Netflix's new show

What should I expect?

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>2019
>there are people on Yea Forums who pay to stream shows that came out 25 years ago
Humanity has declined

>implying anyone pays for their own netflix and doesnt just piggyback off their parents
LOL

a great beginning, a near-flawless middle, and a dogshit finale

and don't gimme that EoE shit because it sucked too

Tsundere qt3.14

You're not wrong lol

Finally we can watch decades old overrated weebshit

have sex

I want to have sex with Asuka

Will they show this scene?

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it's black so yes, definitely

>dub is made more PC friendly by removing random shit
>scene where shinji shoots a nigger in cold blood removed

How come Netflix only has the first 3 seasons of an anime that ended in 2006? This platform sucks ass and they have nothing good on.

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Evangelion is fucking overrated and sucks.

>off their parents
I just donated 400$ to ninja on his fortnite stream, thanks mom! lol

What is that thing she is licking? It's pixellated so I can't tell what it is at all

I can't wait for my favorite youtube movie bufffs to make their film essays about Evangelion. ARen't those great?

>art by Sam Raimi
wow I didn't know Evangelion had famous westerners working on it

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t. GoT-watching degenerate

Vast rewriting of the dialogs to adapt them to the woke taste of the Netflix audience.

>tfw it's the other way around even if your parents are literally millionaire

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why are muricans so obsessed with niggers? TV is american as it gets as well and I see this shit every where on here. must suck to be murican

Is it just the original show or is it a new Netflix version?

>EoE sucked
Literal brainlet

Old version with new Netflix dub.

My family of 7 manages to share an account and we never run into any problems.

Imagine paying for an account you only use yourself.

>Netfilx dub
Yikes!

wowwwww it's like a metaphor for depression so deep. not even the best gainax-style ending

>go to nyaa
>torrent sephirotic
>can now enjoy the highest quality Eva without paying for it
Like Gainax cares, they farm tomatoes now.

exactly

Wait, Netflix have re-dubbed this? Serioulsy?

>new Netflix dub.

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>dub

It's shit.

I tried to watch this once but couldn't even make it through the first episode.

>Not the fish one

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If you think you need to be smart to 'get' EoE you have a seriously limited palette of smart shows

netflix and amazon will eventually buy out and eat all of the anime industry and barf it out pozzed western style
i cant wait to see animefags suffer from this

Your post couldn't be more inane even if you didn't post at all

Are you Mexican by chance?

Gays and blacks

>implying I know how to torent

they will quickly realize they paid too much for it when they see that a large portion of potential viewers of Evangelion don't use fucking Netflix

the finest final nail in a coffin that ever existed

>user is not joking
>it actually was 25 years ago

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Google search qbittorrent. Download it. Go to nyaa.se or whatever it is now. Search evangelion. Download the sephirotic torrent. Wait. Congratulations.

where the fuck is fucking RoE 4 anno you nigger I wanna see asuka get trashed

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Production was abandoned and Anno went on to do the Godzilla film. They've now restarted, and if the previous films are any indication, completely redone and removed everything from the previews. It was a 2020 release date now

They already did that with 3.0. I had hoped this series would bring some new ideas and a different philosophy but it's just the same thing but with even more fan service.
Now I just want to see the end of it.

Black English cast

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Where's the dub preview?

youtube.com/watch?v=EVB85ivIETA

People pay to stream old music. What difference does it make if it's TV shows or movies? The older stuff is generally more enjoyable than a lot of what is produced today.

>dub

Shit

>oi, shinji bruv, just get in the fuckin robot yeah

You're kidding right

>doesn't even get the point
You're literally the npc meme

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imagine the smell

>EoE sucked
Congratulations you're a retard

I really need to dig through my shit, and see if I still have all those Eva CDs. I used to snatch all those up anytime I saw them at my local comic shop, so I had a pretty good collection for a while. I even had that one where each disc was styled to look like a different Eva, and had all the unused tracks from the series.

If you're parent are young enough to have netflix then you're either a zoomer or pasty ass rich white kid

A series that depicts children actually as human beings instead of being braindead soulless fucking retards like in 99,99% of other media.

You are giving money to netflix.

Is this a new series or are they just bringing the 1995 anime?

Evangelion wouldn't need netflix funding to make a new series you retard

ASUKA A CUTE

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same series, different voice actors

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EoE is one of the greatest films of all time among Blade Runner 2049, 2001: A Space Odyssey and Only God Forgives.

>he pays to stream media in inferior quality

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i love hamfisted symbolism!!!!

>can't tell if this is a reference

PONDER

>posts best girl

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t. zoomer

>paying to stream old music
Based NPC

kill rei repeatedly
fuck asuka
marry misato

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>Directed the awful dub of Death/Rebirth/End of Evangelion
>Cast a blatantly black guy as Hyuga
>Involved in the awful Silent Hill HD Collection
>Jumped in on the #KickVic shit

Good riddance.

I'm just hoping it results in an official blu ray release stateside.

>inb4 muh torrent

I'm aware, I have it, I just want a physical box set.

I just want to wish all asuka fags a good day

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The worst anime in the history maybe

why would you want a box set of the netflix one and not the original?

I too think it should have ended with the main characters running away from a giant explosion.

It's not like the original dub is some amazing thing. Anyway, I still have the VHS, original DVD run, Director's Cuts, and Platinum Editions of the original.

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>tfw anytime i ever watch shitflix, i use my sister's account
>tfw pretty much the only show I'll watch on there now is Drugs Inc
netflix a shit, anyone disagrees - you need to clean your eyes (maybe polish them too), get some glasses (or borrow some), or you are just straight up delusional / in denial. Or lastly, a retarded shill that already sold yourself like a hooker

ZANNNNKOKU NA TENSHI NO YOU NI.....

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they just announced a rerelease of the Japanese Blu Ray box set for July. It doesn't have English subtitles but the picture quality is a lot better than the DVDs

>not some amazing thing
how dare you

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Just watch Gantz, it's much better

>reifag
>everyone is bothered by him
typical

The only thing being lost that I will miss is Allison Shipp as Misato. She was a really good Misato. Spike Spencer was ok as Shinji, but he had a really annoying scream.

It's not symbolism, it's imagery.

yeah misato was great and so was asuka, the rest were ok. Anyone different will sound weird to me though but hopefully its good. Interested to see if they change the lines or anything

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He's the
>worse than grandpa dying
guy

I don't know why she's acting surprised about this. Rei was recast in the Rebuild movies years ago.

do japanese dining rooms really look like this?

reifags are like feetguys

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cute feet

>dogshit finale
The stupidest thing I have read today

ok nigger

sorry that u saw babys first anime unironically as babys first anime

Me but with my brother’s

Shut up you fucking retard. What, not many robot fights for you to like the psychological kino that was the finale which was the whole premise of the show?

>young enough to have netflix

???

its just not that deep :)

You seem easily impressed.

>you seem easily impressed by one of the most renowned animes of all time
hipster fag

No, the finale was just perfect. Tell me your problem with it or shut up.

The only voices I want back are Shinji and Asuka. Fuck this dumb bitch for intentionally fucking with the dub of EoE

with one of the most famously shit endings ever

Is the TV ending the ultimate pleb filter? EoE is a better conclusion but 25 and 26 are fantastic episodes if you're not literally retarded

25 & 26 are better than Pee of Pee

Normal people don't care that this anime came out 40 years ago on some channel nobody watches anymore.

It's renewed and redubbed for the modern era as a Netflix original. Everyone is psyched.

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Anno is a fucking hack lmao

I see both for what they are. One ending from different view points. EoE and 25/26 complete each other.

end of evangelion is non-linear structure for people who read video game guides

>/pol/ humor

>eva thread
>everyone is a asuka fag
it's all so tiresome

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Will Netflix edit out or censor anything?

The TV ending is one massive blue balling. It only works as a compliment to EoE

25 and 26 are literally the same episode
>dude but they have a deep meaning that's hard to understand
It's not hard to understand the message is to love yourself and others will love you

But as a complement to EoE its great

Yeah

>Fuck this dumb bitch for intentionally fucking with the dub of EoE
What did she do?

god I wish that were me...

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Mistranslations and intentionally adding in goofy stock sounds during a serious scene.

I actually pay for Netflix and my parents piggyback off me.
I'm canceling it though over their blackmail towards the state of Georgia.

Monster of the week that turns into baby's first pseudo intellectual philosophy and muh Christian imagery.

>near flawless middle
The middle part is an absolute drag compared to the beginning. The last couple of episodes before the finale do pick up a bit.
EoE was overrated shit yes.

IMAGINE

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>BASED RETARD

I want to knock up Asuka

I consider this to be the national anthem of Japan

Such as?

Do you think they sweat a lot in the eva suit? w-wouldn't it be weird if Asuka forced herself onto you after a battle, all sweaty and angry ha ha

imagine she made you lick the inside of her plugsuit clean after a magma dive

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I dont know, they got Ultraman
but made it full 3D CG
so they understand quality but dont desire to reproduce it or something.
I'm confused overall about how nextflix will work with anime.

black voice actors for every character

I think contact suits are super comfortable, like second skin (its like you are wearing nothing at all), but lets pretend (for REASONS) they are like from neoprene

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Asuka < Rei < Misato < Kaji-san

prove me wrong

The jelly squishing sound when Misato shoots the guard.

When will they get Cowboy Bebop?

Alright, thanks

you are not alone user.

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where does the motherly homeroom rep fit in?

>on an alternate universe, Asuka and Rei made a rock band.

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They literally just get licenses for already existing shows. They didn't make ultraman

What's even the point?

Everyone who wants to watch Eva has already watched it

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>it really does have a new dub for some reason

...Huh. That's odd. Seems like an odd waste of time to re-do it. Then again, Anno wasn't pleased with how 3.0's dub went in America, so this might be something he pushed for.

I still believe this show has a Gnostic message no matter how butthurt contrarians will repeat religious symbols make no sense because Anno said so.

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I'm looking forward to the new dub

the war that will never end.

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Oh no... It's retarded

They already did, at least in the UK

The only way instrumentality could had been avoided on EoE was that Rei stole Adam from Gendo's hand and when she merges with Lilith wishes for turning the giant white masked ayylmao into a Unit 00 with a S engine and the soul of Adam (kaworu).

she could had helped Asuka fighting the Eva series and even destroyed the Lance of Longius attracting it to earth to remove every way to bring instrumentality.

after Shinji just had to come into Unit 01 and activate the god-mode with something similar to the end of Rebuild 2.0 to beat the shit of the Eva series.

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It was already on Netflix France but was removed like two mounth ago.

Shit ending, like Game of Thrones
Muh, Angels are the good guys

no, they were just not the real villains.
though the old bastards's plan is not really evil, this is just escapism, Gendo wanted to become god for his own purposes so he was the real villain i guess

>giving the merest smidgen of a fuck about a new dub
I didn't realise Yea Forums was so riddled with plebs.

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only americans cares, patricians watch it in japanese anyway.

Why are they making such a big deal over this

Is that a large box cutter?

If you were any further from the truth, you would collapse into the frontier of the known universe. The only thing better that the NGE (also EoE) finale is the ending of Legend of the Galactic Heroes.

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I'm more of a Rei boi but Asuka's great too. Asuka is hilarious too. Such a petty little brat.

>lotgh
Absolutely based, my space caucasian

>large
No user, it's a HUGE box cutter

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What would their music sound like?

What? Netflix is boomer approved.

>WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
>whats going on
>we dont know
>all our meters and guages are going off the scale
>but we havent done anything yet
>you think it could be Shinji?
>thats impossible, Unit 01's power level must be at zero!
SHHHKKKRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOONNNKKKKKKK
>my god is that what im piloting
>god in heaven what kind of monster have we made this from
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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It’s really good like 70% of the way in and then it takes the crazy too far

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i could piggyback from several of my friends, but i still prefer to torrent lol - it's a life style

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>black screen with voice over
>"Shiiiet I ever tell y'alls bout the time Drumpf aliens tried to turn us into chicken soup n shit?"
>No Church in the Wild starts playing
>"Well, listen up. You bout to hear some shit."

The ending is what makes it legendary you fucking brainlet.

>implaying i will not rewatch it for the 5° time
4 years since last rewatch, this will be a good excuse to do it again

Wait will the Japanese audio be unavailable? I already have the show torrented but I'm curious

Do you not understand the way time and generations work?

it'll almost certainly be available, I can't imagine it not being

Overrated pseudo intellectual garbage, the only good thing was the soundtrack

Did bento ferrari keep a disposable harem of wife clones to raw dog on the fly or what?

What would it be like to tongue-punch NASCAR Langley's brap box? Does it taste like sauerkraut sashimi? Is that why everyone was scared when the breeze lifted her skirt shit was just TOO SMELLY or what

WHAT did shinji do with his leftover baby batter after furiously tugging one out in hospital? Reckon he wiped it on her face or not?

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Kanye West

i completely forgot about 4.0 until now

wtf anno you gook piece of shit, Im probably going to die before the ending comes out

go back Yea Forums with your shitty entertainment medium fuckheads

>The Netflix stream will feature the original Japanese audio and a brand new English dub
It will, it just a re-dub for the english and other non-japanese languages

The winds of winter will come out before 4.0

redpill me on some bigbrain gooktoons

>I'm so fucked up
>Uh oh! I did an oopsie.

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Misato is a cunt who is only using Shinji. You marry all 50 rei clones. Who wouldn’t want to fuck a younger version of their mom?

>"Welcome to Good Burger ! home of the good burger ! can i take your order?"
best quote of the entire show, so deep.

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>dogshit finale
retard

>Who wouldn’t want to fuck a younger version of their mom?
uhh

>My sister lets me use her netflix
>Never use it and still download all films/shows anyway

you may not realize this but you can see nipple and titty in that image you just posted on this sfw board, which is funnily enough a Yea Forums banner as well that you can also clearly see on sfw boards

>I'm so fucked up
>Uh oh! I did an oopsie

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Happy now fag? I have bad eyesight so I didn't even notice the blurred nipples were still visible

>fretting over this
First day on Yea Forums? People get away with posting tits every day here.

>14 year old tits
How do nips always get away with pedo shit?

Japan is just like that. But anime is tame compared to some of the other types of media Japan puts out. I've seen some shit that genuinely left me fazed me for a solid 5 seconds before I realised what the fuck I read it was a doujin that involved a nun, a choir boy and some questionable sexual practices

I don't know about Yea Forums but we, the 4channel community, are respectable members of society who uphold the law. You wouldn't steal a car, would you?

>it's legal to fuck teens in most parts of the world but America is so cockled from fearmongers that they can't get prime cunny anymore

its art

The end wasn't bad it just ran out of budget. If you didn't get the end of the original run you are genuinely retarted, It was not complicated they fucking spell it out.

someone post the paper mache sex doll of asuka someone made on /po/

They didn’t. They had to change it for the TV release but have it the way it’s supposed to be in the DC

When I first watched Eva I was just a bit younger than Shinji and I am now just a bit older than Misato

What did Time mean by this?

what was it called?

I’m ok with this because it made the president of Cuckimation seethe because they couldn’t snatch up the rights to put out their own low-quality dub with sjw VAs

Oh my god guys, have you seen the new anime they are working on?! twitter.com/NXOnNetflix/status/1135531581710274560

That's the worst part, I can't even remember the name. All I know about it is that I read it on exhentai and that it involved a nun castrating a choir boy so he could sing better. Worst part is that the nun ends up fucking the boy with his own severed penis. From the moment I finished it I knew Japan was truly fucked beyond saving.

That looks like shit, like it was made in the 90s or something WTF

>Netflix
>Wizards of the Coast
>Joe and Anthony Russo
>Magic: The Gathering anime series
>anime series
>anime
God damn I hate semantic drift
>what you're saying doesn't mean what you think you're saying
>oh it does, word meanings change over time, keep up, grampa
How are people supposed to know what's what when other people think they have free license to change what's what?

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It's fucking retarded. It's like labeling a comedy a
Drama because dramas do better then comedies. Fuck. Can't wait for assholes making comic books to start labeling them as manga instead because it's starting to become more marketable.

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>DUDE KUBRICK LMAO : The Show

The thing is, I feel that "manga" as a defined medium seperate to "comics" is actually plausible.
>standard book size rather than comic book size
>black and white printed on cheap paper
> likely to be printed weekly, although not necessarily
>likely to be in an anthology, but not necessarily
>with periodic tankobons collating all the issues of each manga into one release

Much more plausible than
>Japan produces animation in a variety of visual styles, although it could be argued there is a "look" that dominates
>when the Japanese animation is brought to the west, regardless of style, it's branded "anime"
>a number of the less dominant styled works don't sell or aren't brought over
>people begin to consider certain styles of design and storytelling as "anime"
>new generation of western creators have aspirations toward creating animation akin to the Japanese animation they love
>they recklessly label their own work as "anime", despite "anime" always having meant "Japanese animation"
It's like, I don't know, parasitic or something. Make it look and feel however you want, but there's no reason to brand it as anime.

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>It's like, I don't know, parasitic or something. Make it look and feel however you want, but there's no reason to brand it as anime.
It's because cartoon is more connected to kids shit than it does "Adult and mature content" (Even though anime has plenty of kid shows) and because the normalfag crowd thinks anything with anime slapped on is cool now.

Yeah, because they've been using the word "cartoon" just as arbitrarily as they now are "anime"... in the opposite sense, now that I think of it.
>cartoon = a humourous drawing or animation.
>THE HUMOUR DEFINES IT
>[time passes]
>cartoon = any and all animation

>anime = any and all animation from Japan
>BEING JAPANESE DEFINES IT
>[time passes, and internet exists]
>anime = serialised animation in a stereotypically Japanese detailed style... regardless of where it's made

I think LeSean Thomas kicked this off, he wrote a Forbes article where he argued for it, which might have legitimised it.

You people make my blood boil. Your taste is shit. S-H-I-T. Nobody should ever watch the dub. Really. Don't do it.

I fucking hate this world.

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shutup weeb

you will get lured into thinking this story is about mechs, aliens and apocalypse. But actually it´s a series about the insecurities and daily lifes of teenagers.

The last couple minutes of 26 are legit my favorite part and what makes the series.

based master of (you)s