What did she mean by this?

are you a female

it's fat betty
of course skinny pygmie-hating betty is the superior version

Abstain from sex

plese show bobs and the vagene

>did you know that while Michelangelo was painting the Sistine Ceiling, those people were living in caves, discovering fire?

ngl, interesting new take

Where's the lie tho?

What are you implying

That what she said was entirely true.

a model culture at that, pygmies

Season 6 Sally was best Sally.

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just

one

peek

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/ourgirl/

>you have short hair and Daddy likes it.

What was this line meant to imply?

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this is much better than the roastie kiki thread

>a lg will never look at you like this

why even live

Do boys really do this?

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*laces your breakfast with rum*

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when I was a kid I was completely obsessed with nudity

I would just lay in bed imagining all my friend's moms naked. it was before I knew about sex or had a boner or anything. just nudity made me feel so excited

>shota
what did they mean by this

Why indeed.

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*laces her breakfast with cum to subconsciously brainwash her into liking dad's sperm*

Short for Shotaro, Like how Loli comes from Lolita.
you're pleb mate

>brap
imagine the smell

>Yea Forums is pro jew now

have sex

>pee inside women
do americans really do that?

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I try to but most women won't let me and even bringing it up seems to hurt the relationship.
I love peeing into hookers' asses and cunts tho, filling their holes to capacity with my warm thick pee

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You can actually get incredibly sick from that

they knew what they were doing those jews

pee is stored in the balls

wtf I love jews now

>tfw no loving wife with great sense of humor
brozers...

youtube.com/watch?v=1BWIicA2sL4

FBBB

imagine coming home from a long hard day at the office, walking into your home and seeing this wonderful sight. I can't imagine how good that must feel

would you playfully spank it?

depends how naughty she's been

she's always naughty

what happens if she starts to enjoy being spanked?

post mouse

>here are your books Daddy

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Damn it Don, you've done it again

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she'll probably become naughtier and naughtier

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I wanna be a Daddy :(

based

Just adopt haha

#legalise adoption for lonely single neets

lads...

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it's legal, but please make it ilegal

It isn't, actually.

it's illegal. please make it legal

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Is that his daughter? It's always weird when parents kiss their children on the lips.

hnnnnnnnnngggg

People are reposting my image, nice.

it's a very nice image. mind if I save it?

isnt Lolita just a name?

pretty young gf

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only in the us

no, it's a nickname
her name was dolores

Save it! It's all yours my friend :)

that rape hold

Lolita was basically just a title. the word only appears like once in the entire book.

>Moner thread instantly gets deleted
>this shit will hit 300
It isn't fair, I tell you

That's the superior Betty. Her real problem is that she's a bitch with a temper

why? pee is sterile

kek

>tfw you'll never be in 6th grade again and get a cunny gf without fear of the FBI

I wasted my youth

moner?

He meant to say Homer
Sneed

Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing

i look pretty young for 25. I might shave and cut my hair and try enrol in grade school

i am 6'1 though

a white man

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all my high school friends became teachers and I became a cunnybro

such is life

homer? I barely know her

Man, he's really going for it

How did a swarthoid like him get a blonde daughter?

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bruvs.. what's it like peeing inside a girl

goblin
looks like black african boy under adjusted brightness

go home

for me it's super hot once the pressure starts building up, seeing her feel slightly uncomfortable, then release your warm pee from whatever hole you filled. It kinda kills lubrication tho.

When I was I guess around 7 to 9 I imagined orgies in my head of naked people humping each other and feared that santa might be able to read my mind and not give me presents because of it. I don't know what the fuck was wrong with me

based

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i used to talk to santa in my bed at night and ask him for things and then be pissed off when he got me something different.

>black african boy
and what's the problem?

VR daughter sims when bros

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imagine choking her and slap her softly, as you whisper abuse to her ear haha

zhezhe is too cute

she's getting really naughty

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What a horrible nose.

oh dear

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it's perfect for boops

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Take it easy man.

I wish I had never been introduced to cunny.

Zhenya a shit.

that chair was literally built for fucking

fuck you 1v1 me irl. zhezhe is queen

oh boy

>12
>already a vapid thot
whats the point when they already lost their soul?

who dat ho?

>soul
she's a female

women dont have souls bro

I fuck your queen with a paper bag over her head.

who's your cunnyfu then?

"You are going to grow up to become a dumb little bimbo, I can see that."

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she is pretty receptive and knows what the 'fans' want

My lgf :)

>the writers wisely added some pedo fan service
that's what you mean

how many people actually flipped their shit with the ending of the last episode of the soparons?

>shitting on someone elses cunnyfu but not having the balls to post your own

only the people who weren't paying attention

>itt

Lolicons and CP Posters.

Fuck this, post some legal Kiki Rn and prove you arent some sick child molester

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>Lolita was basically just a title. the word only appears like once in the entire book.
what? no it doesn't, it appears hundreds of times. why would you make up stories about a book you've never read?

"Mom, why is this nightdress so short?"

"Mummy wants you looking like a bimbo Barbie doll so you grow up to be the best slut in the world."

"Whats a slut, Mom?"

"The best kind of girl. What you're going to be."

let me guess, the writers were jews

>this thread

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don't women fantasize about rape more than men?

Nora Zehetner in Brick was hot as fuck.

My early teen sister has a soul, she bawled her eyes out over every pet mouse death. My late teen sister is turning into a narcissistic thot who "wants to have fun".
Its around 15 most girls loose it in our modern culture. Pay attention to little girls and how they act, they clearly show care and compassion. When they realise they're sexual value is the time girls loose it.

> ywn pat her on the head and call her a good girl

> ywn put hee across your lap and spank her when she is naughty.

> ywn carry her over your shoulder and fuck her in bed.

>they're

What series and wtf?

*their

it's legal here. I made a country in my room called the kingdom of cunnydom

When you come to it and you cant go do it and you cant knock it down you know that you found

during the last decade

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Betty will probably use paddles on her bum and have her touch her toes.

I'm sorry for shitting on your cunnyfu but I just don't like how the same handful of girls are posted over and over again. And zhenya is the worst offender for me with her mouthbreathing lower face. She doesn't look amazing to me and I don't know what you guys see in her

I would post other girls but I can't right now.

Sorry.

a nice homage to candydoll

The Sopranos

Reminds me when my sister described how babies are made to our very young little sister:
>"It happens when two adults hug each other too hard."

>doesn't teach his cunny how to mew
yikes

la goblima de morreno las atrocidad y los infeccion!

Would you watch a film where she ties Kiki up and spanks her?

that's actually a top and shorts

what the fuck bros

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IT'S NOT FAIR

huh

don't get it

>Lolita

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Why are they all english but what I assume is The Satanic Verses is in german or dutch or something?
They are obviously all part of a set

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.....

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me on the tv screen

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[Child At Heart]

You can see the naughtiness in the eyes.

There should hace been lots of spankings for naughty Sally.

What the FUCK is going on in this thread

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I kiss my dad on the lips every time I see him it's normal in europe

welcome to the real Yea Forums

Must suck to be American

BLACKED
The twin looks jealous

w-what was she watching

Whatever you say, kiddo.

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Would you use Kiki's Delivery Service?

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Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom, with the mating beasts rutting

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>taking your daughter to a club on date night
>kissing in your daughter in that club
Just a normal day in Europe am I right?

Betty: "Im so proud of you, Sally! This is the MOST important skill a girl can learn."

this is like real life. some girls are excessively red pilled but the rest are extremely blue pilled.

Only when she's riding my broomstick.

what did god mean by this

A JAW TO RIVAL RUMER WILLIS

they grow up so fast ; ;

I wish they could stay little forever

that jaw is normal size

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I want to kiss her neck

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You guys have shit taste in lg's

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I'm the chair. Yes I'm a chair. So what?

"It's...It's huge..."

"Darling, it's meant to be, it is the Grand Dildo of Power. To sit on it is to test your will against masculine power."

"Well, I'm A girl so I am stronger!"

"Get woke, get broke, little Sabrina. Cockiness is no good on a cock."

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> Turn on the remote sex toy inside her panties. Tap your phone and stroke that dial up steadily.

> Lets turn it all the way up while everyone can see you, Kiki.

post the new kiki clone, old one is too old.

move over kiki

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>ywn experience cunny
why continue on this farcical mortal struggle?

STOP. NOW.

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don't give up the dream user. I won't

I would chop off heads and worship Satan for her.

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>emma watson
>kiki
>this one
They're just mocking us at this point, aren't they?

>those socks have probably been thrown in the bin by now

; ;

I would have cherished them everyday

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look how dirty they are
She's a nasty girl

>My late teen sister
I am sorry for your loss

>only boys are allowed to want to fuck! when girls do it it's icky if it's not with me

> Kiki fidgets as if trying to control herself by moving about.
> Keeps pulling her skirt down implying she's worried about people seeing her crotch.
> Trying to conceal her loss of control by giggling, fidgeting.

IMHO a bf or one of her female friends put a toy in her pantsu as a prank/dare.

>tfw summer is coming and i'll "have" to take my sister and her friends to the beach every day
it's a hard job but someone has to do it

that's where social shaming would come into play, but since today that's totally sexist and reactionary today, women lose they're compass and ruin themselves and their future happiness, in exchange for an attention addiction. There's a reason why every single culture has shamed slutiness.

> ywn sit her on your lap.

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fuck man which episode was this? I don't remember it at all

there's a difference between wanting to enjoy sexual contact and using your sexuality like a weapon for personal gain. it's essentially socially acceptable to be a whore now. in every definition of the word. when girls discover how powerful that is and it goes unchecked a part of them dies. it's like the fast food or cocaine of human behaviour.

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me on the right

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She's like a Nintendo Switch; portable, versatile, and lots of ways to play with her.

>that tongue on the left

w-who is she?

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>girls should be blamed for the weakness of boys

So this is the power of the cunny...

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>when the knockoff is better than the original

Girl get drugged and raped by boys. user:
>boys should be blamed for the weakness of girls
are you an actual retard?

Lads, what happen to /cel/? Is it coming back?

buy a nice camera now
a waterproof gopro or somthing
hand it to them on the beach
they'll film each other for you

there was a new, new/cel/ but I think it got shut down by cia niggers again

guess this is the state of the normalfagified internet

how do i become a professional soccer player?

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was it ever a thing?
And looking at this thread. No, it will never come back.

Have a pleasant day and many more

Morgan Saylor

dumb newfag

Fuck this shit clown world man, anything else remotely similar?

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i love blonde little girls so much

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all i know is this nextchan.org/cel/ still exists

waifuist.pro/starlet/catalog.html

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Yes soon according to MrKeks

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>kiki thread

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nice little site
where do you people get all those high res pictures?

Creation of new /cel/ coincided with lolifox being shut down, so all the pedos from there created an /lg/ board on new /cel/ and started posting. Owner freaked out over email from hosting provider asking to moderate the content and remove the board, so he shut the server down. It's coming back tho, probably without /lg/ board.

there's no secret it's just about looking. common sources include photographer sites, picturepub.net, and vk for russians

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>lolifox being shut down
dropping like flies. is Yea Forums next?

>Man Men is the best show ever!!!!!

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Its like a maze links for link for link that take you the same place lol

>That axila thread
Thanks m8 I guess I will lurk there until we get back to "normal"

Is he the one who is gonna bring it back? How does he know?

lol I can imagen how he reacted, admin was cool but a scared little mouse

who can blame the man, that grill is a qt

why are yuropoors so disgusting?

BASADO

>Is he the one who is gonna bring it back? How does he know?
He knows the admin of nu/cel/ and is the board owner iirc

what was wrong with this /lg/ board?

probably no no kino links

I'll find the nigger qg

I'd make her a delivery machine if ya catch my drift

lol the only reason I swim is because you already know why

>there was a new, new/cel/ but I think it got shut down by cia niggers again
WTF like really? i never got to use it ;__;

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based

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this thread alive at this time of the day? wtf?

That's one cute cunt, is she legal?

woah

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i wanna pee inside her :3

she couldn't take it

The Brady Bunch.

based
i'll probably have to take care of their clothes and panties after they change. and deal with them clinging to me all day and play in the water with them and buy them icecream and such. what a chore it is.

It's a serious discussion of tv and film, and the various acting styles required.

STOP

It really is like that.
The thing is men often keep traces of their boyish innocent personality traits but with roasties, once they're roasted...

Maybe I'm generalizing but from what I observed they are completely self centered and unable to get excited over anything or immerse themselves fully with a subject. Wasting my time arguing with them you notice they show no passion, care for truth or dissecting logical arguments (although that is generally rare).
Their company feels like being with an extreme cynic about life that also is low in intellect enough to only show excitement over their ego.
Maybe I don't have met the "right" girl but they just seem so depressing, sure I want to fuck them but apart from that what would you talk with them about. Is there any connection beside sexual attraction in most relationship in today's age? Is it all the new "culture" from the jewed west fault?
Once they turn 18 and are completely legal in cucked USA they're ruined in almost all cases.

Today's age really brings out the worst in women and I understand that their behavior has a genetic natural basis and that we were brought up with delusions about the opposite gender growing up but I wouldn't even mind if they at least had a spark of child like innocence and wouldn't be soulless robots that disdain you when you don't stimulate their egos.

>who dat ho?

Being this new.

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Girls just don't like you.

Slavia Slavchenko?

Generally speaking I don't like them either.
I had girls attracted to me btw. What do they like then?

The idea of what they could make out of you.

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It was actually improvised by the actress.

Relieving facial tension.

I thought he put his finger in her bellybutton, how does he pee from his finger

Only if she's delivering her warm piss into my mouth

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Admit it. Where did your eyes go first?

I just saw Mad Men and seeing her grow up on the show makes it impossible for me to sexualize her. Don't know how you guys do it to be honest, i still see her as a kid. Must be cuz i am not a pedo idk

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Fuck off reddit

>impossible for me to sexualize her
>still see her as a kid
Just look at the OP. Anons here are sexualizing her because they still see her as a kid.

Yea! This guy gets it.

>everyone ITT is this guy

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She's literally seeking her father's sexual affection in OP's video. Not that I've seen the show.

Never saw madmen. I just saw this totally legal semen demon on Sabrina, and fell in loveI don't love her enough to sit through a second season of Sabrina tho. Fuck that shit.

bravo, weiner

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These writes are fucking savage.

OP is a fag anyway, why not post this scene instead

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So how does the character turn out by the end of the series? Miserable?

how do you realistically write/direct this scene ? No memes

this thread is going to reach the bump thread but we alita fans are banned every time we post about that movie

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angsty, hates everyone (she's seen other people do weird shit) and probably some daddy issues since he left them

As it is.

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r*ddit jannies have taken over and are shitting on anything Based Jim does, see any avatar 2 thread

Thread theme.
youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs

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With one hand

where were her hands headed here?

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where is the REST?

what a gentlemen this guy is also the grill looks 16 wtf is this crap fucking ameriturds

You are a man

It's in this thread:

mods?