Are people really waiting in 6 hour lines just to get into a theme park to abuse and take selfies with defenseless Rey...

see you later bros

user!

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dont go

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You were probably a racist trump supporter. Good riddance.

It's a metaphorical death you mong

can't wait for the mass suicides when Trump loses 2020

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kys

I did, metaphorically.

rolling nigger

See ya

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Sneed

He's delusional

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>Hire plain bong from nowhere
lol fucking wh-
>Hires dozens of them for their park
Sneaky, sneaky mouse.

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Plz no. I dont want leave

Any pics of the Rey model yet?
Me and my friends are waiting patiently.

I love star wars but not the new shit. Those dudes are pathetic waiting in line to get an item or items they could could just order online for much cheaper.

I'll miss you, desu.
>friends

oh my god please me

his name is robert paulson

>go to Galaxy's Edge
>look high and low to find Rey
>finally find her coming out of a hidden entrance
>corner her near a dead end near the millennium falcon
>ask for a selfie
>while taking a selfie I drop a deep sniff into her hair
>smells of lilacs and strawberries
>Suave if I were to guess
>I quietly whisper into her ear
>"how many half credits would it take for you to go sarlacc pit on my light saber?"
>she can't not smile or push me away
>she simply says "my the force be with you"
>I nut instantly
>she leaves as quick as possible
>storm troopers try and escort me out as quietly as possible

Fucking bullshit.

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reype

They should have stuck to the OT when designing this new thing. Nu-Wars is rubbish.

i cant die, god wont let me.

Are the alcoholic drinks really over $40 dollars?

Kek

>defenseless Rey models
do you think they have like scanners at the entrance that could pick up like a mostly plastic zapper prod? like a think that just makes someone go OoOh auW!!

Gay Indiana Jones?

youtube.com/watch?v=qdEcVRgqev4
cos i mean, this guy - who i think is a fan - he gets to roleplay in this where he has to give chewie this screwdriver thing. And i'm like, what if he swapped it for a zapper and when he's near the Rey he stung her on the ass with it so she went like UOOg owow!! you BASterd
in the British accent she'd have to maintain

lmao

Please please please please

what if one of the Reys was horny one day. i mean she'd be professional about it but you could be near her while she was. you never know

you could just stand behind Rey and watch her butt. for hours man if you weren't too close. Reys butt

disneyfoodblog.com/2019/05/24/star-wars-galaxys-edge-ogas-cantina-prices-revealed-plus-a-sneak-peek-at-souvenir-mugs/
Yub Nub — $42: Malibu Pineapple Rum, Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum, Citrus Juices, and Passion Fruit in a souvenir Endor mug.
Jedi Mind Trick — $14
Fuzzy Tauntaun — $15
Bespin Fizz — $17
The Outer Rim — $16
Dagobah Slug Slinger — $18
Jet Juice — $14
Skyhopper — $15

Non-alcoholic Lounge Menu Drinks:
Cliff Dweller — $32: Citrus Juices, Coconut, Hibiscus-Grenadine, and Seagram’s® Ginger Ale in a souvenir Porg mug
Blue Bantha Milk and Cookies — $13
Carbon Freeze — $7.50
Jabba Juice — $6.50
Hyperdrive (Punch It!) — $6
Blurrgfire — $7

Beer, Wine, and Cider on Tap:

Rancor beer flight — $75: A flight of all four beers in a souvenir stand with Rancor teeth glasses
Bad Motivator IPA — $12
White Wampa Ale — $13
Gold Squadron Lager — $12
Gamorrean Ale — $12
Toniray (Wine on Tap) — $13
Imperial Guard (Wine on Tap) — $16
Spice Runner Cider — $11
Couldn't fit all the descriptions due to space, but there ya go

>put an $3 drink into a basedwars-themed mug
>lel 400% interest rate
jesus christ

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>hounding rey models
>not looking for the one holdo model they have
>not telling her all the mommy fantasies you have of her

What is this fetish called? Wanting to sexually harass the actresses that have to stay in character

Wait they have a Holdo?
Pics?

you know, say what you want about capitalism but its incredibly effective at mind controlling the masses

BEHOLD

BEHEST

BELIEVE

So a themepark is a new concept to you?

How is /ourwife/ enjoying it?

>buy out every case of cheap beer in a liquor store
>go back to disney
>rip off the labels then stick our own on it
>Yuengling becomes Gamorrean Ale
>and you can add an orange sli-I MEAN-a jedi dark side lightsaber fruit slice for only $5 more!

No. Holdo is ded at this point.

I'll get trips but I don't care, I'm still coming back.

Fuck Star Wars

Sneedrotica

Did that make it so it's possible to add more to this land in the future? Star Wars is kinda big, and all they have is 2 rides that are not really rides. I think Avatarland in Disney World has plenty of land to expand if they play their cards right in the sequels, but it seems like Disneyland and Disney Movie Studio's park in Disneyworld has no room for further expansion of Star Wars. Kinda sad.

>be idort at Disneyland
>can actually flirt and sometimes grope prettier Disney Princesses
>go for low hanging fruit like Rey

This looks pretty good 2bh. Would pay $60 dollars for/10

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t. AJ

Star Wars fans deserve everything that ever happen to them.
I hope that the movies keep getting worst and keep making money, for these people to keep trapped in this circle of awfulness.

Like...if you have kids then fine. Share with them that which you grew up with. Enjoy it and transition it to your next generation.

But if you're a 18+ year old ass man doing thisWithout children, you failed at being a grown up and are just a consumerist cuck Zombie. You're ancestors would be like pic related.

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To be followed up by the mass suicides in 2021 when everyone comes to the realization that Bernie really cant clear all your debt.

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Tim left her home so she hasn’t seen it yet.
Jenn Tracker>Jenny Mungface

>45$ to get barely buzzed

>$11-13 for beer
this is more expensive than New York or Vegas.
why do people unironically pay for this?

Because they’re not poorfags

The only culture Americans have is to consume. This is the perfect example of it.

>saying poorfag about going to Vegas instead of Disneyland
are you stupid?

>why do people unironically pay for this?
Disney knows you're trapped in the park all day and arent gonna go through the hassle of leaving to grab a beer. They can charge whatever the fuck they want.

Please just LET ME FUCKING DIE!!

Plz

surely reviews should sort this or are the die hard disneyfans just going to drown them out?

Digits are meaningless

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It's been like that for 30 years. This isnt new. You walk onto disney property and everything jumps way up in price. A t-shirt you can get at target for 16$ is suddenly 50$

Exactly. Its like he's never been to a stadium

Just get hammered in the hotel beforehand

Thanks for the karma

Vegas is cheap and tacky.

>ITS OK TO PAY THIS MUCH ITS BEEN LIKE THIS FOR YEARS
ah yes, americuck

they can claim its an exclusive craft beer you cant get in NY or Vegas and charge outrageous prices for it knowing the chances are most people won't actually drink it just post it to Instagram

I didnt say it was ok you yurotard.

Your theme parks do the same btw.

Or buy one of the trillions of products designed to sneak liquids into theme parks and stadiums.

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You can even find most of the Disney World tees and shit as recent as Food & Wine 2019 in Targets and Walmarts around Orlando for dirt cheap.

I want to leave, since this # stole death

Never gonna happen

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thats a really unpleasant image

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This thread and the OP image should be on Page 1 of Yea Forums indefinitely.

I love Disney and Star Wars!!!

A friend of mine is a cast member and got me in one of the preview days. Memes and basedboys aside, it’s a pretty awesome theme park land with fucking great theming.

Nice try mouse cast member

Nah, but i am a passholder fag so still pretty gay

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>no Jawa Juice
literally
one
job

Likeminded people easily start conversations and can meet up again. I'm actually jelly.

I saw something like this last time I went to Disney
>MGM
>go to the Elsa Anna meet and greet since little sister wants to see them
>several people in front of us there's a guy with his daughter
>they get up there to take a photo
>elsa and anna love his daughter then get in position to take a photo
>he gets in the middle of them and puts one arm around elsa's shoulder
>get in their signature poses and smile
>see his hand move down
>elsa gets a look on her face like she just ate a turd just as they take the photo
>the two immediately go on break so we get out of line
>see him outside with several cast members who escort him backstage
>never see him again the rest of the day

based

>see him outside with several cast members who escort him backstage
I don't get it

How many times an hour do we need this same exact thread???

my guess was to either ban him from the park or force him to leave

I fucked the snow white model in 1998

These are practically stealth theme park threads so LET ME HAVE THIS

>ban him from the park or force him to leave
Proofs?

So she was like, 75?

>to abuse and take selfies with defenseless Rey models that have to stay in character the whole time?
Based.

I dunno there's still a ridiculous amount of land available for expansion

They're not defenseless, you'll get swarmed by Stormtroopers who will kick you out.

They cant aim for shit. user will be fine

Not at the time obviously

>implying cast members and princesses want to fuck Yea Forums creeps

it's not hard to shack up with the princess models if you catch them out of work, all the dudes in the performances department are gigafags so they're starved for male attention

Honestly that would be a much more interesting story. Yours is still good for you, but the other way is better for the audience.

I'm going to go to Disney, walk to Galaxy's Edge, and I'm going to fuck the actress playing Rey

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>being this retarded
In all seriousness tho, I wanna know why they escort him backstage instead of out the door.

>all the dudes in the performances department are gigafags
>implying they don't get rawdogged by Gaston and the numerous Prince Charmings

gaston and the numerous prince charmings are too busy rawdogging each other

>ge the cheapest drink on there
>watch the entire DJ Rex spiel
>leave

change my mind

hot

the lava roll is supposedly the best thing they have there
based and babypilled

me on the right

>all the dudes in the performances department are gigafags
[citation needed]

American culture.Consume and negro worshiping

Will he be making an appearance?

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have you ever met theater types? because that's who does the job

>all the beer is craft and ipa
ofc it is,they know their target demo

This is Disney World, Galaxy's Edge is at Disneyland.

The DW version won't be online until later in the year.

Disneyland is literally beta testing for the real mouse theme park.

>$75 dollars just for four beers
I hope no one is actually gonna pay for this

Slap a star wars logo on dog shit and these guys will buy it

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Girlfriend experience?

>entire land is literally Nu Wars
>all the hardcore SW fans are boomers or prequel millennials
>no such thing as a zoomer Nu Wars fan, they're mostly tagged along with their parents

I'm going in september, I'll be sure to be as autistic as possible so it'll be like the whole of Yea Forums is visiting through me

How do you ironically pay for something?

You either give them the money or dont

As someone that lives in Tampa, which is basically the California of Florida, everyone will buy that shit just because they slapped IPA and Craft on it. At any given time there are like 5 bar bikes on the road that all visit craft breweries around town so while $75 is alot, they'll definitely buy it.

>be foreigner
>want more than half of the merchandise
>can't bring all of them home in pristine boxes
Holy fug

>Yub Nub — $42: Malibu Pineapple Rum, Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum, Citrus Juices, and Passion Fruit in a souvenir Endor mug.
>Malibu
>Sailor Jerry

Fucking Christ, this isn't even bottom barrel, this is grabbed from the gutter. Disgusting. And $42 fucking dollars to boot. Fucking Jews

I’ll be there opening day trying to fondle Rey and Chewie’s ass.

just don't buy it, the less money the nuboys have the less attractive they are to a female and the more chance they'll die alone
I see this as an absolute win

the cheap plastic mug is the main attraction. We all know most of the people that visit will likely buy it, take a photo of it, dump out the alcohol and leave.

bro,
I'm in Miami and even then I've never seen beer prices like that

B A S E D

Hey let people spend 200 bucks on their fantasy land, if its fun why not

I would never buy something like that even if I was desperate. That amount of money I save only for actually good stuff.

>Tampa, which is basically the California of Florida

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Its certainly becoming that now. Way too many college kids coming here wearing plaid shirts with thick rimmed glasses drinking craft beers shopping only at Trader Joe's.

Tampa is the Florida of Florida

All the souvenir cups/cup holders in the cantina are ceramic. It's still overpriced, but it's not near as bad.

>$200 for the lightsaber, you can only build one at a time
>$100 for a build-a-droid
>all the merch in the land are more expensive than even standard Disney merch fare

>getting cucked at Disney-lines.......
>wasted money

Why do people keep coming to Florida when it's just going to sink in a few more years. I can't understand this.

sphero droids are like 150 bucks, the ones in the park are bigger, cheaper, and do pretty much the same stuff anyway, so the droids are alright
the lightsaber is inexcusable, especially considering the fact its plastic and there's like 4 options to choose from
might as well buy one of those legacy lightsabers that are almost half the price

This is when you know Disney won by buying Star Wars.

>sphero droids are like 150 bucks
Not even 1 week and they've already increased the price.

what, thats not I meant
the sphero droids are the ones they've been selling for years, I was comparing them to the new ones

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I would offer her $200 to take the socks off of her feet

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>only one of them is a kid

That kid is only there because his parents are SW fans.

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This is going to bite Disney in the ass when the manchildren get really old and they don't have a new generation to replace it.

>steampunk larper shop worker in the concept art
>actually middle aged retail lady in reality

The cast members rotate actually, if you watch the Mouse vloggers, theme park vloggers and SW vloggers there are different people doing the show.

Does Disneyland not close?

t. grew up poor and never got to go experience it for myself

what's his end game?

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Hardcore SW fans are boomers and millennials, the Star Wars IP will be fine for at least half a century more.

When the prequel boomers get really old then they're fucked, nobody cares about Nu Wars and zoomers don't care about Star Wars at all.

Maybe they were going to kick his head in. Imagine the shame of getting your shit pushed in by goofy and a couple of dwarves.

I was almost going to go here for vacation. I said fuck it i'm going to Vegas instead.

The Spheros are like $50 now if you order online from places like Amazon, they're also more feature-rich than the ones from the park. There's newer ones that are $150, which are more comparable in size to the ones in the park, but again, more feature-rich.

Lightsabers aren't too bad price-wise, big thing is that for the customs, you're basically forced to buy accessories upfront. Legacy ones are $110-$150, and then blades are $45-$50; they're metal, according to some reviews are comparable in quality to the Force FX lightsabers, and price-wise are also comparable. Exception is Ahsoka where you're buying two hilts for $200 total (and Maul, if you wanted to connect two to make it the double-bladed version). For custom sabers, you're getting the hilt, a pin, a blade, and a sheath (the sheath normally runs $50, but the one they give you is exclusive to Savi's), if you subtract the price of the sheath and blade, it's basically $100 for the hilt. Also, the hilt customization options are metal, they just LOOK like shitty plastic (except for the Galactic Republic Jedi / Peace and Justice options).

I personally don't think either are worth it and you're still better off with getting different droids or just the legacy versions of lightsabers, but the custom sabers aren't quite as bad price-wise as it may seem.

They opened up a line for opening day because they expected a huge rush/demand. But the parks have been dead the entire weekend, and even today, because everyone thought it would be so full they figured it wasn't worth it to go.

>its Pete time...

are you going with the family or just you?
if it's just you then you bet your ass Vegas was the best choice

I've seen Disney security, they're literally bouncers.

t. guy who inadvertently opened a door to the security holding area at WDW and the beefcakes inside were like "Hello man, can we help you?" in a booming deep voice

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You were 4 years old in 1998.

>$200 for the lightsaber, you can only build one at a time
"Adults" will actually spend 200 fucking dollars on plastic swords

i would be crying and laughing at the same time

This is clearly aping the wand shop at the Universal Harry Potter world thing.

Harry Potter looks like amateur hour compared to these.

Universal better pray Soitendo Land will be a massive success.

>Some men definitely sexualize you because of the job. There have been plenty of gross comments made both in person and online. The worst part about it is I can’t even defend myself in the way I’d like to when in costume, because I’m required to stay in character at all times.

Friendly reminder you can unload your sexual fantasies onto the cast member playing Rey and she can't do a damn thing about it

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is he trying to hear the midichlorians?

>new saber who dis?

How good are the quality of the lightsabers?

That cheap shit that was being sold at the Star Tours ride?

Or it is like the Black Series sabers?

>dude Rey is cool huh
>yeah
>Kylo is a dick huh
>yeah
>rose is cute huh
>yeah
>nice man let’s meet up at the millennium falcon later
>ok

She can call security/Stormtroopers on you and you can easily get hauled out.

you can do that with any cast member, most they can do is say "have a magical day" which is their version of "fuck you" and then tell a CM so they can take you to the mining camps underground

The core hilt is made of hardened plastic

The """crystal""" is synthetic colored rocks

The parts are all metal

The blades are ForceFX/Black series blades, they cost $49.99 a pop

>Rey
>call for Stormtroopers
out of character. she can't do that

I actually made some friends once in a 3,5 hour queue to ride the halloween guardians of the galaxy drop ride version
I never talked to them again afterwards because they were filthy mexicans although the girl was very clearly into me and held my hand during the ride

Rebel scum then

Hnnngggg

You're 40 and they were preteens, right?

there's a ton of security hidden as regular guests, half the crowd in stores at main street is just security

they cannot throw you out if you are not threatening them. they will call security on you if you say "I plan to rape you tonight" but they won't take any action against you if you say "I jerk off thinking of cumming on your face"

>they can take you to the mining camps underground
>mfw disney forces me to work on capeshit and star wars sequels in the camps

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I was 19 at the time, Disneyland CA is filled with 15-25 locals despite what you may think

Worldwide Disney theme parks were at their peak in the late 80's to early 90's, you cannot argue this

>the girl was very clearly into me and held my hand during the ride
that was kind of her

Just me and my gf

Based

She doesn’t eat 90% of the stuff she reviews. She takes a photo and trashes it

milk while the tit is fat, fuck the future

>the average Yea Forums user

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>wait 5 years until everyone forgot about the sequels
>quickly convert the park into an original trilogy themed one
>advertise it as a complete new experience
its a brilliant tactic

Indiana Jones will drop The Mouse in a rock crusher and free us all, then I’ll get to cum on Moana’s face

>ask for a selfie
>whisper fantasies and grab her ass while she just stands there uncomfortably
>afterward ask for a hug and walk away
>watch her look horrified the rest of the day
>but she has to put on a smile for the customers or she's fired
>leave Galaxy's Edge before security come to throw me out

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>be on DW with family years ago
>uncle taunts me to go take a picture and interact with Ariel
>uncle was like "HEY user DO YOUR SEBASTIAN ON HER, YOU DID THAT WHEN YOU WERE 5"
>brother, mom and dad eggs me to do it
>the Ariel actress is a solid 7.5/10
>did my Sebastian impersonation, really shitty imo
>Ariel tries to unspaghetti the entire encounter
>grabs and holds my hand, never lets go, embraces my sides and says "Sebastian, I didn't know you're a prince now"
>entire family is making fun of me at my expense
>picture time, I don't do hoverhand and I actually grab her waist
>she's still holding my hand after the picture is over
>her parting words is "Come back again Sebastian"
>jack off at our hotel the entire night
>never see the Ariel actress again

She's a fat Texan

She definitely eats the stuff she reviews

She's also one of the certified mom mouse shills, even if she claims she's not one of them

In America you're not considered fat until your weight confines you to your bed.

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>the ariel meet and greet in her grotto always have her midriff showing

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Drake Bell wrote this

Nah, just Indian Jones.

>required to stay in character at all times.

So she could smash you in the dick with her big twatting stick thing.

Joke's on her tho cos I dig that sort of thing.

should of felt it up user

what's the most kino ride anons?

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>*cantina bar music starts playing*
>KEKA-KEKA-KEKA-KEKA, KEKA-KEKA-KEKA-KEKA.
>WATCH-YOUR-WIFE-GET-FUCKED-BY-BLACK-GUYS-AND-GIVE-ALL-YOUR-MON-EY-TO-THE-J-EWS

Is that normal all mutts this fucking Huge , I thought it was bong joke ?

Temple of the Forbidden Eye, WDW Tower of Terror is also kino

Big Thunder

since after the 1980s, yes. everyone turned into fat faggots.

Why are Amerimutts so fucking fat? Is this the so called “master race”?

you probably have to be stealthy about it though like dropping your phone then bending down get a quick whiff of her brapper and grab the phone before she notices anything

This guy Keks

Because he got laid.

those line cunts need shooting after raping by niggers

shit food

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fucking muscled slow fuck ,
used to battering drunks even a star trek groper could outwit him

>left Hospital after bad times
>Worked in UK Theme Park
>Menial Job was easy money
>scamming Grockles /visitors for money
>started chatting up Dora explorers worker
>would bang her every chance got
>and spongebob her bestie gf
>Based 6 months
>got sacked for knocking out park owners son at end of year party .

simple as

Indy, pre Johnny Depp Pirates.

The Indiana Jones one was the only one I remember thinking was great.

Thanks for reinforcing the UK soccer hooligan stereotype

Haunted Mansion

backstage isn't what everyone thinks it is. People just throw their shit on the ground and pick it up whenever. It's a bunch of long winding hallways that are lined with TONS of lockers, small offices, large conference rooms, and laundry rooms.

You are usually taken to one of the offices backstage where one of the accountants basically tells you you're banned for the next 6 months from the parks then you get the
>hurr you cant ban me I'll just come back tomorrow!
>you scanned your fingerprint at the front entrance reader so we have you on file
or
>you have a magic band so you probably have an account meaning we own you
from there you're escorted out of the park from the tunnels and aren't allowed back in until the ban is up. Don't ask how I know all this, put two and two together

nah its true, as said theater types are gay, but i personally know multiple people who work at disneyland and all of them say that 90% of the guys are gay. ive met some of these fags too. disneyland is a very female workplace

How do you know this?

Abigail Disney, granddaughter of Roy Disney (Walt's Brother) actually called out the Jew.

She basically said CEO Bob (((Iger))) should use his own shekels to pay for his employees health care and that nobody needs to make 35 million shekels a year when Disney employees can't even afford to buy food at Disneyland. She said her grandfather would have never allowed this to happen.

They wonder why they've been kicked out of every nation for the past 2,000 years!

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I had a feeling you'd ask anyway...I worked for Disney about 7 years working my way up from just a front desk person at the Contemporary to a regular cast member.

I was just yanking you, man. But that's still interesting. Tell us some stories.

I think people are actually ironically paying for it.

I am Bexsy kek

That pond where the gator eats your kid is my favorite ride.

Does Disney let their workers make a few bucks ?

how much do the mooks make a day ?

they make ok money , above minimum wage , but the hours are shit depending on where you work. getting off at 2-3 am

Walt gave Disney to (((them)))

His brother and nephew failed him really

>getting off at 2-3 am
Nigger /slave wages an all those rapey fingering hambeasts at their Holes !
Bet theres No Union ?

What is ok money?

It sounds like Disney employees are overworked McDonalds workers

Yes, user. People sometimes go outside and do things.

youtube.com/watch?v=iJaFN2S3od8

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Wrong, when Roy died there was a ton of company in-fighting over control of the business. Eventually his nephew came to a peace with the new structure ran by Eisner. there are whole books you can read on this, I think wikipedia has a good section too under the company history

Satanic. Sneedtanic.

When I was working at the Contemporary I had one family come in
>we made a reservation for smith comma john (just him and his wife)
>well you're not in the system
>we made a reservation years in advance we have to be there
>keep checking even though they're not on the list
>this is an absolute outrage! I want to see your manager
>wife: I'm going on yelp right now and giving you people a bad review
>boss basically gives me the "let us check in the back for a minute" followed by "just see what's available so they'll go away"
>well you're not in the system but we do have a room available
>give them their key
>it leads to a small batch of rooms on the side of the actual hotel where you cant see them
one of the best ones I have was working in one of the shops with an actor who took it very seriously
>guy comes in and starts filming I guess for a video or something
>goes up to the actor and films him
>well now what's that doohickey there?
>it's a camera
>a cam...mera? aint that just the darndest thing...
>it's like a mini tv you can hold in your hand
>I-I'm on tv? hi ma! hi pa! your boy's on the television!
sorry if those are lame, I don't have many stories as much as I do just facts about the MK. Did some work in other parks when they needed me, but it was never for long.

How many employees , rates an hours ?
is there good breaks an Healthcare /holiday pay ,

If not they shouls start ruining the rides til didsney sued til bankrupt

haha, what a story, user

based sexually abused teenager

If you are the type of disnae ..employee
Christ ..
No wonder you on shit wages now

no, dont give me false hope.

they are the Best 18yo Dora loved a gang bang on the ghost train backlot

based and brappilled

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There's like 3 fat people there and they're all next to each other so they're probably the same fat family.

>tfw you work with all the Reys and know them all really close and well and seeing people on here wanting to sniff their socks is weird but kinda funny at the same time.

Reys never get creeped on really. Theres a fat fuck autist who visits the princesses EVERY day who has been banned 3 times from the park so far but get sit revoked each time cause autism. He so far has licked 2 girls ears, has said nasty nasty shit to one of them while in elsa, casually throws up everywhere, has to change his shirt in line because being 400-500 pounds and sweaty drenches his shirt. His handler is now required to watch him at all times but all of our girls groan when we tell him hes in line.

The lightsaber changes sound depending on which kind of “crystal” you put in there.
I think they put RFID chips in the “crystals.”

jesus christ they are fat

Who are you, the Princess mother Hen?

Has anyone ever told you that you suck at telling stories?

So uh..any rule 34 on Rey and Finn?

Just part of the department, I work with them all often except the Frozen ones cause fuck working DCA, the shift leads there are nuts

God I would assfist them reys badly
for that kinda monies

And colors too.

>Why won't the park staff let me grope underage cast members!!?

Tell us more, show pics, next time I am at Disney;and I wanna go whale watching for this guy

Actual Disney Cast member here who works with Rey.

If you tried this shit, you'd be fucking banned for life in a heart beat. They have full authority to leave and go tell security to find you, and security will find you. She also has 2-4 people standing around her to make sure she is alright at all times. The rey in that pic is a cosplayer not a Disney park one. Also stormtroopers are not allowed to go near rey since she stands in an area outside their patrol range.

This so much
stop LARPing
tell me have you butt fingered them dumb sluts
not senpai members but Real workers kek

do you have pics of the current rey cast member? is she hot?

Actual Disney Cast member here, I wear the costumes. You also know me from my SL streams. Yeah, I'm the fabulous Broccoli.

If you tried this shit, you'd get banned for a few months. That's it. There are cameras everywhere so if you try something too stupid esp. in the metoo era these girls are looking for a get rich quick scheme and you may just be their ticket.

None of them are underage retard

Fuck if you go to Castle Fantasy Faire and just chill, you will see him. Biiiiiig white dude, mid twenties and weird as hell. Always wears shorts. He's currently top weirdo for me. In the years we have had

>dude giving jasmine his jizz in an envelope
>dude following girls to their cars in cast member parking lots
>huge party of muslim women who would harass all face characters every day with cameras trying to break them (watch the Universal Donkey video where they try it on him and he wrecks them)
>Woman who stalked mickey every day and locked her service animal in a locker killing it
>Dude who dresses up as a Newsie from the musical every time and dances and sings for the princesses
>Dude who is the FIRST in line every morning at 8 am to meet princesses, he apparently has a wife and kid?

theres more

Its Fake as this Bread

wake up user , my services was taken from your BAC ok
Its the Agreed .
Thanks .

>Youngest cast members are 16-17
>Implying groping adults is better
Based creepcel.

White Americans have no culture outside of gun worship, dog ownership, pickup trucks and BBQ. Hell, even niggers make better BBQ though.

Theres about 7 of them. One of them is fucking beyond gorgeous, closest thing ive seen to an Elf in real life. The other ones are normal looking girls who look really good in the costume compared to real life.

If you are a character, whats the character number for the deployment desk?

>mfw hell niggers make better bbq
They burn their meat on purpose. That is not good bbq. Just ... don't.

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looks like some dirt, feta cheese, and ketchup on a bun

god you americans will eat anything

America, fuck yeah.

The white people only putting salt on their food is not a meme. That's all I have to say dumbass.

4078241000

>One of them is fucking beyond gorgeous, closest thing ive seen to an Elf in real life.
Any photos of her online? how does she compare to this cosplayer?

Nah, white BBQ still actually tastes like swine.

do go on

>>huge party of muslim women who would harass all face characters every day with cameras trying to break them
but why?

This UTTER SHIT . shes a slut to tease the ham beasts an she fingered regular ,
her panties must be stuffed fuller than a Top stripper ! an Dont tell lies here , I its on other boards the Rey lookilikes were getting nothing hooking up sad fans , now they here , making loads , Good looking fans are getting a fuck for $1000 , Hambeasts a 1 min finger an given used panties it $875,

Most Reys do this an minders in on it FACT ... other boards agree

>dog ownership
>American culture
We imported that too.

meanwhile European culture is bowing towards Mecca 7 times a day

Ah a Disneyworld fag. Alright, to really cement it, tell me what are the 4 main height ranges for characters. They are named after characters

>spending money on a painted toy sword
fucking retards

I never understood. Look up FATIMA on youtube. whole series based on them trying to fuck with princesses.

That girl personally looks closer to rey but this chick out of costume is a lot prettier. She does modeling outside of Disney but wont say where because it will lead to her actual name fast. Just look up Disneyland reys, theres not a lot. World has way more girls though

hey cast members in the thread, tell skipper Tim I said Hi

it'd be worth it just to ruin their day
>rey is probably hot and sweaty being out in the florida heat
>plus there's tons of people surrounding her
>probably wouldn't mind just a small squeeze of her butt as long as you apologize after and pretend it was an accident while taking a picture
>go in for the hug and if she accepts you can whisper all your lewd thoughts to her
>she would just have to stomach it and smile
>stormtroopers tell me to leave
>find a princess or some other female character and start the process again
I may even see about putting a spy camera on my shirt so I can film them hugging me like that one guy did at a con

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Never said I was European, honky lips.

Skippers live in their own world tucked away in the butthole of the park known as Adventureland backstage , no one ever goes back there.

oh so your a beaner then, nice "culture" you got there....

>she would just have to stomach it and smile

People think that, but all performers are trained to not put up with shit like that. Most girls in the park will call you out on the spot loudly to get the attention of a nearby castmember.

Christ stop being this a newfag , are you this Stupid or the other GUY ?

Wouldn't that break character? Surely I could call them out for such a cardinal sin maybe I'll just give the cast member a bribe

>be chad
>disney rey or princess hits on you
>call her ugly and/or fat even if she is not
>immediately report her for harassment
>she gets fired and falls into a spiral of depression and bulimia

I did something similar to this a few years back at a comic convention. my whole life I was just a middle of the road guy but women still would never dare give you a chance. so I worked out for months 5 days a week and now I enjoy giving those thots how it feels to be on the other side. bitches need to learn to taste their own medicine.

Unless you are physically hurting them I am pretty sure they need to stay in character, especially if kids are around

That's not how The Mouse operates. He got sewn into one of those mascot suits and now he has to be a slave to Disney for the rest of his worthless existence.

>I never understood. Look up FATIMA on youtube. whole series based on them trying to fuck with princesses.
gonna need more to go on then this

retarded nigger, there are entire fields of culinary arts and institutions devoted to european cuisine
you niggers eat dirt cakes

this was terrible and the second one literally sounds like you stole it from the South Park episode where they go to Pioneer Village and the employees refuse to break character

They can call you out in character no problem. If they feel harassed or unsafe they can just dip instantly. 95% of the time there will be another person with her watching and they easily can step in and bust the creep.

pretty pathetic desu

>be incel
>disney rey or princess cringes at you
>call her beautiful and/or gorgeous even if she is not
>immediately reported for harassment
>you get banned and falls into a spiral of depression and obesity

I did something similar to this a few years back at taco bell. my whole life I was just a middle of the road guy but women still would never dare give me a chance. so I ate for months 5 means a day and now I enjoy giving myself tit jobs with my enormous man breasts. now I learn to taste my own medicine.

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youtube.com/watch?v=x5_7-ncd-Vg

Here you go, they dont have any news ones because idk if they were banned or not. The whole channel is these weird questions, every day. Now imagine its not just one girl but like 4-5 fully burkad women filming behind the camera.

so how many you raped Butch ?
But seriously it needs to be murders if you wanna Name in Muttland Kek

Is this perhaps you white boi?

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>t. roastie

Based incels seething

Do you honestly think the cast member is going to say
>oh look a camera I know those things let me post to instagram!
no, they keep character and adapt on the spot no matter what you ask. Mainstreet is supposed to be a copy of where Walt grew up so it's stuck in the early 1900s which means the cast have to pretend it is in fact that era. Just like the pioneer village episode.

Use your head user, it really isn't that hard.

Those chicks playing the princesses are hot as shit makes me want to kill myself

Tim you are the Jew Boss that allows her rape keks
be obliged this is Evidence ok .

yea that's who I found
youtube.com/watch?v=ensQaqD9DyA
maybe I'll have to watch more

shit that will never happen

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I still await the inevitable clash of some fat chick who was refused by disney to play rey or some princess. she will publicly campaign and disney will either have to hire fatties and attendance will plummet because people won't wanna interact with fat princesses or they will refuse and get bad publicity for fat shaming.

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one of the most based posts I've seen

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The thing is they’ll enjoy it the whole time. If they got to The Last Jedi, and are still clamoring for more, they are truly lost.

We see you.

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KEK

>basically the California of Florida
You poor sons of bitches, my condolences

>does Yoda impressions
>gropes Rey
>thanks her in Jar Jar Binks' voice

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based
cringe

>bribing Disneyland actors
What makes you think they make shit?

bring in nalgine full of vodka akin to my trash blood relatives
get fucked in mouse land at proper price
only fault is when you sexually assault a princess or manhandle a ride operator for not validating your fast pass

Tried some of these at my cast preview

>Dagobah Slung Slinger was good
>Outer Rim was good but it was really small amount of actual drink
>Fuzzy Tauntaun tasted horrible
>Jedi Mind trink was weak as well

>Blue milk was weird, wish it was actual dairy
>Jabba Juice was really tasty but you cant even get the boba balls easily cause no straws.

>go to Disneyland as kid
>big lines for popular rides
>dad refused to wait in lines for hours for a 30 second ride
>at first this upsets me and my brother
>dad assures us not to worry, the crowds will thin out and in the mean time we'll go on other rides
>dad starts leading the way
>picking out rides like a boss
>if fun:wait time was a career this mother fuxker would be da mvp
>meeting and getting autographs from Mickey, minnie, Aladdin, snow white and every fuckibg dwarf
>even that asshole, grumpy
>3 o clock eventually hits
>crowds dwindling
>dad looks around
>sniffs the air like a moubtain lion stalking its prey
>picks up some blades of grass and drops them in the air to see how the wind is blowing like hes jack Nicklaus going for a 150yard lay up shot
>"its time", he says
>go on every ride we were excited about
>hell we even go on some twice in a row because dad saw how much we enjoyed it
>Its starting to get late
>dad can I get some food, there's a hot dog stand there
>son, I am disappoint
>takes us to the parking lot
>pulls out two big coolers and this little gas grill
>he has homemade burgers, steaks, potato salad, you name it, hes got it
>oh baby dis gunna be good
>suddenly, I see my brothers eyes light up as hes going through the second cooler
>jug of chocolate milk so big it could cure world hunger
>eat like kangz until are bellies are sore
Learn 2 theme park

hello newfag

Fake story.

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How’s my WDW dining reservations looking lads

1st day - O’hana Dinner
2nd day - Jungle Cruise Skipper Canteen Dinner
3rd day - Mama Melrose Fantasmic Package Lunch
4th day - Tusker House RoL Package Lunch
5th day - Epcot day IDK yet maybe Mexican
6th day - 50s prime time cafe Dinner
7th day - Tonys Town square Lunch

I decided to continue the thread here:

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the entire place should look like the interior of the Death Star, not some core world in terminal decay after years of unchecked alien immigration

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some of these are shit

>Prime time is fun as fuck but not the best food
>Tonys is okay, kinda over priced for what you get.
>Epcot, you need to pick something. My favorite place is the Moroccon restauarant with the chicken bastile appetizer and belly dancers but since that might be a bit too out there the pizza place in italy is really good bang for your buck. The french cafe has great soup and i enjoy the germany communial place. The mexican place inside the temple while pretty is just a shitty el torito
>Yak and Yeti is decent if in animal kingdom

Try out some of the hotel restaurants too if curious, the one in Animal Kingdom lodge is top tier

>no Le Cellier
>no Jiko's
>no Spirit of aloha dinner show
At least you have 50s Prime time, that place is legit kino.

Star Tours 4ever

>he thinks he can get ripped in a few months
You wanna know how I know you're full of shit?

They should have split the land into 3, 1 for each era

>Tatooine; with Jabba's Hut, Millennium Falcon space port and Mos Eisley Cantina
>double deck area with Naboo, the bottom deck is an underwater Gungan ride and Gungan seafood restaurant while the upper deck is Naboo palace proper OR turn this section into Coruscant with the Jedi Temple and shit
>Dantooine and First Order base for Nu Wars

>t. lazy fatso

I literally grew visually obvious upper body muscles in just 2 weeks

Wtf is this even? Is the questioner autistic or legit trying to fuck with her? What is happening here?

You forgot >be me and still managed to make your post as reddit as they get.

Neither of the Dinners in Mexico are worth it. Canada and Japan have the best restaurants. Marrakesh in Morocco is really good too if you're into that type of food.

It's not fake. I embellished some things (dad didnt sniff the air or drop blades of grass) but it more or less happened.

>fatso
I've been lifting for like 15 years and I'm ripped. But if you think you've gotten any gains that would make you significantly more attractive to women you're either lying or delusional

We're talking about America so moving if the goal posts. Balogna and burger eating white boy with your pig tasting BBQ.

>reddit xxxDd
Epic fucking slam bro. You're so cool and edgy.

Wow you just can't help but start talking about fat people and SJW. Pathetic and rent free.

>grow up loving stormtroopers
>finally have the chance to be one and get payed for it
>it's sequel trilogy stormies
Imagine their disappointment.

user, how did you just design a much better Star Wars land than the entirety of Disney could? Also, yes, the OT, prequel trilogy, and sequel trilogy deserved a 3 part land covering them all, not one big generic tie-in to Nu-Wars

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>But if you think you've gotten any gains that would make you significantly more attractive to women you're either lying or delusional

>lifting does not make you more attractive to women
What level of bait are we at now?

>t. fat SJW

There's nothing wrong with Blackspire Outpost as an area, what's wrong is the overt Nu Wars shilling.

I've seen the vlogs, the FO and Resistance areas are barren and lacking.

>walking around jeday temple with my kids in those hermit outfits
>some lanky kid in black robes walks up to me
>starts muttering but I cant hear him
>ask him to speak up
>he screeches something about an order 66
>bunch of blue stormtroopers rush me and start beating me with their metal replica rifles
>kids take photos with the lanky kid before being mock executed by the stormtroopers