So I parked over in the next lot

>lives half his life as a street thug
>npcs cannot comprehend someone being outsider their cuck bubble and blindly say he's lying despite the amount of times he's backed up with with evidence

Thats not to say he doesnt ever make shit up or embellish, but the bulk of Joey's anecdotes come from a real place.
I mean just imagine being a neet except instead of spending 10000 hours on video games, you spend 10000 hours doing shady shit in 70s and 80s America

>Joe I eva tell ya bouta time my motha took me to some park with dinosaurs and shit?
>it was 1978 and I just got out of prison

The thing is he’ll hear stories from other people, then make himself the person in the story. And in his mind he is that person.

Joe Rogan lemme tell you, Boulder, Colorado.

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I have been out with friends before in the middle of the city and done some stupid shit myself, Diaz's stories don't seem too exaggerated or dramatic, usually in these situations one thing leads to the other so by the time you get into crazy shit you're laughing and not even noticing it. They just don't seem too fake to me

What do you say we slip into a room and you two split me open like a coconut?

Sorry your hero lies a lot newfriends. Some people just never grow out of it.

I think the way he calls joe by his first name and last name is pretty kino

> aye swear tah gawd choe rohgawn

Have sex

The irony of this post is too delicious.

WELL IT'S LIKE YOU'RE 14 AND YOUR UNCLE'S MOLESTING YA, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAAA
>coughs out lung while laughing

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I already did, Joe, let me tell you that story Joe. *coughs phlegm* I took a 600mg edible and next thing I know I'm driving down the I95 in a stolen Chevy with an Asian cleaning lady sucking my dick and a Dominican friar unconsciouss in my trunk. I wake up the next morning I got prayer beads around my dick and a mop in the trunk. Turns out, it was the friar who sucked my dick and the cleaning lady who was in the trunk

Her ass was the second coming, Joe.

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LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING
KNOXVILLE 1999, CUTE LITTLE TOWN

>it's an user hates on Joey Diaz episode and claims he lies episode

>each cupcake has 1000 mg of THC

The most annoying thing he lies about is he acts like he's some health and fitness nut.

>plastic on the couch

WEW.

HER PUSSY WAS MAKING STEAM

He really isn't when he slips cat tranquilizers into Lee's edibles. If you watch Church episodes you see just how FUCKED Lee gets and it's not even from the weed alone. Would not be surprised Joey has snuck heroin or bath salts into Lee's shit.

Doesn't Lee have ED as well? He's getting destroyed with all the stuff joey laces his food with

>The thing is he’ll hear stories from other people, then make himself the person in the story.

literally every comedian does this

>And in his mind he is that person.

you have no way to know this, I dont get that impression from him

Joey and everyone from Rogan's circlejerk is an unfunny hack but you are a fucking moron

I hate this mythomaniac

Joe Rogan loves him more than his wife and dog.

What about Brendan Schaub though? Does he even put him THAT high?

Bump

If comedians didn't make up stories, comedy would literally be dead. How much autism do you have to have to care about if a comedian is lying?

You get mad when you realize magicians aren't actually using magic?

>he didn't know this
next you'll be telling us you didn't know truckers end up killing prostitutes