the mcu
That's actually a good choice.

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Would be kino, but not for origin movie.

Reed Richards will be a tv actor like Richard Madden, Cumberbatch, Paul Rudd, Evans ....

No he isn't

The Beyonder

all way too old

Lame. Keanu would be a fantastic Reed.

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John Wick

They're probably going to make Reed black.

kino

The Rock is gonna be Beta Ray Bill

High Evolutionary. Dubs confirm.

Much ado about nothing with Denzel.

Reed could be Luke Kleintank, Grant Gustin, Freddie Highmore... somebody in that range

The Matrix, thanks for playing kid.

Speed is goddamn perfection.

The Punisher

That would make a lot of sense.

>from the matrix to mahvel
We cant escape this vortex to hell can we?

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Who even cares about these marvel movies?

the only right answer

He would make a great Havok.

>said they want to focus on X-men that haven't been featured
>said Scott Summers and Wolverine will be the new captain America and Iron Man

Either that or he will be Scott Summers because they need a proven big name like RDJ to keep the boomers awake.

Sorry capeshit haters.. I'm with Kiieano Reeves.

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>
those movies suck, you all lose :)

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Gambit

>Keanu will die in your lifetime

LEAVE KINO REEVES ALONE!

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Confirmed Druig, the villain from Eternals
Big actors don't sign a 10 movies deal with Disney, Magneto Xavier Wolverine Cyclops Jean Reed Sue and Johnny will be B tier actors, Thing and Dr Doom could be bigger actors because are mostly voice roles

He needs money for his bike company.

I'm ok with this

I have to disagree

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He should play F.A.N.G in the Street Fighter reboot

I doubt Keanu would play a villain at this stage in his career. He's still a big star with Jon Wick. He'll either be a large lead character.

Based.

Why? Maybe he'd relish the opportunity to play a villain.

Big actors don't want to be tied 10/12 fucking years to Disney, that's why they play villains or secondary roles Jeff Goldblum, Cate Blanchett, Robert Redford, Michelle Pfeiffer, Michael Douglas, Laurence Fishburne, Kurt Russell, Glenn Close ...............

they are also expensive af

KINO

This

They just want to put a cap on the John Witch IP before it gets even larger. Fuck Disney.

I always thought he'd want The Sandman in the end.
They've been developing it since before most of you were born so I'm not holding my breath.

I think you mean WHOM.