>Aphrodite
Cast Greek Mythology
Kevin Campbell
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Carter Lee
Isn`t she more of an Artemis?
Dominic Baker
>casting greek mythology
>Casts the goddess of love
>Doesn't cast Daddario
KYS
Tyler Morgan
Ryan Gosling as Apollo.
Ayden Gomez
Idris Elba as Zeus
Parker White
This. This is a bad thread and OP should feel bad.
Aiden Martinez
Gerard Butler as Ares
Lena Headley as Hera
Mark Addy as Bacchus
Jonathan Phillips
Emma should play Eris
Hudson Powell
i agree with your assessment
Daddario is goddess of milk, if there is one. Hera i suppose, since the Milky Way dripped from her teat
Lucas Davis
No one will hold a candle to Judi Bowker as Andromeda.
Jonathan Howard
Well the Milky Way was formed from Hera's breast milk so maybe she counts.
Mason Jackson
This Emma you mean
Josiah Howard
r8
>Liam Neeson as Zeus
>Charlize Theron or Lena Headey as Hera
>Gerard Butler, Mark Wahlberg or Karl Urban as Ares
>Hendricks as Aphrodite
>Saoirse Ronan as Athena
>Jack Black as Bacchus
>Willem Dafoe as Hades
>Daniel Radcliffe as Hermes
>Alexander Skarsgard as Apollo
Luke Powell
They don't make em like they used to.
*crack*
*sips*
Elijah Ross
Dominic Phillips
Not enough niggers/10
Otherwise I'd say it's a good cast.
Daniel Foster
Daddario is obviously Demeter or even better Persephone since her demonic smile works well for a queen of the underworld.
Matthew Rodriguez
me as penius giving the rod to all the hot goddesses
Caleb Adams
Aphrodite
Grayson Wood
Zeus
Lucas Perry
Who would play Xena?
>Antje Traue
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Chase Sanchez
Cast him
Joseph Cruz
Shitty choice for fucking Aphrodite.
Could work.
Pretty good desu.
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My try:
>Zeus
Liam Neeson still works.
>Hera
Charlize Theron or Nicole Kidman.
>Ares
Hugh Jackman.
>Aphrodite
Katherine McNamara.
>Hephaestus
Jon Bernthal.
>Poseidon
Michael Fassbender.
>Hermes
Timothy Chalamet.
>Dionysus
Collin Farrel.
>Demeter
Eva Green.
>Artemis
Deborah Ann Woll.
>Apollo
Armie Hammer.
>Athena
Kate Beckinsale.
>Hades
Viggo Mortensen.
>Hestia
Hayley Atwell.
>Persephone
Alexandra Daddario.
>Heracles
Alexander Skarsgaard.
David Roberts
absolutely based
Alexander Mitchell
She's more of a Athena or Hera.
Thomas Martin
Michael Cera
Asher Scott
Nick Nolte
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Ryan Ortiz
None of these bitches are hairy enough.
Levi Ortiz
pretty fucking great desu, I would switch viggo and assbender
Lincoln Russell
Maisie Williams
Austin Lopez
Cast 'em
Joshua Scott
My aunts with the same names. They're like 80 now, but whatever, you'll get them and like it!
Aiden Gonzalez
>the greeks were white
Blake Brooks
Hera.
Luke Young
>Aphrodite
Landon Cooper
Dunno user, I just checked my sunburnt forearm, and yeah, it seems like it.
Andrew Moore
who would play Kratos?
Julian Campbell
I'm in Greece right now eith my Greek gf and yeah they're pretty white, even with all the Turkish rape
Juan Rogers
Oliver Gutierrez
Thoughts/objections?
Jose Gray
Very based choices /10
Especially Hendricks as Aphrodite and jack black as Bacchus
Joshua Sanchez
Cooper Myers
Prepare for ultimate pantheon kino. People forget often that the Olympians have two generations on them, so some are (at least) several decades younger than the top brass, so each group has to have relatively similar ages.
>Offspring of Kronos and Rhea:
Zeus - Mel Gibson
Hera - Nicole Kidman
Poseidon - Kurt Russell
Hades - John Goodman
Demeter - Monica Bellucci
Hestia - Julianne Moore
>Offspring of Zeus and Hera:
Ares - Vin Diesel
Hephaestus - Woody Harrelson
>Offspring of Zeus and Leto (Twins):
Apollo - Alexander Skarsgård
Artemis - Elizabeth Debicki
>Offspring of Zeus and Other:
Athena - Antje Traue
Hermes - Ryan Gosling
Dionysus - Cillian Murphy
>Other:
Narrator - Morgan Freeman
Charon - Steve Buscemi
Kronos - Charles Dance
Aphrodite - Rebecca Ferguson
Persephone - Alexandra Daddario
Daniel Smith
Priapus, illiterate swine
Connor Cook
Danny Devito or Peter Dinklage as Kronos
Hudson Young
Wow, I can't believe we thought of 3 on the same role.
Lincoln Brooks
>JLaw
>Aphrodite
switch her with Amber Heard and I'll be fine with your pick
Jace Walker
i made that name up ya dummy
Angel Parker
Those are really cool names for three 80 yo ladies
Angel Parker
>Dionysus
John Roberts
>Apollo - Alexander Skarsgård
>Artemis - Elizabeth Debicki
Based
Leo Rivera
>Daddario
>Hendricks
Eva Green
>Katherine McNamara.
JLaw
>Rebecca Ferguson
What's wrong with you people?
Ana de Armas
Ana is the only one who is appropriate to play Aphrodite.
Sebastian Brooks
hey yeah that's pretty cool, i thought those three would be considered weird by others. I think they're perfect. Mel Gibson for example has that wild temperament that'd be perfect for Zeus IMO.
Tyler Rogers
clear hera choice right here
Grayson Lopez
>Turkish Rape
Why is this memed so much? Turks did not rape. They took boys from Greece and the Balkans back home. Turks got Greek'd, not the opposite. Whatever rapes happened, the women either aborted the fetus or killed it later. Hell, there's a whole dance named after Zalongo, where the women and children, after being cornered by Roaches, jumped off a cliff rather than stay and get raped.
Far too plain. Aphrodite is supposed to be a hard 10. Also, either blonde or redheaded.
Take out J-Law, but I like the rest. I'm sad I didn't think of Gibson or Russell.
Sadly, people here have let go of their Ancient Greek names. Coupled with the custom of giving your kids the names of their grandparents, it's an endless parade of the same 5 names being repeated over and over. Example
>grandpa's named Yiannis
>son is named Yiorgos
>grandson is named Yiannis
>grandson's son is named Yiorgos
>gandson's son's son is named Yiannis
And so on and so forth.
>Ana is the only one who is appropriate to play Aphrodite.
WHy the hell would a "cute brunette" ever play the ultimate godess of eroiticism?
Andrew Taylor
artemis
Jack Russell
athena
Logan Jackson
>t. uncultured
Whoever portrays Aphrodite has to be (1) pale, and (2) able to look demonically angry, which Armas can't pull at all. She's definitely a semen demon, but she'd be miscast.
Yeah, Mel Gibson is perfect for Zeus since he can pull that warrior leader aura.
She's a mediocre actress though.
Joseph Robinson
thank you for the based, my very good friends
Gabriel Rivera
persephone
Mason Diaz
aphrodite
Isaiah Foster
She'd make a better Persephone.
Blake Bennett
You just wanna see the Rape of Persephone sculpture recreated with Goodman and Daddario.
Luis Carter
demeter
Brayden Brown
Anya Taylor Joy, Saoirse Ronan and Sophie Turner.
Brody Gonzalez
Jeremiah Nguyen
Finally a good thread
Adam Phillips
Zeus
Isaiah Morris
Who should be Hestia?
She's the only Greek deity without some kind of personality disorder and the most wholesome goddess
Josiah Davis
Xavier Stewart
pretty spot on apart from jolie and jlaw
Caleb Gonzalez
Katmac is for Norse pantheon.
Gabriel Diaz
Some Big Guy who looks good with a shaved head and can pull off the crazy anger. Statham is the latter, but is a manlet.
I thought of Hayley Atwell.
Nah, fuck off, Best Girl is for Best Pantheon.
Jonathan Clark
zeus
persephone should be sweet looking and girlish. daddario is too thicc and slutty looking
Jackson King
fucking this
shaven/ripped karl urban would be perfect for kratos
zeus is supposed to be physically imposing, DDL isn't
Gavin Wood
>Whoever portrays Aphrodite has to be (1) pale, and (2) able to look demonically angry
Angry about what? All the attention from men? You mean like a succubus? Maybe. I thought Aphrodite supposed to be the most desirable goddess ever.
Xavier Wilson
Hephæstus.
Hudson Stewart
apollo
Lucas Cook
how is she so perfect bros
Chase Adams
yikes
Brayden Scott
hades
Connor Nguyen
>shaven/ripped karl urban would be perfect for kratos
Yeah, Urban fits.
Could fit, in a meta way.
James Bailey
The baby daddy of the gods
David Roberts
>Idris Elba as Zeus
There's no apes in Greek Mythology you faggot.
Elijah Perez
reminder that aephestus is the ultimate NEET
>born out of hera alone cause she wanted to take vengeance on zeus cheating on her
>come out as an ugly deformed freak
>your mother throws you out of olympus, roll down for days and nights only to end up in the ocean
>nereids find you, raise you and give you a cave where you grow up and learn blacksmithing
>blacksmithing good
>give golden throne to your mother as a sign of peace
>haha dumb bitch I enchanted it now you can't get up
>other gods beg you to free her from said enchantment
>nope.mov
>finally they manage to get you shitface drunk and bring you to the olympus
>aight I'll free her only if you make a god of me and give me a qt big tiddy mommy gf
>arranged marriage with aphrodite
>she constantly cucks you cause you're an ugly fuck and she drools all over ares
>fuck it, I'm going back to blacksmithing
>spend the rest of your days in your workshop inside mount Etna with your cyclop bros
the end
Ryder White
But who will play Galacta, the goddess of milk?
Sebastian Campbell
But its current year
James Peterson
All wrong. This is Aphrodite.
Close
David Moore
APHRODITE IS BLONDE OR REDHEADED YOU FAGGOTS! Christ, I like Beckinsale as much as Martin Sheen, but come on, she fits the more mature roles, not Aphrodite.
Hendricks, duh.
Hephaestus had a hard life...
Gavin Smith
too old
Isaiah Turner
Zeus is obvious choice
Thomas Wilson
cast them
Benjamin Perez
Idris Elba can play Uranos and some thick black mama can play Gaia.
Bentley Young
>people sharing fancasts and having fun
>that one "IDRIS ELBA HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NIGGGGEEEEERRRRRRSSSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BLAAAAAAAAACKKEEEEEEEDDDDDD" faggot
Jesus Christ, fuck off.
Benjamin Taylor
She'd make a good Persephone
Jacob Torres
she'd make a good holster for my dick, if you catch my drift
Andrew Wright
>saoirse ronan
>no personality disorders
Lmao. Terrible cast.
Nolan James
Dionysos
Ian Wilson
>saoirse ronan
>personality disorder
?
Bentley Price
>t. uncultured
Aphrodite is describe as notoriously angry. She's the most vindictive of the pantheon, even more than Hera.
James Bennett
She's a lesbian with narcissistic personality disorder. It is known.
Dylan Hughes
>>Aphrodite
>goddess of love
>casts someone skinny
cast someone curvy you faggot
Jackson Murphy
He's a dirty boomer who doesn't know Zeus from "No Holds Barred"
Ryder Rodriguez
>*teleports to Russia*
>"heh, nothing personel Frogs"
Jose Perez
Thomas Hall
>APHRODITE IS BLONDE OR REDHEADED YOU FAGGOTS!
Onely one speaking the truth, frankly most of the choices in this thread are wrong.
Mason Adams
> She's the most vindictive of the pantheon
that would be Nemesis
Hunter Moore
That works!
Christopher Smith
Not sure about Gibson as Zeus. I like Mel, but he would be better as Hades or Poseidon. To bad Isaacs is perfect, and Russel is good. The fuck were you thinking with J-Law? Ana de Armas seems like the best choice in thread.
Ryan Powell
>Who should be Hestia?
Maya Rudolph.
Prove me wrong.
Angel Harris
>Ana de Armas seems like the best choice in thread.
Are you faggots literally braindead? Aphrodite is a mean, cheerleader Stacy, not a qt brunette.
Thank you, Christ. She's literally the one with coded hair.
>Prove me wrong.
She's an extremely ugly mutt. Take your niggers and get out.
Joseph Brown
Rooney as Selene or Persephone, when she is with Hades
Christian Ortiz
>such a racecuck he can't appreciate the beauty of mixed qts
I honestly feel bad for you.
Mason Wright
danny devito
Luke White
We're not all rootless niggers you know. Besides
>that "thing"
>qt
In what reality?! She's downright revolting.
Christian Mitchell
>Hermaphroditus
Jayden Walker
What about, you know, casting Greek people?
I can get casting a non-Greek for Aphrodite for example but most of the cast should be Greek or at least Mediterranean looking, not fucking wypipo or even worse, niggers.
Robert Clark
>Aphrodite is a mean, cheerleader Stacy
based
Christopher Butler
like all the retarded greeks tell you, they insist that all the ancient greeks were 3 meter tall blonde or red headed pale skinned aryans so its a license to do whatever the fuck you want
Camden Green
She had a great body back in the day, but she's always been a butterface.
Isaac Hughes
Ana De Armas can play cruelty and vapidness very well.
Also Maya is mommy shut the fuck up with your redneck shit.
Evan Gomez
>whitewashing
Yikes. Aphrodite is a middle eastern goddess
>The cult of Aphrodite was largely derived from that of the Phoenician goddess Astarte, a cognate of the East Semitic goddess Ishtar, whose cult was based on the Sumerian cult of Inanna.
Pic related should play her
Jack Robinson
>that ugly goblina
>goddess
William Perry
Nemesis is not part of the Olympean Pantheon you god-damned uncultured nigger faggot, get the hell out of this thread until you have at least read the bare minimum.
Tyler Lewis
>this is his waifu
I really hope you're just a /pol/ shitposter because this is disgusting
Angel Smith
Why would you cast that ugly busted shit actress as anything let alone Aphrodite
>this is a 11/10 on Yea Forums
>this is aphrodite to capeshitting redditors
Anthony Edwards
>he's an OG12 fag
>he isn't a extended universe CHAD
Nolan King
Counterpoint.
Angel Murphy
Your taste in actresses and actors is fucking terrible guys
Hunter Stewart
Pic related
Robert Gomez
That doesn't look middle eastern.
Joseph Butler
LOL THE WALL
Lucas Gomez
Hera, goddess of the air, marriage, women, women's fertility, childbirth, heirs, kings and empires
Luke Allen
>mid forties woman with a bunch of children looks tired
Stop the presses.
Caleb Diaz
No. Keep it Greek.
As Venus, yes.
Karl Urban back as Caesar.
Tyler Parker
>a busted mid forties woman should play Hestia
Stop
Xavier Cruz
>t. retarded faggot
The Olympean Pantheon are the gods that reside in Mount Olympus and has the equivalent of naturalization status. Nemesis isn't one of them. Stop being a moron immediately, or kill yourself after asking forgiveness to your mother for being such a disppointment.
Parker Powell
>middle eastern goddess
OK