>we need an evil old guy
We need an evil old guy
Brandon Ramirez
Charles Martin
>we need a good actor who will accept our shitty movie without even reading the script first
>he's already in costume sir
Christian King
>w-
Jaxson Howard
>We need an old guy
Carson White
>We need a older evil guy
Sebastian Roberts
>We need a more nuanced older guy
Grayson Wood
>More nuanced
Nahh not really. I'm not saying he is shit but his roles weren't any more nuanced than Lees.
Julian Brooks
>dammit we only have enough money left for a 20 dollar applebees gift card
>sir Eric Roberts is already on set and doing his scenes
Benjamin Robinson
Shit opinion.
Aiden Ross
>He doesn't even want the gift card. He said he'll happily clean the toilets as payment.
Connor Long
>need someone to be in a death sce-
Adam Gomez
>we need this guy but black
Oliver Bennett
Jaxson Ortiz
>We need... uh, you know the guy I mean, what's his name again
Leo Nelson
Zachary Morgan
>We need to have sex
Julian Adams
Goddamnit he was fucking sexy in this. No homo. I literally fantasize about being him.
Hudson Young
>Sir, Eric Roberts just hired a whole new animation team to pump up the production he said he pays for it all as long as we just accept his friend request on myspace and put him in our top 8
Wyatt Smith
James Sullivan
Sebastian Bailey
>we need someone to ride a motorcycle
Angel Edwards
Hudson Baker
>we need successful show
Thomas Butler
>we need a tough soldier with questionable morals yet a strong sense of honour
Easton Morales
Would've worked well if it were Charles Dance vs. Watanabe. Two old people, one who saw the worst of humankind in endless wars, the other seeing how humans band together during disasters.
Would've gave much more investment in the much smaller but leaner human cast and made "Goodbye, old friend" much more impactful.
Liam Gutierrez
>we need someone who radiates despair
Easton Lopez
>But we already got him
Xavier Morgan
we need an average Yea Forums poste-
Blake Jenkins
Literally who.
Alexander Mitchell
>Hey look at that, Christopher Walken's house is literally right up the street
Hunter Jackson
This guy. He's everywhere for some reason.
Blake Lopez
>we need someone to speak fast arguing with school children
Connor Phillips
>ugly and funny?
Jaxon Taylor
Doesn't ring a bell.
Easton Lee
Ben Shapiro isn't a hollywood actor
Noah Sanders
>We need a goofy old guy
Colton James
>we need a foreigner that's not too foreign for our American blockbuster
William Rogers
>hes on the BBC right now lets listen in- oh no he...left? Early?
Parker Miller
Jason Jackson
we need a fat loser
Oliver Allen
>nobody posted Anthony Hopkins
wow Yea Forums was right, you are a bunch of retards
Christopher Miller
>We need the oscar
Logan Powell
>we need someone who looks like he's dying
William Gomez
>can he voice a giant monster lizard?
Mason Thompson
I'm 33 and look like this but with Metallica hair
Joshua Cox
>we need a old guy who looks like a villain but is actually the good guy for the classic "the good guys are actually the bad guys" trope
Liam Russell
Classic
Matthew Morris
>we need someone to play a rich asshole
Jace Clark
I always forget that Sean Bean was Alec Trevlyn. What a fucking monster boss.
Jason Howard
>we need a badass middle aged guy for our generic action movie
Charles Sanchez
We need a morally questionable guy who works for the us government in a high up role
Gavin Roberts
>we need to break into the German s o y market
Hudson Mitchell
So you're balding?
Adam Mitchell
>we need the most physically attractive male you can find
Nolan Nguyen
>we need someone to play a charismatic villain but also be a little bit creepy
Lucas Harris
>we need that overacting buffoon
Austin Jackson
>middle aged
i have bad news for you
Grayson Price
They literally cast him just so he could say "long live the king" and put it in the trailer for a GoT association.
Oliver Adams
>we need the kino
Lincoln Williams
>owning a windows phone
Dominic Brown
>We need an Oscar award winner actor to star in braindead shlock
Eli Morales
>gay
Nicholas Ross
>we need a cute
Nathaniel Garcia
To be fair he probably checks the price more than the role
Lincoln Butler
>We need an asshole dad or government official
Elijah Barnes
>We need a weak-looking but sinister bad guy
Elijah Fisher
We need a guy with a beard
Jacob Clark
Why does he look like a german woman?
Eli Gutierrez
>we need someone to play in zahler trash
Ethan Foster
>we just need a guy, just a regular white guy
Jace Davis
>we need a lead voice ac-
Brody Young
>we need a cuck
sorry i forgot my image, can someone upload him for me
Dylan Thompson
We need an old dude to bang young chicks, and we need him NOW!
Henry James
THE MOST REGULAR ONE THEY GOT
Ryder Johnson
Wrong one
Christopher Ramirez
>we need someone to yell at europeans in our action mov-
>say no more
Isaiah Gutierrez
Lincoln Sullivan
I drink your milkshake.
Jonathan Thompson
Fuck you, dad!
Aaron Evans
>we need David Cross but can't afford him
Carter Garcia
classic
Carter King
Inaccurate
Chase Green
Imagine not being able to fix your fucked up teeth because you'll be out of a job.
Daniel Sanders
Based and blessed
Joseph Nguyen
>we need someone to play a big time gang leader
>but he also needs to look like the dad of your friend from highschool
Jackson Barnes
>we need a dork
Andrew Roberts
>hmm, bigger name?
Grayson Rogers
Can he also yell at blacks?
He’s hired!
Eli Morris
more like we need a shitty actor that ruins whatever he's in
Noah Collins
I really wish I was friends with you irl seriously
Dylan Allen
>we need someone to make a bunch of shitty movies
>ok i get snyder
>no no we need someone who makes all the movies have gay undertones
>i know just the guy
Jackson Cook
>we need a guy that dominates a actionmovie with only 5 lines of text
Mason Peterson
>Nolan rejected our script. we need a another kinomaker
Ayden Reyes
>sorry we're done casting any more people for this movie, we'll get in touch if a role opens up
Elijah Powell
But user we are friends don't you remember?
Nathan Gonzalez
>we need an old guy with an ambiguous ethnicity
Noah Garcia
Who can't afford David Cross?
Landon Perry
it still hurts, user
after so many years.
Bentley Brooks
We need someone with dramatic range, who can handle a complex role.
Jaxon Long
My nigga
Xavier Bailey
>we need an evil executive
Jackson Young
>we need an obese guy
Kayden Walker
my eyes are the same colour
Brayden Richardson
Google?
Grayson Morgan
we need a greasy old guy with a deep voice to play supporting roles
Asher Gonzalez
You called?
Benjamin Reed
>we need a stalker ex boyfriend
Ethan Mitchell
>we need a big wrestler to supplement the cast
>i got the rock on speeddial boss
>no you imbecile we are making kino not litty piss your pants trash
>i got nothing sir
>boss?
>what is it intern?
>i think i know the the right guy
Wyatt Murphy
>we need someone English for our shitty comedy
Caleb Lee
Daniel Powell
>hey boss someone just paid for the repair of our telephone line
Nathan Ortiz
kek
Joshua Ross
>we need a german guy, but he must be recognisable to americans
>Ich habe genau den richtigen
Jaxon Morales
BLACK FUCKING SHITS
Cooper Russell
Jacob Rodriguez
severely underrated
Jace Wright
And he needs to be racist.
Thomas Gutierrez
Alexander Parker
literally watched early edition exactly for this reason
Eli Foster
We need a stuffy Englishman.
Luis Morris
>we need a redneck, a junkie, or a redneck junkie
Kevin Sanders
If you're shooting this picture in the 1960s, I got just the guy
Isaac Anderson
>we need a funny woman
Elijah Wilson
Alexander Mahone
Oliver Gonzalez
>we need someone to be the face of cinema for from 1950 to about 1970s
>i know someone
Wyatt Howard
>Can he get buttfucked by the Tron guy?
Lincoln Ortiz
Oh you
Christopher Nguyen
>we need a heady character who will get totally outplayed
Samuel Campbell
I swear to God, I hate the fact that he's playing the same role in every movie but fuck me if he doesn't play it better than anyone else
Zachary Jones
Caravaggio?
Charles Hughes
I dislike him, he seems very fedora-core.
Noah Butler
>ambiguous
Jason Robinson
Angel Bell
>We need a Fulbright scholar with a degree in chemical engineering, who is also a third dan black belt that trained recon as a royal marine, and likes to fuck black chicks.
> I know just the man for the job, sir.
Joshua Butler
we need an obnoxious woman who think's she's funny
Zachary Gray
>We need someone with a posh Keira Knightley vibe but if Keira Knightley wasn't 40 now
Chase Morales
RIP
This one works on a few levels, well done.
Lincoln Ross
Literally every movie hes in, good work user
Levi Butler
Is she a “size six,” sir?
Mason Hughes
slayer looks
Jason Green
James Parker
>we need a big guy
Kevin Watson
why do they keep casting her for action movie roles though
Oliver Foster
>we need a midge
Sebastian Ramirez
Way too thin and well-groomed to be a Yea Forums poster.
Based.
Inaccurate. Also he was weirdly in Black Hawk Down and looked exactly the same as he does in Modern Family like 20 years after the fact.
Underrated
Andrew Perez
>we need a lead for our new Vietnam war movie
>Say no more, we've got the best method actor out there
Dylan Williams
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
Josiah Young
*blocks your path*
Ryder White
action movies don't require much acting skill
Nolan Roberts
>We need to make a movie for the redbox
>Hold my beer
Kevin Jackson
America doesn't have many dot indians so we don't tend to know what half indian mutts look like.
Jason Mitchell
>Wait, he applied first?
Josiah Garcia
Greatest shit eating grin of all time.
Jacob Parker
>We need it to be kino
Ian Wright
Hey what's going on here?
Jordan Rogers
>we need someone to take down those horrible Yea Forums trolls
Lincoln Scott
>We need 90s kino
Isaac Allen
OUTTA MY WAY VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS
Colton Smith
Sorry sir, he’s busy making his one good film every 10 years.
Andrew Ross
>we can't afford big guy
>get me the next best thing!
Connor Howard
>
Carson Cox
>we need the next James Bond
Zachary Kelly
they were never funny, they've just been in a few funny things and don't rely on obnoxious "muh vagina" humor
Logan Walker
he needs money to pay off all the dinosaur bones
Isaac Richardson
>we need a guy who is either insane or has the world's most intense sugar rush
Bentley Kelly
we need to win over Yea Forums!
Jack Johnson
yeah but she's like a slightly chubby petite qt doll with a posh accent, which is the opposite of what action chicks should be. she was ridiculous in solo too, playing this gritty lowlife chick from the ghetto but every time she talked it was like the queen of england giving a speech.
Joseph Myers
>we need a guy who can do a piratey accent
Ethan Hernandez
>Eric Roberts already has 47 movie credits for 2019
Matthew Hernandez
> We need a Russian guy
Connor Moore
Man gotta eat and support his mediocre thespian relatives
Joseph Price
>we need scarers like... james p. sullivan
Brandon Wilson
>sir
>sir he's already died
Juan Green
>posts Swedish guy
Cameron Peterson
>we need sneed
Blake Edwards
Is he on a break?
Jaxson Rogers
duh
he plays russians all the fuckin time
Jackson Young
>we need a swarthy ethnic guy
Evan Barnes
>we need a guy who will actually deny false rape claims
Samuel Brooks
>we need a Russian guy
>get me Nyqvist
>he's dead
>oh
Brody Baker
>we need pure unadulterated kino
Adam Price
>we need the female audience
Jason Long
>we need a guy with very loose skin
Xavier Harris
seeing jon hamm in things makes me happy and i don't have a vagina
Nicholas Hughes
>Tywin
>evil
pick one
Jose Roberts
>What have you done user?
I, uhhh, dropped out of uni because of depression, bad luck and circumstance, moved back to my grandparents and have accomplished nothing in the past 3 months.
eric is an example of doing something seriously
Hunter Clark
>we need a guy who can take over production of the show because it's his bread and butter
Henry Baker
>Hes not available? Get the guy who looks like him
Kevin Scott
>we need a guy who's actually funny at the roast
Adam Hughes
>wait where were you when I asked for an evil white guy?
Nathaniel Taylor
>We need someone who can actually beat Khabib
Julian Myers
Jaxson Adams
>we need a hack
pic is of _____?
Carson Reed
>I can't believe this isn't Khabib
Grayson Lewis
Based
Ryan Hall
holy shit
Brayden Adams
(You)
Joshua Reed
"GODDAMNIT user YOU MORON! YEAH, WE HAVE THE SUIT FOR THAT FBI/COP/GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL ETC., BUT YOU INTERNS GOT THE SIZE WRONG! ONLY A BUILT ASIAN MAN COULD FIT A SUIT THIS TIGHT! AND WHERE ARE GONNA FIND ONE ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE!?!?!?"
Austin Gomez
>we need a grumpy old man to half arse the job
Levi Murphy
>we need someone who can sit down
Isaac Bell
>We need a black guy
David Hall
>think cheaper
Anthony Gonzalez
>he thinks it's only the female audience
Noah Davis
How they didnt use Dance as Tarkins son in the new star wars movies following in his footsteps instead of that faggot ginger that ruins any threat the enemy has is beyond me
Chase Torres
>we need a german officer
Nathaniel Allen
>call Denzel later when he heals those bee stings
William Nguyen
Tyler Barnes
>we need a guy who's a good writer and a terrible actor, to act.
Blake Anderson
>two German officers
Xavier Brooks
>we need someone who looks like he wins medals for bravery
Adam King
>we need a guy who has peaked but still puts asses in seats
Mason Cruz
>we need a frenchm-
>got it
Jordan Ramirez
>we need someone who's scary and funny at the same time
Kevin Reed
We need someone for a comedy... featuring two weed jokes
Alexander Ortiz
>we need one joke in a 2 hour movie
Daniel Garcia
>That other guy got too old.
Jack Thomas
Brain short circulated because facial recognition said Ron Livingston but filename said Kyle Chandler
Ethan Morris
>We need a crazy motherfucker
Christopher Taylor
Dont ever post this disgusting racist lunatic ever again you fucking nazi piece of turd. Take this shit to your containment board ( yes pol). I can not fucking beliece you would post him, like honestly go die in fire.
Joseph Campbell
>we need a girl that gets brutally murdered in horror movie
Easton Martinez
She needs to get brutaly raped irl by a pack of niggers with 9 inch dicks ( average for black boys)
William Flores
BLACK NIGGER BASTARDS
Austin Morris
>someone ready to die from a headshot
John Thomas
isnt 9inch average for everyone?
Kevin Gonzalez
nope, average for black boys is like 14cm ,less than the average for white guys. Sorry tyrone
Jack Reyes
God he has such a unique look damn not quite Asian, not quite Caucasian
Tyler Hernandez
The average is 9? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Tyler Gonzalez
>115
>253
thats a pretty small sample size. that being said I can't blame them for not wanting to measure another 10 thousand nigger dicks
Evan White
For asians it is according their own statistics.
Justin Collins
He has a very diverse gene pool. I think it's Russian/Swiss/German and a little bit Mongolian
Noah Rodriguez
Its not small sample. Scientists make statistics out of 10 numbers to confirm their bias.
James Lee
He's Altaic from deep in the steppe.
David Evans
>I can avoid being #metooed if I wish but to clear myself from rape accusation in court entirely, that is a rare gift
Hunter Cruz
Why did they only measure flaccid?
John Jones
still makes you doubt how accurate is the accurate is the average of congo
>self reported congo average : 17.93cm
>actually measured average of tanzania (neighbor country of congo) : 13.12cm
Easton White
... they don't? you have reading difficulties?
>and average erect penis lenght of 13.12cm
Hudson Cruz
That's the world average
Matthew Powell
not in most of the europe
Gavin Gray
>the classic "the good guys are actually the bad guys" trope
Haven't seen that one since the 1940s
Jack Brown
>We need a protagonist for our generic horror movie.
Alexander Bailey
We need adult Draco.
Jason Howard
t.
Zachary Martin
This is self meassured unlike nigger study. Be atleast genuine when arguing your points. Men usualy add up to 2 cm all the time.
Connor Cox
>intern call up Tim Curry we making an IT remake
>but boss haven't you heard?
>heard what?
>well how can i say this Tim Curry he kinda checked out
Ayden Barnes
>he kinda checked out
Henry Morgan
I can just picture these guys. The producer chomping his cigar and pounding the desk, the intern in his newsboy hat.
Joshua Martin
we need a tree
Daniel Richardson
fucking kek
James Wood
>we need a voice acto-
Jonathan Martinez
>we need a little girl
Tyler Adams
but its manuel
Asher Young
damn, he would be a better geralt then cavil.
Christopher Russell
based french, that's why all women in the world want to be fucked by french
Jack Ward
At least it's not Hector
Anthony Jackson
>"we wrote this role for Octavia Spencer but turns out we can't afford her"
Ryder Ramirez
>66 years old
>middle aged
I too hope for neeson to live to 132, user, but I seriously doubt it
Matthew Smith
>we need an autist
Christopher Harris
>implying training day and american gangster aren't his two best movies
pleb
Justin Bailey
>skarsgard
>russian
nigga what
Carter Rodriguez
god, how can someone have that many laugh lines and still look so fucking sinister
Samuel Nguyen
>we need a guy
Chase Roberts
>we need a good voice actor
Easton Johnson
>we need incel audience
Owen Reed
>we need high grossing by school girls
Anthony Adams
> we need a narrator because without narration nobody will understand this pretentious bullshit
Brody Thomas
why is he so wet
Joseph White
> also, we need the fastest editor in the cutting room
Ryan Hall
You can use literally any old white guy for this because all old white guys are evil by virtue of being white males.
Boondock Saints was kino because of him and the sequel was shit because he didn't accept the role that time
Cooper Reyes
I can't look at this dude without remembering almost choking to death on a hotdog because I laughed so hard at the scene from that ayy lmao miniseries where he's pounding a prime Heather Donahue and randomly tells her he's wanted to fuck her since she was 13.
Juan Young
> we need a blowjob
Leo Jenkins
> we need every eastern european ever
Jose Powell
he has really good skin user, no jowls.
Gavin Wright
F
Benjamin Wright
Don’t you disrespect my boy. He was a consul of Rome
Aiden Ramirez
> We need a large woman
Lincoln Parker
More like
>we need an old faggot that Barely dodged the HIV crisis unfortunately
Ethan James
>I know one guy, he is the best in the business
Isaac Gutierrez
>we need someone who can turn shit into pure 10/10 kino
Eli Morris
>we need the rock
Jack Kelly
>but better
Bentley Edwards
That‘s the third time Stormare shows up in this thread, no wonder he‘s so
> busybusybusy
Angel Butler
my man
Gabriel Wright
>Hungary
>16.51
>Romanian
12.73
If this isn't a reason for us to get our pre-Trianon borders back I really don't know what is
Eli Ramirez
Correction:
>We need an evil old guy who is also based as fuck.
Noah Reed
that's christopher eccelston you fucking idiot, cant you read filenames?
Kayden Wilson
This dude was fucking amazing in Moulin Rouge.
Dylan Ross
They‘re looking for someone with the unique ability to turn shit into kino.
Haven‘t you seen Constantine, sou dumb fuck?
Dylan Morales
the fact that he'll never play marcus fenix frustrates me, yet I know hollywood would utterly fuck a gears of war movie into the ground so I know it's for the best they not make it.
Aaron Roberts
>Germans are nearly 1488 cm
I think someone manipulated that study
Henry Russell
>turn shit into kino.
>Haven‘t you seen Constantine, sou dumb fuck
Not him, but you're a fucking retard. Devil doesn't appear until after 10 min to the end, and it has already been kino.
Leo Garcia
I’ll never get over this. What an underrated actor this guy is.
Juan Thomas
Paired with Paul Bettany, that's why.
Parker Rivera
>We need someone to be in charge here.
Jacob Bailey
>This is my role! It was made for me!
Nathan Reyes
Fucking kek.
Jordan Cook
I love Wilson. He’s top comfy.
Jace Phillips
Go watch Ronin
Aaron Richardson
The irish lady killed him offscreen as he was leaving. Can't leave any loose ends, that's rule number 3.
Christopher Watson
>we need a reta-
Chase Phillips
Black bastids beware
Gabriel Bell
Seriously, the family nonsense was boring. This plot line would've been great.
Jason King
Classic.
Landon Thompson
based classic poster
Jaxon Lewis
based nigger basher
Mason Nelson
>Not making your blockbuster action spectacle movie about another random family of scientists/army people where the mom and dad are separated like always while the actually interesting characters are pushed to the side
What the fuck are you doing, trying to write an actually decent script? That doesn't fly in Hollywood kiddo
Connor Evans
>he finished the press junket weeks ago sir!
Benjamin Brooks
that’s light reflecting off his skin. go outside sometime user
Cameron Peterson
FFF
Parker Jones
>good time
>high life
>lighthouse
he’s transitioned to women-will-never-understand kino now
Nathaniel Cook
>Sir he's already signed on for the sequel
>We don't have a sequel pl-
>He just gave me the script and it's incredible sir
Matthew Collins
who hurt you sweatie
Julian Powell
He was quite the chad when he was younger.
>Boondock Saints was kino because of him and the sequel was shit because he didn't accept the role that time
This.
Elijah Brooks
>we don't need anyone
John Jenkins
Battlefield Earth
Henry Robinson
cool. i always have insecuritys about my 18.5cm german cock because it looks small on my 193cm body. your pic makes me feel better.