What is your favorite high school movie?

which version?

Was he gay?

the musical one

god DAMN brynn is so smug

American Pie

nobody knows

you are though

name of the film?

Bump.

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Superbad

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Can't be arsed to greentext… I was a junior when my high school talent show was performing at assembly around Christmastime.

Out comes this little spinner cheerleader girl in my class, in a red dance leotard, bare legs/feet, and a Santa hat, shoulder-length blonde hair neatly draping out from the under hat down the back and sides of her neck.

Madonna's “Santa Baby” begins playing, and she begins this solo "gymnast-type" dance on the stage, slow and serene, to the song. Lots of leg lifts, splits, toes pointed up above her head…through the entire song; just her, and her body sloly contorting into all the positions you can imagine. You get the picture.

This was the era before the Internet. Porn was a rare commodity, found in your friends' Dad's basement; or stuffed in bookstore Field & Stream magazines where older braver boys had already gone to the trouble of tucking the Hustler inside to ogle in secret. Otherwise, you would get the occasional lucky break…the quick glance up a skirt as the girl a couple of lunch tables away spins around on the seat to get up. The look down a blouse as they crouch to fill their backpack at their locker. And, of course, the Sears or JCPenney catalogs.

But here was this girl, just presenting herself to the entirety of the auditorium, in the middle of day, to a silent audience of hormone-churning youths and school staff. She moved in a way that probably made every male in that room feel like it was just her and them, individually. I remember the tunnel vision I felt. Everything faded away and it was just this seemingly intimate delicate dance, presenting her body to me..

I was a goodie two shoes kid, but that awoke something in me. I had never had such a raging boner in public before in my life. She was probably stared at by every male in that school—student and faculty alike—like a piece of prey meat from that day onward.

Where was I going with this? oh right I wanted to fug her and never did the end.

All our cheerleaders were uggo. The hot girls played soccer or tennis. Feel like I missed out on a cultural experience

mean girls probably
lohan all bitched up is a sight to behold if i dare say so

Booksmart is way better.

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Heard it was absolute garbage from everyone who isn't a pussyhat or a homosexual

good prose, user

obvious choice

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>female version of jonah hill
trying really hard to be superbad 2

that german one with the webm where the teacher is feeling up all the girls whilst teaching them about fabric

>30 replys
>no dazed and confused yet
Uncool

Dazed and Confused

Confessions

Triumph of the Will

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This. And Porkys.

/kids these days

My diary: the motion picture

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Stand By Me. High School High. Revenge of the Nerds.

Based

Quads confirm

By High school do you mean just a film that takes place in high school or a teen movie? I'll assume you mean a 'teen movie'. I assume that to mean having a coming of age theme and a focus on high school dynamics.

#1 Breakfast Club
#2 Fast Times ARH
#3 Dazed and Confused
#4 Ferris Bueller
#5 American Pie (The sequels cover up what a good movie it was)
#6 Super Bad
#7 Mean Girls

IDK if any others deserve that list.

Overrated trash: American Graffiti, Sixteen Candles,

IDK if I'd classify 'Heather' as a teen movie. If so then that is on there.

Breakfast Club, Fast Times ARH and Dazed and Confused are all shit

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NATM

Death By Potato

Probably one of the best films I've ever seen desu

It's so obvious these threads are constantly created/populated by 40 year old gen x burnouts. How are all those uberkewl badass tats you got in your 20's looking now on your mottled sagging flesh, suburban dead-ender? You still a fucking rebel badass riding around in your SUV that stinks of toddler piss and your wife's bf's cum? man dem high school movies were the days, rite bruh?

>two of the most unlikable fuckers ever to grace hollywood

Class of 1984

did she suck his dick and still get an f?

I would sell floppy disks with porn to people, being the only kid who had internet outside of school at the time. Anyway, I was never into those girls because they fucked lord knows who and I was paranoid about catching some shit since the nearest medical professional was over an hour away. I was a sophomore and drove my friends to a volleyball tournament and saw their band practicing and their drum major was trying on outfits and I thought it would be awesome to plow a girl who was wearing one of those stupid outfits so I struck up a conversation.

We dated for eight years. It was pretty whirlwind, she got a lot of shit for dating a jock from a different school and the second word got out at my school that I had a girlfriend all these bitches came out of the woodwork and started flirting all of a sudden and they would make fun of her for being a band nerd and that I needed to date someone "cool".

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Mean Girls and Heathers.

SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW THAT FIONA AND ME DO IT IN MY VAN EVERY SUNDAY

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Nice user. Sounds like you were a few classes behind mine. Early enough to toss floppies around but late enough to have dial up in high school. AOL wasn't even a thing until I had just graduated, IIRC

AOL discs used to be in the checkout lanes fucking everywhere, even in gas stations. "50 free hours", and all that shit. What happened is that the dial up provider stopped being long distance where I lived so we got that in 93 or 94. I'm trying to find the company, or who bought it, but it had such a generic fucking name that it's a pain in the ass.

It wasn't one of the big ones, eh? Compuserve, Prodigy, Earthlink… all those

Local outfit. It was pretty swank, though, gave you an email client and everything.

>tfw used to fap to Michelle Trachtenberg in this movie
>tfw she aged like milk

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>tried watching this
>cringed so hard I had to delete it within 15 minutes
It was genuinely disgusting. The USA should be nuked off the face of this planet.

flick.com/server/monthly/lists/sites0998.html
Been quite the adventure so far, trying to find what happened to lcc.net

>AOL discs
I just google it wat le fug

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>the second word got out at my school that I had a girlfriend all these bitches came out of the woodwork and started flirting all of a sudden
textbook thot behavior. If you're single they won't give you the time of day but they're all over you once they think some other bitch has her hooks in you. Married friends have told me it only gets worse.

Election

zoom zoom little zoomer

hey cool i gained a new fetish today. thanks user!

But that movie is super bad.

The webm you mentioned is censored. You can see bush in the full movie. That thread is still available on 4plebs along with the "clip that killed the thread" intact.

The best one

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pic related

Honorable mentions:
My Bodyguard
Three O'Clock High

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>Yea Forums says this is hilarious
>watch it with gf
>cringe at almost every scene

atleast that other lesbo was kind of hot

this is honestly kino.

Shill elsewhere

you people are all plebian vermin for not having mentioned this already.

but perhaps it's too kino and self-aware to qualify as a true "high-school movie".

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Came to post this. Looks like quads confirm.

Quads confirm
Always watch it when it's on

Mean Girls or Not Another Teen Movie. I think the first Scary Movie was also highschoolers.
>this isn't where I parked my car
>me 'scuse
>the bdsm scene
>scotty doesn't know

No Brynny is pure and didn't suck his dick so he gave her an F

pic related also class of 1984 and class of 1999

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This is such lazy bait. I couldn't make it five minutes in.

I enjoy this movie

Love this movie.

Much better writing than Superbad. In Superbad, the premise is "uh..let's get laid" but at least in Booksmart, we see our character lose everything within the first 15 minutes, and there's a real impetus for these two to go to the party (even if subverted halfway through the film).