Here's your Lara Croft bro
Here's your Lara Croft bro
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Andrew Sanders
>tattoos
fucken dropped
Connor Hill
Too mannish.
Dominic Gray
>varbie
fucken dropped
Angel Baker
No here's your Lara Croft bro.
David Campbell
Nah, her body is perfect, shame for the face.
Jonathan Jackson
Pretty sure she couldn't even lift her own body weight.
Julian Brooks
I do wonder how the producers thought Vikander was right for the role. From Jolie to to her was such a jarring drop.
William Martinez
>no ass
fucken dropped
Jaxson Reed
Looks more like (((Sarah Croft)))
Michael James
Pleb and bluepilled
Jaxson Russell
>she
Jason Collins
>no ass
Nicholas Ortiz
James Wilson
That is literally disgusting buddy
Camden Walker
Adam Powell
This entire thread just got mogged.
/fit/ btfo
Joshua Phillips
Her thighs are as big as her ass cheeks, not proportional at all
Joshua Rodriguez
Absolutely nailed it.
Nathan Lewis
>*gets hard*
What did my penis mean by this?
Brayden Jones
>stick limbs
>fridge torso
what the fuck?
Nolan Gutierrez
Incels have no excuse when even women can look like this muscular
Jonathan Anderson
Here's your Catwoman bro
Aiden Murphy
Name? I want to post on her IG
Sebastian Ramirez
I would be fine if they had a really fit woman playing lara, the retarded female heroes we have now are all sticks that are weak as fuck.
Hunter Thomas
>women
The steroids probably made her infertile, she's more man than woman now
Xavier Kelly
Zachary Sanchez
Fuck this cunt of a kid. Here's to hoping he gets killed in front of his cunt parents.
Elijah Hernandez
Shit bait
Aiden Torres
if not the roids, the low bodyfat percentage surely will
Parker Morgan
Lara Croft is a toxic product of the patriarchy. Time for a rethink.
Nathaniel Scott
No, here she is.
Blake Long
Thanks bro, I'll watch it this thursday.
Alexander Robinson
Alison Carroll will always be the best live action model.
Brayden Ramirez
No muscles? No thank you.
Cooper Mitchell
>buff Angelina Jolie with bigger tits
Wtf why is this so hot I don't even like muscle girls
Austin Davis
Tyler White
brehs
Hudson Nelson
Agreed
Asher Rodriguez
>body is perfect
Why dont you just admit you're attracted to men? Theres no stigma these days.
Brody Bennett
>transAngels
Brayden Reed
How big it is...?
Blake Murphy
Aiden Sanchez
>she fucks niggers
Ryder Barnes
we're living in a time where insecurity in young people has reached levels that not only young males define their self-worth through unhealthy body images only achievable by drug consumption and self destructing lifestyles
society has robbed regular females of their identities as women so they turn to false strong male identities
Oliver Anderson
Why not Gina Carono
Jordan Lewis
I want her to fucking smash my balls like to little grapes between her thighs.
Ian Gonzalez
You'd think all these cosplaying whores would have enough attention to detail to actually purchase the correct fucking airsoft pistols.
Landon Lewis
I mean it's that or blob monsters
Joshua Myers
Her acting experience consists of a single film where she said 1 word of dialogue.
Luis King
we live in a timeline with magic muscle growth pills for girls
Joshua Lee
You're thinking of Samantha Wright. That's Shay Massey.
Michael Martinez
>does your manager even lift, bro?
Gavin Cruz
Excuse for what? I don't fucking want to look like that, neither I want to inject roids in my ballsack
Benjamin Edwards
jesus fucking christ
Caleb Edwards
>tfw they used that plank for the reboot
Ethan Jenkins
>obviously shopped
>literally can see blurred everything around delts and quads
>people eat it up
Fuck me zoomers are retarded
How the fuck do you not know what photoshop is, its not even a good shop, you can fucking see the warped wall
Lincoln Carter
based
gay
eh
Ryan Brooks
give me a decent "lara croft style adventure" plot now, and I swear I will make it in the next 2-3 years. it will not be "lara" but it will be a big tiddy actress doing shit. hit me
Jordan Ward
I could tell by the pixels.
I’ve seen some shops in my time..
Adam Lee
I'd raid her womb
Kayden Brown
>being this insecure
Blake Harris
jesus MY FUCKING DIIIIIIIIICK
Liam Murphy
I like women who lift.
Andrew Brown
>armpit
YES
Justin Butler
at least she looks like she can do a chin up.
Elijah Murphy
>has to bend over to make it look like she has even a little bit of ass
Nope
Gabriel Nguyen
I haven't been to /fit/ in a long while, has it been taken over by roasties and thirsty orbiters?
Angel Martin
/fit/ was always orbiter central, what are you talking about.
Dominic Gomez
/fit/ hasn't been good since zyzz died.
Angel Perez
enji night
Juan Gray
last time I was there there was a thing where people were justifying fucking fat ugly girls as a good thing, I'm not interested in a bunch of guys lying to themselves so I stopped browsing.
Jace Price
Bentley Barnes
its incredible to think how much blood has been spilled in that area, and how many skeletons are buried beneath it, still undiscovered
mexico is cursed
Zachary Ortiz
>mexico is cursed
The Spanish showing up and wrecking those savages' shit is proof that you are incorrect. Not only did Cortez and his men wreck their shit, but the surrounding indian tribes the Aztecs harvested their sacrifices from joined in on the btfoing as well.
Mexico is a miracle country compared to what it could've been had it not been colonized.
Adam Hughes
based
Jason Fisher
Michael Perry
Nathaniel Price
the man dicking enji is a lucky motherfucker good god
Sebastian Thompson
>4'11
Ryan Perry
the fact that he hasn't chained her to the stove barefoot and pregnant makes me question his sanity
Asher Martin
>disliking small women
Anthony Rodriguez
Cute!
Jaxson Adams
>that engagement ring on her finger
Do you think when she wants snu snu, she just picks up her fiance, throws him onto the bed, mounts him by force and then rides him until he cums inside of her?
Colton Collins
you wish
Isaiah Phillips
No, I think they have passionate sex in the missionary position
John Powell
>yesterday
>go to gas station to buy some candy
>is also part grill joint
>one of the women cooking burgers wore tights that were basically see-through and had the same ass as pic related
>think god damn
>while walking back i realize that i might actually have said it out loud and that the woman by the cash register might've heard me
God, what an ass she had though.
Jace Rivera
>Imagine
Hudson Morris
ass just does things to people user, I feel ya
Leo Gray
It's a fucking dude. Tans Angel's is a transexual porn site.
Hunter Young
Nice roid face, lol
Henry Hill
Gross!
Jackson Wood
I've flat out complimented strangers on their asses IRL, it's not as if they wear translucent tights because they don't want men to see their booty
Benjamin Ramirez
and what was their reaction?
Henry Peterson
Can't expect a /fit/ thread to know the difference.
Nathan Sullivan
Name is Renee Enos for Musclefag anons
Andrew Flores
Grayson Williams
>transAngels
Hunter Carter
Caleb Rivera
Ironically, that "plank" is gonna work better as a realistic Lara Croft than female beefcakes. Beefy bodies need a lot of energy to sustain, they're not exactly the kind that would fit survivalism.
Adrian Wood
I want snu snu RIGHT NOW!
Dominic Gomez
only the recent shit games have been about survivalism
Wyatt Torres
here's your wonderwoman bros
Colton Peterson
>tattoo
Disgusting whore
Alexander Torres
The original Lara was planned to be Hispanic, surname Cruz. That's why her initial design had dark lips with shitty contouring and pencilled on eye brows.
Isaiah Gonzalez
i'd smell her protein braps as a pre-workout, mid workout to ensure maximum pump and gains and pot workout for recovery
Isaac Reed
Lara has a pretty face though
this xir looks post-transition
Colton Sanders
gays don't have a right to express opinions on beautiful women, sorry faganon
Cooper James
I don't think penciled brows were fashionable during her conception, it's just early 3D.
Hudson Wilson
clearly you're an mk ultra success story
Dylan Bailey
Not a fan of tattoos but if a woman has a 12/10 body then should could have full-body tattoos for all I care
Xavier Martin
Fuck was gonna post this one.
Lincoln Perez
I'm unironically a 9
Carter Ross
>closest a muscle girl gets to looking good and actually feminine
>ruins it with tattoos
>extra garish tattoos at that
Dumb fucking cunt. Next you'll tell me she got implants.
Eli King
I would have been down with that Sofia Vergara lara croft from the one commercial
Would have also settled for lucy pinder or Gemma arterton
Thomas Clark
So we post thic thights now?
Ryder Torres
>no tits
>trenjaw
Gavin Fisher
Jaxson Smith
Isaiah James
Name?
Jack Cook
That's a dude you homosexual.
Liam Gray
Which tripfag is cheekie on /fit/? Is that autistic Mongolian girl who use to post nudes
Jayden Lopez
stfu tranny
Jonathan Mitchell
Here's your Wonder Woman bro
Joshua Foster
How's the weather in the closet?
Jace Campbell
Linda Durbesson is great but a little too muscled on the shoulders and arms but the ass and legs are 10/10.
Easton Flores
Imagine her feet
Jaxon Clark
No, here's your Lara Croft.
Mason Butler
Forgot my image.
Cooper Baker
You secretly want to fuck men you closet fags
>but she has a vagina
>she just looks manly every where else
kys
Eli Price
What's wrong with her face? It so long plus the pig nose, no check bones, and slack jaw.
4/10 face, 9/10 tits.
William Thompson
>if she has a vagina but looks like a man, it's gay
>if she has a penis but looks like a woman, it's gay
>if she has a vagina, looks like a woman, but was once a man, it's gay
You guys are really afraid of the gay.
Gabriel Parker
Based and Redpilled.
I just like women with huge thighs, big ass, and massive tits.
If you don't like a buxom woman what are you doing with your life.
Tyler Diaz
Rightfully so.
Connor Wright
Women with bigger tits have, on average, much worse personality traits than women with small tits and are more likely to cuckold you
Josiah Gutierrez
>Imagine her thighs crushing your head like a watermelon
Brandon Wilson
Seething chestlet.
Colton Young
Did this movie release yet
Gavin Ortiz
Carson Rogers
Where do I meet varbies and how do I get them to love me
Eli Cruz
I like the version of this where his eyes and mouth shoot out
Lincoln Gonzalez
Natasha Aughey. Second from the right in pic-related
Nathaniel Torres
you're a faggot. just accept it
Zachary Bailey
PRIME BREADING MATERIAL
Camden Lopez
shame about her face tho
Jason White
natasha aughey
Brandon Morales
Rating those asses assuming from left to right the numbers are 1-5.
5>1>4>3>2
Bentley Perez
There can be only one. All others are Lara’s doppelganger.
Dominic Walker
Petra Verkaik right? Fuck that takes me back.
Colton Miller
>Here's your Lara Croft
Luke Harris
>that ass
>that hip movement
good lord I'll bet she fucks like a tiger
Wyatt Morgan
Ok, why practically there are no films with physically trained women?
Lucas Ramirez
Jayden Myers
I remember this
Gavin Adams
A zombie movie about how muscular women beat off zombie attacks at the gym with barbells and dumbbells could be a very fun fan-service.
Brayden Ward
verkaik! love those mini vids!
Jordan Lopez
i've actually got an ex with ass and thighs almost as tasty as enji's, it lives up to the hype
small tiddies tho
Ethan Clark
because most people find this more attractive
Christian Garcia
Bentley Cruz
what are you on? her face is more than fine, solid 7/10
Brayden Kelly
Let me believe!
Ryan Carter
>here's your supergirl bro
Noah Taylor
Owen Clark
Kevin Perez
>The original Lara was planned to be Hispanic, surname Cruz. That's why her initial design had dark lips with shitty contouring and pencilled on eye brows.
Just beause someone came up with something during the brainstorming phase, doesn't mean that that thing was ever.. a thing.
Lara Croft was never turned into an english woman, she was one by default. Laura Cruz never existed.
In the same vein, Ripley was never a man
Mason Gonzalez
no ass
Jaxson Kelly
What an abomination.
They do not find it attractive, they are inspired that it is attractive.
Evan Martinez
Fucking perfect. Can you imagine that we have the shitty nuLara instead of someone like this?
Jayden Adams
>Enji Night
>no ass
You're so fucking wrong it's astounding.
follow half of chained replies
Tyler Parker
Landon Fisher
>No curvature on the ass of the forward leg.
A pro could see that a mile a way. Only flyover state retards like this shit.
Luke Davis
lmao
jealous is a bitch
Nathaniel Smith
I've actually fucked her at a con. She just lays there. Worst $15,000 I ever spent.
Henry Watson
Luis Smith
I hope you're fucking kidding here and you didn't actually paid 15 grand to get your dick wet.
Isaac Jenkins
Alicia worked hard to stay in shape and stayed, but she gained muscle and did not stay with this body of work>I mean, legs works, hips works and ass work
The same thing happened with Larson and Gadot
Andrew Williams
Jayden Martinez
Carter Edwards
Kevin Barnes
alicia is a fridge-plank thus nobody cares about her
Blake Gomez
When your example of a “proportional” body has to be photoshopped lol
Brandon Rodriguez
if only it was padded when will they learn
>Worst $15,000
Was she really that bad? Ever fuck any other cosplayer?
Logan Mitchell
describe the pussy and tits
and what's her personality like
Grayson King
The world is bigger than the United Sharts of Americucks you know.
Justin Nelson
god i wish that was me
Bentley Russell
no it isn't
don't lie
lying on the internet is a sin
Angel Long
>116062381 (you)
Xavier Thomas
Is she straight
What kind of a man do these women go for
Noah Hall
Name of the last semen demon?
Noah Campbell
yes, shes straight
mostly buff manlets
Nicholas Young
even better
Ethan Morris
hnng
Nicholas Cook
Liam Diaz
Sarah Silverman
Adrian Green
>335lbs squat
>440lbs diddly
/mygirl/
Henry Hall
i kind of feel bad for her
this probably isnt what she expected out of her life
but it could be worse i suppose
Jordan Smith
post the wonderwoman
Joseph Murphy
>no tits
no thanks
Carter Clark
she was born in Hungary, she was given a shit card at birth so one more shit act isnt so bad
Jaxson Johnson
A-B-C is perfect, the nipples are more sensitve then, thus more fun from breast plays
Levi Ramirez
i meant wonder woman has tits you weirdo
Jonathan Sanders
>caring about their feelings
lmfao how fucking gay are you faggot?
Lucas Martin
Just put her in cute dresses like in that spy movie, UNCLE or something. Dick = diamonds.
Lucas Davis
Lara Croftberg?
Nathan Thomas
/pectiddies/ are patrician
Gavin Carter
>no tits
Once women get ripped they lose their tits, if a musclechick still has any their fake
Juan White
epic post there summerchild youre a real 4channer now
Levi Kelly
>Munich
>niggers and a tranny
Checks out
Jose Martinez
lol u gayzorz
Owen Hughes
t. beta so desperate for anything he has to orbit chestlets
Luis Nguyen
Rose Byrne
Jeremiah Campbell
Ripped women like ripped guys, you stand no chance lard
Liam Price
sadfu because she is always sad
Parker Diaz
Friendly reminder that all these cunts got raped and that's why they work out so hard so they
>a) feel like they have a fighting chance if they get attacked again
>b) make themselves less femine and less attractive therefor less of a target
Nathaniel James
>$15,000
Do you have any idea how many hookers you could have fucked for that?
Benjamin Hughes
>a-user-kun!
Brandon Walker
Faggot
Camden Howard
It looks like someone spit their coffee out on her chest.
Aiden Wilson
Because Lara Croft isn't fat
Nolan Russell
the only Lara Croft with the adequate skills
Ayden Flores
Girls with freckles are the best
Levi Gomez
Benjamin Nelson
>that ear
can't unsee
Noah Reyes
being ugly isn't a skill lara croft has
Josiah Peterson
We will never see any actress with this body of work in the MCU
Or playing Lara Croft
Jack Smith
>buff manlets
Nice, I'm in
Bentley Hernandez
I see no difference
Jason Cox
Chase Baker
Ryan Morgan
>
Tyler Young
Not allowed at MCU
Elijah Thompson
need to see her tits before I make a judgment
tits > face
Isaac Cox
>imyplgin
I'm scrawny as hell by gym standards and still got myself a snusnu
Xavier Perry
Gay
Gabriel Kelly
your brain is damaged then
Benjamin Harris
fucking destroy my anus baby
Jace Jenkins
>those hips
>no ass
You have no idea how women work, do you?
Henry Cook
Would not sell, most women would not be able to relate. envy, etc.
Matthew Hughes
I'm sure you fucked enji night, but I won't lie that a lot of people who ooze sexual energy/appeal are some of the most laziest people when it comes to sex. Like they don't even like the activity.
Mason Bennett
but she has a big ass though
Owen Ortiz
are you sure user?
Christopher Green
Depends. I've seen several skinny guys with these, but also fat, or average looking dudes.
YMMV. I've been in a relationship with one of them amazontypes, great time but a bomb of mental issues due to her mom.
Landon Hernandez
that's what i'm saying
big hips typically implies a big ass
Adrian Jenkins
Jackson Cooper
I'd be okay with the race change if she was fucking buff
but shes a sjw cunt IRL so to hell with her
Bentley Bennett
I would end every poster in this thread w my bear hands just to have her smile at her friend behind me on the train
Julian Powell
Tessa Thompson is also an ugly fucking mutt. Like compared to any 20-30 year old on the street in decent shape, she’s bottom tier for sure, but compared to gorgeous actresses and models she might as well be deformed.
Yet they hire her to play a 10/10 ubermensch Valkyrie, and literal queen of Asgard
Michael Morris
cute girl smiles are nice i agree
Justin Long
Don't mind me just posting a 10 out of fucking 10 snack to btfo muscle girl fags.
Christopher Roberts
You guys think these muscle chicks like foot play
Imagine worshipping their feet after they come home from a long day at the gym
Lincoln Foster
>horse face
>10/10
Evan Miller
weak bait
Jaxson Roberts
neeeeiiigghhh
Luke Cooper
>this thread
Julian Adams
Charles Williams
>bangs
hard pass
James Bailey
Those are probably marks from sun damage and not freckles
Owen Watson
Here's your Lara Croft bro
Michael Perez
Damn Super Nanny is looking goodt
Bentley Lewis
>tfw you will never have a girl like this
feels bad man
James Myers
I'd raid her tomb if you know what I mean.
Ayden Rodriguez
scooped up and retrieved
Gabriel Barnes
Fat girls = best bjs
Go out and find yourself a cow
Cooper Murphy
>never heard or seen this roastie before
>have now seen her cute pink nipples and big yummy belly
the internet is so fucking based
Adam Garcia
Peak.
Performance.
Kayden Roberts
I see youre a man of culture
Michael Sanchez
even women don't like this shit
William Diaz
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUCEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sebastian Perry
>$15k for busting a nut in a wet hole
Wyatt Russell
fridge raider
Leo Perez
Logan Russell
>tfw no trad fit waifu to make gains with
I want to pose down with my queen.
Landon Parker
Juan Hill
This, eww